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jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-02, 05:13 PM (EST)
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"MICHIGAN JOKES"
LAST EDITED ON 11-21-02 AT 05:15 PM (EST)

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too.

Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.

A little girl named Janet has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Michigan fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Ohio State Buckeye Fan" the girl said!

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Janet why she is an Ohio State Fan?.

"Well, my Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan too" she responds.

The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Michigan fan."

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES SherpaDave 11-21-02 1
   RE: MICHIGAN JOKES jkokoj 11-21-02 2
 Here is another... jkokoj 11-21-02 3
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES fivestarwheezy 11-21-02 4
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES MandyM 11-21-02 5
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES Ronnet 11-21-02 6
   Hey Roni! true 11-21-02 7
       Hey true! Ronnet 11-21-02 8
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES RudyRules 11-21-02 9
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES Breezy 11-22-02 10
 RE: MICHIGAN JOKES Esbea 11-22-02 11
 Hey! AyaK 11-22-02 12

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SherpaDave 8326 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-02, 05:15 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
Psssst. We can't see files that are on your local computer.

Oh, wait. Are you from Michigan? Cuz then I get it.


Criminals From the Neck Up

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jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-02, 05:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
LOL can you see the jokes now?


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jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-02, 05:31 PM (EST)
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3. "Here is another..."
After Michigan coach Bo Schembechler passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bo a little 2-bedroom house with a faded UM banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God exclaims. Bo looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Ohio State
flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge scarlet and gray OSU banner hanging between the marble columns. "Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. I get this little 2 bedroom house with a faded Michigan banner, and Woody Hayes gets a mansion with new OSU banners and
flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Woody's house, that's mine!!!!!"

GO BUCKS!!!


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11-21-02, 06:31 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
Neener, Neener, Neener.





Wheeeeeez

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MandyM 2112 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-02, 06:36 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
These are cute jkokoj! Thanks for the giggles!


MM "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi

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11-21-02, 06:38 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
silly jkokoj!

*giggling*


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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-02, 06:48 PM (EST)
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7. "Hey Roni!"

Look who I found! Poor thing was lost and headed toward the Boot Camp forum. *shudder* I took her out for icecream, and she's ready to hyp-no-tize us again!


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11-21-02, 06:53 PM (EST)
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8. "Hey true!"
Thanks true!

But after she was trashed on recently, I decided she needs some R&R so I sent her to camp. She looks like she is staying in shape but please make sure she doesn't eat too much ice cream.

Thanks again!


*big hug*



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11-21-02, 11:24 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
The lion family is in court as mother lion and daddy lion are getting a divorce.
The judge asks the baby lion if he wants to live with his mother.
The baby lion says, "no, my mom beats me."
The judge says, "well you can live with your father then." "No, responds baby lion, "he beats me too!"
Well, the judge thinks for a moment then says, "I know, you can go live with the Detroit Lions, they don't beat anyone!"


"Them people had to be pretty dumb to make their camp in a riverbed." - Rudy Boesch

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11-22-02, 10:08 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
Da Creation of Da UP
YOOPER CREATION STORY

In the beginning dere was nuttin.
Den on da first day God created da Upper Peninsula.
On da second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, and da ducks.
On da third day He said let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula.
On da fourth day He created da udder world down below.
On da fifth day He said "Let dere be trolls to live in da world down below."
On da sixth day he created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to get to heaven.
God saw it was good and on da seventh day He went huntin.

***** *****
HOLY WA, DAT'S NOT DE END, DONCHA KNOW?!?!?
***** *****
OTHER FUN THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT THE U.P....

- One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
- People who have say "I have half a mind to go to the U.P." have all the
right equipment.
- Nearly 30% of residents in Schoolcraft County in the U.P. are graduates
of the sixth grade.
- If you fly a straight line from Sault Ste. Marie to Ironwood, you'll
see a lot of trees.
- Dollar Bay in the U.P. was named after the annual salary in the area.
- The U.P. is the supplier of mosquitos to the free world.
- There are two seasons in the U.P. -- Swat and Shovel.
- People in the U.P. wear boots because they are in style - not because
there is snow on the ground.
- Michigan's U.P. was never considered as a site for the state capital;
however, it does have a town named Ralph.

And remember... "Say ya to da U.P., 'eh?"


Holy Wah!!! Lordy I'm told I get my accent back as soon as I start across the bridge.

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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings
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11-22-02, 02:07 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: MICHIGAN JOKES"
Whats 15 ft long and has 3 teeth?

The check out line at the Ann Arbor Big Lots


"I prefer the wicked to the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest."

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11-22-02, 07:16 PM (EST)
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12. "Hey!"
I've lived in Columbus. I've lived not far from Ann Arbor. I think the "Big Lots" joke applies more to Columbus.

Now, if we really want to talk about a Michigan joke ... Ed Martin and Chris Webber!

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