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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 08:00 AM (EST) "The Great Mother Exchange" is happening today. Will anyone take my mother? I will gladly give her to you in exchange for a truckload of bear sh!t, a pile of rotting carcasses, or your backyard full of rusty car parts and green and yellow appliances from the 70's. wheeeze   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: The Great Mother Exchange smiley 03-12-03 1  sure, why not? Esbea 03-12-03 2  RE: The Great Mother Exchange PepeLePew13 03-12-03 3    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Schnookie Palookie 03-12-03 5        RE: The Great Mother Exchange Esbea 03-12-03 7  Can In-Laws be included? trigirl 03-12-03 4  RE: The Great Mother Exchange Q 03-12-03 6    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Wheezy 03-12-03 25  RE: The Great Mother Exchange jkokoj 03-12-03 8  RE: The Great Mother Exchange Wheezy 03-12-03 9    RE: The Great Mother Exchange jkokoj 03-12-03 10        Margaret Cho Red Lady 03-12-03 43    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Schnookie Palookie 03-12-03 11        RE: The Great Mother Exchange Wheezy 03-12-03 26            RE: The Great Mother Exchange Schnookie Palookie 03-12-03 29    RE: The Great Mother Exchange nailbone 03-12-03 21    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Rosewood 03-12-03 24    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Bucky Katt 03-12-03 28        RE: The Great Mother Exchange Wheezy 03-12-03 30            RE: The Great Mother Exchange Bucky Katt 03-12-03 32    RE: The Great Mother Exchange minitroll 03-12-03 31    RE: The Great Mother Exchange wendyp 03-12-03 34        RE: The Great Mother Exchange Schnookie Palookie 03-12-03 36    RE: The Great Mother Exchange moonbaby 03-12-03 37    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Silvergirl1 03-12-03 38        RE: The Great Mother Exchange Schnookie Palookie 03-12-03 40        RE: The Great Mother Exchange Wheezy 03-12-03 41  RE: The Great Mother Exchange Spidey 03-12-03 12  RE: The Great Mother Exchange samiam 03-12-03 13    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Wheezy 03-12-03 15        RE: The Great Mother Exchange samiam 03-12-03 16  RE: The Great Mother Exchange blacknwhitedog 03-12-03 14    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Drive My Car 03-12-03 17        RE: The Great Mother Exchange true 03-12-03 18  RE: The Great Mother Exchange tjstein 03-12-03 19  Here's an idea.... Meemo 03-12-03 20  RE: The Great Mother Exchange mistofleas 03-12-03 22  RE: The Great Mother Exchange snoocharoo 03-12-03 23    RE: The Great Mother Exchange PepeLePew13 03-12-03 33        RE: The Great Mother Exchange snoocharoo 03-12-03 42    RE: The Great Mother Exchange Silvergirl1 03-12-03 35    For Snooch & Wheezy... northernlights 03-12-03 39  RE: The Great Mother Exchange sorgee 03-12-03 27    How old is she? and Does she have n... ivoryElephant 03-13-03 44        Quick... Take her to the hair dress... IceCat 03-13-03 45  RE:May be T.M.I. kyngsladye 03-13-03 46

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smiley 2009 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-12-03, 08:01 AM (EST) 1. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" now tell us how you really feel wheezy LOL   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 08:08 AM (EST) 2. "sure, why not?" Ill trade you straight up. After all, I just got all the rest of that crap cleaned outta my backyard. "Humor is not a mood, but rather a way of looking at the world."   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 08:51 AM (EST) 3. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" I believe that snoochie's looking to trade her MIL, so might want to see if she'll go for that deal, LOL. Or else take her along with you to Atlanta and see if Schnookie's cats can have their way with her? Hang in there, Wheezy... nothing is ever as bad as it seems! "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 09:28 AM (EST) 5. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Oh no I would never do that to my kitties. Hey Wheezy, bring her along ... there's a creek out back in the woods where we can "lose her" If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 09:37 AM (EST) 7. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" good timing too! I think the Home Depot has quick lime on sale this week. "Humor is not a mood, but rather a way of looking at the world."   Top

trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-12-03, 08:58 AM (EST) 4. "Can In-Laws be included?" I happen to have a great Mom, but if you would consider taking my SIL you've got yourself a deal. NO TRADEBACKS! *Disclaimer- Trigirl will not be held responsible for the actions of her twisted, psycho SIL while under the care of the OT gang.   Top

Q 2569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 03-12-03, 09:32 AM (EST) 6. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Does she like to shop? If so, I will consider it. Also will consider it if the appliances are avacado green, LOL. It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 11:42 AM (EST) 25. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" LAST EDITED ON 03-12-03 AT 11:43 AM (EST) Sorry Q, my mother does not shop. She wears the same clothes every day. I am not making this up. Plus sometimes she has toilet paper sticking out of her ears cuz that's how she protects her eardrums from random hairspray wars and I have a feeling you might be embarassed to be with her. wheeeze   Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-12-03, 09:52 AM (EST) 8. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" I would trade but you would not want my mom either!   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 09:54 AM (EST) 9. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Mother-in-laws can of course be included, if you can find somebody to take one. My mother doesn't drink, doesn't whine, is in fairly good health and doesn't live with me, so I have to count my blessings here. But she is Driving.Me.Crazy. I don't even tell her we are going on vacation anymore because she thinks she needs to know every stinking detail and she keeps calling me 8 times a day to nag me. So, somehow she found out we are leaving (stoopid SIL) and feels she must know all the details of where we are staying. Now, I don't think that's an unreasonable request for normal people...it's good to have a contact phone number for emergencies. But....this is my mother. One time my DH and I were taking a group of teens to Gulf Shores for Spring Break. I gave my mother the phone # of the place we were staying. When we arrived, there was a message for me at the front desk from my mother. It seems she'd been watching the weather channel and saw severe thunderstorms heading our way, which she decided could become tornadoes and she asked the hotel staff if they had a basement for us to go to. Nice, huh. So after that I began punishing her by not giving the info. But now she knows we are going to Florida and not only does she write out a frigging MAP for me, (the woman has never left the state of Michigan by the way) but also she has made snacks for our trip. Well, that's nice, but I'm still not giving her the phone number. Plus, WE HAVE CELL PHONES!!!!!! I tell her this every time. Call my cell phone. Her response? Cell phones break! UGGGGGHHHH! She calls me 8 times a day trying to get the phone number of this resort. So about these snacks she made, turns out she's got a tupperware bowl full of...not snacks, but MEATBALLS! Yes, meatballs. Frozen solid, in a styrofoam container. So I say 'Meatballs, Ma?' And she says 'You could get stuck in a bad traffic jam! You need food!' OMH, if I ever get to a point where I am so far away from civilization that I cannot find a McDonalds within 3 walking days and thus must resort to eating frozen meatballs, you may as well kill me. So then I look in the container and there's also a frozen Little Caesars Pizza and a family devotional booklet. UUGGGGGHHHHH! This is also the woman who left me a 3 minute long message telling me all the supplies I need to store in my basement for 'the attack' on Holland Michigan, like a can opener and toilet paper, and this is the woman who insisted we take a rope along when we went to a hotel where our room was on the third floor, cuz when 'the attack' comes we can get out the window with the rope. I think I have an alternate use for that rope. Ok, hey well I am having a great day otherwise! Looking forward to getting some Nookie tomorrow night! wheeeze it's really quite funny...hope some of you are laughing   Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-12-03, 10:01 AM (EST) 10. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" ROTFLMAO! Meatballs for a traffic jam! Ha Ha! At least she cooks. Remember the grandma from 16 candles who smoked while cooking breakfast and opening the donuts??? That is my mom! Wheezy your story reminded me of a comic, the Asian girl, Choo, I forget her first name. I saw her the other night on CC and she did this whole routine where her mom leaves a 5 minute message!LOL too funny!   Top

Red Lady 2010 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-12-03, 02:26 PM (EST) 43. "Margaret Cho" Jen...I think you are referrng to none other than Margaret Cho! She has the classic "Asian Mother"...totally funny to listen to her talk about her mother! *hee hee* Wheezy...what can I say, but Good Luck! Think of all the craft projects you and the kids could work on with those meatballs while Mr. Wheezy is driving! You could string the meatballs together and make some lovely jewelry! Later the meatballs can be shellacked, and presented back to your mother as a lovely gift from your trip! Nothing says "I love you" better than a string of shellacked meatballs! *smooch*   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:02 AM (EST) 11. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" OMH Wheezy I have tears coming out of my eyes! That's so funny. She sounds a little like my mom. Meatballs? LMAO! Just the snack you want on a road trip. Remember Wheezy ... DO NOT GIVE YOUR MOM MY TELEPHONE NUMBER!!!!! *34 hours to go*   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 11:44 AM (EST) 26. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Hey...meatballs would make a nice hostess gift! wheeeze   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 11:52 AM (EST) 29. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Yup, they'll go nicely with the Spam appetizers and they'll be all thawed out by the time you get here If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 11:08 AM (EST) 21. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" LOL...methinks dear ol' Mom needs a hobby... (c) 2002 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved. (c) 2002 Kingsladye Originals, Inc. All rights reserved. - Royal Liaison to Illicit Activities, SB Video Historian   Top

Rosewood 479 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 03-12-03, 11:38 AM (EST) 24. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" LOL. Poor Wheez. I was going to whine and participate in the mother exchange, but this crushing guilt keeps me from doing it. I keep hearing my mom, saying "What if I die tomorrow? What then,huh? Then you'll be regretting all those nasty things you said about me, and it will eat you up inside for the rest of your life!". So I'm just not going there. ---Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-12-03, 11:51 AM (EST) 28. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" So Wheeze, ever seen Everybody Loves Raymond? Maybe you should have your own show Everybody Loves Wheezy. "Psssh. France. Any country whose national identity is a dog with a hairstyle doesn't impress Bucky Katt."   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 11:54 AM (EST) 30. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Bucky! Raymond's mother is a LOT like my mother. In fact, my mother is a cross between Raymond's mother and The mom in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. >>Maybe you should have your own show Everybody Loves Wheezy. So, does that mean that Bucky loves Wheezy? Just askin'. Don't worry it won't hurt my feelings if you don't...*wipes tear* wheeeze   Top

Bucky Katt 3146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-12-03, 12:02 PM (EST) 32. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" So, does that mean that Bucky loves Wheezy? Of course! Cats always love hamsters - they make great snacks. "Psssh. France. Any country whose national identity is a dog with a hairstyle doesn't impress Bucky Katt."   Top

minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-12-03, 11:56 AM (EST) 31. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Oh Wheezy, your mother reminds me of my Dad. He packs rope in his suitcase every time my parents go out of town, just in case they need it to escape a burning hotel. At least that's what they told me it was for.   Top

wendyp 2081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-12-03, 12:04 PM (EST) 34. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Well atleast she gave you your snacks in a Tupperware bowl! She cares to give you the very best..air tight, liquid tight and guaranteed! Just take the meatballs out and leave them at Nookies and put in some cookies or chips for the rest of the drive. All moms drive us crazy from time to time. I send the kids over to stay with my mom so they know what they are getting in 30 years! Loves mom, but understands where Wheeezy is coming from.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 12:13 PM (EST) 36. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Why do I get the sudden feeling that Wheezy's going to drive by my house slowly, chuck her Mom and meatballs onto the sidewalk and then speed off? *hope her Mom likes Survivor and Spam*   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 12:23 PM (EST) 37. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" LOL! Wow Wheezy next time they are looking for families for "My Life is a Sitcom" you MUST apply!! Remember Kramer cooking on the engine block? Just a thought Have a great trip!!   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 12:56 PM (EST) 38. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Hey Wheezy! Is your mother related to the Grandma who gives the flea market finds for gifts? A Silverchild original, 2002   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 01:11 PM (EST) 40. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Oh great ... guess what kind of hostess gift I'll be getting LOL If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 01:33 PM (EST) 41. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Sadly, no. The flea market lady is my DH's grandmother. We have it coming at us from all angles here. I haven't even STARTED on DH's mom, who hasn't left the house in 12 years, sleeps all day and does puzzles all night and is the Biggest DAW of all time, and I don't mean that in a good way. But she is a thread for a different day. wheeeze   Top

Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:06 AM (EST) 12. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Sorry, keeping my mom, but you can have all the $3 sweaters she buys me. (Actually, when I returned them, they were $3.50 a piece. Woo Hoo!) Or, in the alternative, you can have ALL 4 of my in-laws. Oh, what happened to the days when miserable couples stayed together and subjected us marrieds with only one set of in-laws each? *sigh*   Top

samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:07 AM (EST) 13. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" We could exchange mothers, but I'm not sure either of us would be able to tell an appreciable difference between the two. Maybe we should get them together to go bowling   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:15 AM (EST) 15. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" >Maybe we should get them together to go bowling It's a good idea but it might mess up her boo-fant! Plus I'm sure the smoke would give her asthma. wheeeze   Top

samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:21 AM (EST) 16. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Well, that plus my mother would feel obligated to attempt to convert everyone in the alley. "Oh, I see you knocked down all ten pins...you know, coincidentally, there are Ten Commandments that Our Lord God handed down to Moses. Let me tell you about them." This is my mother's version of small talk with complete strangers. And she wonders why I don't bring anyone home to meet the parents   Top

blacknwhitedog 6532 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:15 AM (EST) 14. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" You may not have my mom. She does occassionally drive me crazy. That's why I moved an hour away from her. Our relationship is so much better now. You can however have my MIL and FIL both (2 for 1 deal). Since their divorce they drive us absolutely nuts! LOL about the meatballs. Reminds me of the part in The Wedding Singer when Adam Sandler gets paid in meatballs for giving the old lady singing lessons, and she puts the meatballs right in his hand. blacknwhitedog It's just a show, I should really just relax...mst3k   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:37 AM (EST) 17. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" I've heard there are places where meatballs are considered valuable currancy. *Waves at True* I lied   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 10:42 AM (EST) 18. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" >*Waves at True* I lied > What? You're not washing your hair? LOL! Hey Wheezy, so thats where you got the cheezymeatball name from, huh? ROTFL@Meatball Mama! If she does housework, I'll take her! Buahahaha! "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly" - Mr. Krabs   Top

tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 03-12-03, 10:51 AM (EST) 19. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Can have mine if you want someone who: - is always having some sort of mysterious health problem after another - whines about never having enough money to redo her kitchen or put down new carpeting but can still manage to go to Europe every year - commented on how we would be lucky if our marriage survived our own kitchen remodelling (nice thing to say to newlyweds, eh?) - wrote in her Xmas newletter (to all family and friends) that she hears that her "daughter's marriage is still intact" Ack! sorry to have ranted in your rant, Wheezy....I couldn't help myself   Top

Meemo 3519 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-12-03, 11:03 AM (EST) 20. "Here's an idea...." So we get this huge Cruise ship. We call it "The Mother Ship", and offer all mothers and MIL's a free cruise. We then stage a "Gilligan's Island" type storm, that strands all of the Mothers and MILs on a deserted island. I think it would work... don't you? Half man, half amazing, all DAW   Top

mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 11:11 AM (EST) 22. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" If you had asked me 3 years ago...you could have had my mother and I would have even paid for the shipping. Now, no way. I'm not sure but I think we both finally grew up. I wouldn't trade her for the world. --wouldn't give up anyone in her family right now but asks people to check back in a month in case they're up for grabs again   Top

snoocharoo 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 03-12-03, 11:33 AM (EST) 23. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" My mom is uber-cool, I love her and would NEVER trade her. I believe I may have told you all about my mother. My father always says about us girls "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree". 1. My mother is a crazy hillbilly from Ohio with 8 children, she had my oldest brother Patrick at age 16. My father is 12 years older than my mother...*dad is a cradle robber* 2. My mother is a machinist by trade. Somehow with 8 kids she managed to go to college and get a degree in metallurgy and machining. She was the first woman machinist ever hired by General Electric (1976). She has been employed by GE for 27 years. My father has been with GE for 40 years in August. 40 fvckin YEARS at the same job... 3. My mother raises and breeds tropical birds. We have had a menagerie of pets. Dogs, cats, fish, frogs, ducks, turtles, tarantulas, snakes, chameleons...pretty much everything. 4. My mother sells sexual aids part time and for this reason I avoid discussing my marital issues with mom. She'll just suggest some vibrator to make life happy again. 5. My mother just quit smoking after 40 tears of ciggs. She quit cold turkey and I am so proud of her. 6. I cannot recall my mother ever making a meal. If it doesn't come in a box, can or frozen my mom can't cook it. Even on Holidays we would either ORDER OUT or go to my Grammy's. 7. Last year my mother met the President. She is the union steward for her shop and was invited to speak to congress about shiping American jobs overseas. She was on the news and in the paper. She said that Dubya is very, very, very handsome and intelligent in person. He comes across as genuine and caring but is still a jerk for not trying to keep jobs in the US. 8. My mother parties like there is no tommorrow. She drinks shots, sings karaoke, dances like a fool, drives recklessly, spends money like water. 9. My mother is a breast cancer survivor and a life survivor. So Wheeze...you can't have my mom, you can borrow her or be adopted by her. She has collected about 30 children over the years who claim her as their 2nd mom. However I can give you a GREAT deal on my MIL as long as you take Joe too... "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, there are so many other reasons"   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 12:02 PM (EST) 33. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" >My father has been with GE for 40 years in August. >40 fvckin YEARS at the same job... Oh.My.Heck. I worked for GE for 3 years and that was 2 1/2 years too long, even if it gave me a lot of good skills and paid the bills. I was about to ask you if your father worked at the Stamford, CT, head office but of course, you're from Ohio. Stamford is one of the places where the big kahunas go in GE (the other being the big office in Eden Prairie, MN). "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."   Top

snoocharoo 1 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 03-12-03, 01:33 PM (EST) 42. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Actually Pepe, my dad is one of the big kahuna's at GE. He was the Chief Electrical Engineer for the Lighting Group at Nela Park in Cleveland. My dad helps to design the christmas trees in Times Square and at the WhiteHouse...ya know important stuff like that "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, there are so many other reasons"   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 12:12 PM (EST) 35. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" Snooch, I don't know why I find this ironic, but your mom is a machinist, but she can't cook? I love it that she is an animal lover. A Silverchild original, 2002   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-03, 01:06 PM (EST) 39. "For Snooch & Wheezy..." Wow Snooch ~ you almost made me cry reading that. The love and pride that you feel for your Mom jumped right off the screen and tugged on my heart strings. Your Mom sounds like an amazing woman and I bet she's a blast to hang out with in person. We're always looking for a good machinist where I work. Sure wish she'd come up here and straighten out the fools I have to deal with. Wheezy honey ~ here's the deal. How about you check in on my Mom & Dad while you're down there in Florida, and get them back safely to the Canadian border at the end of the month. In return, you can give your Mom my phone number so she can call me while you're away. My phone is always busy anyways because of me being on the internet. Tell her that if it's busy just keep on trying. Have a safe trip, get some Nookie, and have a couple foo foo drinks for me!   Top

sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 03-12-03, 11:44 AM (EST) 27. "RE: The Great Mother Exchange" i don't think satan himself could tolerate my ex-MIL. that woman is a piece of work. real bad work.   Top

ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-13-03, 01:23 AM (EST) 44. "How old is she? and Does she have nice hair?" Hey if she is not over 55 and has nice hair I will take her off your hands for a while. ;) "I know I don't know you and you probably are not what you seem. But I would sure like to find out so why don't you climb down off that movie screen"   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-03, 06:27 AM (EST) 45. "Quick... Take her to the hair dresser's!" ... ask for the fluffiest style they got!   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-13-03, 08:17 PM (EST) 46. "RE:May be T.M.I." Just some general whining..... As some of you know, my grandma is staying with us to get over the flu. For 2 weeks now, my life has been disrupted. 1) She has my television, but doesn't watch the dern thing. I have been out of the television programming sync since. *sigh* My mother has tried to be accomodating but we are just too diverse in our viewing habits. 2) Anyone that knows me, knows that I usually wear a hat (at least until I get to where I'm going). I've already scoped out my new hats for spring/summer *hintJVheehee*. My grandma thought it was important to remind me that I needed to wear a hat today before I left. It was really hard not to laugh as my mother rolled her eyes from the corner of the room. 3) With my grandma, we discuss the same things every day. a)Weather--how cold is it and how windy is it. b)B.M.<-----everyday this is a topic of conversation that I don't want to indulge in. I'm about to start slipping Metamucil into her water. c) What time I have to go to work. I know what time I have to go. It doesn't take me more than 5 minutes to put my clothes on and pull my hair up, and it only takes 5 minutes to get to work. d)Dog Food. She always wants to know if I've fed my dog. Maybe she thinks Gypsy will snack on her (which my baby would never do). 4) My grandma takes great pleasure in "ratting people out". *heehee* My mother broke a handle on one of my dad's new pots. My grandma made sure she told my dad that mom did it. 5) I always dress conservatively for work. My boss is a minister so I maintain modesty in my dress. Last Saturday, I wore red velvet to work. My grandma didn't believe that I was going to work in that outfit. The look on her face when my mother explained that I dress much sluttier when I'm going dancing was priceless. *lol* 6) The women in my family are curvy. So, we enjoyed hearing my grandma's theory on how my mom got so fat. (Now, my mother is really not fat and my grandma is heavy. She has no room to point fingers. *laughs*) 7) If my grandma thinks no one is around, she gets around just fine. But, as soon as an audience appears--*DAW* she experiences hot flashes, trembly spells, and her stomach is all nervous. *heehee* I love to hear her on the phone describing how she doesn't think she's gonna get better. 8) My grandma still does not know about my fiance. I keep waiting and waiting to see if my dad will spill the beans. He hasn't so far. Ohhh the shock my hillbilly grandma is in for. *evil laugh* Now, I love my grandma. I always have. But, I am sooooo glad that I don't live with her all the time. Seeing as how I'm the old maiden aunt who's fast approaching 30. *heehee* *who tries to deny her hillbilly roots*   Top

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