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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 10:45 AM (EST) "Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I am Jeff Probst, and I'm on my way home at last, riding the private jet that I get to use now that the contestants are done stinking it up -- honestly, we've got to link up with a deodorant sponsor -- with the real voting urn at my side. I'm not going to let it out of my sight for a while. The decoys are in separate transit, and we deliberately set them up to screw with people's heads. One of them has a 12-0 vote for Chicken in it. Let's see what the fanboys do with that. So many memories... ...and so many of them suck... Chicken, you were true to yourself. You were cast to be the first boot and that's exactly what you wound up being. It feels so good when we get one right. Ashley... it was so cute when you kept coming up to the crew and asking where your latest rewriter pages on the script were... Leslie. Well, what could I say? The last time we brought in someone who we thought was extremely religious, stuff happened. This time, we got one walk-out -- followed by one vote-out. Know who I blame for any low ratings we get? You. Why didn't you try to hit somebody? Dave -- I can't wait to see your face when I tell you I personally took your god-monument to fire apart with my own two hands. And then when I tell you what I did with it afterwards -- then they'll call you crazy. Aaron. They tell me we had a contestant named Aaron. Weird. They've also tried to tell me we had contestants named Nick. Twice. And they also keep making All-Stars 2 jokes. I work with some very sick people. Sherea. We may have to have people carry you into the Reunion. You're still saving your strength for the challenges. Jean-Robert, I'd like to say that when it came to your strategy and self-perception, you were the most delusional player ever. I'd really like to say that. And I can't. I remember what we've cast before this. You're not even in the top five. There are days when I really hate my life... Jaime? Your buff isn't the hidden idol either. I really wish you would have stopped trying to get into my room to present it. Frosti -- if all the youths we could cast were like you, the show would be full of twenty-nothings. You were fun. I honestly never saw that coming. Admittedly, the necrophilia thing was a little disturbing... James. Speaking of never seeing it coming, right? It's almost enough to make me wonder if, given a second chance at this game, you would learn anything. I hope I never have to find out. Erik. I remember that he's a virgin. I also remember that there wasn't a single other interesting thing about him. Peih-Gee. You fought for it. You earned something very rare. You earned my respect. When the time comes, you will go last, and it will be peaceful and without pain. Denise, cowards win exactly one thing in this game: a free escort to the door. Let me know when you make a decision on which foot should move first. Amanda -- put it away. It didn't win you any votes and our poor blur department hasn't gotten more than four hours of sleep in thirty-nine days. Courtney, I cannot figure out a way to dispose of you that wouldn't be over in less than three seconds. A little help here, please? Todd... the more I look at you, and the more I think about your gameplay, the more you remind me of Richard. Enjoy your jail time. *sigh* Well, at least I never have to see any of these losers ever again... Up to the front of the stage, people! Bow, curtsy, and complain -- the curtain's coming down!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Max Headroom 12-17-07 1    RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Estee 12-17-07 2        RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Max Headroom 12-17-07 6  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... jbug 12-17-07 3    RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... agman 12-17-07 9  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... dabo 12-17-07 4  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... kingfish 12-17-07 5  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... michel 12-17-07 7  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... smokedog 12-17-07 8  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Sagebrush Dan 12-18-07 10    RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... jbug 12-18-07 14  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Sagebrush Dan 12-18-07 11  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Sagebrush Dan 12-18-07 12    RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... SUPAMEOM 12-18-07 15  RE: Be The Survivor: China: Final... Sagebrush Dan 12-18-07 13

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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 01:02 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I got fewer votes than Courtney? I demand a recount! *gives Jeff a doe-eyed look*   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 01:06 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I thought it was more of a "D'OH!"-eyed look. (ANNOYED GRUNT.)   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 03:23 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." C'mon, Jeff. Everyone tells me that my doe-eyed look makes guys do what I want, even guys with nice-looking girlfriends. Now you go off and recount/restack/rewrite those votes, and see if I won after all.   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 01:35 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." Let's see. What'd I get for 4th place? about 50 grand? Then MB gives me another 50. Not too bad. No one - including you Jeff - ever thought I'd make it past the 2nd week. You had Chicken picked for first out - and me next, admit it. But I fooled all of you. So, I might not have made decisions like you think I should have made. But know what? each plays his or her own game. At least I wasn't sitting on 2 hidden immunity idols! LOL And? America voted me as one of the top three favorites! Me!!!! Amanda made the big mistake when she decided she'd be better off going against Todd at the F3 instead of me. BTW, did you ever ask the jury how they would have voted if it had been me with Amanda & the Stick? Just curious about that one. You usually ask that kind of thing at the reunion. So, it's back to the elementary school - cleaning toilets and pushing a broom. (~~~~ singing ~~~~~ ain't got no cigerettes, ah but, two hours of pushin a broom buys a 8 x 12 four-bit room, I'm a man of means by no means, King of the Road!~~~~~)   Top

agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 07:01 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." LAST EDITED ON 12-17-07 AT 07:04 PM (EST) Yes, but you wuz lyin bout even bein a lunch lady. Youse were a janitor and das the job you returned to. I dun readed that in the paper. How does you splain that? Hell, you couldn't make no decision even if you had only ONE choice.......   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 01:49 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." Courtney, I cannot figure out a way to dispose of you that wouldn't be over in less than three seconds. A little help here, please? Only three seconds? Are the Chinese not strict about disposing of toxic waste?   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 02:21 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I guess you saw in the finale how I am still leading your sorry asses. The producers said they wanted to de-emphasize the leadership thing, so, since I never asked for it in the first place, I went along. But it wasn't hard to see that I was leading from the back row. I also built that fire pit at the reunion. With no help from that dumb old Ashley or that shell stealer, Sherea. (Sob..My Mom would have loved to get those shells...sob) I led PG to be the last shing-chow (or what ever our tribe name was) standing. And did she appreciate it? Well, secretly she is still being led by me, but like the others, she is too blinded by my leadership to admit it. Prost is still following me around, asking how the HalfAss Micronesia survivors should be made to build their fireplaces. He mistakenly gave the Mill to the gay dwarf (Those gay guys stick together - pun intended) so I have to keep reminding him to leave me alone, and that I AM NOT GAY. (The that shrink the court forced me to see says I am overcompensating, and trying to convince myself of that, but he is just self-deluded enough to think that he isn't following my leadership too).   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-17-07, 05:11 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." >"James. Speaking of never seeing it coming, right? It's almost enough to make me wonder if, given a second chance at this game, you would learn anything. I hope I never have to find out." Watch out what you wish for. Did you ever think that it was a plan to get a nice prize this time and go for the Million next time? I Outwitted you all! Do they serve burgers at the reunion?   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 12-17-07, 06:47 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I'm surprised you all remembered me. I'm touched.   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-07, 02:43 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." Jiffy asked me whyyyyy, I'm just a hairy guy. I'm hairy noon and night Hair that's a fright I'm hairy high and low Don't ask me why Don't know It's not for lack of bread Like the Grateful Dead Darling Doncha just love my hair? Gel-squished ha-ir, Shining, gleaming, mohawky nutjob. Give me up to there hair, Sears Tower height or higher. Here baby, there mama Everywhere daddy daddy Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Wax it, moose it, Looks dorkier than Bart Simpson, my hair. Let it get filled with cheese And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas in my hair A home for fleas A hive for bees A nest for birds There ain't no words For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder Of my... Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Slash it, smash it I'll start a new fad with My hair hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair!   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-07, 09:58 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." Congratulations Dan - I mean Todd! *smoochie* Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-07, 02:52 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." LAST EDITED ON 12-18-07 AT 02:54 AM (EST) Yeah Mr. Jeff, I noticed that our Toddie-boy was a mini-me of Mr. Hatch. Right down to the closing speech and the fact that he had no butt. Self-absorbed, God-complex, queer as a three dollar bill, manipulating from day one. He could have come up with an original approach in TC, but he did put of JR in his place — the fact that he played JR cracked me up. At least he spared us the indignity of stripping off his clothes — I did notice that he seemed to cozy up to Dave after that unfortunate incident during the water challenge. Walked a litte funny for a couple days after, too. I don't think the cameras caught that part. Damn, I did think Courtney was hot in that reunion show, though. Mm mmm.   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-07, 02:58 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." So, why in the name of Confucious was I not voted the most popular???? Huh??? I saw you all looking at me, craving me, wanting me, envious of me, wishing you were me.....but no...... That's okay. I ain't going away. I'll be back for Survivor after Survivor after Survivor.   Top

SUPAMEOM 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 12-18-07, 11:49 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I voted for you my love!! *smooches* Thanks Tribe!! my man looked smoking hot at the reunion!! and amanda your eyes dont work on him, only I can do that to Jeff!!   Top

Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-07, 03:08 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Be The Survivor: China: Finale & Reunion: Goodbye, farewell, whatever." I am so tired of being the cute one. The spunky one. After all, Courtney give me google-eyes, and yes, my hormones are raging on overdrive like the teenager I am. So that means I'm a man, right? So, I'm starting this martial arts school and I would like everyone to — So anyway, I fell in love with Survivor when I was still in my mommy's womb, dear sweet lady that she is. She even let me try out her makeup before I went to school. All those meanies chasing me made my hair like it is. Those naughties. I showed them, I showed them all. And so I planned and plotted and schemed and drew lots and lots of pictures about what I would do when I got here and I did it. Me me me. I did it. I planned it all even down to the final speech at JR but I really miss the surfer guy and his great shorts and planned and plotted everything; including the fact that James would not use his immunity idols. Me. I planned that. That was me. I deserve this because I played you all. You were all my puppets and I am the best and where is that surfer guy again I want him so much and I was nice to everyone and I really am everyone's friend I love you all so much and really care for you but I was lying to you and playing you for fools because I am the chess master even Mark Burnett does my bidding because I me my I am the best I was in control even planned the lunch lady's stupidity and Jaime's gufu and aren't you all glad I won? I won. Me. I won. Me. I did it. Me.   Top

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