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Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings
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11-22-02, 11:38 AM (EST)
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"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc."
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their's in mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting them - From Rudolph to Blitzen - Santa's reindeer had to be girls.

We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!

(I know; I know - you're supposed to wait until after Thanksgiving to start on Christmas, but this was just too funny.)


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc. Schnookie Palookie 11-22-02 1
 RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc. jkokoj 11-22-02 2
 RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc. Ronnet 11-22-02 3
 RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc. L82LIFE 11-22-02 4
 RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc. smiley 11-22-02 5

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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11-22-02, 11:39 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc."
LOL. My brother sent me that yesterday and had me cracking up.

"Only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost" hehehehehehe


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jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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11-22-02, 12:16 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc."
OMH I am lauphing out loud at work. I could get in trouble now swami!!!LOL


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11-22-02, 12:46 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc."
OMH!

Too funny!



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11-22-02, 01:37 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc."
Bwwwwaaaaahahaha Swami! Ya think Santa has to stop to ask for directions?


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11-22-02, 01:46 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, etc."
Yeh that would be right LOL

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