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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Let's get the obvious one out of the way first."
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 04:51 PM (EST)
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"Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-06 AT 04:52 PM (EST)'He's all-in.' Too obvious? Okay... let me think... if I say anything about 'Big Slick', I'm probably going to be banned... http://www.pokercondoms.com/ (Sometimes, I just like to watch Brave's head Draco.)
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 04:53 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
I'm so ordering these. Liquor in the front...poker in the back...
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 04:55 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Gives new meaning to the "flop"...
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 04:57 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-06 AT 04:58 PM (EST) and "All in" ok i so did not see that in estee's initial post....
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 04:58 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
"here comes the river".... sorry
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:02 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Ow! I snorted diet coke out of my nose with that one! Yes It's Vintage Tribephyl!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:02 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
I hear Bill Clinton had major problems with the turn.
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:02 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Have a look at the High Society ones... and the prices.High Society™ 12 Pack - $12 High Society™ 12 Pack - $18 Tribephyl's 'wayang kulit' puppet show.
Ok, I think the house just took $6. (Or the player should double down on the $18 one for a 24 Pack.)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:05 PM (EST)
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9. "The natural question:" |
Does he have the nuts?
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:07 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: The natural question:" |
and will he raise?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:11 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: The natural question:" |
I think we need to know if this pot is limit or no-limit.
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:17 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: The natural question:" |
No-limit pot???? *cough*What?
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-18-06, 05:36 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
It's not your daddy's poker. Moves courtesy of Syren
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:45 PM (EST)
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15. "Pay the Kitty.." |
OK OK OK, I got one.I'll see that, and raise!!! another(for some) I'll see that raise, and raise again. And another... It'll cost you $5 to get in this kitty.
King'God'Fish! No, no - not Cod fish, GOD fish. Watch out now, I might have to smite thee!!
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 05:51 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Pay the Kitty.." |
ROFLMAO$5 indeed.
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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-18-06, 06:01 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Lemme know if there's a rubber match. Moves courtesy of Syren
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JohnMc 2679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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07-18-06, 06:17 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-06 AT 06:18 PM (EST)So how does this work with Texas Hold Em? Come join the PAST TAR
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 07:49 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Well, clearly it's not intended for Solitaire.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 06:22 PM (EST)
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19. "kaboom" |
I'm not saying a word about poker in the front and liquor in the rear. Nope. I'm not. A wonderful Tribe original
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 06:43 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: kaboom" |
Too late. Catt already did.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 07:51 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: kaboom" |
Blonde.(Wow! That sounds just like 'Homo'!)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 08:22 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: kaboom" |
More fun than what?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 08:43 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: kaboom" |
I never understood why a barrel of monkeys was supposed to be fun. You open the barrel, and suddenly, you have a dozen-plus primates screeching, climbing all over you, tearing your clothes, defecating down your back, pulling your hair, and clawing at your face.Well, I guess it could be fun if you're watching someone else open the barrel.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 09:22 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: kaboom" |
A barrel of homo blondes might be a fun thing. What kind of 'monkeys' are we discussing anyway? Cause what I was thinking? Well, that might be kinda gruesome.
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 07:20 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Just my luck. I bought a pack and I'm sitting on a pair of Queens.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 10:19 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: I'll say it" |
I just hope you're not short stacked...
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 10:28 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: I'll say it" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-19-06 AT 10:29 PM (EST)Bebo's peaking!! Bebo's peaking!! Alert the blue peeps!!Oh, wait. Hanging head in shame.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 07:41 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Your plural disturbs me.
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 07:48 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
LAST EDITED ON 07-18-06 AT 07:51 PM (EST)Not half as much as Mrs. KF! We never get to raise the blinds.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 07:52 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
I bought a pack and I'm sitting on a pair of Queens....can't say it, HD will kill me, can't say it, HD will kill me...
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 07:21 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
I'm really just too afraid to send them my email for "Free Poker Tips" now.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-18-06, 07:42 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
I'm raising, this here is an open-ended straight (one)
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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 07:51 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
I wouldn't buy these. The fine print reads that everytime you use these, you have to invite Norman Chad and Lon McEachern in to watch and critique. Handcrafted by RollDdice
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 12:40 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Do you really need a condom if she's got a good hand? The Mighty Max gets better every day...
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motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 06:49 PM (EST)
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49. "vote" |
Handcrafted by RollDdice oops, wrong thread
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-06, 06:54 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Let's get the obvious one out of the way first." |
Do you think Mike "The Mouth" Matusow is interested in an endorsement deal?
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