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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-28-07, 11:35 AM (EST) "Thursday Fun" LAST EDITED ON 06-28-07 AT 11:50 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 06-28-07 AT 11:47 AM (EST) Hey Dan, it may be your turn for a good Thursday joke, but I have too many to save them up. Course this one may turn into a gun control issue but the joke is funny! DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE! George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" Agman crawled all over me! E: I hate typos!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Thursday Fun maroonclowns mom 06-28-07 1  RE: Thursday Fun Magnolia_Rocker 06-28-07 2    RE: Thursday Fun jbug 06-28-07 3

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maroonclowns mom 1102 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 06-28-07, 12:11 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Thursday Fun" Right On!!   Top

Magnolia_Rocker 2139 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-28-07, 12:53 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Thursday Fun" LOL! Love it! Staying on the gun track.....I received this in an email today. Don't know if its true but its a great come back if it is. *************************************************************** THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER! Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you are not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines! *************************************************************** A Sharnina Creation   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-28-07, 02:09 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Thursday Fun" I just lvoe stories like that! Sliced Strait From the Heart   Top

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