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"Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..."
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 12:07 PM (EST)
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"Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..." |
...so what can the media possibly cover that'll keep us from thinking about real news now? (The answer is not 'Kimmah's hair'. They're saving that for the day Jessica Alba becomes a nun.) And all those poor paparazzi, with no one left but Britney to cover... whatever will become of them?Well, maybe if we're very, very lucky, they'll die. Reported pay rate for a picture of Paris in prison: $500,000. The jail is trying to keep people from smuggling cameras in, but I'm predicting one very rich ex-guard before this is over.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 02:00 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..." |
Where is Betty Buckley? And who is Jessica Alba?To wit, and I am never really sure how and when to use that phrase- Jon Miller and Joe Morgan would.not.shut.up about the paparazzi and A-Rod last night. They carried on for three innings. If I wanted to hear chit chat I would watch the freakin View. In some way, these two guys suck more than Tim McCarver. Plus, Jon Miller looks like Benjamin Franklin. This here in concludes my OT posting today. BRING BACK BETTY BUCKLEY!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 02:14 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..." |
I'd rather have A-Rod's idea of a tip than Pacman Jones'. Relax, willya? The lead is insurmountable (unlike, apparently, A-Rod), your own sports coverage still royally svcks, at least for print -- Boston: if you don't have an agenda, you don't have a column -- and by the way, didn't you know that no one currently in the major leagues could have played for the Big Red Machine? Pay attention!
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 01:56 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Let's talk baseball" |
Please do not tell me that mattben is an homage to Ben Affleck and Matt Damon cause if it is, I am going to vomit wicked hahd on my keyboard.I am afraid to click on that link. Any volunteers?
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 02:21 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Let's talk baseball" |
I braved the link. It's a baseball manager making a complete idiot out of himself over a bad call. Nice example to set for the kiddies.Sheesh, and the adults in this country question why kids seem to be such ill-mannered dolts?
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 02:42 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Let's talk baseball" |
MSM just can't seem to stay away from this sort of stuff. In fact, on the news here, that clip went along with a story about little league, AYSO, coaches etc. who go "over the top." I pointed out the irony of the Paris coverage and this baseball story to Ra the other night; She's trying desperately to get out of a drunk driving charge, just as Graduation looms which requires the "dont drive drunk" stuff to be all over the news too. Guess the message was "dont drive drunk unless you're rich enough to appeal to the Govenator and the media to go soft on you." So along that line, I suppose the message with this baseball manager is "don't yell and scream like a two year old at baseball games unless you are a manager of a PROFESSIONAL team, and can get some air time out of it.
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CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 02:02 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..." |
I watched the MTV movie awards last night and it was just killing me when Sarah Silverman just continually ragged on Paris with her sitting somewhere near the front row.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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06-04-07, 02:04 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..." |
Yes, Paris didn't look too amused, did she. Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-04-07, 02:11 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Paris is in jail, Lindsey is in rehab..." |
She just couldn't stand being near someone that much more attractive than she is.And smarter. About a thousand times smarter.
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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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06-05-07, 01:38 AM (EST)
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8. "THIS JUST IN!" |
John Bennet Ramsey (JonBenet's papa)is dating Beth Holloway Twitty (Natalie Holloway's mom) And if that ain't news, I'm giving back the... Like hell I am.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 02:27 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: THIS JUST IN!" |
Lucky you. On our local news this morning, there was a "what is her life like in the joint" piece, and they kept tossing out her mug shot ... (and yes, the news insisted this was her mug shot)Somehow, this picture doesn't really come off as contrite or worried, or anything else. Just shows how far removed from reality she is. If there is any sort of justice, she'll share a cell with some large butch type the rest of the place calls "Bob"
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-05-07, 03:58 PM (EST)
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18. "Oh, TJ..." |
I read the Ledger's 'Paris goes to jail' article this morning.Gee. Only Britney can save us now, huh? (censored) near-identical bucketfuls.
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