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"Yes, I've done it again."
Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:05 AM (EST)
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"Yes, I've done it again." |
Although for you all, this won't strike the dread fear in your hearts quite like it does for Mr. Coconut. Anyway, we had a table at the community garage sale to raise money for our St. John Ambulance brigade. As I was sitting there, I saw a little black kitten run out from under a parked car. She was obviously terrified; she kept running back and forth, in and out of the street. Turns out some jerk was selling kittens and, since this was the last one he had, he just left her there when he packed up to go home. I think you can guess the outcome. I grabbed her and took her home. And here she is, large as life. It took her about two hours to settle in, and, three days later, has taken over the house. There's only one cat left that doesn't like her, and it's coming along. She is the funniest-looking litle beast; she's all black, but her ears are absolutely enormous, she has a Roman nose, and her eyes are orangey-brown. Also, some idiot cut off her whiskers, so she looks a little patchy. Still, she's charming and very affectionate. I mean, we need another cat like we need a hole in the head (although because we have lost two, it brings our total to four, which is one less than the beginning of the summer), but I couldn't just leave her in the street. I know I should find her another home, but I can't shake the (admittedly irrational) feeling that Dudu sent her. I know it is not possible, but I can't bear to let her go. And Mr. Coconut, for all that he was mad for twelve hours, has now completely fallen for her too. Anyway, what should I name the little monster? I wanted to call her Perdita, both because she was lost and because I got her the day Perdita Felicien won her gold medal at the World Championships, but it just doesn't fit her at all. Help!
dudu 1998-2003
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Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady |
trigirl |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lad... |
Esbea |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lad... |
Drive My Car |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
PepeLePew13 |
09-02-03 |
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so funny |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Drive My Car |
09-02-03 |
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Kitty Sport Checklist |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty Sport Checklist |
Drive My Car |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty Sport Checklist |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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I.Heart.Coco |
Schnookie Palookie |
09-02-03 |
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I.Heart.Nookie too. |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Draco Malfoy |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Draco Malfoy |
09-02-03 |
10 |
RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Drive My Car |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Lisapooh |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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Kitty name |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty name |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty name |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty name |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty name |
Devious Weasel |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Kitty name |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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Since Coco's gone |
Devious Weasel |
09-02-03 |
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two more minutes.. |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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Boo! |
Devious Weasel |
09-02-03 |
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RE: two more minutes.. |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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Aww, Breezy |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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RE: two more minutes.. |
Schnookie Palookie |
09-02-03 |
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Thankyou |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Thankyou |
Devious Weasel |
09-02-03 |
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They're weebles |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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RE: two more minutes.. |
Devious Weasel |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Yes, I've done it again. |
probably clueless |
09-02-03 |
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Black Kitty |
Breezy |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Black Kitty |
probably clueless |
09-02-03 |
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Why don't you live closer to me? |
pythonfan |
09-02-03 |
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RE: Why don't you live closer to me... |
Coconut |
09-02-03 |
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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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09-02-03, 09:19 AM (EST)
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1. "Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady" |
Perdita is a fabulous name! Call her that but have a nickname. You have a big heart Coco.
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady" |
in 101 Dalmatians,wasnt the mother dogs name Perdita? They called her Purdy. seems like a great cat name!
''Confidence comes not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong.''
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:33 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady" |
I knew it sounded familier
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PepeLePew13 26142 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Yes, I've done it again." |
Black? *swoon* ... check and see if there's a painted white stripe on the back?You could name her Penelope! Click here to rank all 96 Survivors!
Heidi: My biggest assets to the tribe are my athletic skills and my intelligence. I've lost one of them. Jiffy: Which one?
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:38 AM (EST)
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7. "so funny" |
Actually, Pepe, when she was exploring the porch she brushed up against something and she had a white spot on her nose and a big stripe down one side.. you would have loved it Hmm.. Penny?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Yes, I've done it again." |
Oh Cute!! Congrats on the new baby!I like the name, you can call her Perdy. Make sure she learns all the Kitty Sports early!
If I were a Cat I know I'd want to live at CoCo's house
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:41 AM (EST)
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9. "Kitty Sport Checklist" |
Machine Gun Kitty : Check Flying Kitty : Check Harmonicat : Check Kitty Walk : Check Bat Cat (new game): CheckVelcro Cat : Upcoming Kitty Curling : Upcoming Maybe we have too much free time? I don't know; I think you might want to live at Schnookie's or Rosewood's.. as far as I know they don't have kitty sports
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:50 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Kitty Sport Checklist" |
ROTFL! So funny.. shark wipe, please, there's rye toast with (whisper) Cheez Whiz on my screen. Bringing felines to their full potential since 2000.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 10:39 AM (EST)
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17. " I.Heart.Nookie too." |
Well, it's not like it is excessively altruistic. There's nothing much cuter than a kitten, really. And one cat more or less doesn't make THAT much difference.Besides, I wanna be just like you. aren't the guys funny? They rant and rave and then fall in love with the cats..
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:49 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Yes, I've done it again." |
I totally bought it! I feel so duped! Post a picture Coco - you have such a good, kind heart! I'm a disney girl myself, so I think you should call her Figaro (after the black and white cat on Pinnochio or Flower after the skunk on Bambi) But the more I think about it the more I love Purdy Pene too!
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 09:52 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Yes, I've done it again." |
Consider it my depraved reaction to a perfectly sensitive comment. xxxxx *rubs the bald head*
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 11:02 AM (EST)
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18. "Kitty name" |
Boo *Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 12:57 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Kitty name" |
EEK! oh, I'm sorry. Are we not playing that game??
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:01 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Kitty name" |
You can name her Eek but I thought Boo was cutier. Ya know kind of like Boo in Monsters Inc. *Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003* Knock, Knock
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:14 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Kitty name" |
I like Boo. It's just that every time Mr. Coconut says Boo, I say Eek. It's a stupid game. Who's there?
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:23 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Kitty name" |
Eek!
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:23 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Kitty name" |
Boo *Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:24 PM (EST)
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24. "Since Coco's gone" |
Eek
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:26 PM (EST)
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26. "Boo!" |
Who you callin' fool, fool?
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:27 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: two more minutes.." |
You two are ruining my knock knock joke!!!! It's not Eek who, it's Boo who?!?!?!?! *Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:28 PM (EST)
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28. "Aww, Breezy" |
Don't cry, we were just fooling around!Bwaahahahahahha! really gone. back soon
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:28 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: two more minutes.." |
*hands Breezy a tissue*No need for tears sweetie. **
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:30 PM (EST)
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30. "Thankyou " |
I'll be here til 5, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders. *Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:31 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Thankyou " |
But if I tip them, who will help them back up?
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:33 PM (EST)
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35. "They're weebles" |
They wobble but they don't fall down.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:30 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: two more minutes.." |
There, there Breezy. It's okay. You can cry on my shoulder...
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:30 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Yes, I've done it again." |
Dumbo
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 01:32 PM (EST)
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34. "Black Kitty" |
Not a gray kitty. *Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*
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pythonfan 3348 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-02-03, 03:47 PM (EST)
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37. "Why don't you live closer to me?" |
I have three kittens that I am DYING to get rid of. But, I can't just send them anywhere...and my house stinks LOL
You can eat off of my kitchen floor. It's got plenty of food on it.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-03, 06:51 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Why don't you live closer to me?" |
I would have taken one of your kittens if I had lived within shouting distance. However, it would have taken some explaining to tell Mr. Coconut exactly how I acquired a cat from the U.S. Easier to pick up a stray in the street. That way she needs me, right? "Nobody can be free until nerd persecution ends"
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