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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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"Hey Losers!"
It's me, tribe! Have I got a special bonux for you!
The LoserLodge X : Smoosh-A-Melon Bonux!!

Well, would you look at that.
The lodge is still going.
Ahhh... this truly warms my cockles.
And what better way to enjoy warmed cockles than to have a week long lodge bonux that involves a couple of loser traditions...
gettin' nekkid and drinking frosty libations... Oh and answering some questions.

To start, each of you has been given a fur bag and an empty rack.

Placed in front of each of you is a rack of full of succulent melons.
Much like this rack below.

Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger ~ WaterJug

1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. (This melon is yours to keep and will benefit you at the end of this bonux.)
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. (These will become your opponents targets. Out of racked melons and you're out of the game.)
3rd: Via Private Message to me; Place the 1 remaining melon on 1 other losers rack. (This may mean that some losers end up with Very Large Racks of Melons, while others are more a cup.)
4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below...

I'll return tomorrow, somewhere near the same time, to reveal the correct answer.
If you get the question correct you will have a chance to SMOOSH A fellow loser's MELON. Out of Melons, out of the game.
At the end of the game, I'll start handing out points for your remaining melons. (Yes, even the furbagged melon.)
Anyways, on to the question...

1st Question:
As a devout leisure-game maven, one can often find me playing cards and honing my skills against 3 fellow blowhemians. (Unbeknownst to them.)
Which one of the 4 below is NOT one of them.

a. DearAbby
b. Kermit the Vixen
c. MysticWolf
d. emydi


Now you're probably asking, "Where are the traditions? Where's the nekkid? Where's the potent potables?"
Well, here they are...

Oh and since I just can't do all of this without some sense of guidelines...
1. Please keep all answers as replies to the appropriate question.
2. Please keep all smooshing of melons safely within each days appropriate smooshing session.
3. Please know that this bonux will NOT take the place of the HUT-CAM. The mistress will be along shortly to post the results/pose a new set of Hut-Cams.
4. This Bonux will end on Thursday and will take place every day between now and then. Return and return at least once a day.
5. If you happen to get a question correct but don't return to do some melon smooshing, I will smoosh one of your own melons. Try not to make me do this.
6. Good Luck and Have Phun!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Hey Losers! vince3 04-24-09 1
 RE: Hey Losers! CTgirl 04-24-09 2
 RE: Hey Losers! byoffer 04-24-09 3
 RE: Hey Losers! Starshine 04-25-09 4
 RE: Hey Losers! suzzee 04-25-09 5
 RE: Hey Losers! agman 04-25-09 6
 RE: Hey Losers! kingfish 04-25-09 7
   RE: Hey Losers! DearAbby 04-25-09 9
       Ahem.... Wallflower66 04-25-09 17
 RE: Hey Losers! DearAbby 04-25-09 8
 Smoosh-A-Melon Round 1 tribephyl 04-25-09 10
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 1 byoffer 04-26-09 23
       BWAHAHAHA suzzee 04-26-09 28
       Which melon? tribephyl 04-26-09 29
           RE: Which melon? byoffer 04-28-09 85
 2nd Question tribephyl 04-25-09 11
   RE: 2nd Question Starshine 04-25-09 12
   RE: 2nd Question vince3 04-25-09 14
   RE: 2nd Question suzzee 04-25-09 15
   RE: 2nd Question CTgirl 04-25-09 16
   RE: 2nd Question Wallflower66 04-25-09 18
   RE: 2nd Question Survivor Maniac 04-26-09 19
   RE: 2nd Question kingfish 04-26-09 20
   RE: 2nd Question 5cats 04-26-09 21
   RE: 2nd Question agman 04-26-09 22
   RE: 2nd Question byoffer 04-26-09 24
   RE: 2nd Question DearAbby 04-26-09 25
   Question the Second Molaholic 04-26-09 27
   RE: 2nd Question jbug 04-27-09 45
   RE: 2nd Question Dakota 04-27-09 47
 RE: Hey Losers! MJewel 04-25-09 13
 RE: Hey Losers! Molaholic 04-26-09 26
 Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 tribephyl 04-26-09 30
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 byoffer 04-26-09 33
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 suzzee 04-26-09 34
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 CTgirl 04-27-09 40
       RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 byoffer 04-27-09 44
           RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 CTgirl 04-27-09 69
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 kingfish 04-27-09 43
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 DearAbby 04-27-09 49
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 agman 04-27-09 52
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2 agman 04-27-09 61
 3rd Question tribephyl 04-26-09 31
   RE: 3rd Question vince3 04-26-09 32
   RE: 3rd Question suzzee 04-26-09 35
   RE: 3rd Question byoffer 04-26-09 36
   RE: 3rd Question MJewel 04-26-09 37
   RE: 3rd Question Molaholic 04-26-09 38
   RE: 3rd Question Wallflower66 04-27-09 39
   RE: 3rd Question CTgirl 04-27-09 41
   RE: 3rd Question kingfish 04-27-09 42
   RE: 3rd Question jbug 04-27-09 46
   RE: 3rd Question Dakota 04-27-09 48
   RE: 3rd Question Starshine 04-27-09 50
   RE: 3rd Question DearAbby 04-27-09 51
   RE: 3rd Question agman 04-27-09 53
   RE: 3rd Question 5cats 04-27-09 56
   Yikes!!! Kermit the Vixen 04-28-09 94
 Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3 tribephyl 04-27-09 54
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3 Wallflower66 04-28-09 76
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3 vince3 04-28-09 78
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3 DearAbby 04-28-09 80
       RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3 vince3 04-28-09 82
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3 CTgirl 04-28-09 87
 4th Question tribephyl 04-27-09 55
   RE: 4th Question iatovttotx78 04-27-09 57
   RE: 4th Question 5cats 04-27-09 58
       RE: 4th Question CTgirl 04-27-09 66
           RE: 4th Question 5cats 04-28-09 73
   RE: 4th Question Starshine 04-27-09 59
   RE: 4th Question byoffer 04-27-09 60
   RE: 4th Question suzzee 04-27-09 62
   RE: 4th Question qwertypie 04-27-09 63
   RE: 4th Question Dakota 04-27-09 64
   RE: 4th Question JazzyJax 04-27-09 65
   RE: 4th Question CTgirl 04-27-09 67
   RE: 4th Question agman 04-27-09 68
   SMASH!!! Molaholic 04-27-09 70
   RE: 4th Question jbug 04-27-09 71
   RE: 4th Question Survivor Maniac 04-27-09 72
   RE: 4th Question MJewel 04-28-09 74
   RE: 4th Question kingfish 04-28-09 75
       RE: 4th Question jbug 04-28-09 83
           RE: 4th Question CTgirl 04-28-09 84
               RE: 4th Question kingfish 04-29-09 103
   RE: 4th Question Wallflower66 04-28-09 77
   RE: 4th Question vince3 04-28-09 79
   RE: 4th Question DearAbby 04-28-09 81
   RE: 4th Question Road Kill 04-28-09 86
 Smoosh A Melon Round 4 tribephyl 04-28-09 88
   RE: Smoosh A Melon Round 4 Starshine 04-29-09 96
   RE: Smoosh A Melon Round 4 MJewel 04-29-09 100
   RE: Smoosh A Melon Round 4 Road Kill 04-29-09 106
 5th Question tribephyl 04-28-09 89
   RE: 5th Question Molaholic 04-28-09 90
   RE: 5th Question qwertypie 04-28-09 91
   RE: 5th Question Wallflower66 04-28-09 92
   RE: 5th Question Dakota 04-28-09 93
   RE: 5th Question - Who smooshed my ... 5cats 04-29-09 95
       Who smooshed your melon... tribephyl 04-29-09 111
           RE: Who smooshed your melon... 5cats 04-30-09 127
               RE: Who smooshed your melon... tribephyl 05-01-09 135
   RE: 5th Question Starshine 04-29-09 97
   RE: 5th Question vince3 04-29-09 98
   RE: 5th Question MJewel 04-29-09 99
   RE: 5th Question CTgirl 04-29-09 101
   RE: 5th Question kingfish 04-29-09 102
   RE: 5th Question jbug 04-29-09 104
   RE: 5th Question byoffer 04-29-09 105
   RE: 5th Question Road Kill 04-29-09 107
   RE: 5th Question DearAbby 04-29-09 108
   RE: 5th Question & a smooshing suzzee 04-29-09 109
       RE: 5th Question & a smooshing tribephyl 04-29-09 112
   RE: 5th Question agman 04-29-09 110
 Smoosh-A-Melon Round 5 tribephyl 04-29-09 113
 6th Question tribephyl 04-29-09 114
   RE: 6th Question vince3 04-29-09 115
   RE: 6th Question byoffer 04-29-09 116
   RE: 6th Question Molaholic 04-29-09 117
   RE: 6th Question Starshine 04-30-09 118
   RE: 6th Question qwertypie 04-30-09 119
   RE: 6th Question MJewel 04-30-09 120
   RE: 6th Question suzzee 04-30-09 121
   RE: 6th Question kingfish 04-30-09 122
   RE: 6th Question DearAbby 04-30-09 123
   RE: 6th Question Dakota 04-30-09 124
   RE: 6th Question Road Kill 04-30-09 125
   RE: 6th Question agman 04-30-09 126
   RE: 6th Question 5cats 04-30-09 128
   RE: 6th Question iatovttotx78 04-30-09 129
   RE: 6th Question Kermit the Vixen 04-30-09 130
   RE: 6th Question CTgirl 04-30-09 131
   RE: 6th Question Wallflower66 04-30-09 132
       RE: 6th Question Kermit the Vixen 04-30-09 133
 Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 tribephyl 05-01-09 134
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 iatovttotx78 05-01-09 136
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 suzzee 05-01-09 137
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 Starshine 05-01-09 138
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 Molaholic 05-01-09 139
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 Wallflower66 05-01-09 140
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 vince3 05-02-09 141
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 5cats 05-02-09 142
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 MJewel 05-02-09 143
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 Road Kill 05-02-09 144
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 DearAbby 05-02-09 145
   RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6 agman 05-02-09 146
 melon aftermath tribephyl 05-03-09 147

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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-09, 06:32 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hey Losers!"
Keeping: Casaba

Racking: Kiwano, Tigger, WaterJug

PMing: Where the Musk will go


Question 1 answer: Mystic. Much as she needs the company, I don't think she's around often enough for card games......

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04-24-09, 08:44 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hey Losers!"
Keeping: Musk

Racking: Casaba, Kiwano, Tigger

Pming: Waterjug

Question: Mystic


Cheers to Tribe! - Yay you're back!

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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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04-24-09, 09:25 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hey Losers!"
*waves to Tribe*

Nice to see you, buddy.

Keeping: Tigger
Racking: How can I not put Casaba and WaterJug on the rack?? I will also put Kiwano.

PMing: Someone needs some Musk...


Question 1 answer: Emy. She's too bossy to follow rules.

It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 05:06 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hey Losers!"

My Furred Melon: WaterJug

My Rack : Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk Avoids obvious joke

Someone else will get a Tigger

You don't play cards against Mystic


J Slice what a cool lady

Just another Sleeperbloke

Something or Other


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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 06:19 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hey Losers!"
Hey back at ya! So good to see you Tribe dear

In my sack: Musk
In my rack: Kiwano, Casaba, Waterjug
PMing the Tigger

1st question: Dear Abby


Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock puppets attack

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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 10:46 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Hey Losers!"
Hey stranger, Good to see ya back!

Keeping: Waterjug

Racking: Casaba, Musk, Kiwano
pming: Tigger

C. Mystic Wolf



Promotion courtesy of Tribe!

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 11:11 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Hey Losers!"
Hey loser. Glad to see you back on active duty. Mistress has been awesome, so we losers get the best of both worlds.

Welcome back.

I shall choose a musky melon for my fur bag, and a waterjug a casaba, and a Tigger for my rack. Which, sleaking of racks, I pick Trixy as my non-card playing player, because DearOobie has the biggest rack.



Agman.

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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 12:18 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Hey Losers!"
DearOobie has the biggest rack.

Thanks for noticing! (Just don't tell Wallflower!)


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Wallflower66 2446 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 05:45 PM (EST)
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17. "Ahem...."
Lest we not forget...

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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 12:15 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Hey Losers!"
1. I'll place the WaterJug in my fur bag.
2. I'll put the Casaba, Kiwano, and Tigger on my rack.
3. I'm sending a PM of someone to receive the Musk melon.
4. I've not been playing cards with you, so I'll say DearAbby. Oh, wait. You did say unbeknownst. In that case, I think I've been beating your butt at cards, and so has the Vixen and the Mistress. So I'll say Mystic has been absent from the card games.

*gets nekkid and grabs a libation*


Welcome back!

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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 03:36 PM (EST)
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10. "Smoosh-A-Melon Round 1"
LAST EDITED ON 04-26-09 AT 01:06 PM (EST)

Well, looks like I suprised most of you losers with this week-long bonux.
Nevertheless,8 of you showed up for the first round but only 1 of you guessed correctly.

1st Answer:
As a devout leisure-game maven, one can often find me playing cards and honing my skills against 3 fellow blowhemians. (Unbeknownst to them.)
Which one of the 4 below is NOT one of them.

a. DearAbby
b. Kermit the Vixen
c. MysticWolf

d. emydi

Yes. I admit it, I'm too scared to play cards against emydi.

This means that byoffer is the only one able to SMOOSH-A-MELON in the first round.

So, byoffer, here is the current slate of melons.
Choose 1 of the loser's racked melons and smoosh away.
Now, since some losers haven't shown up to claim, bag or donate their melons yet, you are free to smoosh any one of their melons.
With those that have shown up, you may only smoosh one of their RACKED melons.

LOSER
Fur-Bagged
Racked
5cats...
agman..
Belle Book..
byoffer.
CT Girl...
Dakota..
DearAbby..
iatovttotx..
Jazzy Jax.
jbug..
Kermit the Vixen ..
kingfish..
MJewel..
Molaholic.
qwertypie.
Road Kill..
starshine..
Survivor Maniac...
suzzee...
vince..
Wallflower..
whoami..

Look for the 2nd question below.

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04-26-09, 03:16 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 1"
I would like to smoosh one of MJewel's melons.


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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04-26-09, 06:06 PM (EST)
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28. "BWAHAHAHA"
Now that's what I call code!
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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04-26-09, 06:24 PM (EST)
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29. "Which melon?"
No, you can't choose the Flesh Melons...
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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04-28-09, 03:55 PM (EST)
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85. "RE: Which melon?"
casaba, I guess.


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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 03:43 PM (EST)
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11. "2nd Question"
Wecome to Question #2...

For those who haven't joined in on the phun already please read the box below before continuing on....
I have decided to host a week long lodge bonux that involves a couple of loser traditions...
gettin' nekkid and drinking frosty libations... Oh and answering some questions.

To start, each of you has been given a fur bag and an empty rack.

Placed in front of each of you is a rack of full of succulent melons.
Much like this rack below.

Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger ~ WaterJug

1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. (This melon is yours to keep and will benefit you at the end of this bonux.)
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. (These will become your opponents targets. Out of racked melons and you're out of the game.)
3rd: Via Private Message to me; Place the 1 remaining melon on 1 other losers rack. (This may mean that some losers end up with Very Large Racks of Melons, while others are more a cup.)
4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below...

I'll return tomorrow, somewhere near the same time, to reveal the correct answer.
If you get the question correct you will have a chance to SMOOSH A fellow loser's MELON. Out of Melons, out of the game.
At the end of the game, I'll start handing out points for your remaining melons. (Yes, even the furbagged melon.)
Anyways, on to the question...

2nd Question: I currently do not own a car. Although I have had my share of vehicles at one time or another. However, 1 of the 4 cars below is NOT one of them. Which car have I not owned?

a. Honda Civic
b. Nissan 380zx
c. Subaru Outback
d. Volkswagon Jetta


Some of you may still be asking, "Where are the traditions? Where's the nekkid? Where's the potent potables?"
Well, here they are...

...feel free to take another if this is your second time through.

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Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings
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04-25-09, 04:15 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: 2nd Question"
I thought only Slicey had ever owned a Honda Civic, so I am going with that

J Slice what a cool lady

Just another Sleeperbloke

Something or Other


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04-25-09, 04:38 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: 2nd Question"
*shrug*

Nissan 380zx

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15. "RE: 2nd Question"
I'll guess a Subaru Outback. I've always wanted one myself but have more wishes then cash. Hey, until then I'll have me one of those rainbow colored drinks on the left, yeah the big one. I need it.



Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock puppets attack

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16. "RE: 2nd Question"
Hmmm...I'm going to guess the Subaru outback.
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04-25-09, 05:53 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: 2nd Question"
Great to have you make an appearance, Tribey! We miss you.

1st: I want Tigger in my fur bag.
2nd: Casaba, Kiwano, and musk on my rack.
3rd: PM on the way
2nd Question: Which car have I not owned?
a. Honda Civic

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04-26-09, 09:06 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: 2nd Question"
1st: I want Tigger in my fur bag.
2nd: Casaba, Kiwano, and WaterJug on my rack.
3rd: PMing Musk

2nd Question: c. Subaru Outback


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04-26-09, 09:50 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: 2nd Question"
For this weighty question, I'm going to have to get lit.

Therefore I will chug them all.

Now, I'll sit down and wait for the high to hit.

Now, because of all the sweetness, I'll up-chug in the bushes.

And I'm ready to conshider the car cwesshion...

a. Honda Civic - After havin' a Nissan and not scoring, you got a Chivic in order to exshibit..Shompting..I dunno what..
b. Nissan 380zx - after driving the Jetta, and not scoring, you got the Nissan
c. Subaru Outback - Never got a Outback because you aren't a lesbian and have never lived in a commune in the mountains.
d. Volkswagon Jetta - Firscht car.

(No offense to Outback driving Lesbians, I'm actually a big fan.)

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04-26-09, 09:56 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: 2nd Question"
1. Waterjug in my fur bag.
2. Put these on my rack please: Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger
3. Casaba Pm on way.
4. b. Nissan 380zx


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04-26-09, 10:03 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: 2nd Question"

I just can't picture you in a Subaru Outback or some reason! therefore, my guess is Subaru Outback! Gotta go, my fun bag is getting pretty heavy


Slicey kills coach

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04-26-09, 03:20 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: 2nd Question"
I will guess you have never had the Nissan 380zx.


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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04-26-09, 03:23 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: 2nd Question"
Um ... Subaru Outback?
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04-26-09, 04:16 PM (EST)
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27. "Question the Second"
OK, now that I've bungled the first question by being fashionably late...

You've never owned a Jetta


Tribe made me. Thanks. An Agman salute MCMIX

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45. "RE: 2nd Question"
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Seeing tribe back has me all in a tizzy! I just don't know where to post!

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47. "RE: 2nd Question"
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Deleting post because I'm a day behind. Still.

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13. "RE: Hey Losers!"
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Keeping in the fur bag: Tigger
Rack: Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ WaterJug
Musk Pm'd

Answer to Question: Honda Civic

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26. "RE: Hey Losers!"
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better late than never...

But I'll post my melon picks anywho

KEEPING >>> Water Jug

RACKING >>> Tigger, Musk & Casaba

SENDING >>> Kiwano, but that aspect is moot now.


Tribe made me. Thanks. An Agman salute MCMIX

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30. "Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
Hmmm...almost half of you got this question right.
Perhaps I wasn't being nefarious enough.

2nd Answer:
I currently do not own a car. Although I have had my share of vehicles at one time or another. However, 1 of the 4 cars below is NOT one of them. Which car have I not owned?

a. Honda Civic
b. Nissan 380zx
c. Subaru Outback
d. Volkswagon Jetta


Nissan (actually Datsun at the time) 380ZX was my 1st car. Sold it for something less pricey for insurance. Got the Honda, which ended up being without a doubt the worst car on the planet. I'd love to share the stories some time, just not today. Leading to my Honda, which recently changed hands in ownership for similar reasons, just different circumstances.

This means that agman, CTgirl, DearAbby, kingfish, Survivor Maniac and suzzee are now able to SMOOSH-A-MELON in the second round.

So, ladies and gents, here is the current slate of melons.
Choose 1 of the loser's racked melons and smoosh away.
Now, since some losers haven't shown up to claim, bag or donate their melons yet, you are free to smoosh any one of their melons.
With those that have shown up, you may only smoosh one of their RACKED melons. Make sure to pick your melon carefully, as each has a different point value. (No telling yet though.)

LOSER
Fur-Bagged
Racked
5cats...
agman..
Belle Book..
byoffer
CT Girl...
Dakota..
DearAbby..
iatovttotx..
Jazzy Jax.
jbug..
Kermit the Vixen ..
kingfish..
MJewel..
Molaholic..
qwertypie.
Road Kill..
starshine..
Survivor Maniac...
suzzee...
vince..
Wallflower..
whoami..

Look for the 3rd question below.

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33. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
Darn. should have gone with my first impression. The lesbian thing was a tip off.


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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34. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
I'll smoosh one of qwerty's tiggers..........is it wrong?



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40. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
I'll squish one of Byoffer's melons - so now he knows how it feels!
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44. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
It always svcks to win the first chance to chop!!

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69. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
Especially when you have extra melons just ripe for the picking!
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43. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
I'll cup, and caress, and moosh just a little, one of Querty's Musky melons. No fouls for lingering, I hope?

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49. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
JazzyJax seems to have more melons than anyone else, so with a little help from Gallagher, I'll smoosh one of hers. She doesn't need two WaterJugs, so *smoosh*!


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52. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
I'll smash Bell Booke's Tigger Melon.....(That just doesn't sound right for some reason......almost code-like
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61. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 2"
Smoosh CT GIrl's Must

GUess, Alaska is the state you have not visited. I'll bet you have spent a lot of time in my home state thought(The state of confusion)

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31. "3rd Question"
Wecome to Question #3...

For those who haven't joined in on the phun already please read the box below before continuing on....
I have decided to host a week long lodge bonux that involves a couple of loser traditions...
gettin' nekkid and drinking frosty libations... Oh and answering some questions.

To start, each of you has been given a fur bag and an empty rack.

Placed in front of each of you is a rack of full of succulent melons.
Much like this rack below.

Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger ~ WaterJug

1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. (This melon is yours to keep and will benefit you at the end of this bonux.)
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. (These will become your opponents targets. Out of racked melons and you're out of the game.)
3rd: Via Private Message to me; Place the 1 remaining melon on 1 other losers rack. (This may mean that some losers end up with Very Large Racks of Melons, while others are more a cup.)
4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below...

I'll return tomorrow, somewhere near the same time, to reveal the correct answer.
If you get the question correct you will have a chance to SMOOSH A fellow loser's MELON. Out of Melons, out of the game.
At the end of the game, I'll start handing out points for your remaining melons. (Yes, even the furbagged melon.)
Anyways, on to the question...

3rd Question: Recently, I was asked a series of questions asking me to claim my Top5 favorites in all sorts of categories. One of the categories was to name my Top 5 Letters of the english alphabet. Well, which combination of 5 did I choose?

1. I/T/K/Z/Y
2. T/R/I/B/E
3. P/O/Q/D/B
4. P/A/R/T/Y


Some of you may still be asking, "Where are the traditions? Where's the nekkid? Where's the potent potables?"
Well, here they are...

...feel free to take yet another if this is your third time through. Try something different this time.

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32. "RE: 3rd Question"
I think your 5 favorite letters are the gibberish pile of POQDB
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35. "RE: 3rd Question"
Oh wow, let me have another one of them there fancy drinks they are so fine.

oh, letters are 1. I/T/K/Z/Y

But I'm wasted and so am I.



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36. "RE: 3rd Question"
*hic*

Another drink? Don't mind if I do.

1. I/T/K/Z/Y
Isn't Tribe Knowledge Zero Yield??

*hic*


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

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37. "RE: 3rd Question"
I'll have a fancy purple drink...thanks! I will guess your faves are #4 P/A/R/T/Y
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38. "RE: 3rd Question"
Let's see (grabbing one of the green drinks, channeling Montgomery Scott's classic line: "hic It's green! hic")

As for the letters...

P/A/R/T/Y seems a bit obvious

as does T/R/I/B/E

so <tossing coin> I'll put my remaining chits on

P/O/Q/D/B


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39. "RE: 3rd Question"
1. I/T/K/Z/Y
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41. "RE: 3rd Question"
3. P/O/Q/D/B

That lime in the margarita looks like a cucumber! I'll have one of those big blue drinks this time.

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42. "RE: 3rd Question"
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Pick One Quaff and Down it, Boy!

Contrary to your instructions, I will once again attempt to drink them all. Then know and see where the Nekid is, because, well, traditionally, Life is just too short to be picky.

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46. "RE: 3rd Question"
Okay, I deleted my reply above and brought it down here. I think I am very confused. Maybe I need another drink to get me straight.

Welcome back tribey!
Huh! This is what I get for taking a weekend off! Missed out on the first round couple of rounds.

The waterjug goes in my bag (cause it rhymes with bug)

The Cabasa, Musk & Tigger go on the rack.

pming Kiwano to you.

I'm saying you've never owned the Honda Civic.
oops! posted before I realized this was gone and done LOL

2. T/R/I/B/E


Your car question is interesting. When DH & I bought a van back in Dec, just for the fun of it we made a list of all the vehicles we have owned; the Chevy van is the only Chevy we have ever bought together; I had a Chevy Camaro when we met back in 1980

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48. "RE: 3rd Question"
1. *carefully places casaba melon in bag*
2. *gently puts tigger, waterjug and musk melons on rack*
3. done
4. P/A/R/T/Y


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50. "RE: 3rd Question"
*Hic* I shink tha Tribeys favrit ledders are 4. P/A/R/T/Y

*Hic* doan mine if I do

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51. "RE: 3rd Question"
Eenie, Meenie, Mini Me
My mama told be to pick P/O/Q/D/B
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53. "RE: 3rd Question"
I'll have two of all of those drinks and guess p/o/Q/D/B as your favorite letters.


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56. "RE: 3rd Question"
There aren't any martinis so we'll make out own. Cheers and we'll pick:

1. I/T/K/Z/Y

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94. "Yikes!!!"
1. Bag the Tigger
2. Rack the Kiwano, Musk, and Waterjug
3. Put the Casaba.....

Who has favorite letters of the alphabet? Pft. I'd say you'd probably pick POQDB.



We miss you, Tribe. Please stay awhile...

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54. "Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3"
Hmmm...
Still, over half of you got this one right. Once again, I must check my nefari-o-meter.

3rd Answer: Recently, I was asked a series of questions asking me to claim my Top5 favorites in all sorts of categories. One of the categories was to name my Top 5 Letters of the english alphabet. Well, which combination of 5 did I choose?

1. I/T/K/Z/Y
2. T/R/I/B/E
3. P/O/Q/D/B
4. P/A/R/T/Y

Looks like, agman, CTgirl, DearAbby, kingfish, Molaholic and vince all get an opportunity to SMOOSH-A-MELON!

You 6 must choose 1 of the loser's racked melons and smoosh away.
Now, since some losers haven't shown up to claim, bag or donate their melons yet, you are free to smoosh any one of their melons.
With those that have shown up, you may only smoosh one of their RACKED melons. Please be specific as to which melon you are smooshing.

LOSER
Fur-Bagged
Racked
5cats...
agman.
Belle BookNO SHOW.
byoffer
CT Girl...
Dakota...
DearAbby..
iatovttotxNO SHOW.
Jazzy JaxNO SHOW
jbug...
Kermit the Vixen NO SHOW.
kingfish..
MJewel..
Molaholic.
qwertypieNO SHOW
Road KillNO SHOW.
starshine..
Survivor Maniac...
suzzee...
vince..
Wallflower..
whoamiNO SHOW.

Look for the fourth question below...

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76. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3"
LAST EDITED ON 04-28-09 AT 08:06 AM (EST)

wrong spot

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78. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3"
I'll smash whoami's waterjug melon.
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80. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3"
Does Moley really need two musk melons? I think not.

*smoosh*

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82. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3"
I thought about doing that to him, but since I gave him a musk melon, I thought it would be in poor taste.....
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87. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 3"
Well since I gave Jazzy a melon and she hasn't showed up to play, I'll smash the one I gave her!
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55. "4th Question"
Wecome to Question #4...

For those who haven't joined in on the phun already please read the box below before continuing on....
I have decided to host a week long lodge bonux that involves a couple of loser traditions...
gettin' nekkid and drinking frosty libations... Oh and answering some questions.

To start, each of you has been given a fur bag and an empty rack.

Placed in front of each of you is a rack of full of succulent melons.
Much like this rack below.

Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger ~ WaterJug

1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. (This melon is yours to keep and will benefit you at the end of this bonux.)
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. (These will become your opponents targets. Out of racked melons and you're out of the game.)
3rd: Via Private Message to me; Place the 1 remaining melon on 1 other losers rack. (This may mean that some losers end up with Very Large Racks of Melons, while others are more a cup.)
4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below...

I'll return tomorrow, somewhere near the same time, to reveal the correct answer.
If you get the question correct you will have a chance to SMOOSH A fellow loser's MELON. Out of Melons, out of the game.
At the end of the game, I'll start handing out points for your remaining melons. (Yes, even the furbagged melon.)
Anyways, on to the question...

4th Question: I am certainly no world-traveler (not by choice, but more circumstance). My current slate of states visited is numbered at 12 (I know, sad isn't it). Of the four states below which is one that is NOT on the list of 12?

a. Alabama
b. Alaska
c. Massachusettes
d. Tennesse


Some of you may still be asking, "Where are the traditions? Where's the nekkid? Where's the potent potables?"
Well, here they are...

Go ahead have 1 (or 2) OR ...feel free to take a water break if this is your fourth time through. I certainly can't have y'all fallin' down and accidentally smooshing a melon.

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04-27-09, 02:51 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: 4th Question"
1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. Kiwano
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. Casaba, Tigger, & WaterJug

4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below... d

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58. "RE: 4th Question"
Boy it seems like I just did this...oh that's cause I did, probably at the same time you were putting in this question. I'll guess:
c. Massachusettes
because I've never felt any Tribe vibes near me. Not that I'm in MA but I'm awful close. Guess where and I won't smash your melons.(not that I'll ever win).


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66. "RE: 4th Question"
I know where you live 2Cats. We New Englanders have to stick together!

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73. "RE: 4th Question"
And I grew up where you live CT girl!
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59. "RE: 4th Question"
Alabama?

J Slice what a cool lady

Just another Sleeperbloke

Something or Other


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60. "RE: 4th Question"
LAST EDITED ON 04-28-09 AT 08:41 AM (EST)

I say travelling can be a real pain in the Mass.

*hic*

Another drink? Don't mind if I do!

*hic*


Orange drinks are fruitilicious!

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62. "RE: 4th Question"
I'm feelin' patriotic, I'll have that red white & blue drinkie-poo.

*snort, I'm a poet and don't know it......

States, states, I don't see the state of inebriation anywhere but then you've probably been there, huh schweetie?

Some wherrrre over the rainbooooooow schieeeeeeeesss are bluuuuuuuuuuu..........hic

4 rounds and I'm schnockered, oops there goes my melonzzzzzzz.

tee-hee

I'll guess schweet home Abalama with a banjo on yurrr kneeeeee.


Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008

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63. "RE: 4th Question"
Looks like I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Better late than never, I suppose. *SIGH*

I'll keep the water jug in my fur lined bag

Kasaba, tigger and musk on my rack

You have never been to Mass.

And I'll grab the lime margarita por favor.

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64. "RE: 4th Question"
I'll guess Sweet Home Alabama

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65. "RE: 4th Question"
4th question: Alaska

Keeping: Waterjug
Racking: Casaba-Kiwano-Tigger
Sent: Musk to someone....

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67. "RE: 4th Question"
Is there a reason why you gave Tennessee's missing e to Massachusetts?!

I guess you've never been to MA.

Well I guess I should take a water break. Who's up for skinny dipping?



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68. "RE: 4th Question"
Alaska.....sorry heading out the door so can't get too creative, will make up for it tomorrow!
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70. "SMASH!!!"
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...'cause suicide is painless, it brings on many changes...

Oh wait a sec, that's M*A*S*H.

Looks like agman's Musk is a musk-go (nothing personal, just bid'ness, youknowwhatimean)

And the states question -- brings to mind that old pun

"Did Tennessee what Arkansas? Idaho, Alaska!" (say it out loud...)

I think you've never been in Massachusenutts. (couldn't resist saying "nutts")

2008 National League West Champions
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<waiting patiently for retubution>

almost forgot to grab my second third Green libation

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71. "RE: 4th Question"
I'll have one of those red white & blue drinks - right there - front & center.

Never been to MA.

We had a discussion of the states we've been to and not been to ages ago. But I'm not going back to look for it.
you probably missed school RTVW that day anyway.

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04-27-09, 09:38 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: 4th Question"
4th Question: b. Alaska

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04-28-09, 05:51 AM (EST)
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74. "RE: 4th Question"
I think I will try a fancy umbrella drink this time and guess you've never been to Bear Bryant Country...Alabama that would be .
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04-28-09, 07:14 AM (EST)
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75. "RE: 4th Question"
If I haven't missed out timing wise...

Ok, Looking at a map, you live or have lived two 1/2 inches from Alaska, so I assume you've been there. Alabama and Tenn are next to each other so if you've visited one, you've visited both, Leaving c. Mass.

This deduction stuff is easy.

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83. "RE: 4th Question"
I deduced it the same way Guppie. Us rednecks think alike.
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04-28-09, 03:42 PM (EST)
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84. "RE: 4th Question"
I've never been called a redneck, but I used the same reasoning!
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04-29-09, 07:59 AM (EST)
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103. "RE: 4th Question"
Holmes: Elementary, dear Watson.

Spock: Purely logical, Captain.

Bones: Dammit Spock...

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04-28-09, 08:08 AM (EST)
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77. "RE: 4th Question"
I'll go against the majority and say the great state of Tennessee, home of one of the oobiest Losers I know.

And I'll take a green concoction, since I am feeling a little randy.

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04-28-09, 09:32 AM (EST)
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79. "RE: 4th Question"
I think Alaska is too snowy for you to have visited
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04-28-09, 09:59 AM (EST)
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81. "RE: 4th Question"
Mass.
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04-28-09, 04:07 PM (EST)
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86. "RE: 4th Question"
Place the Musk in my fur bag

Place the Tigger, Waterjug and Kiwano on my rack

I choose Alabama

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04-28-09, 09:58 PM (EST)
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88. "Smoosh A Melon Round 4"
Smoosh-A-Melon Round 4


4th Answer: 4th Question: I am certainly no world-traveler (not by choice, but more circumstance). My current slate of states visited is numbered at 12 (I know, sad isn't it). Of the four states below which is one that is NOT on the list of 12?

a. Alabama
b. Alaska
c. Massachusetts
d. Tennessee

Congrats to Starshine, suzzee, Dakota, MJewel and Road Kill.
You 5 may now choose 1 of the loser's racked melons and smoosh away.
Now, since some losers haven't shown up to claim, bag or donate their melons yet, you are free to smoosh any one of their melons.
With those that have shown up, you may only smoosh one of their RACKED melons. Please be specific as to which melon you are smooshing.

LOSER
Fur-Bagged
Racked
5cats..
agman
Belle BookNO SHOW
byoffer
CT Girl.
Dakota..
DearAbby
iatovttotx.
Jazzy Jax.
jbug.
Kermit the Vixen NO SHOW
kingfish.
MJewel.
Molaholic
qwertypie
Road Kill.
starshine
Survivor Maniac..
suzzee..
vince.
Wallflower.
whoamiNO SHOW

Look for the fifth question below...

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04-29-09, 00:11 AM (EST)
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96. "RE: Smoosh A Melon Round 4"
I will smash DearAbbys Kiwano please

J Slice what a cool lady

Just another Sleeperbloke

Something or Other


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04-29-09, 05:58 AM (EST)
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100. "RE: Smoosh A Melon Round 4"
Since Byoffer smooshed my casaba and he still has 5 melons left I will smoosh his casaba.
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106. "RE: Smoosh A Melon Round 4"
I will smash Belle Book's Casaba melon.
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04-28-09, 09:58 PM (EST)
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89. "5th Question"
Wecome to Question #5...

For those who haven't joined in on the phun already please read the box below before continuing on....
I have decided to host a week long lodge bonux that involves a couple of loser traditions...
gettin' nekkid and drinking frosty libations... Oh and answering some questions.

To start, each of you has been given a fur bag and an empty rack.

Placed in front of each of you is a rack of full of succulent melons.
Much like this rack below.

Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger ~ WaterJug

1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. (This melon is yours to keep and will benefit you at the end of this bonux.)
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. (These will become your opponents targets. Out of racked melons and you're out of the game.)
3rd: Via Private Message to me; Place the 1 remaining melon on 1 other losers rack. (This may mean that some losers end up with Very Large Racks of Melons, while others are more a cup.)
4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below...

I'll return tomorrow, somewhere near the same time, to reveal the correct answer.
If you get the question correct you will have a chance to SMOOSH A fellow loser's MELON. Out of Melons, out of the game.
At the end of the game, I'll start handing out points for your remaining melons. (Yes, even the furbagged melon.)
Anyways, on to the question...

5th Question: Allright, time for full exposure. Please forgive me as I push a boundary or two. In retrospect I have commited quite a few crimes in my time. Which offense below is NOT one I have commited.


a. drug possession
b. hit and run
c. tax evasion
d. indecent exposure


Some of you may still be asking, "Where are the traditions? Where's the nekkid? Where's the potent potables?"
Well, here they are...

Okay folks, getting close to closing time. Make sure to grab a drink while they are still available.

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04-28-09, 10:26 PM (EST)
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90. "RE: 5th Question"
Hay! First to answer Question the Fifth! Kewl!

You're innocent (well, let's just say no conviction) of
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.
.
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.
tax evasion


blame agman

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04-28-09, 10:30 PM (EST)
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91. "RE: 5th Question"
b. hit and run.

(So any pictures of d.?)

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04-28-09, 11:25 PM (EST)
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92. "RE: 5th Question"
Hit and run
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04-28-09, 11:34 PM (EST)
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93. "RE: 5th Question"
I'll smoosh ByO's Casaba, please.

My 5th guess is Hit and Run.

I'll have the tequilla sunrise, please. As for the full exposure thingy, well I think this is as full as it gets without incurring the wrath of several blue peeps and never being seen at LL again. Ever.

Stretch class:

Now for the tasty cinnamon buns:

surfkitten sigshop 2007

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04-29-09, 00:08 AM (EST)
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95. "RE: 5th Question - Who smooshed my melon?"
I see no evidence of melon smooshing yet one of mine has mysteriously disapeared. I demand an investigation!

As for your criminal behavior I believe you have not committed the crime of tax evasion. As for the indecent exposure I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. Right


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04-29-09, 07:44 PM (EST)
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111. "Who smooshed your melon..."
It is true, my dearest kitties.
SurvivorManiac contacted me via PM to enact the melon smooshing. I did forget to write that into the smooshing post, my apologies.

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04-30-09, 11:23 AM (EST)
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127. "RE: Who smooshed your melon..."
It's bad enough for him to pick on me with my 3 measley melons but to do it secretly...Your a coward Survivor Maniac!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-01-09, 02:54 PM (EST)
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135. "RE: Who smooshed your melon..."
Hey now, firstly, let's keep it friendly. Secondly, SM is a peach. Thirdly, theres nothing wrong with smooshing melons. Specially girl on girl. (Right, guppy?)
Besides, now you have a big ole melon target.
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04-29-09, 00:19 AM (EST)
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97. "RE: 5th Question"
Well if the bar is closing soon it is time for one of those purple drinks.

Lovely.

Naughty Tribe , three crimes committed eh, I sentence you to two weeks lying on a beach.

I'm guessing that you have never Hit and Run



May the sun always shine on Tribe

Just another Sleeperbloke

Something or Other


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04-29-09, 01:50 AM (EST)
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98. "RE: 5th Question"
tax evasion
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04-29-09, 05:48 AM (EST)
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99. "RE: 5th Question"
I think I will try an orange drink this time and guess tax evasion.
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101. "RE: 5th Question"
Once upon Tribe, under the influence of a. had a rip-roaring good time and committed d. He was so flustered by d. that he forgot to file his taxes and was guilty of c. So I will guess b. hit and run!
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04-29-09, 07:55 AM (EST)
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102. "RE: 5th Question"
You were in a drug induced panic when the IRS came after you for not paying taxes on income from your second job as a Chippendale Dancer. They tried to nail you at work and you got charged with indecent exposure for peeing on the cops while handcuffed to a cross-dressing Girls Soccer Coach from Missouri. You were, of course, innocent of the exposure charge, actually the Coach did it but the cops thought he was just leading a non-existent orchestra in a non-existent Symphony #3 (that he wrote, of course) with his "baton".

However you managed to not hit any little doggies or kitties as you ran, so my guess is

Hit and run.

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04-29-09, 08:10 AM (EST)
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104. "RE: 5th Question"
Answer b. 'hit & run'

But you gotta tell us more about d


Crusin w/ Tribe

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04-29-09, 10:19 AM (EST)
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105. "RE: 5th Question"
Another drink?? Don't mind if I do. Yellow today, please.

*hic*

I think you have never commited hit and run.

I do think you have commited hic and run, er, hic and post, though.

*hic*

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04-29-09, 12:10 PM (EST)
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107. "RE: 5th Question"
I choose A. Drug Possession
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04-29-09, 02:53 PM (EST)
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108. "RE: 5th Question"
Gee, tribe, I didn't know you were such a jailbird! Hmm. "committed" doesn't equal "convicted," however. In that case, I'll say you were driving while nekkid and in possession of aspirin when you accidentally hit a possum crossing the road but didn't stop to check on its welfare. Therefore, I'll say you have not committed tax evasion. Tax avoidance maybe, but not evasion.
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04-29-09, 03:36 PM (EST)
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109. "RE: 5th Question & a smooshing"
I'm smooching smooshing Agman's casaba!

Tribe, careful sweetie I like the bad boys

You did not hit & run. And I got $1.38 for a photo of "d".



Certifiable Guest at Tribe’s Lodge

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04-29-09, 07:59 PM (EST)
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112. "RE: 5th Question & a smooshing"
at a rate of 10 cents an inch, right?
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04-29-09, 04:09 PM (EST)
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110. "RE: 5th Question"
Tax evasion!

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04-29-09, 08:43 PM (EST)
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113. "Smoosh-A-Melon Round 5"
Whoa! How did I become sooo predictable?!

wait for it, wait for it...

5th Answer: 5th Question: Allright, time for full exposure. Please forgive me as I push a boundary or two. In retrospect I have commited quite a few crimes in my time. Which offense below is NOT one I have commited.


a. drug possession
b. hit and run
c. tax evasion
d. indecent exposure

Wha?

Yup.

Blindside!

Mwahahaha

*pats nefariometer*

I'm sorry to dissappoint you folks, but I have never once exposed myself illegally.
Certainly not indecently. It helps that I don't live in Alabama.
I have, however, committed a thru c.
A is a pretty regular occurance, B is a teenage incident between me, a couple of sandwich boards and a security camera and C is direct product of A.

Congrats to No one.
Here's how your racks measure up against each other...
You may now choose 1 of the loser's racked melons and smoosh away.
Now, since some losers haven't shown up to claim, bag or donate their melons yet, you are free to smoosh any one of their melons.
With those that have shown up, you may only smoosh one of their RACKED melons. Please be specific as to which melon you are smooshing.

LOSER
Fur-Bagged
Racked
5cats.
agman
Belle BookNO SHOW
byoffer
CT Girl.
Dakota..
DearAbby
iatovttotx.
Jazzy Jax.
jbug.
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish.
MJewel.
Molaholic
qwertypie
Road Kill.
starshine
Survivor Maniac..
suzzee..
vince.
Wallflower.
whoamiNO SHOW

Look for the sixth question below...

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04-29-09, 08:43 PM (EST)
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114. "6th Question"
Wecome to Question #6...

For whoami and BelleBook please read the box below before continuing on to the question....
I have decided to host a week long lodge bonux that involves a couple of loser traditions...
gettin' nekkid and drinking frosty libations... Oh and answering some questions.

To start, each of you has been given a fur bag and an empty rack.

Placed in front of each of you is a rack of full of succulent melons.
Much like this rack below.

Casaba ~ Kiwano ~ Musk ~ Tigger ~ WaterJug

1st: Choose one of the melons to place safely in your fur bag. (This melon is yours to keep and will benefit you at the end of this bonux.)
2nd: Now choose three other melons to place on your rack. (These will become your opponents targets. Out of racked melons and you're out of the game.)
3rd: Via Private Message to me; Place the 1 remaining melon on 1 other losers rack. (This may mean that some losers end up with Very Large Racks of Melons, while others are more a cup.)
4th: As a reply to THIS POST; Answer the question posted below...

I'll return tomorrow, somewhere near the same time, to reveal the correct answer.
If you get the question correct you will have a chance to SMOOSH A fellow loser's MELON. Out of Melons, out of the game.
At the end of the game, I'll start handing out points for your remaining melons. (Yes, even the furbagged melon.)
Anyways, on to the question...

6th Question: Phew! Now that I've been satisfied... I guess it's time to turn up the smoosh factor a bit four everyone. So, of the five melons available in this bonux, how many of them carry their real name and NOT a name I just made up?


a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4


A couple of you may still be asking, "Where are the traditions? Where's the nekkid? Where's the potent potables?"
Well, here they are...

Last Call! Last Call for alcohol!

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04-29-09, 09:09 PM (EST)
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115. "RE: 6th Question"
4

All right, gimme a red, white & blue drink.....

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04-29-09, 09:50 PM (EST)
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116. "RE: 6th Question"
I will guess 4

*hic*
Another drink? Sure, I will take a blue one.
*stomach grumble*

Uh oh, too many colours could lead to a technicolor burp.


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04-29-09, 11:33 PM (EST)
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117. "RE: 6th Question"
I've got a feeling our dear sous is pulling a fast one...

only one melon is a phoney-baloney.

And give me my damn blue drink!


Tribe made me. Thanks. An Agman salute MCMIX

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04-30-09, 00:26 AM (EST)
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118. "RE: 6th Question"
*Gasp* *Shakes head*

I think you have only made up 1 name

J Slice what a cool lady

Just another Sleeperbloke

Something or Other


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04-30-09, 01:44 AM (EST)
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119. "RE: 6th Question"
1 is made up.

You choose the drink (hey, I'm easy like that!)

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04-30-09, 05:54 AM (EST)
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120. "RE: 6th Question"
Ok I'll try a yellow drink and guess:

d. 4

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04-30-09, 07:13 AM (EST)
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121. "RE: 6th Question"
D. 4

Last call??!? Say it ain't so .

Fo da drinky I'll be trying all the ones in da martini glassesh, they look lonely. Hey, dese are all ok to dink with my dinnersh. right? of coursh dey are. Whah a shilly question. hic

Hey, wheresh my clothes? Wanna watchsh me do sommersaltshs?


Grrrr It's best to play dead when sock puppets attack

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04-30-09, 07:20 AM (EST)
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122. "RE: 6th Question"
2 melons are made up.

Whatever's left, keep pouring them. I'll have a "sweep the counter"!

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123. "RE: 6th Question"
I guess it's time to turn up the smoosh factor a bit four everyone.

Hmm. Is this a typo? Or just a cleverly disguised clue? Or perhaps you want us to choose "d," when the answer, in fact, is "a," "b," or "c." But I think the nefariometer blew a gasket on Question 5, so my answer to this question is d. 4.

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04-30-09, 09:41 AM (EST)
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124. "RE: 6th Question"
D

surfkitten siggie shop 2007

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04-30-09, 09:50 AM (EST)
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125. "RE: 6th Question"
LAST EDITED ON 04-30-09 AT 09:51 AM (EST)

I choose D.

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04-30-09, 11:08 AM (EST)
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126. "RE: 6th Question"
4. D
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04-30-09, 11:32 AM (EST)
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128. "RE: 6th Question"
D
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04-30-09, 12:09 PM (EST)
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129. "RE: 6th Question"
LAST EDITED ON 04-30-09 AT 12:14 PM (EST)

d. 4 and since I got a late start drinking, I'd like one of every thing.

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04-30-09, 03:53 PM (EST)
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130. "RE: 6th Question"
Man.... I tell you. What a ROTTEN time for RL to get all... "real" and in your face. B.S. kid drama and all. I missed out on a Tribey game! I will never forgive that kid as long as I live. In fact, I plan to throw melons at him later tonight just to enjoy the spirit of the game I missed.

Oh, and I'll go with D because everyone else did.



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04-30-09, 04:57 PM (EST)
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131. "RE: 6th Question"
I'll go with answer D. 4.


Cheers to Tribe! It's been fun having you back at the Lodge.

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04-30-09, 05:31 PM (EST)
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132. "RE: 6th Question"
*Googles "melons"*

Casaba, Kiwano, Musk, Tigger are all melons, but a waterjug is a gourd (and it most definately does not have nipples ;)).

Melonball, anyone?

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133. "RE: 6th Question"
<< grabs melonball, sits down next to Wallflower>>

Thanks, sweetie.

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134. "Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
Sorry, I'm late with this, but...

YeeHaw! Seems like we got ourselves an old fashioned melonsmoosh!

6th Answer: 6th Question: Phew! Now that I've been satisfied... I guess it's time to turn up the smoosh factor a bit four everyone. So, of the five melons available in this bonux, how many of them carry their real name and NOT a name I just made up?


a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4

Tis true. I only made up 1 name, that of the WaterJug Melon.


Congrats, vince, byoffer, Molaholic, Starshine, qwertypie, MJewel, suzzee, DearAbby, Dakota, Road Kill, agman, 5cats, iatovttotx, Kermit the Vixen, CTgirl and Wallflower.
You all may now choose 1 of the loser's racked melons and smoosh away.
With those that have shown up, you may only smoosh one of their RACKED melons. Please be specific as to which melon you are smooshing.

LOSER
Fur-Bagged
Racked
5cats.
agman
byoffer
CT Girl.
Dakota..
DearAbby
iatovttotx.
Jazzy Jax.
jbug.
Kermit the Vixen
kingfish.
MJewel.
Molaholic
qwertypie
Road Kill.
starshine
Survivor Maniac..
suzzee..
vince.
Wallflower.

I'm sorry, BelleBook and whoami, the two of you missed out on my bonux. No extra points for you.

For the rest of you, I'll post the standings Saturday evening. Meaning you have until Saturday night to smoosh a loser's melon.

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iatovttotx78 2645 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 03:40 PM (EST)
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136. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I'd like to smash one of Starshine's Kiwano melons.


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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 03:53 PM (EST)
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137. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I'll smoosh Kingfish's waterjug made up melon.


Certifiable Guest at Tribe’s Lodge

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Starshine 5033 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 04:03 PM (EST)
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138. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I will smash Tims Waterjug melon please
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 09:00 PM (EST)
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139. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I'll smoosh one of Kingfish's Kiwano's


JSlice. Absolute perfection incarnate. Honestly. Mole Speak

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Wallflower66 2446 desperate attention whore postings
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05-01-09, 10:09 PM (EST)
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140. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
*whacks Guppy in the Casaba(s)*

Oops, sorry Gup.


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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 01:57 AM (EST)
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141. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I'll take out Guppy's other casaba melon which leaves him with an empty rack.
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05-02-09, 10:56 AM (EST)
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142. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
Smoosh Survivor maniac's Waterjug Melon!!!!!!!!!!!
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MJewel 1951 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 11:24 AM (EST)
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143. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I will smoosh SurvivorManiac's Kiwano Melon.
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Road Kill 1101 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 02:46 PM (EST)
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144. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I will smoosh Survivor Maniac's final melon. The Casaba.

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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 03:25 PM (EST)
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145. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I'll smoosh MJewel's WaterJug.
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-09, 05:47 PM (EST)
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146. "RE: Smoosh-A-Melon Round 6"
I'll be smooshing ctGIRl's Casaba!....such a shame because she has such a nice "rack" of casabas!!!


Slicey kills coach

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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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05-03-09, 01:15 AM (EST)
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147. "melon aftermath"
All righty losers!
The smooshing has come to an end and it's now time to assess the melon melee.

The Melons all had a point value attached to them.
Casaba: 6
Kiwano: 5
Musk: 4
Tigger: 3
WaterJug: 3

Those who placed their melons in their fur bags will receive the multiple of their melon value, after all their racked melons have been counted.
Smooshed melons count for nothing. Lucky for y'all I am counting the furbagged melon, as a racked melon now that they will be safe from smooshing.
So, to confuse you further...nah.
How about I just post a leaderboard.

vince = 20 = 120
Dakota = 15 = 90
CTGirl = 18 = 72
iatovttotx = 14 = 70
Wallflower = 23 = 69
RoadKill = 14 = 56
suzzee = 17 = 56
byoffer = 17 = 51
Kermit the Vixen = 14 = 42
starshine = 21 = 42
agman = 20 = 40
Molaholic = 20 = 40
jbug = 19 = 38
MJewel = 12 = 36
DearAbby = 17 = 34
5cats = 16 = 32
qwertypie = 15 = 30
JazzyJax = 13 = 26
kingfish = 4 = 16
SurvivorManiac = 3 = 9
BelleBook = 0 = 0
whoami = 0 = 0


Congrats, Vince!
Way to go, Wallflower!
Right on, Dakota!
That's the answer, Vixen and starshine!
What's up, Belle Book and whoami?!

the emydi version
vince = 120
Dakota = 90
CTGirl = 72
iatovttotx = 70
Wallflower = 69
Road Kill = 56
suzzee = 56
byoffer = 51
Kermit the Vixen = 42
starshine = 42
agman = 40
Molaholic = 40
jbug = 38
MJewel = 36
DearAbby = 34
5cats = 32
qwertypie = 30
JazzyJax = 26
kingfish = 16
SurvivorManiac = 9
Belle Book = 0
whoami = 0

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