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"Top Ten Spolier Posts"
Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-04-02, 08:40 PM (EST)
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"Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-04-02 AT 08:42 PM (EST)From the home office in Wazzoo, Illinois we bring you tonight's Top Ten list. The Top Ten Spoiler Posts Number 10: Do you have any vidcaps to prove this? Number 9: Vecepia is getting voted out in the third episode because SNewser said so. Number 8: That is the dumbest theory I've ever heard. Number 7: Did your mother marry her brother or what? Number 6: I agree with Shakes. Number 5: Me too! Number 4: If you look at the vidcap, you'll see that she isn't wearing the immunity necklace so we know that Vecepia doesn't win immunity tonight and will be booted with a 4 to 2 loss in favor of Sean. Number 3: Moving this thread to Bashers Number 2: Moving this thread to Fanatics Number 1: Locking this thread
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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06-04-02, 09:31 PM (EST)
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1. "Silly boy. . ." |
How'd you manage to leave out Chartboy?!GT
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-05-02, 12:33 PM (EST)
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5. "Chartboy revisited" |
The up down movements correspond to the alternating colors and you do the Hokey Pokey and shake it all about. Only one other person understood the chart but he died.
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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06-04-02, 09:41 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
Excellent job, LRon! I don't even read spoilers and I LMAOed! I especially loved the top 3 and 6-5! Aren't running gags great? ![](http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/Images/happy.gif) Side Note: To add to your collection... Top Ten Fanatics Posts 10. Come check out my cool new website <followed by a dead link> 9. Something involving the word hypocrite 8. Sarah has nice boobs! 7. Rob has a cute butt! 6. Some random quote from the Bible 5. Play online Survivor! 4. S***! (Survivorerist only; after finding out about a certain engagement) 3. Jerri, some of us love you! (Does anyone even remember this one?) 2. Oh my heck! 1. Hey, where'd everybody go? ======================= Survivorerist - Oh where oh where did my sig pic go? (Courtesy of Strider )
"Oh my heck, I'm so very glad that that's over. The 2001-2 television season was, for this sofa spud, cruelly and unusually punishing." -Antonia Zerbisias, The Toronto Star
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PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-02, 02:11 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-05-02 AT 02:11 AM (EST)You could add "I don't understand why everyone hates _______" (insert your choice of Sarah/Rob/Sean/etc.) to your Fanatics list, Surv. "My friend told me of a guy who lives down the street from the uncle of a cameraman and he swears that he saw a seafaring kangaroo swim by with the lockbox votes in his pouch and you could see a 'K' peeking out of the corner, therefore Kathy wins it all." And who can forget all these first-time posters who scream "I'VE GOT IT, LISTEN UP Y'ALL, THIS IS HONEST-TO-GOD A GOOD SPOILER!" and then ask us to be gentle as it's his/her first post and doesn't want to get flamed to a crisp.
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-06-02, 02:33 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
You forgot one of the most common posts on the Fanatics board:"I met Debb and it was the most exciting day of my life". I can't tell you how many times I've seen that one.
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06-05-02, 12:37 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
Strong list, Sir. I'd add "______ IS SO HOT!" as a Fanatics one as well.LRon, your list is great too! Even ruder and snottier as the years go by. Let's add mean, horrible, nasty witch while we're at it. Got it down to a science.
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-05-02, 01:28 PM (EST)
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8. "Why is Bebo so mean and nasty?" |
Bebo said Sir's list was strong but mine was only great. I'm very hurt. Don't you know about the Zero Tolerance Policy about hurting me? Why are you so cruel to me?Why Bebo why?
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-02, 02:14 PM (EST)
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9. "Keeping the peace" |
In the spirit of a kinder and gentler basher board...Sir's list was strong and great. LRon's list was great and strong. Even ruder and snottier as the years go by. Let's add mean, horrible, nasty witch while we're at it. Got it down to a science.
![](http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/3ceea3210d7748ba.gif) Card-carrying member of the PGSACarolina Hurricanes - Eastern Conference Champions Bedeviled NJ, nabbed the Habs, and raked the Leafs!
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-05-02, 03:21 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Keeping the peace" |
Thank you Bebo. I've been crying hysterically for the last two hours over your original mean, nasty post. I'll dry my eyes now.Will you hug me now? You know how I was rooting for you during S4. I'm the president of the Sarah fan club you know.
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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06-05-02, 01:21 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
>Top Ten Fanatics Posts >10. Come check out my cool new website <followed by a dead link> >9. Something involving the word >hypocricrite.< >6. Some random quote from the Bible.< Are nubers 6 & 9 from the same thresd? >5. Play online Survivor!< Is that the one with the dead link? >4. S***! (Survivorerist only; >after finding out about a >certain engagement)< Don't worry Sir Erist, I'm sure she has lots of siblings . >2. Oh my heck! >1. Hey, where'd everybody go?< ROTFL !! It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-02, 09:54 PM (EST)
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13. "Hey Svist !!!" |
3. Jerri, some of us love you! (Does anyone even remember this one?)*raises hand and jumps around* Oh I do I Do!!!!!
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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06-05-02, 03:52 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
Dianetic, that was brilliant; you have encapsulated every single thing that happens to inappropriate or duplicate spoilers.I especilally loved the lasr 3: >Number 3: >Moving this thread to Bashers. >Number 2: >Moving this thread to Fanatics >Number 1: Locking this thread< ROTFL !! LOL. It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-02, 05:37 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
A little rhyme about Teddy's sig pics | |
Hide and seek Teddy Bear, A Jewish Millionaire, and a flying dove not going anywhere. ![](http://www.boomspeed.com/silvergirl1/silvergirl.jpg)
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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06-05-02, 09:35 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-05-02 AT 09:39 PM (EST)>A little rhyme about Teddy's sig pics >Hide and seek Teddy Bear, A Jewish Millionaire, and a flying dove not going anywhere.< So Silvergirl1, do you think that if we can connect the dots; we will be able to spoil s5? Do you see a pattern here? Does this riddle give any clues about the next millionare ? > I think that your sig may reveal some clues . You are dressed in--what would be for Sarah--a very refined outfit; therefore, I think that one can make the logical inference, that the winner of Survivor Thailand, will be a blonde yoga expert with killer abs . LOL. It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-06-02, 01:07 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
Great post, Dianetic--especially 3, 2 & 1- locking thread. LMAO. And Sir Erist, loved your list too. (Btw, though I used different words, I loved both posts equally in every way.)And look, Teddy_Bear--your dove can fly! It must like the music my little lizard guy is playing. Swami
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herekittykitty 167 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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06-06-02, 06:12 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
>Hey, I kinda like flying birds. I want some too.
BIRDS!!! I like birds too.
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-10-02, 01:23 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
This is just so wrong. Birds are not a spoilier unless they are killed during a reward challenge or something.MOVING THIS THREAD TO FANATICS What happened to your other kitty head anyway?
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-06-02, 02:27 PM (EST)
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>I didn't have time to read >all the posts, so could >someone tell me _____________ You better watch out. I think you're about to get flamed. Why can't newbies like you read the guidelines and read every single post ever made before you think of writing anything?
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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06-06-02, 02:55 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
>>I didn't have time to read all the posts, so could >>someone tell me _____________ Another variation of this is: If I read, I don't have time to post. >You better watch out. I think you're about to get >flamed. Why can't newbies like you read the guidelines and read every single post ever made before you think of writing anything?< How 'bout this one? Please be gentle; don't flame me, okay? If you do, I'm prepared; I've got my flame-proof, asbestos, flame-retardant, bullet-proof, neoprene wet suit on. And let's not forget the classic: I won't be checking in for any replies. LOL. It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
Light a Virtual Candle Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make YOU feel inferior without YOUR consent!
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-06-02, 03:59 PM (EST)
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And let's not forget...(this is probably not a direct quote, but the tone has been implied on numerous occasions)And who is this Shakes person anyway? Why does this clown think he's an expert on reality TV? Even ruder and snottier as the years go by. Let's add mean, horrible, nasty witch while we're at it. Got it down to a science.
![](http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/3ceea3210d7748ba.gif) Card-carrying member of the PGSACarolina Hurricanes - Eastern Conference Champions Bedeviled NJ, nabbed the Habs, and raked the Leafs!
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MeToo 158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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06-06-02, 01:14 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Top Ten Spolier Posts" |
Number 5: Me too!I'm offended!
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-06-02, 02:25 PM (EST)
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17. "LOL" |
I hope I didn't accidentally violate the Zero Tolerance Policy. I think we both know that post was definitely directed at you. I'm sorry I had to drop such a subtle hint.
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