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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Right now on Oprah:"
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05-19-06, 03:55 PM (EST)
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"Right now on Oprah:" |
A dog born with only two hind legs, that has learned to get around by balancing upright and walking human-style.The dog has written this really inspirational book with an uplifting ending and spiritual morals throughout, but there's also this rumor going around that the dog actually has all four legs and is using special sleeves to conceal the front two until such time as the book reaches the quarter-million sold mark. Further investigations to follow. (This is sweeps? At least Tom Cruise barked and jumped up on the furniture.)
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 03:56 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
Star Jones is on Oprah? Oh no, nevermind, you said dog, not cow.
One nation under George, divided.
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PagongRatEater 12996 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:04 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
What a drag.
Pity groans appreciated, don't forget to tip your waiters.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:06 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
I thought you were dead.(Is this the secret you were going to tell us?)
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:16 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
I'm in a coma. Why else would I be watching Oprah?
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:30 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
I've heard she's the Anti-Christ.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:33 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
So she's the last living descendant of Judas and his wife Star Jones?
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 04:54 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
Silly Estee. Only someone suffering from postpartum depression or on prescription drugs would believe that story.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:02 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
So you're saying you believe it.Oh, wait. Your drugs aren't prescription.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:05 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
True. I get my drugs on eBay.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:31 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
*whacks forehead*Duh! I just realized who you were talking about. *snicker*  Nutz <--- is a little slow today!
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 06:10 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
It's the Wild Turkey. You should really lay off of it.
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Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings
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05-19-06, 05:43 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Right now on Oprah:" |
Fool Oprah once, shame on Oprah. Fool Oprah twice, Armageddon ensues.
Bridge for sale to highest bidder. Call 1-800-BRroach.
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