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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:14 PM (EST) "Ask weltek & Nolay" Bring us your questions & we will enlighten you with our answers from the male & female perspective.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay ginger 04-15-05 1    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay kyngsladye 04-15-05 2    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay J Slice 04-15-05 4    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 6    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 7        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 10        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay ginger 04-15-05 15            RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 16                RE: Ask weltek & Nolay ginger 04-15-05 18                    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 21  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay J Slice 04-15-05 3    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 5    Slice girl... RollDdice 04-15-05 8        RE: Slice girl... J Slice 04-15-05 13            RE: Slice girl... newsomewayne 04-15-05 20                RE: Slice girl... J Slice 04-15-05 48    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 9  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay probably clueless 04-15-05 11    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 12    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 14        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay probably clueless 04-15-05 17            RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 19                RE: Ask weltek & Nolay txmomma26 04-15-05 22                    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay RollDdice 04-15-05 27                Scratches head. NolayC 04-15-05 24                    Thank You! probably clueless 04-15-05 29  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay newsomewayne 04-15-05 23    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 25        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay newsomewayne 04-15-05 26    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 28  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay ARnutz 04-15-05 30    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 33        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay ARnutz 04-15-05 36            Quizno's weltek 04-15-05 38                RE: Quizno's ARnutz 04-15-05 42                    RE: Quizno's NolayC 04-15-05 43                        RE: Quizno's ARnutz 04-15-05 44                RE: Quizno's J I M B O 04-15-05 78                    Me, too. weltek 04-15-05 80                        RE: Me, too. J I M B O 04-15-05 83                            RE: Me, too. weltek 04-15-05 84        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay newsomewayne 04-15-05 37            RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 40                RE: Ask weltek & Nolay newsomewayne 04-15-05 56                    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 57  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay sittem 04-15-05 31    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 34    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 39        Buy the card RollDdice 04-15-05 88  Are we getting old and boring? Bobdechemist 04-15-05 32    RE: Are we getting old and boring? weltek 04-15-05 35    RE: Are we getting old and boring? NolayC 04-15-05 41  Ummm weltek NolayC 04-15-05 45    RE: Ummm weltek txmomma26 04-15-05 47        RE: Ummm weltek weltek 04-15-05 49            ummmm hello? Breezy 04-15-05 51  I have a technical question Breezy 04-15-05 46    RE: I have a technical question weltek 04-15-05 50        RE: I have a technical question NolayC 04-15-05 52            another question Breezy 04-15-05 54                RE: another question weltek 04-15-05 55                RE: another question NolayC 04-15-05 59                    I knew it! weltek 04-15-05 79        fine by me Breezy 04-15-05 53  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay Poncho 04-15-05 58    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 64        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay probably clueless 04-15-05 68            RE: Ask weltek & Nolay Poncho 04-15-05 85        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay Poncho 04-15-05 70    Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles... NolayC 04-15-05 67        RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles... weltek 04-15-05 71        RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles... newsomewayne 04-15-05 73        RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles... Poncho 04-15-05 75            RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles... newsomewayne 04-15-05 76                RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles... Poncho 04-15-05 81  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay greenmonstah 04-15-05 60    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 62    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 66  I have one Coconut 04-15-05 61    RE: I have one NolayC 04-15-05 63        Ew, veal Coconut 04-15-05 74            solution weltek 04-15-05 77            RE: Ew, veal NolayC 04-15-05 82    RE: I have one weltek 04-15-05 65  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay newsomewayne 04-15-05 69    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 72  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay DebCapsFan 04-15-05 86    RE: Ask weltek & Nolay weltek 04-15-05 87        RE: Ask weltek & Nolay NolayC 04-15-05 89  RE: Ask weltek & Nolay Superman 04-15-05 90  What was he thinking? iatovttotx78 04-16-05 91

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:28 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Are bisexuals gay, or straight? No, that's being done on a different thresd. How bout, what foodstuffs are appropriate and acceptable to eat in bed? Good morning to you both!   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-15-05, 12:29 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" As long as it doesn't burn skin, I say eat it. Pace yourself from me/I said maybe, baby, please   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:32 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Melty fondue? Not a good idea. Ow. Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:34 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Morning Ginger! I appreciate your question, as I know El is usually your source of guidance. As the straight female of this relationship, I feel any food that doesn't stain the sheets is acceptable. And there must be some general good manners involved. For example: Whipped cream=good Chocolate Syrup=bad Cookies=good, as long as you brush them off the sheets Chips & Salsa=bad, especially if you don't brush off chip crumbs Oh, and if Nolay is making me breakfast, all breakfast food is allowed in bed.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 12:34 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Crackers, if you wouldn't kick the person out of bed for eating crackers you know you have a winner. Do crackers go with Bacon? ask CQ Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:36 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" I'm sure cq finds it acceptable to eat bacon in bed. -WHAT?   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:45 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Thank you! That was a prompt and considered response. Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn will now play the parts of "Nolay" and "Weltek" in my head. I'm still a little skeptical that cq is actually makin Bacon, though. I bet Jimmy Dean knows.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:47 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" As long as I'm the young Katherine Hepburn & not the old shaky version. I'd hate to be that in anyone's mind.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:49 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Of course not! I mean the pre-Desk Set Spencer and Kate. Back then, she looked hot in golf clothes, for heck's sake. I could have said Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks, but would Nolay really have been happy with that one?   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 12:53 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Are you kidding? of course I would have... Spaceballs! among others... I felt bad for the girl in my class whose last name was Schwartz. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:32 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Why do all these crappy crappy things keep happening to me within a week? Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 12:33 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Perpetually bad karma. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:35 PM (EST) 8. "Slice girl..." Did you burn the roof of your mouth? Movie theater nachos: Cheese product superheated by microwave and eaten in the dark.   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:39 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Slice girl..." I wish. Better than a rat-bastard boot-towing combo. Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:53 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Slice girl..." You got towed, too? Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:04 PM (EST) 48. "RE: Slice girl..." Yep! AFTER I paid the fine. Because the idiot woman at the fines office didn't tell me I was supposed to call them back after I paid. So they never knew I had paid the fee, and thus, towed me away. so that's another $175. I'm complaining to the city about this one. Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:35 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" They always were happening to you, you were just in a pot-smoking haze before. Hope that quitting thing is going well.   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:37 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Can you descriibe the assests of my next future-ex-GF for me so I'll know what to be looking for tonight. A Kittyloaf®Original   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 12:39 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" um 28yo, brunette, large rack, works for the UW. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Oh wait that's mine, right, I get confused...   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:43 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Hi Clueless, I just hope she's better looking than the lady you were having tea and scones with this morning. This one's easy- She's blonde, thinks she has big boobs & will therefore wear a skimpy top, but really her chest is just a wrinkly mess from being out in the sun too much. She'll be wearing a lot of gold jewelry and fancy flip flop sandals. My advice? Stay home with a bottle of rum & some fresh shrimp cocktail. You time is better spent fawning over the women of OT. It worked for cq & bacon, it can work for you, too. -What? Isn't that what every woman over 35 looks like in Florida?   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:48 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" -What? Isn't that what every woman over 35 looks like in Florida? and believe it or not, she's only 22. A Kittyloaf®Original   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:52 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Dude, my advice: -Take advantage of her willingness to have sex. All 22 year olds are pretty willing. -In the morning, tell her you are moving to Alaska. If she knows you are still around, she'll just create drama. It's what 22 year olds do (hey, I know, I was 22 once). -wait, was this Nolay or me talking?   Top

txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:53 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" -wait, was this Nolay or me talking? I was about to ask you the same thing. SigPic by Syren   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:59 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" It seemed like a sigjack to me as well.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 12:55 PM (EST) 24. "Scratches head." See that was what I was thinking. Actually I never "moved to Alaska" I took them to the air force recruiters office and had them enlist. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Nolay, helping bolster the ranks of the air force since 1992.   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:59 PM (EST) 29. "Thank You!" Two new excellent alibis. Now maybe I won't have to keep moving the boat around so often to hide. A Kittyloaf®Original   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:55 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" When is the best time to continue the argument with the DW and when is the best time to just roll over and surrender? Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005 Learning on-the-job since June 22, 2002   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 12:57 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 01:00 PM (EST) There is NEVER a good time to continue an argument. There are no arguments, you are never right. The sooner you get used to it the better it will be... for her. Hmmm arguments...hmmmm I find it best to just avoid them in the first place. heated discussions spark from time to time, but I have too many control issues to let it get out of hand--usually. Also practice, practice, practice. Disagree about little stuff from time to time, just to make sure she knows, YOU KNOW where her buttons are. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:58 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" See, that's what she keeps telling me. Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 12:59 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Wayne, wayne, wayne. It's always best to roll over & surrender. You'll otherwise just waste everyone's time. If you have some valid points, put them on that little card that comes with the bouquet of flowers. The only time we cave is when there are flowers or gifts involved. -I would think almost three years would have taught you that.   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:04 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" What should I have for lunch? I'm hungry.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:08 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" A grilled chicken sandwich with bacon, BBQ & cheddar. And some fries. Do you have a mall food court near you? And does it have a Steak Escape? Go there. Otherwise, celebrate McDonald's bday with some Chicken McNuggets. Try the new chipotle bbq sauce. It's good.   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:14 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Never heard of Steak Escape. A grilled chicken sandwich with cheddar sounds yummy, but I don't do bacon ~ that's CQ's dept. McD's??? Nah, haven't eaten there in about 5 years. Hmmm... perhaps I'll go to Quizno's   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:15 PM (EST) 38. "Quizno's" If I recall, they have a nice mesquite bbq grilled chicken....   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:17 PM (EST) 42. "RE: Quizno's" Everything they have is yummy! OK, I've decided on where to go. Now how do I decide what to get? Speaking of steak (almost), they have a yummy Steakhouse Beef Dip sammich!   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 01:20 PM (EST) 43. "RE: Quizno's" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 01:21 PM (EST) the beef dip is good. They had a wonderful zesty ranchy bbq chicken thing the last time I went there, well worth it. The Angus steak one wasn't bad either. I'm having bbq country style boneless ribs, a baked potato, and corn with a diet pepsi---and left over Tastefully Simple samplers I brought to work. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Steak Escape---outstanding fries.   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:22 PM (EST) 44. "RE: Quizno's" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 01:22 PM (EST) Okey dokey! I will get chicken since both of you suggested chicken! ETA: Can I just have your lunch? It'll save me the trip! BBQ = Yummy   Top

J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:19 PM (EST) 78. "RE: Quizno's" i miss the spongemonkeys...why'd they stop those ads?   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:21 PM (EST) 80. "Me, too." I think we are in the minority. Nolay likes Baby Bob a lot.   Top

J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:31 PM (EST) 83. "RE: Me, too." which one is baby bob?   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:34 PM (EST) 84. "RE: Me, too." He's this baby, that sits around talking about Quizno's. Has the same "voice" as the guy that did the Mitsubishi radio commercials. Kind of like a dirty old man in a bar. You can see the new Baby Bob commercial here: http://www.quiznos.com/   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:15 PM (EST) 37. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" mmmm...Steak Escape. *runs to add this and Chik-fil-a to the list on the McDonald's thresd.* Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:16 PM (EST) 40. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Aren't their fries the BEST?   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:33 PM (EST) 56. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" absolutely! When I go, I have to flip a coin to decide if I want grilled steak or grilled chicken. Whoever invented frying onions, green peppers and mushrooms, mixing 'em with cheese, and then puttin' on stuff to eat aught to have their face carved on a mountain somewhere. Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:36 PM (EST) 57. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Totally great observation.   Top

sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-15-05, 01:05 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 01:07 PM (EST) Considering the fact that I haven't yet gotten a card or ANY gift yet for our 33rd wedding anniversary today, am I in trouble? What should I do? We ARE leaving later this afternoon for a camping weekend away from the kids and fam so I'm kinda considering that "enough". We're not cooking any food so will be eating out several times, including a couple of restaurants she likes. And, we'll be taking some long walks on the trails in the state park - something she'll really enjoy. I've just been so busy using all my extra time to plan this birthday party/TAR event for Sunday afternoon. Do I get a "pass" this year? (we're not highly celebratory people anyway - I'm not sure we ever ended up doing anything special for 25 - I think we were really busy and were going to do something "later", but I'm not sure later ever arrived - now I can't remember). 2002 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:11 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" You have, what, about 2 hours to hit a Walgreen's & pick up a card? Do it. now. Tuck it somwhere she'll find it & be surprised. But make sure she finds it before dinner is over. -a weekend getaway + a card=safe.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 01:15 PM (EST) 39. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Isn't 33 years with you enough... wow, and congratulations. I would say just simply make the weekend special. Although I hear in a card is never an option. Once I took weltek to a store and showed her the card I was going to get for her. I found out at THAT moment, that A) that was not appropriate--no matter how funny I thought I was and B) a card is a requirement. But I think that goes both ways too. Have a great weekend! Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 04:14 PM (EST) 88. "Buy the card" Speaking of greeting cards... One year I waited until the very last minute to buy a Mother's Day card. The card rack had been picked over by vultures. I ended up with one that said, "To someone who's been like a mother to me..." Fortunately, the maternal unit has a sense of humor.   Top

Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-15-05, 01:06 PM (EST) 32. "Are we getting old and boring?" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 01:10 PM (EST) I just removed my post as I realised it was in no way PG-13. I think it was drifting from the other threads. I'll think of some other query.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:12 PM (EST) 35. "RE: Are we getting old and boring?" Yes. Nolay & I are getting old & boring. How perceptive of you.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 01:17 PM (EST) 41. "RE: Are we getting old and boring?" It's the hair isn't it? Really it's not a comb over. I'm only 32 darn it. Whoops, did I let that slip? Handcrafted by RollDdice.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 01:49 PM (EST) 45. "Ummm weltek" What are we going to feed our nearly 9 yo nephew and 10 yo niece tonight that will be fun and further my reign as "favorite uncle" Do you think they will bring the Spongebob DVD? Handcrafted by RollDdice. Babysitting, it's like having kids for a weekend at a time.   Top

txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:54 PM (EST) 47. "RE: Ummm weltek" Pizza. And go buy the Incredibles, while you're at it.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:06 PM (EST) 49. "RE: Ummm weltek" My sister is picking up a Papa Murphy's pizza. We bought nephew the Incredibles for his birthday. They also got the Spongebob movie, but Nolay & I haven't seen it yet......   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:08 PM (EST) 51. "ummmm hello?" I asked a question. *pout*   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 01:51 PM (EST) 46. "I have a technical question" Is there any way to get the weather channel to show my local on the 8's now that I've switched to DirectTV? Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Sigpic by Syren.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:07 PM (EST) 50. "RE: I have a technical question" The internet is your friend. I check all my weather on the net and on my local news at 7:45 a.m. Geez, Breezy, there's more to life than the Weather Channel. -I should be asking YOU-how's the new Clinique stuff?   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 02:09 PM (EST) 52. "RE: I have a technical question" no Breezy you can't, an issue I had as well. Now I don't even have the weather channel on my favorites list--a Dish thing Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:12 PM (EST) 54. "another question" The techy dude hooked up the receiver upstairs to the S video and so you have to push the video switch button a bunch of times in order for the picture to come in. Is there anyway to make the TV stay on S video?   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:16 PM (EST) 55. "RE: another question" I've got a 50/50 shot on this one. I say yes, but you'll have to buy some new cables or something. -clueless when it comes to this stuff.   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 02:52 PM (EST) 59. "RE: another question" Sounds like a television issue--is that what you are having to switch? I put my Dish on Video 1, my DVD on Video 2... Honestly unless you have an HDTV you will not notice the difference between an S video cable and RCA--the red, white & yellow ones. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:20 PM (EST) 79. "I knew it!" See, I knew there were cables involved.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:10 PM (EST) 53. "fine by me" but DH doesn't do the internet quite as well as I do. *grin* So far ok, BM seems to go on a little smoother but I still see my pores. *shrug*   Top

Poncho 787 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-15-05, 02:49 PM (EST) 58. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 03:01 PM (EST) Here is my question - Why are men so clueless and stupid most of the time! Ok, here is the story: We both work full time and have 2 kids. I get home yesterday and I was feeling like crap, but I cooked dinner, cleaned the kitchen and started laundry. Well I did not put his jeans in the dryer because I fell asleep about 9:00 because I felt so bad. Then he has the NERVE to call me while I am at work this morning and ask me why I did not dry his jeans! He is the one who wears the !@#$%% jeans, he should have checked on them last night. AND he is off work on Fridays!!!! ARGGGGGGGGGGG Poncho Men are @#$!%^'s! Sorry I don't mean to offend any OT men, not all men, just my husband right now!   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:02 PM (EST) 64. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Poncho, I feel like I've lived your story many times. A simple answer to why men can be clueless and stupid? Because they just aren't always sensitive to other's feelings. And they don't care how they phrase things. Instead of saying: "I didn't realize my jeans were still in the washer. I appreciate you starting the laundry, but I would've put them in the dryer had I known. Let me know next time if you need some help. Do you feel better today?", he said "Why didn't you dry my jeans last night? I don't have anything to wear." There's a disconnect between what they actually think and what they say.   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:06 PM (EST) 68. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" I don't get it. A Kittyloaf®Original *Does that make me clueless?*   Top

Poncho 787 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-15-05, 03:36 PM (EST) 85. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" >*Does that make me >clueless?* Why yes, yes it does Poncho   Top

Poncho 787 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-15-05, 03:09 PM (EST) 70. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 03:09 PM (EST) Thank you Weltek, that was great! How easy it would have been for him to just word it the way you just did, the moron! Now all he has done is made me mad and given me a headache! I think I need to get thicker skin, and just chalk it up to male stupidity. Poncho   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 03:05 PM (EST) 67. "Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles..." but here goes. Because. I realized that I am often times less than helpful in some tasks around the house, but I try to make up for it in other area's, and I'm not breaking it down into "man's work" and "woman's work" either. I have an affinity for vaccuuming so I do it, and generally without asking. the lawn on the other hand and most things outdoors I do thrive at, but that's more of a hobby. As I remind weltek... If you want something from a guy, ask for it. We, generally, respond better to direct questions/requests than from suggestions or innuendo. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:11 PM (EST) 71. "RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles..." >I realized that I am often >times less than helpful in >some tasks around the house, True dat. >have an affinity for vaccuuming >so I do it, and >generally without asking. But, you assuming vaccuuming only needs to be done once/mo. I have to do it if I want it done more than that. And sucking up Asian Beetles doesn't count as vaccuuming. >the lawn on the other hand >and most things outdoors I >do thrive at, but that's >more of a hobby. He does ROCK at lawn work when he's ambitious. And he washes the cars & keeps the water softener full of salt without being asked. >As I remind weltek... If you >want something from a guy, >ask for it. We, generally, >respond better to direct questions/requests >than from suggestions or innuendo. He does have to remind me of that often. It still irks me, but I'm trying just be accepting of the situation.   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:12 PM (EST) 73. "RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles..." As I remind weltek... If you want something from a guy, ask for it. We, generally, respond better to direct questions/requests than from suggestions or innuendo. This should be every other point mentioned in oragnized pre-marriage counseling. Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

Poncho 787 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-15-05, 03:16 PM (EST) 75. "RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles..." Good suggestion Nolay, I guess I just need to start asking him to help more. (by the way he does no house work, besides picking up after himself) I would just assume he would see me struggling to get things done, and try to jump in to help.. I guess that is what I get for assuming... Poncho   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:18 PM (EST) 76. "RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles..." assume: as*sume v. 1) to make an a.s.s out of you and...pretty much just you. Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

Poncho 787 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 04-15-05, 03:27 PM (EST) 81. "RE: Ok, I'm out of 10 foot poles..." *snort* Thanks for making me laugh! Poncho   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:52 PM (EST) 60. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Hi!   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 03:01 PM (EST) 62. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Hi Monsty! Why don't you love coco anymore? Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:03 PM (EST) 66. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Could you phrase that as a question (i.e., "Hi?")???   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 02:59 PM (EST) 61. "I have one" The Monsty doesn't love me anymore. Why? "I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 03:01 PM (EST) 63. "RE: I have one" *Reserving this space until Monsty answers the question above* Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:13 PM (EST) 74. "Ew, veal" I just do not like veal, mainly for emotional reasons. Why veal I do not know, because lamb I love. And another question: How can I be such a moron as to shake nutmeg (instead of cajun seasoning) all over my roasting chicken? How could I have mixed up the two jars? "I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:18 PM (EST) 77. "solution" http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/text/2002187184_nutmeg23.html   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 03:27 PM (EST) 82. "RE: Ew, veal" I agree with the veal, I think i've had it once in my life. Last week weltek was like "wow look at all the calves over there" then "oh yea, veal farm" We drive by one every day...twice. Ok, nutty... did you or did you not smell the nutmeg as you were shaking it on to the chicken? Did this smell not make you go Hmmm? Labels, use them, love them. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:03 PM (EST) 65. "RE: I have one" Isn't it obvious? She's gellus you're Canadian.   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:09 PM (EST) 69. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Does this count as a swoop? Laziness Suggested by Syren, 2005   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 03:12 PM (EST) 72. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Yes, it's swooptastic!   Top

DebCapsFan 2747 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 03:46 PM (EST) 86. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Hi Weltek. Do you miss me? Do you wish you were here for the DC area OT peep meet this Saturday? (sans banana...) Made for me by RolldDice.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-15-05, 04:01 PM (EST) 87. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Of course I miss you! I'll be there in spirit!   Top

NolayC 1251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 04-15-05, 04:27 PM (EST) 89. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" Nothing to see here.... Spirit? like Rum because it's nearly quitting time--as you can all tell the world is safer because I'm working today--and I'm thirsty. Handcrafted by RollDdice. Do you know why they call it Veal? Because it wouldn't sell if they called it "Dead Baby Cows".   Top

Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 04-15-05, 07:29 PM (EST) 90. "RE: Ask weltek & Nolay" What number am I think of right now? And a follow up question, why am I thinking it? It's Blog!   Top

iatovttotx78 2645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 04-16-05, 00:27 AM (EST) 91. "What was he thinking?" Since Christmas, I've been having a long distance reltaionship with a guy from back home (Iowa, I am in Texas). I thought things were going really well until the day before yesterday when, out of the blue, he called and broke up with me (claiming the long-distance thing was too hard). Then last night, he called and told me that he wanted me back, that he'd made a mistake. I come to find out that on the night he broke up with me, he went out to a bar, picked up a girl, took her home, and had sex with her. He doesn't seem to think that there was a problem with what he did. What the hell was he thinking? I do love this man, should I try to work things out with him or not? ~Tim~ fighting for peace is like fvcking for virginity.   Top

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