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"Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd"
ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:48 PM (EST)
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"Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-04-04 AT 04:11 PM (EST)Always wanted to be a Playboy centerfold. Think I have a shot at it this week. Height: 5'7" Weight: Fluctuates wildly from 128-160 lbs., explaining need to own same pair of AnnTaylor black jeans in sizes 8, 10, and 12. Turn Ons: Really nice people. And cute baby animals. Oh, and world peace. Turn Offs: Really mean people. And people who are mean to animals. And people who don't like world peace. Please note that, while the cuffs and collar do not match, the DDDs are all too real.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:50 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Relaly?
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:52 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
How do you feel about ugly old animals?
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DoodleBug 5133 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:55 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
I think she likes you just fine.Snazzy new sigpic by Slice ba-dum-bump
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:56 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Heifer or Hefner?
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FarmBoy 2618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-04-04, 04:11 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Somebody call me? Bovinated BR549- An Original Draco Masterpiece
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LeftPinky 4150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-05-04, 10:21 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
That reminds me of a joke, but it's a bit off kilter. created by the amazing JSlice!
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:55 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Score!
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:55 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
What does Geraldo Rivera have to do with this?I say, you go girl. I give complexes. What do you do?
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tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Do you need some new cuffs & collar? I could always knit or sew you some. *waves to Wheezy* has anyone seen the Wheeze?
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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9. "Reply" |
I heart JSlice
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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10. "to" |
I heart JSlice
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 03:58 PM (EST)
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11. "my" |
I heart JSlice
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:01 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: posts!" |
Thank you for the kind offer, but I'm pretty attached to the cuffs and collar. Unless it's bikini wax season.
Where in the Bay Area do you live, my geographical friend?
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:09 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: posts!" |
Pleasanton, but I work in Oakland
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 05:46 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: posts!" |
I am still an "M" car thrall. Kind of like being permanent extra in Village of the Damned. A Streetcar Named Undesirable.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:01 PM (EST)
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17. "i effing told you" |
to WAIT for me. do my words mean nothing to you? *smirk* okay, fine. go. be a centerfold without me.~ cq -- impressed with the DDDs. i only have doubles. *L*
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:02 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: i effing told you" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-04-04 AT 04:03 PM (EST)Given our natural assets (well, maybe I mean breast-ets), I think we should do a girl-on-girl pictorial. We could be the new Jenna and Heidi...
God knows we have more athletic ability and intelligence.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:12 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: i effing told you" |
Need a fluffer for that?
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:19 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: i effing told you" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-04-04 AT 04:20 PM (EST)Fine with me, but you have to check with CQ and Farmboy.
I have an expanding pictorial going here.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:28 PM (EST)
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47. "you know..." |
i loved farmboy and his kilt but then i saw dicque hatch flitting around in one and ripping it off on whims so it's never gonna be the same for me. never again.~ cq -- women don't need fluffers. we're always ready. but we'll take a dweezil.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:29 PM (EST)
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50. "dont you dare" |
you're such a cutie! the DDs are all real... oh, well. i like when BBBs (bigbreastedb!tches) say they wish they were smaller. i don't. i'm pretty happy where they're at. and i don't hear anyone else complaining. we are twins. that's it. it's done. the DDs and the NHL obsession seal the deal. ~ cq -- also dayapart twins with PC and ginger
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-05-04, 07:54 AM (EST)
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67. "RE: dont you dare" |
Okay. Twins it is. I am happy with mine too.
*waves to her twin*
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:01 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Shall I break out the photoshop? You too can be an airbrushed goddess!
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:50 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: PG-13 type Centerfold" |
That's so wrong, and yet, eerily compelling...
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 05:00 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: PG-13 type Centerfold" |
well it was either that or taking gingers "eye" and replacing Janets "sun" with it. I tried to err on the side of caution.
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 05:56 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: PG-13 type Centerfold" |
A centerfold? yes. But slow to realize the consequences of a "bring it on" around here
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:03 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
My thread? It could have been all about you. All you had to do was ask. Miscellaneous Ramblings --you'll look smashing as a centerfold
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:09 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
I like to think of myself as OT's answer to Betty Page.Or Rosie the Riveter. Or Tallulah Bankhead. Okay, I'll stop now.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:15 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
You had me at Bettie Page.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:04 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
not much further now - post like the wind my friend. post. like. the. wind.
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aethelstan 4435 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-04-04, 04:05 PM (EST)
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25. "You've got a spot in the calendar waiting for you" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-04-04 AT 04:13 PM (EST)See Exhibit A here Though it should probably be revised... © Kittyloaf Creations, 2004 ]ETA: Oops! *waves to Ginger, future Miss December.
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:10 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Being a centerfold is great but those staples hurt!Go Ginger! Go Ginger! *waves to AKim*
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DoodleBug 5133 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:12 PM (EST)
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34. "My blood runs cold" |
my memory has just been sold.My angel is a centerfold. Snazzy new sigpic by Slice You know you are all singing that song.
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:15 PM (EST)
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38. "I'm all for " |
more centerfolds to help with the diapering of Hef. Hurry, ginger!
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:25 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Mi Dong wants to be a stand up comedian…whaddya think about that G? Special Advisor to the President*Mi Dong waves to everyone*
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Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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02-04-04, 04:29 PM (EST)
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49. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" |
Congratulations on your new status!!!!! Deonna *waves to Spanky*
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aethelstan 4435 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-04-04, 04:31 PM (EST)
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51. "Whoop! There it is!" |
Sing with me now everyone! Whoop! There it is!Congrats Ginger!! © Kittyloaf Creations, 2004 *waves to Augie*
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 04:33 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Whoop! There it is!" |
*Accepting new centerfold-dom, bowing graciously...*Thank you, thank you. If I don't look exactly like Marilyn Monroe nekkid, it's simply a wardrobe malfunction.
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 05:40 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: Whoop! There it is!" |
*singing with Stan*Whoop! There it is! Congrats to Ginger! *waves to Stan*
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StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 06:00 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
*sniffle, sniffle* You're all growed up now. Good for you!!! New sig pic in honor of new DAW level. And what does Sneetch think about her mothers new *ahem* career?
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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02-04-04, 06:08 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Congrats! You are such a DAW. hopes that ginger doesn't realize I'm mean...
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-04-04, 06:51 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
Yeah, you're really mean. Especially compared to me. The girl who simply overflows with innate sensitivity and charm. The voice of quiet reflection in OT.*Smooch* for Tig.
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-05-04, 07:54 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
This is such cheating.
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DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-05-04, 07:55 AM (EST)
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69. "RE: Help Me Achieve Lifetime Goal Thresd" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-04 AT 07:55 AM (EST)But I've never had a swoop. Yay!! My first swoop.
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