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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Have you seen this man?"
anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:02 PM (EST)
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"Have you seen this man?" |
 If you haven't, go check out his ebay auction for his ex-wife's wedding gown. It is worth the time, I promise you.  Miscellaneous Ramblings
--FIVE wedding proposals?
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StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:12 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
*Snort* I can only hope my wedding dress does not end up like that.
"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:14 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
I think he's one bad trip away from hooking up a gas mask to his butt.
Handcrafted by RolldDiceThat would be cross-threading for those who haven't read the Darwin awards...
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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:15 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
So worth the time. Bless you, A-Kim. The funniest thing I have read on the internet ALL YEAR.This guy needs to save this on a web page and sell ad space. I can't begin to pick my favorite line. This snippet will have to do: I gotta say it did make me feel very pretty. So if it can make me feel pretty, it can make you feel pretty, especially on the most important day of your life, right? Anyway, I was told to say it has a train and a veil and all kinds of shiny beady things. I think it's funny that one picture makes it look like the chest plate off an Imperial Storm Trooper. Did I mention that all I want is a ball game and beer?
 
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:20 PM (EST)
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10. "My personal faves:" |
This dress cost me $1200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn’t so I got stuck with the bill. Luckily I only got stuck with his daughter for 5 years. Thank the Lord we didn't have kids. If they would have turned out like her or her family I would have slit my wrists. AND All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.
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--hurry folks, the auction ends in 23 hours
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Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:35 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: My personal faves:" |
All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself.
Yes, yes! That one too. Don't miss this, people.
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:17 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
Thank you for the link, Kim. So funny! 
Still laughing!
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04-27-04, 07:17 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
OMH! I don't think I've EVER laughed that hard.Did I mention that all I want is a ball game and beer? Cheap at twice the price. Ladies, you won’t regret this. You may regret the dude you marry but not the dress. and... Yes, headdress and veil are included, but the do-rag stays with me. And if the train was long enough for my ex’s caboose, it’s long enough for yours. AND... the part about different colored wedding dresses: All I know is, for my next wedding I will be wearing a hairy, flesh-toned ensemble because I will be buck naked with a toe tag lying on a slab in the morgue because I would have killed myself. ROTFLMFAO!  
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:27 PM (EST)
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11. "bwahahahahaha!" |
"It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage."
funny stuff Kim!
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:27 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
He's gotten 5 marriage proposals? *giggle*His responses were totally funny. He may not have had a great marriage but I hope at least he's having fun selling the dress! 
--doesn't think size 12 is big at all
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DSpunk 3270 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:28 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
You've brightened the days of several people in my office... thanks, Kim! Hilarious!and I'm with you on the wedding proposal question.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:32 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
Hilarious. Why would anyone want to divorce this guy?
if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
CASH Wine gopher
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Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 07:51 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
Thank-you! That was worth the time.Deonna
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04-27-04, 08:40 PM (EST)
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17. "Priceless!!!" |
I think there should be an invite to join SB in his emails before the auction ends! I'd love to hear the how this thing ends for him.
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Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 10:16 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Thank you!" |
*LMAO*Deonna
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 00:13 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
I would love to spend a night out drinking with that guy and Shakes.
A Kittyloaf®Original
*But no more then that*
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 00:19 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
Gotta feeling the venue wouldn't matter.
A Kittyloaf®Original
*But good place to start*
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04-28-04, 00:27 AM (EST)
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26. "Oh Mother, not again!!" |
Hysterical. It made our local news. Amazing that the bidding is that high. Who would really want to get married in a dress that had THAT history?!?CASH Secretary of Hospitality
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TenPin 263 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 04:42 PM (EST)
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37. "The guy is funny" |
Dan and I must have been watching the same channel. He was very funny in his interview, and the station even linked to his auction. TenPin "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intellegent, but the most responsive to change."
Charles Darwin
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 00:38 AM (EST)
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28. "oh my heck" |
that? was hilarious.but even funnier is that the current winning bid is for $99,999,999. in case you don't know what that is, it's ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine dollars. and all he wanted was beer and baseball tickets! maybe i should email him and ask him for a handout. ~ cq 
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 00:45 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: oh my heck" |
"the current winning bid is for $99,999,999"Dam..I was so close. The alterations probably would have killed me though.
A Kittyloaf®Original
*Always a brides maid*
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tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 04:47 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: oh my heck" |
The alterations probably would have killed me though.LOL That's SO true. I should know. My second job is altering wedding gowns at David's Bridal. It kills me that I have to tell these poor brides that their hem is going to cost $120 or more.
slice slice baby!of course, if I was making that much for each hem I sewed...I would feel a bit better about it.
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04-28-04, 00:47 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
That was interesting and amusing. Thanks for sharing.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 10:18 AM (EST)
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31. "current price" |
okay so someone issued a retraction and now the price is $23,000.at that rate, there's gotta be some junk around here i could sell off on ebay and have all my friends promote by spreading like wildfire through the banes of the internet and email forwarding. hmmm... i have a pile of recycling... worth double in maine! worth nothing in several dozen non-recycling states... ooh! i have my used sketch supplies. i don't use them any more because i haven no time for artistic merit... what's under the couch? let me see... my roommate's toenail clippings and a roach clip. any takers??? come on. help a poor graduate student out!
~ cq
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-04, 10:27 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
Oh, that's funny."Sale is final. Marriage isn't." 
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04-28-04, 12:00 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Have you seen this man?" |
I see Ben Affleck playing him in the near future. Wonder if the ex-wife's heard about this yet.
Marriage always looks like a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. "Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
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04-28-04, 12:39 PM (EST)
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36. "When I saw this yesterday..." |
the hit counter was around 850K. This morning it's nearly 3.5 Million! Talk about spreading the word!It's gotten so crazy that bids have to be "pre approved" and the price has come back down to $15,300. Apparently the $99,999,999 bid wasn't a serious proposal.
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