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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Caption this..."
Mon Cherie 1813 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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04-11-03, 08:40 AM (EST)
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Heidi channels Jan as she observes the mutilation of a jungle spider. 
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 09:03 AM (EST)
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Heidi comes to the realization that her knee looks better than her implants.Lori
 
Survivor: Adventurers Club
Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!
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djandy 1711 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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04-11-03, 09:56 AM (EST)
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 The spider that bit me has now woven a spider web on my neck.
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dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 10:07 AM (EST)
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I know I told Rob that we'd be willing to do a threesome, but I didn't think he'd take us up on the offer!
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 12:47 PM (EST)
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"Can you believe he wants me to put my lips around the tube?"
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PrettyInPink 85 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 01:03 PM (EST)
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"I AM the cutest girl here, dammit, I AM!"****************************************
"What about prom, Blane?"
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 01:32 PM (EST)
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(Whispering) By the miracle of computer generated images, we observe a young woman's metamorphosis from youth to senility. She is now ready for mummification. (/Whispering)
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 02:55 PM (EST)
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"No, I will *NOT* swallow... at least not THAT. Eww."
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bronzeboar 12 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 03:55 PM (EST)
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I look so damn good in this outfit I could cry! (barf)
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-03, 04:30 PM (EST)
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... and then Jeff <sniff> said...<shudder> 'which one' <sniff>... ohmahgod... it's, like... he can be so, like mean and stuff...
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SaphireLady 2491 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 00:21 AM (EST)
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If I was the judge this would be the winning answer. 
"Now I will believe that there are unicorns..." William Shakespeare; "The Tempest"
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 01:49 AM (EST)
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I'M MEELLLTTINNGGG!!!
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bubbastan 625 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 04:24 AM (EST)
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Once eaten, fried grasshopper is not easily passed...
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 03:50 PM (EST)
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" I'm the cutest, dammit. Why did Alex take Jenna to the Reward? (sob)"
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Peteycat 126 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 03:58 PM (EST)
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But Jenna, it's not fair I wanted Alex
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 05:33 PM (EST)
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Upon hearing the results of the informal poll, Heidi is mortified to discover males age 18-54 more closely associate big boobs with Rob than with her.
"We are men of action; lies do not become us."
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Ra_8secs 1081 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-03, 11:51 PM (EST)
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Oh, my heck, it's like a younger Beverly Hills Granny(half just writing this prove I can post a message. especially since I have the recrap episode this week.) -- Ra -- Ra, Spinning in geo/helio eccentric orbit
  
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Dicedancer 65 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-03, 11:20 PM (EST)
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There's somthing oozing down my leg,
maybe if I squeeze my leg's together hard
I can stop it!
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PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings
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04-14-03, 02:43 AM (EST)
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"Is my hair high enough yet? I'm auditioning for the role as Marge Simpson's sister and I'm already a cartoonish figure anyway."
 
Heidi: My biggest assets to the tribe are my athletic skills and my intelligence. I've lost one of them.
Jiffy: Which one?
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings
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04-14-03, 05:10 PM (EST)
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"Stop (sniffle-sniffle)...You had me at 'Let's do a three-way' (sob)."
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jeffho84 22 desperate attention whore postings
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04-15-03, 04:12 AM (EST)
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You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch.JeffHo84: Delightfully Useless
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Yogi 1206 desperate attention whore postings
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04-16-03, 03:08 AM (EST)
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Ewww... <sniff> Rob said we were practicing for the gross sex challenge...
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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04-16-03, 09:01 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 04-16-03 AT 09:12 AM (EST){Heidi receives news her leg now must be amputated. They had a camp meeting to tell her they think she should go before the gangrene sets in.} "But I don't -wanna- go," she sniffs. "I still have my intelligence!" {The Camp stifles their laughter...}
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