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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 02:55 PM (EST)
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"Why do men have nipples?"
Does anyone know?

That question and others answered in this book



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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Why do men have nipples? Cyndimaus 08-02-05 1
 RE: Why do men have nipples? J I M B O 08-02-05 2
   RE: Why do men have nipples? clemsonbeav 08-02-05 3
       Thanks Beav J I M B O 08-02-05 5
   *evil eye* Breezy 08-02-05 4
       RE: *evil eye* J I M B O 08-02-05 6
           *squinty eyes* Breezy 08-02-05 8
               RE: *squinty eyes* J I M B O 08-02-05 13
   RE: Why do men have nipples? calamityc 08-02-05 31
 RE: Why do men have nipples? frankz 08-02-05 7
   RE: Why do men have nipples? arkiegrl 08-02-05 15
       cause... Breezy 08-02-05 17
           RE: cause... arkiegrl 08-02-05 19
               RE: cause... Breezy 08-02-05 20
                   RE: cause... arkiegrl 08-02-05 23
                       RE: cause... nailbone 08-02-05 24
                           RE: cause... arkiegrl 08-02-05 26
                       RE: cause... frankz 08-02-05 28
                           RE: cause... arkiegrl 08-02-05 30
 RE: Why do men have nipples? HobbsofMI 08-02-05 9
   You can run... Breezy 08-02-05 11
 RE: Why do men have nipples? KeithFan 08-02-05 10
 RE: Why do men have nipples? cahaya 08-02-05 12
   RE: Why do men have nipples? J I M B O 08-02-05 14
 RE: Why do men have nipples? frisky 08-02-05 16
   Wierd J I M B O 08-02-05 18
   RE: Why do men have nipples? cahaya 08-02-05 21
       RE: Why do men have nipples? frisky 08-02-05 22
           that must be moonbaby 08-02-05 25
 RE: Why do men have nipples? CantStandToLook 08-02-05 27
 RE: Why do men have nipples? Molaholic 08-02-05 29

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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:02 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
They have them so we will have something to discuss here.


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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:05 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"

Interesting. So I was an emotional chocaholic for six weeks of life. Who knew?

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08-02-05, 03:07 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
How can you say that that was part of your life?

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be on your side.

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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:11 PM (EST)
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5. "Thanks Beav"

I was worried about getting people upset with my joke, but now that you've raised THAT issue...i'm all but off the hook!

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:09 PM (EST)
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4. "*evil eye*"
I am not emotional!
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:13 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: *evil eye*"

Sure you're not sweetums. You're...ya know...different.

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:18 PM (EST)
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8. "*squinty eyes*"
Are you patronizing me?
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:28 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: *squinty eyes*"

Why do you ask?
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calamityc 1041 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 06:03 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
Can't believe this is all you guys have to say about starting out as girls!
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frankz 1214 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:16 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
Same reason panties is/are plural.


Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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08-02-05, 03:33 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
That's what I want to know... why are they "panties" instead of panty? And if they are panties, then why isn't it panties-hose instead of pantyhose? And why are jeans, pants, and panties called a pair? There is only one item, so how can it be a pair?

Thanks, frankz. Now I will be pondering this the rest of the afternoon.


blah blah blog and again.

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:34 PM (EST)
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17. "cause..."
There's two legs or two leg holes?
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:38 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: cause..."
But then, shouldn't a bra be a pair? Two cups, after all.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:39 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: cause..."
depends on the bra and the level of cleavage *wink*
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:50 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: cause..."
*looks down*
Yeah, I see what you mean.


blah blah blog and again.

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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 04:06 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: cause..."
Mmmmm...boobies!


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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 04:42 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: cause..."
*flash*
*smooch*

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frankz 1214 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 04:46 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: cause..."
Arkie, It's my pleasure. Always willing to help keep an Arkie amused. You know, like writing on both sides of a piece of paper:

How do you keep an Arkie busy? Turn over.


*ducks and sepentines*

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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 05:11 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: cause..."
*whack*

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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:20 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
Breezy is always looking to answer the hard questions in life...no wonder she did so well in school....

*runs so I don't get my forth evil eye today*


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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:21 PM (EST)
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11. "You can run..."
but you can't hide.

*runs off to email an evil eye to Hobbs*
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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:21 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
I thought it was because men needed some place to pierce below their head and above their waist.


"To educate a man in mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society." -- Theodore Roosevelt

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08-02-05, 03:27 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
Ok, I read the real answer in the article. Makes sense.

I'll add this, though. Nipples on the chest make hugs feel warmer, because it's an area that's sensitive to heat and touch. So, I might suggest that men were evolutionarily left (or created, for the creationists) with nipples so they'd be good huggers, too, right along with women. Everyone likes a good hug, adults and kids alike. Sounds silly? Makes sense to me, anyway.


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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:30 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"

You touch on the real question here.

Does God have nipples?

After all, man was created in His image...so that would explain it, no?

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08-02-05, 03:33 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
Male nipplets are the origin of the phrase "useless teat."


The world is my litterbox.
It's a fact.

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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:35 PM (EST)
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18. "Wierd"

I always thought that phrase was invented for Pauly Shore.
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08-02-05, 03:42 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
Ok, that does it! No more hugs for you!


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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 03:45 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"

The only thing uselesser than two nipplets on a man is eight teatlets on a male cat. WTF?


The world is my litterbox.

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08-02-05, 04:10 PM (EST)
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25. "that must be"
some hug!

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CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 04:44 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
And why do men have nipples?

While only females have mammary glands, we all start out in a similar way in the embryo, the authors explain. The embryo follows a female template until about six weeks, when the male sex chromosome kicks in.

I guess I'm still an embryo cause I've never stopped following the female template


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08-02-05, 05:04 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Why do men have nipples?"
So the Philiminator would have something to show us a the mat.



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