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"A Dead Weiner"
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"A Dead Weiner"
R.I.P.

To steal a friend's comment: "Why aren't the media covering this death 24/7? More people have eaten bologna than heard Thriller?"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/08/oscar-mayer-dead_n_227932.html

Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

Mayer's wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday age at Hospice Care in Fitchburg.

He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965.

Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: A Dead Weiner Estee 07-09-09 1
 RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-09-09 2
   RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-09-09 3
       RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-09-09 7
           RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-09-09 14
 RE: A Dead Weiner greenmonstah 07-09-09 4
   RE: A Dead Weiner Estee 07-09-09 5
       RE: A Dead Weiner greenmonstah 07-09-09 8
           RE: A Dead Weiner greenmonstah 07-09-09 9
               RE: A Dead Weiner mrc 07-09-09 13
                   RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-09-09 16
                       Answers for Kingweiner suzzee 07-11-09 33
 RE: A Dead Weiner byoffer 07-09-09 6
   RE: A Dead Weiner AyaK 07-09-09 10
       RE: A Dead Weiner Ahtumbreez 07-11-09 29
           RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-11-09 30
               RE: A Dead Weiner Ahtumbreez 07-11-09 32
                   RE: A Dead Weiner Breezy 07-13-09 37
               RE: A Dead Weiner suzzee 07-11-09 34
                   RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-11-09 35
 RE: A Dead Weiner dabo 07-09-09 11
 RE: A Dead Weiner Molaholic 07-09-09 12
   RE: A Dead Weiner dabo 07-09-09 15
       RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-10-09 17
           RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-10-09 18
               RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-10-09 19
                   RE: A Dead Weiner dabo 07-10-09 20
                       RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-10-09 24
                           This deserves a 9.9 kingfish 07-11-09 31
                   RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-10-09 21
                       Wiener, not weiner AyaK 07-10-09 22
                           RE: Wiener, not weiner foonermints 07-10-09 23
                           RE: Wiener, not weiner PepeLePew13 07-13-09 38
                               RE: Wiener, not weiner AyaK 07-13-09 42
 Bad joke below moonbaby 07-10-09 25
   RE: Bad joke below foonermints 07-10-09 26
       RE: Bad joke below dabo 07-11-09 27
   It's not dead... it's pinin' IceCat 07-11-09 28
 RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-13-09 36
   RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-13-09 39
       RE: A Dead Weiner foonermints 07-13-09 40
           RE: A Dead Weiner kingfish 07-13-09 41

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-09, 12:59 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
He ate his own products and he made it to 95?

Behold the power of preservatives.

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07-09-09, 01:08 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
LAST EDITED ON 07-09-09 AT 01:09 PM (EST)

RIP Oscar Mayer.

So, who gets the weiner-mobile?


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07-09-09, 01:27 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
LAST EDITED ON 07-10-09 AT 11:59 AM (EST)

You do.. wait for the edit

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-09, 01:56 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
I hope we're talking about different mobile weiners.
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07-09-09, 02:45 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Did I say wait? I wonders and am decimated at this tipe of intolaramation. {/rap}

Besides, I'm busy with finish stucco work on our box today. Then it's paint. Then it's buy a new car. Then it's God-Knows-What.
Men never rest easy.

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07-09-09, 01:28 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
It would be deliciously ironic if they used his ground up body parts in their products.


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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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07-09-09, 01:36 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
No can do. FDA regulations allow no more than 2% dead CEO by weight.

'Deliciously' never applies here.

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07-09-09, 02:08 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Ah well. Another public funeral it is then.

Instead of flowers, I think they should have condiments.


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07-09-09, 02:15 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
A nice bun shaped coffin.




I know. I am the wurst brat.

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07-09-09, 02:42 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
You're showing your age with that sausy comment.

A Slice of Manga

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07-09-09, 02:57 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
LAST EDITED ON 07-09-09 AT 03:27 PM (EST)

Before we can close this case-ing, we need a few answers...

Was he of German extraction? And did he have a negative attitude?
Was he a sauerkraut?

Did he murder the maid in the salon with a pipe wrench?
Was he Col. Mustard?

Was he falling behind when he died?
Or did he finally Ketchup?

Op-onions differ as to the cause of death, even after a through grilling of the suspects.


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07-11-09, 01:02 PM (EST)
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33. "Answers for Kingweiner"
He was of German extrusion. I think he would relish the sauerkraut comparison.

Mmmmm, the maid in the salon....interesting case-ing indeed.

He was Col. Mustard by day and by night Captain Ketchup.

mmmmmm grilling......


Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008

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07-09-09, 01:45 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Dead weiner = limp bizkit?

Sorry, wrong band.
I would rather get the choir going. C'mon, you all know the words...
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
I like to eat it every day, and when I do I always say,
Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A

RIP


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07-09-09, 02:25 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.

Oscar Mayer wieners: made with real Soylent Green.

Soylent Green: recycling America, one person at a time.

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07-11-09, 11:43 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
RIP Oscar - but you didn't have the best jingle for a weiner - that goes to Armor:

"Hot dogs
Armor hot dogs
What kind of kids eat Armor hotdogs?
FAT kids
SKINNY kids
Kids that climb on rocks
TOUGH kids
SISSY kids


even KIDS with CHICKEN POX........"

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07-11-09, 12:30 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
»even KIDS with CHICKEN POX........" «

"Armour Hot Dogs: Possible Carrier of The H51N Virus?"
/New Oscar Meyer advertising campaign.

I'm not falling for that spelling trick again, either.

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07-11-09, 12:38 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
In Armor's world it's carried by giraffe's.

Beware of the next pandemic - Giraffe flu!

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07-13-09, 09:01 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
GIRAFFFFFEEEEEEE, FREEEEEEEEEENCHHHHHHHHHHH FRIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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07-11-09, 01:04 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
That would be the same ad firm that came up with Burger King's rapping SpongeBob commercials.


Fear and Loathing Tribe style 2008

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07-11-09, 01:42 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
You really had to remind me of that horror, didn't you?

Hey! They could be sponsors for Great American Road Trip.
*watches to see if trap works*

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07-09-09, 02:38 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Rest in peace, Oscar.
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07-09-09, 02:39 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Of course, they will have to use a chorus of Oscar Meyer Weiner Whistles to play taps.

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07-09-09, 02:48 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
and a weinerhearse of course

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07-10-09, 12:08 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
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07-10-09, 01:40 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Cool.

Glad I showed such patience.


a right handed weiner.

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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07-10-09, 01:40 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: A Dead Weiner"

And a left handed weiner.

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07-10-09, 02:14 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Now do the backfire.
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07-10-09, 06:35 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Spelling Backfire!


WienerParade

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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07-11-09, 12:34 PM (EST)
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31. "This deserves a 9.9"
LAST EDITED ON 07-11-09 AT 12:39 PM (EST)

The sig that is. But as a mis-post, I deserve a 0.01.

(reposted in appropriate place.)

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07-10-09, 03:56 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
A Weiner Runs Through It.

Some threads just deserve weiners!

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07-10-09, 06:04 PM (EST)
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22. "Wiener, not weiner"
Don't any of you speak German?

Vienna, in German, is Wien.

Vienna-style food is "wiener", as in "wiener schnitzel".

The origin of the hot dog in in dispute. Americans and Germans tend to think of it as Viennese, thus a "wiener". Viennese say that it is from Frankfurt, Germany, which is why it is called a "frankfurter" there. But either way, it is not a "weiner" (pronounced "whiner", which makes it sound like it's one of Obama's followers).

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07-10-09, 06:08 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Wiener, not weiner"
»(pronounced "whiner", which makes it sound like it's one of Obama's followers). «

I go with the Zeitgeist.

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07-13-09, 09:20 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Wiener, not weiner"
LAST EDITED ON 07-13-09 AT 09:22 AM (EST)

Don't know if you guys get this south of the border, but it's one of the best-selling hotdog brands up here and it's from a German-named company. That's how I learned to spell it as "wiener" instead of "weiner". It was right in my face every time I snuck out to the refrigerator as a kid to scarf down a raw hot dog for a snack.

(Plus, of course, there's the "i before e except after c" rule that applies here. Ironically, though, Schneiders doesn't follow the English rule of i before e except after c.)

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07-13-09, 06:16 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Wiener, not weiner"
The "i before e except after c" rule was designed only for when the "ie" is pronounced like "ee": Thus, there are lots of words to which this rule doesn't apply: neighbor, weight, vein, height, ancient, science, as well as Schneider.

And it doesn't even always hold true when "ie" is pronounced as "ee". Seize the weirdness!

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07-10-09, 07:15 PM (EST)
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25. "Bad joke below"
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07-10-09, 07:27 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Bad joke below"
I don't get it.
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07-11-09, 00:06 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Bad joke below"
think condom
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07-11-09, 00:20 AM (EST)
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28. "It's not dead... it's pinin'"
... for the fjords.

As yes, the Norwegian Bluetooth. Luverly plumage.

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07-13-09, 01:58 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
*looks down*
At the moment, it seems quite fitting.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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07-13-09, 11:01 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Obviously you must be "looking down" at a grill on which are cooking all your weiners, and your wieners. Just not, hopefully, your weener.

But if your weener is on the grill, you can be forgiven your whining.

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07-13-09, 11:31 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
Not at all. It's just that last night I bumped this post to sit on top of the "OswaldCan'tPee" troll.
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07-13-09, 02:21 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: A Dead Weiner"
LAST EDITED ON 07-13-09 AT 02:21 PM (EST)

Clever.

Still, "don't grill your Weener" is advice to live by.

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