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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:16 PM (EST)
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"anyone got any Elmer's? "
cause I'm completely unglued.

How are you today?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? mrc 04-05-05 1
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Coconut 04-05-05 2
   RE: anyone got any Elmer's? miamicatt 04-05-05 5
       RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Coconut 04-05-05 6
           RE: anyone got any Elmer's? miamicatt 04-05-05 13
               RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Coconut 04-05-05 14
                   RE: anyone got any Elmer's? miamicatt 04-05-05 15
   RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Dizwiz 04-05-05 8
       RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Seana 04-05-05 9
           Now it all makes sense! Dizwiz 04-05-05 10
           RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Coconut 04-05-05 11
           RE: anyone got any Elmer's? mrc 04-05-05 35
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? miamicatt 04-05-05 3
 How 'bout Old Bay? samiam 04-05-05 4
   RE: How 'bout Old Bay? Wheezy 04-05-05 33
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? Silvergirl1 04-05-05 7
 I'm borderline moonbaby 04-05-05 12
   RE: I'm borderline CantStandToLook 04-05-05 42
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? thndrkttn 04-05-05 16
   RE: anyone got any Elmer's? HobbsofMI 04-05-05 25
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? MandyM 04-05-05 17
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? txmomma26 04-05-05 18
 Me Too, Me Too samboohoo 04-05-05 19
   RE: Me Too, Me Too ginger 04-05-05 20
       RE: Me Too, Me Too Dizwiz 04-05-05 22
           RE: Me Too, Me Too ginger 04-05-05 24
   Poor Baby Boo Coconut 04-05-05 39
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? nailbone 04-05-05 21
   ???? txmomma26 04-05-05 23
       RE: ???? TeamJoisey 04-05-05 34
           RE: ???? txmomma26 04-05-05 38
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? jkokoj 04-05-05 26
 Y'all are amateurs Gothmog 04-05-05 27
   RE: Y'all are amateurs arkiegrl 04-05-05 28
   RE: Y'all are amateurs SilverStar 04-05-05 29
       RE: Y'all are amateurs Devious Weasel 04-05-05 30
           RE: Y'all are amateurs SilverStar 04-05-05 37
   You? moonbaby 04-05-05 32
   RE: Y'all are amateurs true 04-05-05 40
       RE: Y'all are amateurs samiam 04-05-05 43
   RE: Y'all are amateurs txmomma26 04-05-05 41
   RE: Y'all are amateurs Immunegirl 04-05-05 44
 RE: anyone got any Elmer's? udg 04-05-05 31
 Awww Darlin... true 04-05-05 36

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:18 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
A little pasty after reading Hobbs' barf thread.

A Nefarious Dice Creation

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04-05-05, 12:18 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Lousy, thanks for asking.

*joins pooh in the unglued corner*

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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:19 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
*sits down next to Coco to discuss younger men*
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:21 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "

Now feeling slightly less crappy.

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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:29 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Glad I could help. Just go to your happy place. Mine involves a hotel room and a variety of scented oils.
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04-05-05, 12:35 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "

hmmm.. Daniel Radcliffe and a back alley..

I am going to hell.

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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:40 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
I'll save you a seat down front.
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04-05-05, 12:23 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-05 AT 12:24 PM (EST)

Also lousy, and irritated with my Botox-sucking, Lexus-driving spoiled-brat sister-in-law.
*joins Pooh and Coco in the unglued corner*



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04-05-05, 12:25 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Both members of the Puncuation Patrol are out-of-sorts? This is no doubt the work of Dr. Misplaced A.S.S.


Zounds!

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Dizwiz 2699 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:27 PM (EST)
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10. "Now it all makes sense!"
Why didn't I think of that? Come to think of it, the offending relative has no sense of grammar, punctuation, or correct spelling. Clearly, this is the A.S.S. at work.


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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:27 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
You'd misplace your ##### too, if your child had repeated ear infections and you had a case of PMS the size of Asia.

*grumblebitchgrumble*



"I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum

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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 01:56 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
I take no responsibility for these actions/feelings/emotions/hormones.

A Nefarious Dice Creation
I am simply a humble man trying to make it in the world. Why must I be persecuted?

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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-05, 12:18 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
About the same dear.

No Elmer's but I have some old nail glue that should do the trick.


RollDdice it was handcrafted by. Thankful Miamicatt is.

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4. "How 'bout Old Bay?"
My boss told me I'm crabby today and that he fears me.


At least part of that is as it should be.

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33. "RE: How 'bout Old Bay?"
That's because of the chocolate bunnies.


What. Are you looking at.

Wheeze * Everything In Between

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04-05-05, 12:22 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "

Feeling better now that my laxative worked overnight. Aren't you glad you asked?

Love ya. How's your hair today?

Silvergirl
Do you need Elmer's for your hairpiece or your false eyelashes?
Life is Good!

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12. "I'm borderline"
postal and surrounded by useless people.

Thanks for allowing me the chance to vent!

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42. "RE: I'm borderline"
why didn't you tell me you worked in my office

lazynoworkingsumbitchesgrumblegrumble


r u a bot?

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04-05-05, 12:41 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Given how badly my last two weeks have gone, I am doing okay for today. I even received my two Zero 7 cds in the mail yesterday and they are awesome!

Although, I have meeting with the FBI at 2:00 that could ruin everything.

*hugs for everyone having a carpy day*


sheer brilliance by syren

-no glue but I have two ace bandages on my arm you could borrow to tie yourself together and a half of a fiberglass cast you could beat someone with.

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04-05-05, 01:09 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
FBI? Are there others in the OT that will need to talk to them after you are done?


created by Syren

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17. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Sorry...got no Elmer's...but I can give you some of my youngest daughter's infected-pearly-green-oozing-eye-goop out of her pink eye. It works pretty effectively in glueing her eyes shut, so it should work for you!


MM Poor kid - I feel like I'm torturing her putting those drops in her eyes every 4 hours. On the plus side, I get to watch All My Children today! Woo Hoo!

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18. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
I have no Elmers white stuff, but I do have:

Sorry...couldn't resist. What's going on with Pooh today???

I'm ready to lose my mind, and like Moonie, I'm surrounded by idjuts. Totally useless in the grand scheme of things. Job search? Begins now.


SigPic by Syren

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19. "Me Too, Me Too"
At this point, I think I need Crazy Glue.

Conner's lungs are great, and they don't think he has asthma. Everyone, please clap, this is a great day for us. But . . .

we saw an allergist yesterday, and I'm not sure we really got any answers. He's allergic to "Timothy Grass," which is a mixture of grasses. I guess the positive to that is that I can include this in our "drug" talk when that day comes. We still don't have a definate answer for his cough except that maybe he has chronic sinus infections, so we are now using Nasonex. And . . .

he has Pink Eye and an ear infection.


Crowned by Pooh. Decorated by Syren

Perhaps I should go to high schools and be a spokeswoman for birth control.

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20. "RE: Me Too, Me Too"
Wow. Pink eye AND an ear infection? He gets the award for Suckiest Day so far. *smooshes* to all Boos.

And all Poohs.

And all of youze.




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22. "RE: Me Too, Me Too"
Youze toos.


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24. "RE: Me Too, Me Too"
Thankz, Diz.




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39. "Poor Baby Boo"
I'm glad he doesn't have athsma, but the ear infection sucks. Dominou sympathises. He's glad he doesn't have pinkeye too.

Of course, he doesn't have pinkeye because he gave it to me.

*rubs eyes*



"I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum

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21. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
I'm just tired. Droopy, ya know.


New from Sigs by Syren!!

Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

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23. "????"


Yes, it's quickly becoming that kind of day.

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34. "RE: ????"
Why is he sniffing his finger?


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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38. "RE: ????"
It must be the glue.


SigPic by Syren

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26. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
may have to join you folks in that little corner!
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27. "Y'all are amateurs"
I challenge anyone on this board to have had a suckier week than mine's been.

geg comes the closest. tYco

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28. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
{hugs}
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29. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
*hugs* If it will make you feel better, you can ignore me. Oh wait, you already do that.


Syren? she awesome.
WTF does tYco mean? It's been driving me crazy, but I'm way too lazy to go and look it up on my own.

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30. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
tyCo = thank you Captain obvious


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37. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Thank you Dweeze. I can sleep at night again. Well, if I can ever figure out how to type the *click click* sound, that is.


Syren? she awesome.

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32. "You?"
I *heart*
Feel better, GM.

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40. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Perk UP Gothmom, it's opening day! Hot dogs for everyone!



I really am sorry your week is sucky. I hope I made you smile....just a little.

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43. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Yeah, nothing like opening day to cheer up a Cubs fan, especially when Prior's starting out on the DL. Way to go, true.


*hugs* to Gothmom...and, well, true, too, I guess.

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41. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Aww....*hugs* to Goth!


Why have I not seen you in the bar lately?

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44. "RE: Y'all are amateurs"
{{hugs to Goth}} Sorry to hear that things are going badly.


Gothmog is the greatest.

blog

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31. "RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
I don't know what the problem is, but I think it's contageous.

I'm tempted to smudge my house, and I don't even believe in smudging!


Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004

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36. "Awww Darlin..."
I only have a moment to spare (nap time, you know) so I'll sing you a few lines, and be off...

Well I was drunk the day my mama got outta prison
And I went to pick 'er up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup..truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train.

See, things could be worse.

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