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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-15-11, 12:52 PM (EST) "Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" In Massachusetts. Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request. Sal’s service date at Suffolk Superior Court is set for March 23. Anna said that if the issue isn’t cleared up by then, she will simply have to bring the cat to court. http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO133130/   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... Estee 01-15-11 1  RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... Colonel Zoidberg 01-15-11 2    RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... Estee 01-15-11 3  RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... kingfish 01-15-11 4  RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... Silvergirl1 01-16-11 5    Actually, younger cats serve better kingfish 01-16-11 6        RE: Actually, younger cats serve be... byoffer 01-17-11 7            RE: Actually, younger cats serve be... frisky 01-18-11 8                RE: Actually, younger cats serve be... Molaholic 01-18-11 9  RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... emydi 01-18-11 10  Yes, it will IceCat 01-18-11 11    RE: Yes, it will Molaholic 01-19-11 12        ... and don't forget to IceCat 01-19-11 13            RE: ... and don't forget to arkiegrl 01-19-11 14                RE: ... and don't forget to frisky 01-19-11 18            RE: ... and don't forget to Molaholic 01-19-11 15                RE: ... and don't forget to Snidget 01-19-11 16                    RE: ... and don't forget to Molaholic 01-19-11 17                        RE: ... and don't forget to Snidget 01-19-11 19                            Yes, please play with my IceCat 01-19-11 20                                May I suggest kingfish 01-19-11 21                                RE: Yes, please play with my Snidget 01-19-11 22                                    Ok. Karchita 01-20-11 23                                        Obviously Molaholic 01-20-11 27  RE: Being a cat will not get you ou... Silvergirl1 01-20-11 24    Maybe a retrospective story IceCat 01-20-11 25        RE: Maybe a retrospective story kingfish 01-20-11 26

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-15-11, 01:09 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" *waits on AyaK's ruling*   Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3662 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 01-15-11, 01:41 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" So...does bringing catnip qualify as a bribe? If so...wait for the news article when they summon Rocco.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-15-11, 01:47 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" In all the scenarios I had with Rocco being summoned to court, he wasn't on the jury. He was the defendant. Also, you were usually dead. Or horribly maimed.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-15-11, 07:38 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" Being a fish will. Something about the Statute of Slime-ness, I think. "Your Honor, today I just can't do this. I got the ick."   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-16-11, 01:34 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" Oh, come on! I'll bet Sal is not even old enough to serve! Mermaid in the Drink, Silvergirl original 2011 "I have no illusions about my goodliness or lack there of." - qwertypie, 01-04-11   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-16-11, 07:23 PM (EST) 6. "Actually, younger cats serve better" (cat picture channeling Starshine and Snidget)   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-17-11, 04:19 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Actually, younger cats serve better" *snort* And you'll take any excuse to post a picture of Maria, won't you?   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-18-11, 10:58 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Actually, younger cats serve better" LAST EDITED ON 01-18-11 AT 10:58 AM (EST) How dare you snort that?! *WHACQUE* Perpetual *headbutt* compliments of Rolly. *madly scribbling notes in anticipation of next jury duty letter*   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-18-11, 11:04 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Actually, younger cats serve better" How dare you snort that?! What else would you expect from food?   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-18-11, 11:06 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" I'd rather have a cat than some people I've seen/heard on jury panels...   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-18-11, 02:34 PM (EST) 11. "Yes, it will" You just have to wear your cat suit to court on the first day and perform an extensive feline ablution ritual whilst sitting in the jury box. Just remember to limber up with a good warm-up and stretch first.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 11:36 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Yes, it will" You just have to wear your cat suit to court on the first day and perform an extensive feline ablution ritual whilst sitting in the jury box. Of course, when you're finished, be sure to give the judge a genuine cat hello.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 01:16 PM (EST) 13. "... and don't forget to" ... wink coquettishly.   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 01:33 PM (EST) 14. "RE: ... and don't forget to" I am once again impressed by your abilities, but on the other hand, that's just gross. A winking rectum? Ewww!   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 08:24 PM (EST) 18. "RE: ... and don't forget to" I have to say...I kinda like it. Perpetual *headbutt* compliments of Rolly.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 02:21 PM (EST) 15. "RE: ... and don't forget to" LAST EDITED ON 01-19-11 AT 02:23 PM (EST) OMG! That is amazing. I definitely needed that chuckle guffaw. That image begs to become a siggie... please, please somebody help!   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 07:34 PM (EST) 16. "RE: ... and don't forget to" You want the winking sphincter as one of your O's don't you?   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 07:47 PM (EST) 17. "RE: ... and don't forget to" I like that idea... If you're taking an order, the phrase "winking coquettishly since 2011" should be included   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 08:42 PM (EST) 19. "RE: ... and don't forget to" Well only if Icey says it is OK for me to play with his handiwork.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 09:38 PM (EST) 20. "Yes, please play with my" ... winking sphincter.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 09:49 PM (EST) 21. "May I suggest " ...a bouncing winker? With pupil and lashes? Let's go for a total Arkie gross-out?   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-19-11, 10:09 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Yes, please play with my" LAST EDITED ON 01-19-11 AT 10:30 PM (EST) Is that legal where you are? It may take until the weekend to have time, got a bunch of stuff to do, as well as the twitching from AI auditions will need a day or two to settle.   Top

Karchita 4483 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 01-20-11, 01:28 AM (EST) 23. "Ok. " Now I am really sorry I finally opened this thread.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-20-11, 02:47 PM (EST) 27. "Obviously" this is just another "Anus Winkimus" for us to deal with. with apologies to Her Britannic Majesty and all her loyal subjects herein.   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-20-11, 01:51 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Being a cat will not get you out of jury duty" From CBS New website: Jan. 19, 2011 Jury Duty Cat: Why a Viral Story Is a Media Fail http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/19/national/main7261530.shtml I think peeps forgot it's 2011 when they saw the date, and ran the story. I know I keep forgetting it's not 2010 anymore. I really want to know what happened to Sal, though, when he was supposed to show up for jury duty. Mermaid in the Drink, Silvergirl original 2011 "I have no illusions about my goodliness or lack there of." - qwertypie, 01-04-11   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-20-11, 02:49 AM (EST) 25. "Maybe a retrospective story" ... would work - a 'Where's Sal Now?' type piece if you will. You could always freshen it up with a little with the winking sphincter angle.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-20-11, 10:17 AM (EST) 26. "RE: Maybe a retrospective story" I'm thinking maybe a mystery... "The Case Of the Winking Sphincter" {Unfortunately I had to steal that title, but that's a case for another day) Yeah, it was an ordinary day in the alley. Just like any other, and I was prowling about as usual. Checking the garbage heaps in my territory, peeing in shoes, and occasionally growling at other Toms that looked at me funny. Until I turned the corner behind the meat market and saw, walking away from me, the most remarkable thing... . . . KingCatFish, Private Eye   Top

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