The Amazing Race   American Idol   The Apprentice   The Bachelor   The Bachelorette   Big Brother   The Biggest Loser
Dancing with the Stars   So You Think You Can Dance   Survivor   Top Model   The Voice   The X Factor       Reality TV World
   
Reality TV World Message Board Forums
PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats, but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are encouraged to read the complete guidelines. As entertainment critic Roger Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
"the weekly standard"
Email this topic to a friend
Printer-friendly version of this topic
Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)
Archived thread - Read only 
Previous Topic | Next Topic 
Conferences Off-Topic Forum (Protected)
Original message

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 01:10 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
"the weekly standard"
y'all fascinate me. really. every little thing you do is magic. every little move just turns me on.

anyhoo, I'm bored and fixin to go get lunch, and I want you to fill me in on how many time a week you do this stuff. And none of it is sexual in nature! At least I don't think it is. And if you want to give me weekly stats on whatever you do sexually - that's just fine and dandy.

so, how many times a week do you....

1. make up your bed
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal)
3. eat fast food
4. go out to eat
5. shower
6. wash your hair
7. do laundry
8. change your sheets
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)
10. talk to your extended family
11. garden
12. mow the yard
13. read for pleasure
14. grocery shop
15. shop for "fun"
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason
17. vacumm
18. pay bills
19. play a board or computer game
20. watch the news
21. read the paper
22. exercise
23. drink
24. sit out on your patio
25. drink coffee

that's enough mundane things to ponder. I wonder if we're all about the same. my guess is no.

  Top

  Table of Contents

  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: the weekly standard Lasann 05-18-06 1
 RE: the weekly standard Bobdechemist 05-18-06 2
 RE: the weekly standard Lisapooh 05-18-06 3
 RE: the weekly standard newsomewayne 05-18-06 4
 RE: the weekly standard geg6 05-18-06 5
 RE: the weekly standard zipperhead 05-18-06 6
 dobie's answers Red_Dobie 05-18-06 7
 RE: the weekly standard miamicatt 05-18-06 8
   RE: the weekly standard Seana 05-18-06 11
       RE: the weekly standard miamicatt 05-18-06 19
   RE: the weekly standard weltek 05-18-06 13
       RE: the weekly standard miamicatt 05-18-06 16
           RE: the weekly standard weltek 05-18-06 18
           RE: the weekly standard Lisapooh 05-18-06 20
               RE: the weekly standard miamicatt 05-18-06 21
                   RE: the weekly standard Lisapooh 05-18-06 22
                       RE: the weekly standard miamicatt 05-18-06 23
                           RE: the weekly standard weltek 05-19-06 34
 RE: the weekly standard Seana 05-18-06 9
 RE: the weekly standard weltek 05-18-06 10
   RE: the weekly standard samboohoo 05-18-06 15
       RE: the weekly standard weltek 05-18-06 17
 RE: the weekly standard Maroonclown 05-18-06 12
 RE: the weekly standard samboohoo 05-18-06 14
 RE: the weekly standard mrc 05-18-06 24
 RE: the weekly standard FishWoman 05-18-06 25
 RE: the weekly standard tribephyl 05-18-06 26
 RE: the weekly standard mysticwolf 05-18-06 27
 RE: the weekly standard motormouth 05-18-06 28
 RE: the weekly standard Fishercat 05-18-06 29
 RE: the weekly standard brvnkrz 05-18-06 30
 the weekly standard moonbaby 05-18-06 31
 RE: the weekly standard Wallflower66 05-18-06 32
 RE: the weekly standard PhoenixMons 05-19-06 33

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"

05-18-06, 01:24 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
1. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed - 0
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) - 1
3. eat fast food - 7
4. go out to eat - 3-4
5. shower - 4
6. wash your hair - 4
7. do laundry - .5
8. change your sheets 1
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) - was 6, now 3, during summer break - 1 BB
10. talk to your extended family - extended? - 1
11. garden - in summer 1.5
12. mow the yard - .5
13. read for pleasure - 3
14. grocery shop - 1
15. shop for "fun" - 3
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason - 2
17. vacumm - 2
18. pay bills - 1
19. play a board or computer game - 2
20. watch the news - 3
21. read the paper - 1
22. exercise - 3
23. drink - .25
24. sit out on your patio - summer 5, others - .5
25. drink coffee - 0



Heaven on Earth! That’s me lying on the beach *giggle*


  Top

Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"

05-18-06, 01:24 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
2. "RE: the weekly standard"
This is all code, isn't it?

Every last one of those things is code.


I wash my hair every second day and have coffee every day!

  Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 01:24 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
3. "RE: the weekly standard"

I'm startin off.

>1. make up your bed
I try to do this everyday - but it's the last thing I do in the morning, so some days it doesn't happen. I'll say 5 times.

>2. make a meal (not like
>a convenience meal, an actual
>meal)
Between breakfast, lunch and dinner - I'll say 6-8 ytimes a week.

>3. eat fast food
1-2 times a week. Always on Tuesday nights (we've got a lot going on then and maybe one other time if I'm stressed)

>4. go out to eat
some times it's once a week, but usually we go out to eat once or twice a month. I'm being all frgual these days.

>5. shower
I'll say 10-12 times a week. and that's conservative. most nights I take a shower before bed because it helps me fall asleep and then every morning too. It might be closer to 15-18. I'm kind of a freak.

>6. wash your hair
at least 5 times a week. my hair tends to look and style better the day after it's been washed, but I get ooked out if it's not clean.

>7. do laundry
at least three loads a week. probably closer to five. I tend to do them all on the weekend though, not three or five nights a week

>8. change your sheets
once a week minimum. sometimes more. I have two cats and asthsma. it's not optional.

>9. have to watch a specific
>show (basically, how many must-watch
>shows do you have)
too many. I have to watch Lost, TAR, American Idol, Top Chef/Project Runway & Survivor.

>10. talk to your extended family
I talk to my sister usually once a week. I talk to my parents most days to check in on them. I never talk to my brother unless he calls when I'm at my parents house.
>
>11. garden
ugh. I suck. I pull weeds like twice a week, but I'm not good at gardening at alll

>12. mow the yard
I NEVER mow the yard. But my yard dude does it once a week. love him!

>13. read for pleasure
every day pretty much

>14. grocery shop
once a week. sometimes twice.

>15. shop for "fun"
I'mm not a mall rat, so I'll say 0-1.

>16. talk on the phone to
>a friend for no reason
I'm not much of a phone person either, so other than the two girls at work that I'll gossip with, I'd say practically never. my friends really dislike this about me.

>17. vacumm
1-2 a week, depends. it's all abotu those cats.

>18. pay bills
I pay all my bills once a month when I get paid.

>19. play a board or computer
>game
we've been playing a lot of baord games lately, and I do play a lot of solitaire on the computer. I'll say 6-8 times a week.

>20. watch the news
I watch the news in the morning every weekday, that's it though

>21. read the paper - once a week on Sundays

>22. exercise - not nearly enough. maybe 2-3 times a week I get on the treadmill

>23. drink
I meant alcohol, even though I didn't specify. I drink maybe once a month. I'm boring.

>24. sit out on your patio - every night.
>
>25. drink coffee - never, although I do have a cup of hot tea several nights a week.

  Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 01:35 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
4. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed - 5 times, unless I get out of bed first. If she didn't fuss, I'd never make it.
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) - 0.5 times a week
3. eat fast food - 2 times per week
4. go out to eat - 0.5 times a week
5. shower - 6.5 times weekly
6. wash your hair - 6.5 times weekly
7. do laundry - 1.4 I'll help by folding a load or moving from washer to dryer, but I'm never the organizer of laundry day.
8. change your sheets - once weekly
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) - 4, Survivor, The Unit, Earl, The Office
10. talk to your extended family - 2 times weekly
11. garden - 1 time weekly, but I wish I had time for more
12. mow the yard - 1 time weekly
13. read for pleasure - daily
14. grocery shop - I have a magic refrigerator that automatically gets restocked weekly
15. shop for "fun" - 0.33 times a week
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason - I avoid the phone as much as possible
17. vacumm - Again, magic carpet that never neads cleaning.
18. pay bills - 0.5 times weekly
19. play a board or computer game - 5 times a week
20. watch the news - 4 times a week
21. read the paper - Sunday paper only
22. exercise - ex-what?
23. drink - alcohol - 0.0
24. sit out on your patio - daily, if it's warm
25. drink coffee - 2 cups, 5 days a week


Handcrafted by RollDdice
I'm pretty sure I used no code in this post.

  Top

geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 01:43 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
5. "RE: the weekly standard"
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-06 AT 02:05 PM (EST)

>so, how many times a week
>do you....
>
>1. make up your bed

Duh. Seven. I do it first thing after I get out bed.

>2. make a meal (not like
>a convenience meal, an actual
>meal)

Usually only on Sundays now that I'm single.

>3. eat fast food

Two or three, but I'm very picky about what kind. Generally, Wendy's salads, Subway, or Quiznos. And always for lunch. Never for dinner.

>4. go out to eat

Again, now that I'm single, once.

>5. shower

At least seven, but it depends on how much I sweat during my 9 miles per week of walking. Oh, and if I'm planning on having sex.

>6. wash your hair

Seven

>7. do laundry

Once. And it's amazing how much laundry I accumulate.

>8. change your sheets

Once. Unless I'm planning on having sex.

>9. have to watch a specific
>show (basically, how many must-watch
>shows do you have)

Hmmmm...hard one. Lost, 24, Survivor, TAR, AI (at least until it degenerates into complete suckitude like this season), Top Chef, and Project Runway are my can't miss shows. I enjoy Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy. And I will desperately miss West Wing.

By the way, did anyone see that CBS is moving TAR to Sundays at 8pm?

>10. talk to your extended family

I talk to one sister or another at least 3 times a week. I talk to my college age niece (actually, she's XDBF's niece, but we're very close) 2 or 3 times a week.

>
>11. garden

Really garden? Or just water things? I'm planting this weekend and will water every other day until the first frost.

>12. mow the yard

Never have, never will.

>13. read for pleasure

Every single day of my life.

>14. grocery shop

I tend to do one big one once a month and stop when I need to in between.

>15. shop for "fun"

Rarely. Maybe once a month. But then again, maybe not.

>16. talk on the phone to
>a friend for no reason

Two or three times a week.

>17. vacumm

Once.

>18. pay bills

I get paid once a month, so that's when all bills get paid.

>19. play a board or computer
>game

Never a computer game. Hate them. Board games? Generally, with family on holidays.

>20. watch the news

Three times a day during the week and once a day on weekends.

>21. read the paper

Seven. I get both the Beaver County Times and the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. So you might want to count that as 14. And I also read Time. I'm a news junkie.

>22. exercise

Three days a week, I walk three miles.

>23. drink

Drink what? LOL! I often have a glass of wine when I get home from work or after walking. I generally have one night during the weekend where I totally set out to catch a buzz.

>24. sit out on your patio

I don't have a patio. I do, however, have a small deck. If the weather is warm, I'll have my glass of wine there. But that hasn't been an option yet this year.

>25. drink coffee

Two cups every morning, seven days a week. Never more.


Goddess of the Steeler Nation

  Top

zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"

05-18-06, 01:49 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
6. "RE: the weekly standard"
You sure are nosey. I like that.

1. make up your bed
Hah! My theory is "I'm gonna mess it up again at the end of the day, so why bother". Besides, the fleas have built up these really neat little condos by the pillow - close to where I drool.

2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal)
At least once a day.

3. eat fast food
Well it depends if you're asking before or after I run them over with my car. Not fast enough would be the average speed for my meals, I guess.

4. go out to eat
Like, out of my body? Well the ethereal form doesn't need food, so I would say never.

5. shower
What is this...shower?

6. wash your hair
My hair was all burned off in an industrial accident when I was 11.

7. do laundry
That's perverted.

8. change your sheets
Depends on what kind of dreams I've been having....

9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)
None. I don't even have a TV.

10. talk to your extended family
If I can still talk to them they're not extended far enough, IMO.

11. garden
See #12 below.

12. mow the yard
As soon as the blooms appear.

13. read for pleasure
What's the alternative? Reading for business? I say nuts to that!

14. grocery shop
About once a week. Or whenever the refrigerator tells me it's hungry.

15. shop for "fun"
It depends on whether or not "fun" is for sale.

16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason
I have no friends. Seriously.

17. vacumm
About once a month.

18. pay bills
When the phone calls start.

19. play a board or computer game
Life is not a game, missy.

20. watch the news
That's one of those chicken before the egg questions, isn't it? I mean, how will I know that some event I am watching will become the news? In other words, I don't really know that I'm watching news until after it gets reported, right?

21. read the paper
Yes!! Yes, I read the goddamned paper! Alright?! Is that all right with you??!!

22. exercise
I exercise my brain a couple of times each day, thankyouverymuch.

23. drink
Oh, honey, you have to drink something every day or you'll become dehydrated.

24. sit out on your patio
Well, being a guy I don't have a patio. I have a deck and I would rather not sit on it if I can help it.

25. drink coffee
Not a coffee drinker, sorry. Does this mean that all of my responses are now invalid?

  Top

Red_Dobie 731 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"

05-18-06, 02:02 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
7. "dobie's answers"
1. make up your bed every day
2. make a meal 6 days, usually take a day off on the weekend
3. eat fast food Zero
4. go out to eat Once, maybe
5. shower every day
6. wash your hair every day
7. do laundry 5 days a week
8. change your sheets once
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) 2 - Ghost Hunters and Survivor
10. talk to your extended family three, depends on what's going on
11. garden 4-5 days
12. mow the yard once
13. read for pleasure 7, I read every day
14. grocery shop once, I HATE grocery shopping
15. shop for "fun" never, unless you count online
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason not a big phone talker, usually email
17. vacumm not enough, but probably once
18. pay bills couple times, whenever they come in I pay them
19. play a board or computer game never
20. watch the news 5 - local only
21. read the paper 7 - every day
22. exercise 4-5
23. drink 3
24. sit out on your patio 7, but depends on weather
25. drink coffee 7!


  Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:15 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
8. "RE: the weekly standard"
>1. make up your bed
1/2

>2. make a meal (not like
>a convenience meal, an actual
>meal) about 4 times per week

>3. eat fast food
twice a week (at least...more if I'm really stoned)

>4. go out to eat
zero.

5. shower
twice

>6. wash your hair
every 2 days

>7. do laundry
twice a week

>8. change your sheets
1/2 (once every two weeks...this is the only time my bed gets made.)

>9. have to watch a specific
>show (basically, how many must-watch
>shows do you have)
6

>10. talk to your extended family
3 times a week.
>
>11. garden
once a week -- depending on how you define "garden".

>12. mow the yard
0...I don't have one.

>13. read for pleasure
twice a week.

>14. grocery shop
twice a week (at least)

>15. shop for "fun"
not as often as I would like...usually once every two weeks. (payday, y'know)

>16. talk on the phone to
>a friend for no reason
5 times a week.

>
>17. vacumm
once a week.

>18. pay bills
every two weeks. (Again with the payday..)

>19. play a board or computer
>game
once a month usually...my friends and I get together to play "Scene It"


>20. watch the news
every morning
>21. read the paper
hardly ever.

>22. exercise
WTF?
(I'm kidding...at least once a week. I walk on the weekends downtown...I jsut got a bike so I'm gonna start doing that too.)

>23. drink
twice a week.
>24. sit out on your patio
hardly ever...friekin' yellowjackets chase me.
>
>25. drink coffee
twice a day.


  Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:25 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
11. "RE: the weekly standard"
hardly ever...friekin' yellowjackets chase me.

Don't let them catch you! The miserable things keep stinging me. It's owie.



  Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:27 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
19. "RE: the weekly standard"
I know. I'll have you know I was heebed out for a long long time after I read that on your blog.

*shudder*

  Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:28 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
13. "RE: the weekly standard"
You only shower twice/week?
  Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:54 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
16. "RE: the weekly standard"
LOL! Twice a DAY, I meant.

  Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:22 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
18. "RE: the weekly standard"
Whew! I was worried!
  Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:29 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
20. "RE: the weekly standard"
I was ready to start calling you Stinky Pete.

As a matter of fact, I might start calling you that anyway.

  Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:39 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
21. "RE: the weekly standard"
Well OK but then I'm calling you StinkyPooh.
  Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:53 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
22. "RE: the weekly standard"
like you'd be the first.
  Top

miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:57 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
23. "RE: the weekly standard"
Damn.

There goes my "special moment."

  Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-19-06, 10:00 AM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
34. "RE: the weekly standard"
From what I understand, you have a lot of "special" moments. In fact, I think I see the short bus now....
*ducks*
  Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:20 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
9. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed:
5. The kids' beds? 3, maybe.

2. make a meal: (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal)
14 - 16. Breakfast is usually convenience, like frozen waffles or something.

3. eat fast food: 0

4. go out to eat: 0.125? Once every couple monts.

5. shower: 7

6. wash your hair: 7

7. do laundry: 2

8. change your sheets: 0.5 - every other week

9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have):
1 - TAR. Battlestar Galactica is taped for me, since I don't get that channel.

10. talk to your extended family:
If a first cousin is "extended", then 1 time per week, sometimes 2

11. garden:
3-4, depending on the weather or how badly I need DS to get the heck out of the house and wreak his havoc outside.

12. mow the yard: 1

13. read for pleasure: 14? A couple times a day, every day.

14. grocery shop:
1 or 2, depending if the store has everything I need.

15. shop for "fun" : Pfft. Like never.

16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason
Um. Wow. Practically never. I usually email. That way you don't have to worry if you're interrupting something. Besides, I stay at home. So they're all at work. When they get home to relax, that's when I'm busiest with dinner and dishes and baths and bedtimes and everything else.

17. vacumm:
1 - But we mostly have hardwood and ceramic tile. I sweep maybe 15 times a week. Honestly.

18. pay bills: 0 - that's DH's job.

19. play a board or computer game: computer game = video game? 10

20. watch the news: 6

21. read the paper: 0

22. exercise: OK, this is more of a promise: 7

23. drink: alcohol? 0

24. sit out on your patio:
0 - if I'm outside, chances are I'm digging weeds or pruning something.

25. drink coffee: 7


Sigs by Bob! Because even fairy princesses need a little siggage!

  Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:24 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
10. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed:
Once/week (if we have children, this will need to change)
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal):
5 days/week
3. eat fast food
Once/week
4. go out to eat
Other than my 1 fast food meal? 1 time/week, sometimes just every other week
5. shower
Every morning (there are probably 10 times that is an exception each year). I feel ssoooooooo gross when I don't shower.
6. wash your hair
In the shower every morning (see above)
7. do laundry
Every 3 days
8. change your sheets
Every 3 weeks. I'm sure many of you are grossed out by this.
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)
LOST & 24 are my only MUST sees. Everything else is a would LIKE to see, or I can catch it on weekend reruns.
10. talk to your extended family
Once/week
11. garden
This time of year, 3 times/week-5 times/week
12. mow the yard
Nolay does this about every 3 days if it's been wet, 5 days if dry weather.
13. read for pleasure
Every other day
14. grocery shop
Major: Every other week. Short trips: every week
15. shop for "fun"
Once/month, sometimes longer between trips.
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason
Once every 5 months.
17. vacumm
Once/week
18. pay bills
3/month
19. play a board or computer game
Once every 2 months
20. watch the news
3 times/week, but I read the news channel website daily
21. read the paper
2 times/week in hard copy
22. exercise
3 times/week
23. drink
2-3 times/week
24. sit out on your patio
1 time/week in the spring-fall
  Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:42 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
15. "RE: the weekly standard"
If you have a baby, you may not make the bed at all during the week.

It's Arkie Love

  Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 03:21 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
17. "RE: the weekly standard"
Good point.
  Top

Maroonclown 5829 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:26 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
12. "RE: the weekly standard"
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-06 AT 02:34 PM (EST)

1. make up your bed every day but it's really easy because I don't have all the fussy pillows and stuff
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) 6 times a week
3. eat fast food never
4. go out to eat once - this includes ordering in
5. shower 5 times a week - bath Sat/Sun
6. wash your hair 5
7. do laundry I never seem to get it all done in one shot but I do at least two loads a week
8. change your sheets not as often as I should
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) about 10
10. talk to your extended family see 8 above
11. garden two or three times a week
12. mow the yard never - that's boy work
13. read for pleasure 4 time a week - mostly on weekends
14. grocery shop 4 times a week - we buy fresh as much as possible
15. shop for "fun" once a week
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason see 8 above
17. vacumm never - that's boy work
18. pay bills twice a month
19. play a board or computer game once a week
20. watch the news 5 times a week
21. read the paper 7 days a week between online and home delivery
22. exercise 3 or 4 times a week
23. drink used to be every day but now every weekend
24. sit out on your patio 7 days a week in warm weather
25. drink coffee 2 cups on weekend

Am I the only one who is checking out everyone's #23 to establish the atmosphere of the Giant Peep Meet?

  Top

samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 02:40 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
14. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed: 1-2. I'm not the last one out, so that makes it difficult.

2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal): I have three days in a row. *giggles. I usually do once or twice a week. I'm just too busy otherwise.

3. eat fast food: None, if we're counting true fast food (i. e. McDonalds, Burger King). If you count Panera, it's once or twice. Otherwise, we eat out or I buy something pre-made from the grocery store.

4. go out to eat: A lot.

5. shower: Every day. Sometimes twice.

6. wash your hair: Every day. Sometimes twice.

I will admit for 5 & 6 that during the winter I may not take a shower one day of the weekend, but it's usually because I did nothing the day before or I am not leaving the house that day.

7. do laundry: Once per week, usually on Saturday. If it's not in the basket on laundry day, it doesn't get done.

8. change your sheets: Once per week, on laundry day.

9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have): The only show I absolutely have to watch the day it airs is Survivor. The others I like to watch, but if I watch them the next day on Tivo, it's okay.

10. talk to your extended family: Never.

11. garden: Never.

12. mow the yard: Me, never. DH, once or twice per week - depending on rain.

13. read for pleasure: Once or twice per week.

14. grocery shop: I pretty much go to the store every day. But I will do a major shop about once per week.

15. shop for "fun": Once per month. Shopping really isn't fun for me.

16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason: Two or three times per week.

17. vacumm: At least once per week, if not two or three. I love the way the carpet looks after.

18. pay bills: Twice per month, each payday.

19. play a board or computer game: Not often enough to keep track of.

20. watch the news: Every morning.

21. read the paper: Every evening, usually.

22. exercise: For the past week, every day. I haven't been good about that in a long time.

23. drink: Never.

24. sit out on your patio: Five or six times per week.

25. drink coffee: Five or six times per week, although I'm cutting back.


It's Arkie Love

  Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 04:20 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
24. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed--4
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal)--3
3. eat fast food--3
4. go out to eat--3
5. shower--7
6. wash your hair-7
7. do laundry-1
8. change your sheets-once a month
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)--approx. 10
10. talk to your extended family--1
11. garden--0
12. mow the yard--0
13. read for pleasure--2
14. grocery shop--1
15. shop for "fun"--1
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason--0
17. vacuum--1
18. pay bills--2
19. play a board or computer game--4
20. watch the news--5
21. read the paper--7
22. exercise--0
23. drink--0
24. sit out on your patio--0
25. drink coffee--0

Ferociously purrfected by thndrkttn

  Top

FishWoman 1510 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"

05-18-06, 04:50 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
25. "RE: the weekly standard"
>
>1. make up your bed
once weekly.
>2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal)
DH does 95% of the meal making (b'fast, lunch and dinner), so I will say once or twice weekly.
>3. eat fast food
once weekly.
>4. go out to eat
If we count lunch, probably 3-4 times/week. Just dinner, maybe once a week or so.
>5. shower
every day, twice on days I exercise.
>6. wash your hair
3-4 times weekly (every other day)
>7. do laundry
once weekly
>8. change your sheets
once weekly (the same day I make the bed)
>9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)
Hmm, Prison Break, House, L&O, L&O: SVU, L&O: CI, CSI: Miami, What Not to Wear - then there are several that I like to watch, but don't *have* to see.
>10. talk to your extended family
once weekly.
>11. garden
Never - I am the opposite of a green thumb.
>12. mow the yard
Never.
>13. read for pleasure
Every day
>14. grocery shop
I try to keep it to once a week. Sometimes more if I forget stuff.
>15. shop for "fun"
Usually once every two weeks, even if I don't buy anything.
>16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason
Hardly ever.
>17. vacumm
This is something else DH does. I never vacuum.
>18. pay bills
Twice monthly.
>19. play a board or computer game
Board games - only at family gatherings; computer games - maybe once every week or so.
>20. watch the news
Once or twice a week.
>21. read the paper
Sunday paper only
>22. exercise
5-7 days/weekly.
>23. drink
5-7 days/weekly
>24. sit out on your patio
3-4 times weekly
>25. drink coffee
Never.
>that's enough mundane things to ponder.
>I wonder if we're all
>about the same. my guess
>is no.



~a tribephyl original~
What can I say? I'm an educated singularity idiot.

  Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 04:50 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
26. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed
7-7. Everyday. It's really easy considering I only use a comforter. Just pick a corner and with a flip of the wrist, everything is back to normal.

2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal)4-7. When I work, I eat at work. Since I only work 3 days a week, then I only need to cook for 4 of them.

3. eat fast food
0-7. Have you seen "Super-Size Me"? I've sworn off all fast food ever since.

4. go out to eat
0.25-7. I'm not counting work, or else it would be 3 out of 7, but getting a chance to go out to dinner is reliant upon the family schedule of available evenings and those are few and far between. Maybe twice a month.

5. shower
6-7. Dirty on Sundays.

6. wash your hair
6-7. Do it when I shower.

7. do laundry
1-7. I do all the laundry in one day. It takes all day, but it's kinda like therapy for me.

8. change your sheets
0.25-7. I know, kinda creepy. I'll be washing them more often now that it's getting warmer outside. Kinda seasonally cyclical, for me.

9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)
Monday-SuperNanny/PrisonBreak
Tuesday-BostonLegal
Wednesday-Lost/AmazingRace/ProjectRunway
Thursday-Survivor/TopChef
Friday-NOTHING!
Saturday-Nothing
Sunday-ExtremeMakeOver:HomeEdition/Desperate Housewives/Grey's Anatomy

10. talk to your extended family
0.5-7. I should call my mom more as she hasn't quite picked up the e-mail thing. My dad has always been a hermit, I kinda got that from him.

11. garden
1-7. Now that I have installed sprinklers and we have a gardener, I need not be out there so often. However, I still like to take a weekly stroll to see how things are coming along.

12. mow the yard
0-7. What is this "yard" you speak of?

13. read for pleasure
7-7. If RTVW counts.

14. grocery shop
7-7. Fresh, fresh, fresh!

15. shop for "fun"
3-7. I always spend my mandatory breaks searching for ways to spend my money.

16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason
0-7. Never! phonecall and no reason do not go together for me.
The only reason I would call someone is to share information. Get info out, and get off the phone.

17. vacumm
0-7. That's my LTC's job. In fact I'm highly sensitive to dust, so I leave the house when the vaccuum starts.

18. pay bills
0.5-7. 15th and 1st.

19. play a board or computer game
7-7. Sometimes to the point of joint stiffness.

20. watch the news
7-7. Or at least listen to Wolf, Lou and Anderson.

21. read the paper
0-7. Haven't read the paper in years. Even then it was only for the crosswords.

22. exercise
7-7. Not heavy exercise, but I walk a couple of miles everyday.

23. drink
7-7. Have to drink.

24. sit out on your patio
7-7. It's where I enjoy my evening glass of cider, watching the sunset.

25. drink coffee
7-7. Maybe that should be 14-7. Yup, I'm about 2 lattes a day.

  Top

mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 06:03 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
27. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed Daily. Might be right before we get into bed, but it's still daily.
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) 4-5 times/week I'll make dinner.
3. eat fast food 2-4 maybe. Only for lunch, never dinner.
4. go out to eat Maybe once or twice a month.
5. shower every morning
6. wash your hair every morning
7. do laundry every other day
8. change your sheets usually once a week
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) too many
10. talk to your extended family multiple times a day now that my nephew has moved in with us.
11. garden Zero. Flowers are all bulb perrennials. The squirrels do the gardening and spread them around.
12. mow the yard Zero. DH does that when we have to.
13. read for pleasure Multiple times every day.
14. grocery shop daily
15. shop for "fun" I shop when I have to get something. I have fun doing it, but I don't do it for fun.
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason almost never
17. vacumm once a week
18. pay bills DH does that
19. play a board or computer game very rarely
20. watch the news Every noon, at 4, from 5:30-7:00, and at 11:00. Most of the morning on Sundays.
21. read the paper 2 papers every day, 3 papers on Tues., Wed., and Sat.
22. exercise Does walking at the zoo count? If not, almost never.
23. drink water, incessantly. Mt. Dew, 1 per day, if any. Beer or wine most evenings.
24. sit out on your patio Don't have a patio or a deck
25. drink coffee Never, ever, ever. *shudder*


Puppy Lvoe from Tribe blogging's scary

  Top

motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"

05-18-06, 06:23 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
28. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed never, unless someone else will be seeing my bedroom for some reason

2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) almost never, but DH does quite well. I made a real dinner two nights ago.

3. eat fast food almost never, can't stand fast food. Ick.

4. go out to eat at least once a week, maybe more.

5. shower Daily

6. wash your hair daily.

7. do laundry almost daily, I'm never caught up.

8. change your sheets huh? we're supposed to change our sheets? (ok, every other week *embarrassed*)

9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) 24 is the main "must watch" show, but I'd say there are a couple more we don't like to miss. I'll say 3-4.

10. talk to your extended family almost daily

11. garden umm, I water my potted plants every day.

12. mow the yard *sigh* *looks at yard* *calls DH to bitch*

13. read for pleasure daily

14. grocery shop DH does mostly, several times a week.

15. shop for "fun" rarely. I spend too much.

16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason almost daily

17. vacumm maybe twice a week.

18. pay bills *calls DH to bitch again*

19. play a board or computer game maybe once a week.

20. watch the news never.

21. read the paper Once a week.

22. exercise *sigh* *starts to call DH to bitch, then realizes this one's on me*

23. drink daily

24. sit out on your patio never

25. drink coffee maybe three times a week.


Beautiful sig by Arkie

  Top

Fishercat 4168 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"

05-18-06, 08:05 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
29. "RE: the weekly standard"
Remember, lazyass 18 year old

1. 0
2. 1 (can be more or less depending on if the parents are home or not)
3. 4 (typically my out of school lunch mods, though I usually keep it relatively healthy)
4. 0 (not including fast food)
5. 6 (once a normal weekend, once every weekday)
6. 6
7. 0 (I know how to actually)
8. 0
9. 0-5 depending on season
10. 0
11. 0
12. 0
13. 1
14. 0
15. 0
16. 0
17. 0
18. 0
19. 2
20. 1
21. 0
22. 0
23. 0
24. 0
25. 0

  Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 09:11 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
30. "RE: the weekly standard"
>1. make up your bed -Michelle makes it everyday

>2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual
>meal) 4 times a week

>3. eat fast food - 1

>4. go out to eat - twice a month

>5. shower -everyday, twice if I'm going out or getting laid

>6. wash your hair -7

>7. do laundry -every Sunday

>8. change your sheets - every other week

>9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)- at least one a night

>10. talk to your extended family -2
>
>11. garden -0

>12. mow the yard-0

>13. read for pleasure-3

>14. grocery shop-3

>15. shop for "fun" -1

>16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason-2 *waves to Monsty*
>
>17. vacumm -1

>18. pay bills -twice a month

>19. play a board or computer game -Daily Sudoku

>20. watch the news -2 times a day

>21. read the paper -online, everyday

>22. exercise=0

>23. drink -2

>24. sit out on your patio -never. It's too cold here
>
>25. drink coffee -all day every day
>

  Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"

05-18-06, 09:52 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
31. "the weekly standard"
Good tidbits of OT info, pooh!

1. make up your bed: I want to before I leave the house in the morning but I never have time so it's before I get into it.
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) maybe 2-3 times a week, mostly on weekends
3. eat fast food maybe once a month
4. go out to eat-I buy my lunch during the week, does that count?
5. shower every day
6. wash your hair every day
7. do laundry once a week
8. change your sheets once a week
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have)TAR, Grey's Anatomy, LOST, Survivor
10. talk to your extended family. Not extended but I talk to my mommy every day
11. garden haven't planted any flowers yet, then I'll just water
12. mow the yard-not my yard to mow, ho ho ho
13. read for pleasure every day
14. grocery shop once a month and hit the drive through as needed
15. shop for "fun" Shopping is fun?
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason I'm bad at this so there's usually a reason.
17. vacuum once a week. My vacuum sucks, as in it does not.
18. pay bills coupla times a month
19. play a board or computer game rarely
20. watch the news a few times a week
21. read the paper every day, mostly online
22. exercise a few times a week
23. drink a coupla times a week
24. sit out on your patio I have one but it's not private at all so I don't use it much.
25. drink coffee rarely

  Top

Wallflower66 2446 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"

05-18-06, 11:03 PM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
32. "RE: the weekly standard"
LAST EDITED ON 05-19-06 AT 08:13 AM (EST)


What a great thread! So revealing...I LOVE it!

so, how many times a week do you....

1. make up your bed every day (at least before my DH comes home, heh heh) except maybe Fridays, 'cause that's nap day!
2. make a meal (not like a convenience meal, an actual meal) 5-6 times a week, sometimes less
3. eat fast food a couple times a week for lunch, maybe once a week for dinner
4. go out to eat once every couple weeks
5. shower every day
6. wash your hair every other day
7. do laundry every other day
8. change your sheets every 2 weeks- Is that bad?
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) Checking DVR: American Idol, Lost, Survivor, Amazing Race, Boston Legal, Two and a half men, My name is Earl, Will & Grace (great finale tonight!), ER, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, and, when they come back on, Nip/Tuck, Big Brother
10. talk to your extended family Call my mom every Sunday
11. garden If watering flowers and picking up dog poop counts, then twice a week
12. mow the yard Our dog killed the yard, but I weed-eat every couple of months
13. read for pleasure every day-People and National Enquirer are staples in my bathroom, but I also like to read books (mostly memoirs and true crime novels that I get from a weekly library trip)
14. grocery shop once a week, unless you count convenience and liquor store, then it's every other day
15. shop for "fun" Once a month, maybe
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason I usually get a call about once a month, but I'm more of an email person myself
17. vacuum twice a week, unless there's a spill, then maybe more
18. pay bills every two weeks on payday
19. play a board or computer game every day if RTVW games count. I also play on Real Arcade, and board games occasionally with my family and neighbors.
20. watch the news I catch bits and pieces every day
21. read the paper most every day
22. exercise Not as much as I should, but I PLAN on it, soon!
23. drink MORE than I should, most days, some Chardonnay, occasionally beer and mixed drinks
24. sit out on your patio Working on building one right now, so that we can enjoy it for the summer
25. drink coffee every day, 2-3 cups in the morning, sometimes another one or two in the afternoon


Wow! I just learned how to bold and reduce font size! Cool...

  Top

PhoenixMons 4696 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"

05-19-06, 00:41 AM (EST)
Click to check IP address of the poster
33. "RE: the weekly standard"
1. make up your bed - not often (read: never)
2. make a meal - probably 5 times
3. eat fast food - probably twice
4. go out to eat - less than once
5. shower - 6 or 7 (I rarely shower...I take baths instead )
6. wash your hair - 2, 3 at most
7. do laundry - once
8. change your sheets - not often enough
9. have to watch a specific show (basically, how many must-watch shows do you have) - currently, the only thing I always watch regularly is L&O reruns on TNT, USA, and Bravo
10. talk to your extended family - 6-7
11. garden - what's that? This IS Arizona
12. mow the yard - see above
13. read for pleasure - not nearly as often as before I started teaching...now it's maybe twice
14. grocery shop - once
15. shop for "fun" - less than once
16. talk on the phone to a friend for no reason - less than once
17. vacumm - I don't know what vacumming is...now vacuuming...that I don't really do very often (I don't have a vacuum cleaner, which makes is slightly difficult - I use my fantastic dustbuster thingy when I need to)
18. pay bills - once
19. play a board or computer game - less than once
20. watch the news - thrice
21. read the paper - once
22. exercise - twice
23. drink - never
24. sit out on your patio - never (too damn hot)
25. drink coffee - never

  Top


Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e - p l a c e h o l d e r t e x t g o e s h e r e -
about this site   •   advertise on this site  •   contact us  •   privacy policy   •