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Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 01-29-06, 02:09 PM (EST) "a poem for Lisa, just for fun" Let me tell you a story about a girl named Lisa, She lived her life like a socialite Daddy gave her money to her delight now she’s 40 years old as her story is told Lisa never worked a day in her life But someday she wants to become a wife She needs someone else to pay her bills She wants a man to give her thrills Its time to Start Over she cries I’m sure to get away with my lies With her coach Rhonda Britian Lisa pretends she is sweet as a kitten They dressed her up in a little dress It fits her well I must confess Soon they take her to a farm A little hard work will do her no harm They give her a shovel and a hoe And tell her to move that horse shi* too and fro All the while she’s moaning and groaning Her skills they hope she is honing Somehow it doesn’t seem to work Lisa still is acting like a jerk Make some jewelry to sell This is something she could do well Oh no this is still too hard for me And as she fails they review her with a ‘D’ To the guest house you go Now you’ll have a private room you know To chat with your lover Mr. Internet I think a dog would make a better pet Soon we find that Lisa’s obsessed With a man who’s hotel room she was a guest A one night stand And he’s a married man With a man named Chris she went on a date He wasn’t right he wasn’t her fate Late that same night She sat by the light Writing her Mr. Internet another email Its all part of the same tale Its time to send her home Where she will live alone And she’ll still be the same Just as she was when she came   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun turquiosedove 01-29-06 1  RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun lovemydogdude 01-29-06 2    RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun sharebear18_2000 01-29-06 3  RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun maryellennaco 01-30-06 4    RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun Simplysuz2 02-01-06 5        RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun chickadee 02-01-06 6            RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun Simplysuz2 02-01-06 7            RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun Jadens Mommy 02-01-06 8            RE: a poem for Christina per reques... Simplysuz2 02-01-06 9                RE: a poem for Christina per reques... chickadee 02-01-06 11                RE: a poem for Christina per reques... Tootles 02-06-06 18  RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun beckettrep 02-01-06 10    RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun beckettrep 02-01-06 12    RE: a poem for Jill, just for fun Simplysuz2 02-02-06 13        RE: a poem for Jill, just for fun Simplysuz2 02-06-06 14            Simplysuz2 mysticwolf 02-06-06 15                RE: Simplysuz2 Simplysuz2 02-08-06 19  RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun RobynnA 02-06-06 16  RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun eisus 02-06-06 17

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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 01-29-06, 02:20 PM (EST) 1. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" LOL! Luv it!   Top

lovemydogdude 1253 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 01-29-06, 05:03 PM (EST) 2. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" There once was a girl starting over She looked more like a fido, a ralph, or a rover When she put on a pink dress and was put to the test no excuses were there...she was sober!   Top

sharebear18_2000 106 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 01-29-06, 09:31 PM (EST) 3. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" snickers   Top

maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 01-30-06, 05:17 PM (EST) 4. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" ROFLMAO!!!!! Too FUNNY!!! My dear, YOU are a poet!   Top

Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-01-06, 06:58 AM (EST) 5. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" thank you, it was fun to write about Lisa   Top

chickadee 41 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 02-01-06, 08:43 AM (EST) 6. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" Simplysuz2 Great poem!!! very funny!!! Could you do one about christina?   Top

Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-01-06, 11:22 AM (EST) 7. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" thank you so much, i appreciate your compliment and i will work on a poem for XXXtina.   Top

Jadens Mommy 333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 02-01-06, 11:23 AM (EST) 8. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" Great stuff! Hee-hee!   Top

Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-01-06, 01:46 PM (EST) 9. "RE: a poem for Christina per request" There was a young girl on my favorite show Who before too long we got to know She made her living lying on her back I think it was morals she did lack She appeared to be pretty and sweet But soon we all knew she was just a cheat She twined herself around a pole She shook her body her heart and her sole She made a lot of money you see But a woman of honor she wanted to be They sent her to learn about real estate Wouldn’t you know on her first day she was late When Iyanla found nude pictures on the internet I saw the young girl break into a sweat Lets pay to get them back But there’s too many pictures for us to track She thought she could make money with her art But it looked more like a painted fart Then finally with her GED achieved She changed her ways they all believed That she had done her best and was trying I for one thought she was still lying Good luck to Miss Christina they all said Try not to make your living in bed   Top

chickadee 41 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 02-01-06, 09:18 PM (EST) 11. "RE: a poem for Christina per request" you are awsome!!!!!   Top

Tootles 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 02-06-06, 10:46 PM (EST) 18. "RE: a poem for Christina per request" "She thought she could make money with her art But it looked more like a painted fart" ROFLMAO! I had to run for the bathroom on that one! Starting Over should hire you as the official Poet Laureate!   Top

beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-01-06, 08:55 PM (EST) 10. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" LAST EDITED ON 02-01-06 AT 08:56 PM (EST) Lisatwit, Lisatwit, in the house still Lisatwit, Lisatwit, what a pill Some think misguided Others think crazy As for me I think Plain Lazy Lisatwit, Lisatwit she thinks 'so groovy' Lisatwit, Lisatwit, methinks 'Horror Movie' A delusional LC in Rhonda she's got Which aint' saying much since she aint done squat Lisatwit, Lisatwit, what can I say All she really wants Is a man who will pay So she can spend all time Rolling in the hay   Top

beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 02-01-06, 10:48 PM (EST) 12. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" >LAST EDITED ON 02-01-06 >AT 08:56 PM (EST) > >Lisatwit, Lisatwit, in the house still > >Lisatwit, Lisatwit, what a pill >Some think misguided >Others think crazy >As for me I think Plain >Lazy > >Lisatwit, Lisatwit she thinks 'so groovy' > >Lisatwit, Lisatwit, methinks 'Horror Movie' >A delusional LC in Rhonda she's >got >Which aint' saying much since she >aint done squat > >Lisatwit, Lisatwit, what can I say > >All she really wants >Is a man who will pay > >So she can spend all her time > >Rolling in the hay   Top

Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-02-06, 11:15 AM (EST) 13. "RE: a poem for Jill, just for fun" Jill is a fine lady from the south At first I thought she had a big mouth Her story seemed rather compelling But she did a lot of yelling She told of the shoes that she stole Telling this made my eyes roll She said she was a radio DJ It seemed rather fitting I must say And with the voice of reason She’s one of my favorites this season When Iyanla sent Jill to the doc The diagnosis was quite a shock They found a tumor that weighed 40 pounds It could be very serious is how it sounds Its just like Jill to keep her head high I would’ve been scared that’s no lie She went on a diet to lose some weight She seemed to be doing really great Its very hard to change habits of eating We saw that Jill was frequently cheating When Jill cried out on the porch for help Her tears made my heart just melt Then came the makeover of glasses and hair Jill looked so beautiful I do swear And now it was time to go to court She handled herself like a very good sport About her progress she did state However, she’s not ready to graduate Meet with your Dad if you can Spend a nice evening with a man Find yourself a fun career Then you can leave without any fear   Top

Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-06-06, 01:19 PM (EST) 14. "RE: a poem for Jill, just for fun" who should be my next victim?   Top

mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-06-06, 03:20 PM (EST) 15. "Simplysuz2" Did you notice that the thread title said "Lisa"? Or, that it's posted in the Individual Houseguest Forum? Your poems are nice, but they aren't about Lisa. Please keep it on topic. Sigs by Bob, entirely accurate renditions of nature   Top

Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 02-08-06, 11:26 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Simplysuz2" sorry Mysticwolf, i thought they fell under the catagory of poems and should be in the same thread. i'll be careful next time   Top

RobynnA 5 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 02-06-06, 06:05 PM (EST) 16. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" Bravo!   Top

eisus 5 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 02-06-06, 06:27 PM (EST) 17. "RE: a poem for Lisa, just for fun" Simplysuz2, your poems are brilliant.   Top

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