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ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-06-03, 00:59 AM (EST) "Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" LAST EDITED ON 03-06-03 AT 01:25 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 03-06-03 AT 01:17 AM (EST) Scene 1 Act 2: Lets get ready to RRRRRRUUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLEEE!!!! ************************************************************ **shivering** I am so sorry Jesus My lord and savior, Curse that damned Idol! You know you want me in fact you are responsible for me being here! Enough with your LIES! I spit at thee! Girls, Follow my voice and I will heal your blinded eyes! Is it this way? Come to me you Heathens! Not the IDOL! I give you SIGHT so that you may SEE Take off your blinds and defeat the evil men Janet: " GLORY! Thank you!" Heidi: "Oh my after seeing Robs Manboobs I am blind again" Quick, put the puzzle together and we shall win the most coveted reward! What might that be? FISH GUTS! Oh good, Fish Guts is just what I need to ward off that evil idol Thank you Jesus! *** Later on around the campfire***** MMMMmmMMmm, this Manioc stuff is extra good today, what did you add? Hah! You dummy, I put Maggots in your mush! MMMM..MMMAGGOTS MMMM Speaking of Maggots, I think we should all bathe nude so we dont get any crawlers in our dark places. I like showing off my boobs ok, NOW I have lost my appetite ****Meanwhile at the Mens camp**** Sex is for Procreational purposes only, Male and Female So you have only had sex 2 times? No, I have sex for pleasure but I ask God for forgiveness so it is ok hmmm, with the way Roger crosses his legs you would think he couldn't give a woman much pleasure, that is one tight squeeze! Roger: "It's called shrinkage you twerp!" ***** That evening at Jaburu all Hell breaks loose***** YO B!TCH I hear you have been praisin the IDOL! Whoa! Back off! Aren't you a vessel of Christ? I will stick that Idol where the sun don't shine if you keep it up giiiirrrrrlll! Christy: "I will sic the idol on you!" ****Meanwhile back at Jaburu camp******** What is that in the bottom of the crate! Finders Keepers Losers weepers You wanna piece of me woman! I will take you out if it is yours! ooooohhhh, CAT FIGHT!!!! PUT 'EM UP! I oughtta give you a "Jungle Frump Slap" to the head *sniff* I am packing my stuff up you meanie! mean jeanne! ohhhh, did I make the wittle Jungle Frump Cry ***At Tribal Counsel**** Welcome to your First Tribal Counsel Ladies! What is our objective tonight, lets start with Joanna I wish to praise the IDOL and make a sacrifice unto it!!!! arggglle girggle, Uhh, I meant I wish to sacrifice one of our players to appease the angry Gods Jean I am voting you tonight because ...well.. I just DON"T LIKE YOU ****Jeff reads the votes*** One vote Jean You better watch it Jeff! umm.. ok, Janet Janet, the Immunity idol and Jeanne have spoken es tiempo para tu ir ***** the next day at camp*** the aftermath**** I got rid of that lazy Jungle Frump and this place is still a MESS Everyone Gather around NOW! We need to talk Ok, here is the Deal, I nominate Deena to be the leader I second the nomination to make Deena the Target... uhhh , I mean leader *** 1 hour later***** (woo hoo) Food, water, shelter, Now THATS what I am talkin about Deena *Later at the Reward Challenge**** Ok, guys and gals this challenge is a bit different, we are having a beauty pageant with a twist ALLRIGHT!! We will have a booby contest to see who has the nicest boobs. But we are gonna nominate people. Butch your first I nominate you! OH MY! This is the happiest day of my life! *giggle* I hate to be vain but can I nominate myself? LOL, I don't need to nominate myself, you silly crow, I will Win this competition hands down *heee hee* I hope I win no way it will be me! I just hope no one in Maryland is watching It will be I who wins! You foolish heathers! Ok, guys and gals, the votes are in Heidi has 2 votes Jenna has -2, now how did that happen? Shawna has 6 and the Winner with the best boobs is... ROB !! *giggle* this is the happiest day of my life! ****To be Continued**** "To the other three out there, break a leg.... and I mean it." - Helen Glover Congratulations Alex winner of S6   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine Bebo 03-06-03 1    RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine MakeItStop 03-06-03 6  RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine J Slice 03-06-03 2  RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine dajaki 03-06-03 3  RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine ejm92 03-06-03 4    RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine Bebo 03-06-03 5        RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine anotherkim 03-07-03 7

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-06-03, 09:14 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" You know I love these, but I almost had a mess to clean off my monitor when I got to the part where Butch nominated Rob's boobies. ROFLMAO!!!!!! Please, please, don't stop!   Top

MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-06-03, 08:52 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" Yep, that was my favorite part to! Thanks IE! “She’s a beauty queen gone bad!” -- Marcellus about Amy.   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-06-03, 09:54 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" IE, you are TERRIBLE!... Excellent work, hee hee... I found myself almost peeing my pants at the "Jungle Frump" comment... I thought I was the only one who used the word "frumpy"! Keep it up!   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 03-06-03, 11:13 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" Too freaking funny! I also think Rob has a very nice rack.   Top

ejm92 2221 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-06-03, 12:37 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" "Frumpy" is such a perfect word to describe Jeanne.......hilaruous....but in no way does it compare to last season's "Clay loves Helen" stories....they were classic! Survior 5 Anti-Bootee Champion   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-06-03, 02:33 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" >last season's "Clay loves Helen" >stories....they were classic! That's the one disadvantage to the gender tribes - no chance for that sort of, um, sexual tension.   Top

anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-07-03, 08:12 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Mean Jeanne Da Survivor Machine" Oh, but it's coming and it should be classic, eh? Another Kim   Top

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