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EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-19-02, 00:36 AM (EST) "I Got Gas" I got Bad Gas Tent smells like Ass Voted Off I should be But God he listens to Vee John he does Sob tried to treat me like Rob but now my ass smells so sweet Sobbin' John's throat cut neat My gas still smells bad but I am not the one so sad at least until next week   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: I Got Gas Dianetic 04-19-02 1    Don't get ahead of yourself... Bebo 04-19-02 2    Immunity Challenge hrc2u 04-19-02 6  RE: I Got Gas dangerkitty 04-19-02 3  RE: I Got Gas aymelek 04-19-02 4    Wrong? EBug 04-19-02 5        Proof I'm not crazy! George Tirebiter 04-19-02 7            RE: Proof I'm not crazy! EBug 04-20-02 9                RE: Proof I'm not crazy! George Tirebiter 04-20-02 11                    RE: Proof I'm not crazy! EBug 04-20-02 12                        shhhhh George Tirebiter 04-20-02 13                            RE: shhhhh EBug 04-20-02 14                                ahhhhhhh... dabo 04-20-02 15                    RE: Proof I'm not crazy! aymelek 04-20-02 17  Gas rap dangerkitty 04-19-02 8    RE: Gas rap EBug 04-20-02 10  Happy #3000 Outfrontgirl 04-20-02 16    RE: Happy #3000 Drive My Car 04-21-02 19        RE: Happy #3000 George Tirebiter 04-21-02 20            RE: Happy #3000 Drive My Car 04-21-02 21                RE: Happy #3000 George Tirebiter 04-22-02 22            RE: Happy #3000 Bebo 04-22-02 23  RE: I Got Gas Dalton 04-20-02 18    A silenter, deadlier SB board Dianetic 04-24-02 24  RE: I Got Gas ivoryElephant 04-25-02 25

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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-19-02, 03:02 PM (EST) 1. "RE: I Got Gas" LMAO I loved the poem but Sean is not going next week. Burnett is so amused by Sean that he's going to rig the next challenge so Sean can win. Next IC is the farting contest. Watch and see if I'm not right.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-19-02, 04:55 PM (EST) 2. "Don't get ahead of yourself..." >Next IC is the farting contest. But the problem is that Sean made his strategy obvious too early, just like John. Everyone knows he can fart. This contest will be won by someone who can fart but has been smart enough not to show it yet. Could it be... - Kathy? She can pee on command, demonstrating control over her bodily functions. - Tammy? You know her frustration at the fracturing of her alliance could have her quite...shall we say...bottled up. - Robert? Hard to bet against a big guy from NYC when bodily functions are involved. - Zoe? Yeah, and she said she didn't lie either. - Neleh? Gotta watch the wide-eyed innocents. S.O.B.   Top

hrc2u 146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 04-19-02, 09:24 PM (EST) 6. "Immunity Challenge" LAST EDITED ON 04-19-02 AT 09:25 PM (EST) Dianetic I think you are right about the contest next week. I think its whoever can make the most bubbles in the water and then survive the pop who wins. As you can see from the vidcap Robert is making the most bubbles but Sean is having a hard time breathing in the fumes from the popped ones. And clearly Robert is cheating by keeping his nose under water. Here we have Neleh talking about beating Robert and Sean at their own game by out stinking them. And giving the IN to Pascal. hrc2u   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-19-02, 05:01 PM (EST) 3. "RE: I Got Gas" Great poem, Buggy! You can make art out of farts!! Love it And as to next weeks IC being a farting contest - good points, both of you. And what if it's a "silent but deadly" rule? Sean was loud! Although apparently deadly, too. If it is a SBD, it favors the women. We know how to be stealthy so that we don't get blamed.   Top

aymelek 1220 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-19-02, 05:54 PM (EST) 4. "RE: I Got Gas" I got Bad Gas Tent smells like Ass Voted Off I should be But God he listens to Vee John he does Sob tried to treat me like Rob but now my ass smells so sweet Sobbin' John's throat cut neat My gas still smells bad but I am not the one so sad at least until next week Bug, this is just wrong.   Top

EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-19-02, 08:36 PM (EST) 5. "Wrong?" What???? It was late, I was feeling creative. **sneaks an SBD out the right cheek** Stop looking at me!!!!   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-19-02, 10:04 PM (EST) 7. "Proof I'm not crazy!" >**sneaks an SBD out the right cheek** > >Stop looking at me!!!! You know, bug. . . once everything in the post-show chat died down to the point where I could make sense of the room, I realized you had passed out in a bowl of pretzels--and I was SURE I heard you rip one off, but no one would believe me. . . (ahh--I see the value of the "good girl" façade.) Now I see your subconscious was just busy at work on this masterpiece. (Oh yes--we're apparently all going down in the hole together, this week. . . ) GT All constants are variables. - Murphy's Twelfth Law   Top

EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-20-02, 01:41 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Proof I'm not crazy!" GT!??!? Are you saying I farted?? In the bar??? I can't believe you would accuse me of such a thing!!!! And I totally stand beside my "good girl facade" (whatever works) PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT Ummmm, that wasn't me. I swear to goodness , I only fart in my sleep, just ask my husband. Maybe it was you!!! ( really, blaming me for your sneaky gas,that is so , so sneaky) And though it may be old, it is often true, Smelt it, dealt it!   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-20-02, 01:51 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Proof I'm not crazy!" Gee, buggy--sorry if I insulted you, but you DID fart openly in this very thread. . . I didn't realize you were like Queen Elizabeth--do you carry your purse everywhere you go, too? Surely you can understand my confusion--it's simply that your arse was pointed directly at the next table, and it seemed so obvious--what with the flare-up and sparks from the candle there. Took out a couple pool cues on the adjacent billiard table, too. I don't think SDawg was there at the time. . . Too bad, cuz it's a time-honored tradition to always blame it on the dog. . . GT All constants are variables. - Murphy's Twelfth Law   Top

EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-20-02, 02:04 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Proof I'm not crazy!" Oh so not me!!!! I am really very insulted. ;) ( shhhhhhhh, the good girl thing was working for me)   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-20-02, 02:22 AM (EST) 13. "shhhhh" (your secret is safe with me) GT   Top

EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-20-02, 02:32 AM (EST) 14. "RE: shhhhh" LMFAO   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-02, 02:38 AM (EST) 15. "ahhhhhhh..." What have we got but nature and opportunity? Belch!   Top

aymelek 1220 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 04-20-02, 10:16 AM (EST) 17. "RE: Proof I'm not crazy!" >Surely you can understand my confusion--it's simply that your arse was >pointed directly at the next table, and it seemed so >obvious--what with the flare-up and sparks from the candle there. >Took out a couple pool cues on the adjacent billiard >table, too. ROFLMFAO!! I TRIED to nip this thread in the bud at the very beginning, but nooooo-OOOO-ooooooo! You guys had to open up a whole can of beans with this one! Pffft.   Top

dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 04-19-02, 11:45 PM (EST) 8. "Gas rap" I realized what was keeping me hooked on this bit, besides the obvious fact that it is a brilliant and hilarious piece of work - it's not so much poetry as RAP!! Go on, rap it!! You won't be able to get it out of your head! Buggy, you rock, I mean, rap.   Top

EBug 23 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 04-20-02, 01:46 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Gas rap" LAST EDITED ON 04-20-02 AT 01:57 AM (EST) Yep, it was a Rap ( a sorry white girl rap ) It was sad It was bad but it was all I had ( heheheheheehehhehee) Thnx Kitty for the compliments ( edited for a messed up sig)   Top

Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-20-02, 03:57 AM (EST) 16. "Happy #3000" EBug, it's a shame about the Bad Gas. That must be why you have so few DAWs. I noticed that DriveMyCar poster is all set to rip out her 3000th post! She must get a lot of mileage from her premium gas... Which is my way ass-backwards way of saying: HAPPY #3000 Buggy!!! AND MANY MORE!!! THREE (Thousand) CHEERS to YOU!!! *I really wanted to say something about getting a bad rap-- but I enjoyed your rap so the comment didn't work*   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-02, 08:32 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Happy #3000" Outed by OutFrontGirl !!!!!! Thanks OFG!! Yep I finally made it! And if you all look at the top of your posts, you might see that Webby has changed our DAW Levels!! ( yea SB!) >   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-21-02, 09:39 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Happy #3000" >And if you all look at the top of your posts, you might see >that Webby has changed our DAW Levels!! Holy crap! How many decades did it take those to change, anyway? Two minor complaints: OFG (and others) have already done the "Herbal Healing Drugs" endorsement bit--that's like a step DOWN the totem pole, isn't it? And somehow, I don't think Dalton should ever change from "Politically Incorrect Panelist" because that is soooo her! Come to think of it, that's a gig I could get into seriously, as politcal incorrectness is often my middle name. . . Congratulations on your whoring achievement, BTW! GT (who NEVER thought she'd join the likes of Bozo on the LC circuit. . .)   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-21-02, 11:46 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Happy #3000" GT, Hon, you really ought to check out OT every so often. For my 3000th, I threw myself at Webby's feet and begged for changes (what? do I not look desperate?) I agree that Dalton is the perfect P.I. panelist ( I only regret that I can't get there again) Don't despair, another 2000 or so posts and you can be a Centerfold again. Heheheheheehehehehe http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID6/2064.shtml Webby lists the new DAW levels on this thresd   Top

George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-22-02, 00:34 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Happy #3000" Yes, indeedy--you DO look desperate. . . as will the rest of us be when we have the SAME lousy levels to "look forward" to!! New levels = Good; New levels to work toward = Better. Why, oh why are most of the new names back there where we can't GET to them?! The whole point was that we have short attention spans and get SICK of the same old things. And man--I've got Howard Stern in my future? If he asks to see me nekkid, I'm going to kick him in the frijoles. . . Not for a million bucks, you egotistical turd!(Who'd have thought there was anything worse than having to move in with Hef. . .) GT   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-22-02, 09:18 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Happy #3000" >Two minor complaints: OFG (and >others) have already done the >"Herbal Healing Drugs" endorsement bit--that's >like a step DOWN the >totem pole, isn't it? Especially since that was my DAW level before the change -- you don't want to be back associated with me. I fart in your general direction... S.O.B.   Top

Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-20-02, 12:34 PM (EST) 18. "RE: I Got Gas" Loved your RAP Buggy! Sean could use one (Rap, that is) in the mouth or any of the vast number on Peter's official list of "holes". Wondering how funny-haha MB thinks it is for one of his contestants to shout "Get my lawyer on the phone now!"... everytime he loses a challenge? Possibly, Sean figuring it WAS his week to go decided to audition for future "product endorsements"!! He could do commercials for "Bean-O" and Gas-X". But if Rolaids hires him to spell R-E-L-I-E-F in fart signs....you're talking big bucks. Dalton PS. At least it would get him out of the LA public school system....ahhh, silver lining.   Top

Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 04-24-02, 11:41 AM (EST) 24. "A silenter, deadlier SB board" I'm very insulted by this thread and am tempted to hit the ALERT button. Extreme flatulence is a real problem for over 23.746 million Americans. I too suffer from the horror of this condition. I'm not asking that we not make fart jokes but can we please remember that there are people out there with mothers, fathers, nieces, nephews, and old dogs that suffer from this malady? How would you feel if you were Sean's grandmother and came to this thread? I'm sure Grandma Rectum would get the wind taken from her sails if she read this. fffft   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 04-25-02, 03:48 PM (EST) 25. "RE: I Got Gas" Bean, beans the Musical Fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. Lets have beans for EVERY meal. PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT.... "I know I don't know you, and you're probably not what you seem, but I sure would like to find out so why don't you climb down of that TV screen" Gina Crews, the Sole Survivor!   Top

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