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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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"Goodbye, Cruel World"
It's the last Friday before Christmas and I am going to the mall.

I am taking my teething eleven-month-old.


If I am not back by sundown, send in the Marines.


Coconut: Taking the grammer police to a whole new level.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Breezy 12-22-06 1
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Coconut 12-22-06 2
       RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Breezy 12-22-06 3
           RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Coconut 12-22-06 4
               RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Breezy 12-22-06 11
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World brvnkrz 12-22-06 5
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Coconut 12-22-06 6
       RE: Goodbye, Cruel World brvnkrz 12-22-06 7
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Breezy 12-22-06 12
       RE: Goodbye, Cruel World brvnkrz 12-22-06 15
 Good Luck! Penelope Le Pew 12-22-06 8
   RE: Good Luck! Coconut 12-22-06 14
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Estee 12-22-06 9
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Bobdechemist 12-22-06 10
   Hm Coconut 12-22-06 13
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World samboohoo 12-22-06 16
 Wait! zombiebaby 12-22-06 17
   RE: Wait! samboohoo 12-22-06 18
       RE: Wait! zombiebaby 12-22-06 19
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World FishWoman 12-22-06 20
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World zipperhead 12-22-06 21
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World frodis 12-22-06 23
       RE: Goodbye, Cruel World FishWoman 12-22-06 29
           RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Buggy 12-22-06 33
               RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Silvergirl1 12-22-06 38
               RE: Goodbye, Cruel World FishWoman 12-22-06 39
                   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Buggy 12-22-06 41
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World greenmonstah 12-22-06 24
       RE: Goodbye, Cruel World FishWoman 12-22-06 28
 A quick deconstruction; greenmonstah 12-22-06 22
   RE: A quick deconstruction; Buggy 12-22-06 35
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World frodis 12-22-06 25
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Buggy 12-22-06 36
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World geg6 12-22-06 26
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World HobbsofMI 12-22-06 27
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World dragonflies 12-22-06 30
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World mysticwolf 12-22-06 31
   RE: Goodbye, Cruel World emydi 12-22-06 34
       RE: Goodbye, Cruel World mysticwolf 12-22-06 43
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Seana 12-22-06 32
 RE: Goodbye, Cruel World Buggy 12-22-06 37
 Just one question. Estee 12-22-06 40
   RE: Just one question. Buggy 12-22-06 42
 I'm back, twice Coconut 12-22-06 44
   RE: I'm back, twice Snidget 12-22-06 45
 I survived the mall too Cyndimaus 12-23-06 46

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:25 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Could you pick me a few things while you're there?


Ho Ho Ho

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:26 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Like some lifts?


Shrimpy Pickler.

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:29 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
You're not nice.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:30 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Cute, yes. Nice, not so much.

(Want me to mock someone else I adore just to make it even, or should I go and buy you some bourbon?)

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12-22-06, 09:46 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
bluck, I don't drink bourban, or bourbon.


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12-22-06, 09:30 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Look at this cool link.
http://southernfood.about.com/od/shrimprecipes/r/bl30115d.htm

Isn't it "bourbon"?

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:32 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
So she's infused with dillweed too?

Can you tell I'm not too excited about my mall trip?

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12-22-06, 09:33 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
*giggle*

I don't blame you. I have to go and I won't have a teething infant in tow.

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12-22-06, 09:47 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
NOW I'm really not talking to you for the rest of the day.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:49 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
*pout* Why not? I was posting a recipe link. How is that a bad thing?

Isn't it "bourbon"?

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12-22-06, 09:35 AM (EST)
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8. "Good Luck!"
Pepe, little boys and I will go to Costco soon. I have a haircut appointment at 11:30 am. I will need to go to the mall to buy something for Pepe. Wish me luck too. If people are not nice to me, I give them hard time back! grrrrr!
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:49 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Good Luck!"
Wow.. Costco will be a zoo. I hope it goes okay.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:36 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
I made this announcement last year and all anyone sent me was a shopping list.

'If not back by twelve, avenge deaths.'

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12-22-06, 09:46 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Did I mention that I have no gift for my stupid husband?


Well I had a gift, but it turns out they give ipod shiffles away at his work for free.

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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-06, 09:48 AM (EST)
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13. "Hm"
LAST EDITED ON 12-22-06 AT 09:49 AM (EST)

I am buying my stupid husband one of those too. Weird.


He must have a cool job.

ETA: Nice hair!

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12-22-06, 09:59 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
And hence we finally get the "nut" in Coconut.



Thanks Tribe!

Don't blame the coutour.

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12-22-06, 10:11 AM (EST)
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17. "Wait!"
Take my kids with you if you only have one today.

Need to do:

Buy gifts-Toys R Us, mall and Bed Bath and Beyond
Get groceries to make cookies and side dish
Get Jack a haircut
Give DH a haircut
Go out to dinner
Get outfit for Christmas
Do 4 huge baskets of laundry.

Why didn't anyone tell me Christmas was soon?


A Very Nutzy Christmas

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12-22-06, 10:23 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Wait!"
*sticks out tongue*

I'm done!



Thanks Tribe!

Don't blame the coutour.

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12-22-06, 10:23 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Wait!"
I think I had too much bourban.
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12-22-06, 10:37 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Be safe, Coco!

Fortunately, I am done with the mall, but I do have to go to the grocery store and the liquor store (for wine, not bourbon/bourban) tomorrow.

Can someone come over to my house today and wrap presents for me?


~Tribe did me for the holidays~

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12-22-06, 11:19 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Add me to the list of people who still has to hit the grocery store and the mall for this weekend's events.

Unfortunately, I would be of no help for gift wrapping. I am probably the world's worst gift wrapper.

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12-22-06, 11:30 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
I'll wrap presents for you if you'll do my grocery shopping for me. I love wrapping presents, but grocery shopping - not so much.

Deal?



~Holiday cheer from Tribe!~

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12-22-06, 01:09 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
I don't not like wrapping presents, I'm just really, really, bad at it.

I actually do like grocery shopping, but I mostly hit just the produce section and then the prepared foods section.
Because, um, not only can I not wrap gifts, I can't cook.


~Tribe did me for the holidays~

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12-22-06, 01:45 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
I can't wrap good either. I try, but in the end it just looked all mushed together and taped. Gifts from me look like they were wrapped by a drunken 5 year old.
My brother on the otherhand, wraps beautifully, just like my Mom did. Unfortunately he isn't here to wrap for me like he was last year.

( I don't even bother with bows anymore, why put a pretty bow on a mushed up wad of paper and tape)

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12-22-06, 02:16 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"

I hate to wrap gifts, so I always try to figure out something else, like using gift bags or better yet, use something made of fabric. I sometimes make Christmas pillowcases to wrap things in. It seems I would rather sew than wrap, hee hee.

DD had a Secret Santa gift to wrap, but we used a dollar store stocking, which was very nicely decorated with an angel. It looked good, and we didn't have to wrap the darn thing.

Gift bags can be expensive, if you buy the fancy ones.

Silvergirl

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12-22-06, 02:18 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Two words, Buggy - Gift. Bags.

(I don't think I have used a bow on a present in years)


~Tribe did me for the holidays~

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41. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
I am the one person in the world who can make a nice gift bag look crappy.

The one secret santa gift I had this year, I bought a really pretty box for. She's a Martha type and I was taking no chances.


I spent most of the day yesterday smashing paper together with tape, I'm done now.

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12-22-06, 11:30 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
When the heck are you gonna pick up some salty oat cookies for me?


I am DYING here.

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12-22-06, 01:04 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Hmph.

If someone hadn't threatened to carry me around in a ziplock baggie, maybe someone would have salty oat cookies by now.

*licks crumbs from mouth*

*offers salty oat smooches*


~Tribe did me for the holidays~

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12-22-06, 11:28 AM (EST)
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22. "A quick deconstruction;"
>It's the last Friday before Christmas
>and I am going to
>the mall.


Isn't the North Pole a little closer to you than any mall or civilization?


>I am taking my teething eleven-month-old.

You could have offered to take Gus too.


>If I am not back by
>sundown, send in the Marines.

Our Marines are quite busy taking out bananna republics, thank you very much. Maybe...and this is a BIG maybe...I will get concerned enough to call in a mountie or two.



{singing} "Oh zhere's no Can-a-da, like ze French Can-a-da, itz ze best Canada, zhere is!!!!!!"

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12-22-06, 01:59 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: A quick deconstruction;"
If the Marines are at the Banana Republic, they should be easy to find in the Mall.


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25. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
You're a brave woman, Coconut.

I've been home with a nasty cold all week so DH has taken it upon himself to finish the gift shopping today. He has been gone a half-hour and has already called me three times. What scares me most is that he's on his own to pick out a gift for my mother.



~Holiday cheer from Tribe!~

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36. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"

...he's on his own to pick out a gift for my mother.

Oh my COD!
I'll send good thoughts!


Feel better soon Frodis, I got the feeling you may need to go out shopping tomorrow

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12-22-06, 12:40 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
*wipes brow*

No more mall. No more big box stores. Last three gifts? Two are in transit to me from DHL. They will be wrapped tonight. The last will be a gift card which I will pick up at the grocery store after work when I do my grocery shopping. Then it's the liquor store, either this evening or tomorrow.

I will have nothing, no cooking or wrapping or shopping, left to do come 5pm Saturday.

I so proud of myself for being organized with this stuff for once. Usually, I'm frantically wrapping late Christmas Even or early Christmas morning.

*gives self pat on back*


The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. — Henrik Ibsen
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. - Henry David Thoreau
Coco, you are a brave, brave soul.

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12-22-06, 12:47 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Well, I just got back from the barber shop and I'm all packed for my cruise and Mrs. Hobbs wants to see Good Shepard tonight.

Last night I sent out all the Christmas Card with checks so all the rest of the shopping will be in St. Thomas on Tuesday.

Good luck and have fun.


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12-22-06, 01:11 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
I still have to go to a couple of stores in the mall, but I've decided to wait until Sunday when at least I will in warmer weather.


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12-22-06, 01:14 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
One of the upsides of ignoring the holiday this year. We don't have to go anywhere near a mall.


A Tribal Christmas blogging's scary

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12-22-06, 01:56 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
ok I thought I was the only one...
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43. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
nope. you're not alone... just can't get in the mood this year. we've done absolutely nothing. we'll ignore it together, 'kay?

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32. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Are you back yet? How did it go? Were they sold out of everything? *very concerned*

When the kids I babysit are picked up, I have to go to...

...the grocery store. *sob*

Snowiness by tribephyl

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37. "RE: Goodbye, Cruel World"
Oh ya, OOooooooo, Coco is all brave and stuff.

Pfft!
I am getting ready to go to work at a discount department store, and I have to work tomorrow night too!

The mall? Like that's hard or anything. Besides we all know you are just bringing the baby with you so you get the perferred entitlement parking spot!


Is she back yet? Shouldn't someone call the Gap Police or something?

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12-22-06, 02:21 PM (EST)
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40. "Just one question."
Did anyone call dibs on her stuff yet?
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12-22-06, 02:26 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Just one question."
I think you just did.
( if she has any chocolate truffles they're mine, you owe me!)

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12-22-06, 08:08 PM (EST)
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44. "I'm back, twice"
Not only did I go to the mall, I went to the thrift store, the fabric store and the grocery store with the baby. Then, I went back again tonight alone to buy Mr. Nut's gift and a couple of things for my nieces.

I'm broke, but I have all the gifts I need for Christmas. Now I'm off to in-law hell.

Merry Christmas all!


Coconut: Taking the grammer police to a whole new level.

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45. "RE: I'm back, twice"
Wow, all that with a teething kid?

Hoping things go better than expected with the in-laws.


Hall's Decked by Tribe!

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46. "I survived the mall too"
Hubby and I ventured to the mall last night, the Friday night before Christmas. Very busy place. But no kids thanks to my parents. We live only 3 blocks from the mall so we just walked. No parking nightmares. We got almost everything we needed (we only had a few last minute things that had to wait till hubby's payday, which was Friday). Then we drove about 10 blocks to dine at Jack-In-The-Box then drove 1/2 block to K-Mart for one last item. (spent longer in line than finding the item) Then we picked up our boys and went home. Now we don't have to out and buy anything. We can sit home and watch the boys playing in the snow, which is falling even as I type. Bummer part of it is that hubby still has to work at the mall today and he'll probably spend at least half his day outside dealing with the snow. (everyone pulls snow duty on days like today)


dressed up for the holidays by Tribe

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