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"Why do men have nipples?"
Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 02:55 PM (EST)
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"Why do men have nipples?" |
Does anyone know? That question and others answered in this book Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:05 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
Interesting. So I was an emotional chocaholic for six weeks of life. Who knew?
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:11 PM (EST)
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5. "Thanks Beav" |
I was worried about getting people upset with my joke, but now that you've raised THAT issue...i'm all but off the hook!
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:09 PM (EST)
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4. "*evil eye*" |
I am not emotional!
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:18 PM (EST)
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8. "*squinty eyes*" |
Are you patronizing me?
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:28 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: *squinty eyes*" |
Why do you ask?
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calamityc 1041 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-02-05, 06:03 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
Can't believe this is all you guys have to say about starting out as girls!
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frankz 1214 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-02-05, 03:16 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
Same reason panties is/are plural. Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:34 PM (EST)
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17. "cause..." |
There's two legs or two leg holes?
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:38 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: cause..." |
But then, shouldn't a bra be a pair? Two cups, after all.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:39 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: cause..." |
depends on the bra and the level of cleavage *wink*
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 04:06 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: cause..." |
Mmmmm...boobies!
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 04:42 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: cause..." |
*flash* *smooch*
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frankz 1214 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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08-02-05, 04:46 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: cause..." |
Arkie, It's my pleasure. Always willing to help keep an Arkie amused. You know, like writing on both sides of a piece of paper:How do you keep an Arkie busy? Turn over. *ducks and sepentines*
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 05:11 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: cause..." |
*whack*
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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:20 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
Breezy is always looking to answer the hard questions in life...no wonder she did so well in school....*runs so I don't get my forth evil eye today* sig by Syren and bouncy by IceCat
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:21 PM (EST)
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11. "You can run..." |
but you can't hide.
*runs off to email an evil eye to Hobbs*
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:21 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
I thought it was because men needed some place to pierce below their head and above their waist. "To educate a man in mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society." -- Theodore Roosevelt
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:27 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
Ok, I read the real answer in the article. Makes sense.I'll add this, though. Nipples on the chest make hugs feel warmer, because it's an area that's sensitive to heat and touch. So, I might suggest that men were evolutionarily left (or created, for the creationists) with nipples so they'd be good huggers, too, right along with women. Everyone likes a good hug, adults and kids alike. Sounds silly? Makes sense to me, anyway. "Timeless at lightspeed"
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:30 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
You touch on the real question here. Does God have nipples? After all, man was created in His image...so that would explain it, no?
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:33 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
Male nipplets are the origin of the phrase "useless teat." The world is my litterbox. It's a fact.
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 03:35 PM (EST)
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18. "Wierd" |
I always thought that phrase was invented for Pauly Shore.
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 04:10 PM (EST)
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25. "that must be" |
some hug!
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CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 04:44 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
And why do men have nipples?While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.
I guess I'm still an embryo cause I've never stopped following the female template Slice & Dice Sigpic Chop Shop 2005
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-02-05, 05:04 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Why do men have nipples?" |
So the Philiminator would have something to show us a the mat.
Yet another Syren gem © MMV Now siggie-comment free!
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