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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:05 AM (EST)
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"Yes, I've done it again."
Although for you all, this won't strike the dread fear in your hearts quite like it does for Mr. Coconut.

Anyway, we had a table at the community garage sale to raise money for our St. John Ambulance brigade. As I was sitting there, I saw a little black kitten run out from under a parked car. She was obviously terrified; she kept running back and forth, in and out of the street.

Turns out some jerk was selling kittens and, since this was the last one he had, he just left her there when he packed up to go home.

I think you can guess the outcome. I grabbed her and took her home. And here she is, large as life. It took her about two hours to settle in, and, three days later, has taken over the house. There's only one cat left that doesn't like her, and it's coming along.

She is the funniest-looking litle beast; she's all black, but her ears are absolutely enormous, she has a Roman nose, and her eyes are orangey-brown. Also, some idiot cut off her whiskers, so she looks a little patchy. Still, she's charming and very affectionate.

I mean, we need another cat like we need a hole in the head (although because we have lost two, it brings our total to four, which is one less than the beginning of the summer), but I couldn't just leave her in the street. I know I should find her another home, but I can't shake the (admittedly irrational) feeling that Dudu sent her. I know it is not possible, but I can't bear to let her go. And Mr. Coconut, for all that he was mad for twelve hours, has now completely fallen for her too.

Anyway, what should I name the little monster? I wanted to call her Perdita, both because she was lost and because I got her the day Perdita Felicien won her gold medal at the World Championships, but it just doesn't fit her at all. Help!

dudu 1998-2003

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady trigirl 09-02-03 1
   RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lad... Esbea 09-02-03 2
       RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lad... Drive My Car 09-02-03 5
 RE: Yes, I've done it again. PepeLePew13 09-02-03 3
   so funny Coconut 09-02-03 7
 RE: Yes, I've done it again. Drive My Car 09-02-03 4
   Kitty Sport Checklist Coconut 09-02-03 9
       RE: Kitty Sport Checklist Drive My Car 09-02-03 12
           RE: Kitty Sport Checklist Coconut 09-02-03 14
       I.Heart.Coco Schnookie Palookie 09-02-03 16
           I.Heart.Nookie too. Coconut 09-02-03 17
 RE: Yes, I've done it again. Draco Malfoy 09-02-03 6
   RE: Yes, I've done it again. Coconut 09-02-03 8
       RE: Yes, I've done it again. Draco Malfoy 09-02-03 10
           RE: Yes, I've done it again. Drive My Car 09-02-03 11
               RE: Yes, I've done it again. Lisapooh 09-02-03 13
           RE: Yes, I've done it again. Coconut 09-02-03 15
 Kitty name Breezy 09-02-03 18
   RE: Kitty name Coconut 09-02-03 19
       RE: Kitty name Breezy 09-02-03 20
           RE: Kitty name Coconut 09-02-03 21
               RE: Kitty name Devious Weasel 09-02-03 22
               RE: Kitty name Breezy 09-02-03 23
                   Since Coco's gone Devious Weasel 09-02-03 24
                       two more minutes.. Coconut 09-02-03 25
                           Boo! Devious Weasel 09-02-03 26
                           RE: two more minutes.. Breezy 09-02-03 27
                               Aww, Breezy Coconut 09-02-03 28
                               RE: two more minutes.. Schnookie Palookie 09-02-03 29
                                   Thankyou Breezy 09-02-03 30
                                       RE: Thankyou Devious Weasel 09-02-03 33
                                           They're weebles Breezy 09-02-03 35
                               RE: two more minutes.. Devious Weasel 09-02-03 31
 RE: Yes, I've done it again. probably clueless 09-02-03 32
   Black Kitty Breezy 09-02-03 34
       RE: Black Kitty probably clueless 09-02-03 36
 Why don't you live closer to me? pythonfan 09-02-03 37
   RE: Why don't you live closer to me... Coconut 09-02-03 38

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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:19 AM (EST)
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1. "Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady"
Perdita is a fabulous name! Call her that but have a nickname. You have a big heart Coco.

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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady"
in 101 Dalmatians,wasnt the mother dogs name Perdita? They called her Purdy. seems like a great cat name!

''Confidence comes not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong.''
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:33 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Our friend Coconut, the Cat Lady"
I knew it sounded familier



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PepeLePew13 26142 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
Black? *swoon* ... check and see if there's a painted white stripe on the back?

You could name her Penelope!


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:38 AM (EST)
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7. "so funny"
Actually, Pepe, when she was exploring the porch she brushed up against something and she had a white spot on her nose and a big stripe down one side.. you would have loved it


Hmm.. Penny?

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:32 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
Oh Cute!! Congrats on the new baby!

I like the name, you can call her Perdy.

Make sure she learns all the Kitty Sports early!



If I were a Cat I know I'd want to live at CoCo's house

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:41 AM (EST)
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9. "Kitty Sport Checklist"
Machine Gun Kitty : Check
Flying Kitty : Check
Harmonicat : Check
Kitty Walk : Check
Bat Cat (new game): Check

Velcro Cat : Upcoming
Kitty Curling : Upcoming

Maybe we have too much free time?


I don't know; I think you might want to live at Schnookie's or Rosewood's.. as far as I know they don't have kitty sports

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:46 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Kitty Sport Checklist"

Only with Kitty Sports can a feline reach their full potential


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:50 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Kitty Sport Checklist"
ROTFL!

So funny.. shark wipe, please, there's rye toast with (whisper) Cheez Whiz on my screen.


Bringing felines to their full potential since 2000.

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 10:35 AM (EST)
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16. "I.Heart.Coco"
*BIG SMOOCHIES* to you Coco for bringing the kitty home with you. We still have little Biba indoors (bringing our total indoor cats to five). I just can't bring myself to send him outdoors yet. My DH was holding him last night and playing with him and I was laughing, thinking of you and your kitty sports. I couldn't remember them all, just the velcro and curling sports LOL. I like the name shortened to Purdy and also like Pene. Penny reminds me too much of Stephen King's IT (Pennywize).

*beep beep* Buggy


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 10:39 AM (EST)
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17. " I.Heart.Nookie too."
Well, it's not like it is excessively altruistic. There's nothing much cuter than a kitten, really. And one cat more or less doesn't make THAT much difference.

Besides, I wanna be just like you.


aren't the guys funny? They rant and rave and then fall in love with the cats..

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:34 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
You have a good heart Coco. That cat chose you because it knew you had a void that needed filling.

Start Weight:339 Last Weigh-in:327 Loss To Date:-12
"For the last time, no you may NOT play pin the tail on our lord and savior." - Oh My Gods!

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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8. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
Hmm.. voids that need filling, huh?


it's early to be rude

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:41 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
See, I actually try to be sweet and sensitive, and this is how I'm repaid.

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"For the last time, no you may NOT play pin the tail on our lord and savior." - Oh My Gods!

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:45 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
Awwwwwwww.
If it makes you feel better Hon, I was buying the whole sweet and sensitive thing.



Look, I said it with a straight face

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09-02-03, 09:49 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
I totally bought it! I feel so duped!

Post a picture Coco - you have such a good, kind heart! I'm a disney girl myself, so I think you should call her Figaro (after the black and white cat on Pinnochio or Flower after the skunk on Bambi)

But the more I think about it the more I love Purdy Pene too!

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 09:52 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
Consider it my depraved reaction to a perfectly sensitive comment.
xxxxx


*rubs the bald head*

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 11:02 AM (EST)
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18. "Kitty name"
Boo


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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19. "RE: Kitty name"
EEK!


oh, I'm sorry. Are we not playing that game??

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:01 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Kitty name"
You can name her Eek but I thought Boo was cutier. Ya know kind of like Boo in Monsters Inc.


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*
Knock, Knock


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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21. "RE: Kitty name"
I like Boo. It's just that every time Mr. Coconut says Boo, I say Eek. It's a stupid game.


Who's there?

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:23 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Kitty name"
Eek!


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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:23 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Kitty name"
Boo


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*


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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:24 PM (EST)
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24. "Since Coco's gone"
Eek


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:25 PM (EST)
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25. "two more minutes.."
Eek who, you fool


I don't really need this job, so I'll get it.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:26 PM (EST)
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26. "Boo!"
Who you callin' fool, fool?

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:27 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: two more minutes.."
You two are ruining my knock knock joke!!!! It's not Eek who, it's Boo who?!?!?!?!


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*


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09-02-03, 01:28 PM (EST)
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28. "Aww, Breezy"
Don't cry, we were just fooling around!

Bwaahahahahahha!


really gone. back soon

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:28 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: two more minutes.."
*hands Breezy a tissue*

No need for tears sweetie.


**

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:30 PM (EST)
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30. "Thankyou "
I'll be here til 5, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders.


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*


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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:31 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Thankyou "
But if I tip them, who will help them back up?

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-02-03, 01:33 PM (EST)
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35. "They're weebles"
They wobble but they don't fall down.
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31. "RE: two more minutes.."
There, there Breezy. It's okay. You can cry on my shoulder...

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32. "RE: Yes, I've done it again."
Dumbo


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09-02-03, 01:32 PM (EST)
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34. "Black Kitty"
Not a gray kitty.


*Breezy ... keeping OT satisfied since 2003*


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36. "RE: Black Kitty"
A name to grow old into...


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09-02-03, 03:47 PM (EST)
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37. "Why don't you live closer to me?"
I have three kittens that I am DYING to get rid of. But, I can't just send them anywhere...and my house stinks LOL


You can eat off of my kitchen floor. It's got plenty of food on it.

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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38. "RE: Why don't you live closer to me?"
I would have taken one of your kittens if I had lived within shouting distance. However, it would have taken some explaining to tell Mr. Coconut exactly how I acquired a cat from the U.S. Easier to pick up a stray in the street. That way she needs me, right?


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