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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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"So what else should I eat?"
In the past 24 hours, I have consumed:

Three pieces of pizza
2 pieces of Navajo fry bread (nod to technoir)
1 helping of blackened chicken fettucine alfredo (with yummy tomatoes)
two beers
1 rum and coke
3 cans of Diet Coke
several glasses of ice water
two onion rings
two portions of bacon cheddar potato skins with sour cream
two slices of fried zuccini dipped in ranch dressing
several chips with artichoke spinach dip

Yes, some of these things were eaten as breakfast.

I have my doubts that I can fit into anything with a waistband today after that greasefest.

But my insane mother is arriving sometime today and staying two weeks. So what else should I eat? I'm thinking about eating the tobacco out of my ciggies next.


Wheeze
and yes, I *am* calling myself fat

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: So what else should I eat? TechNoir 03-12-05 1
   RE: So what else should I eat? diamond 03-12-05 3
       RE: So what else should I eat? TechNoir 03-12-05 5
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 6
 RE: So what else should I eat? diamond 03-12-05 2
   RE: So what else should I eat? TechNoir 03-12-05 4
       RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 8
       RE: So what else should I eat? diamond 03-12-05 10
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 16
 RE: So what else should I eat? brvnkrz 03-12-05 7
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 9
 RE: So what else should I eat? Bobdechemist 03-12-05 11
   RE: So what else should I eat? greenmonstah 03-12-05 34
       RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 51
       RE: So what else should I eat? RealityRocks3 03-12-05 57
 RE: So what else should I eat? arkiegrl 03-12-05 12
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 13
 RE: So what else should I eat? Swami 03-12-05 14
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 15
       RE: So what else should I eat? Swami 03-12-05 17
           RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 20
 RE: So what else should I eat? syren 03-12-05 18
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 52
 RE: So what else should I eat? foonermints 03-12-05 19
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 21
       RE: So what else should I eat? foonermints 03-12-05 23
           RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 30
               RE: So what else should I eat? foonermints 03-12-05 32
 RE: So what else should I eat? TechNoir 03-12-05 22
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 25
       RE: So what else should I eat? TechNoir 03-12-05 26
           RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 31
               RE: So what else should I eat? TechNoir 03-12-05 33
                   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 49
 RE: So what else should I eat? greenmonstah 03-12-05 24
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 27
   RE: So what else should I eat? foonermints 03-12-05 29
 RE: So what else should I eat? AugustGirl 03-12-05 28
   I was just gonna say Coconut 03-12-05 35
       RE: I was just gonna say AugustGirl 03-12-05 37
           I was going to suggest moonbaby 03-12-05 40
               RE: I was going to suggest AugustGirl 03-12-05 41
                   RE: I was going to suggest Wheezy 03-12-05 53
       RE: I was just gonna say greenmonstah 03-12-05 39
           RE: I was just gonna say Bobdechemist 03-12-05 43
 RE: So what else should I eat? strid333 03-12-05 36
   great idea! moonbaby 03-12-05 38
 RE: So what else should I eat? samiam 03-12-05 42
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 46
 RE: So what else should I eat? Gothmog 03-12-05 44
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 47
 RE: So what else should I eat? Spidey 03-12-05 45
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 48
       RE: So what else should I eat? Spidey 03-12-05 61
           RE: So what else should I eat? anotherkim 03-12-05 62
 RE: So what else should I eat? Mysterious Jedi 03-12-05 50
   RE: So what else should I eat? Wheezy 03-12-05 54
 RE: So what else should I eat? probably clueless 03-12-05 55
 So, who locked the hamster IceCat 03-12-05 56
 RE: So what else should I eat? badger 03-12-05 58
 RE: So what else should I eat? pythonfan 03-12-05 59
 RE: So what else should I eat? seahorse 03-12-05 60
 RE: So what else should I eat? anotherkim 03-12-05 63

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 11:15 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Sounds like you need some dessert.


How'd the fry bread go?


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03-12-05, 11:16 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Ha! I see we think alike.


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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 11:17 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: So what else should I eat?"


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03-12-05, 11:19 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
*rummages around in the fridge*

There's some cheesecake left over from, uh, 13 days ago. You think it's still good?


Wheeze
Yummy! I like 'em nice and crispy. I sprinkled cinnamon sugar on some and the kids had them for a bedtime snack.

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2. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I don't see anything sweet in that list (the beverages don't count). How about some candy? Or ice cream.


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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 11:17 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I told her last night about strawberries dipped in chocolate. I guess she didn't want to listen.


"Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson


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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 11:20 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

I didn't have any strawberries

Wheeze

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diamond 2307 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 11:21 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
That sounds perfect. Lesson for Wheezy: always listen to TechNoir.


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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 01:09 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

I found some pre-packaged ice cream cones in the freezer. Who invented these things? The cone tastes like cardboard.

So I compensated by eating two.

Wheeze
I ate the ice cream part and tossed the cones.

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03-12-05, 11:20 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
As long as your cigarettes are lights, it shouldn't add any extra poundage.

It's a Syren.
From now on I will behave but in the back of my mind I will be enslaved.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 11:21 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Oh crud.
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03-12-05, 11:22 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I think it might be wrong that I read this and got really hungry. Sounds like you had a fun night out.

Maybe you could go buy some really, really chewy caramels. This is good for knawing on when you are trying not to say something. They can also be fed to annoying relatives to help keep them quiet.

Hamsters don't get fat. They just get plump..and juicy...mmmmm...deep fried hamster....

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03-12-05, 02:19 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
What if Marmie Wheeze pronounces the word kar-mel and our Corkey Wheeze pronounces it kar-a-mel? Things could get tense. Very, very tense.


Too risky, Bob. I am going to need an edit and resubmission on your post.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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51. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Oh yes. She pronounces it car-mole. Definitely a problem.

Wheeze
You just like saying 'Bob'.

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03-12-05, 04:46 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Eat some crackers and cheese!
-Sharon
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03-12-05, 11:57 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I think I would have to have some Tums after all of that.


Syren rocks.
I'm such a blog ho, I've made three. So, here's one.

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03-12-05, 12:03 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Oh yeah...add to that list 2 pink Tums.

Wheeze
I hate the green ones. Hate em.

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03-12-05, 01:04 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I want Navaho fry bread. I haven't had any in years!

If your insane mother is staying for a while I suggest you roast some crows and have them available in the fridge for those sudden eating-crow snack attacks.



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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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15. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
will grackles work?


Wheeze
Swami makes me laugh

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17. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
No. They are dilettantes.



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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 01:55 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Not if they are well seasoned.


Wheeze
that's imposterish!

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syren 5418 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 01:36 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I can share some of my lunch. Apples and Strawberries with that yummy fruit dip. Syrenboy and cousins are also having string cheese.

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 03:53 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

There's no fat in that.
I'll take a string cheese though.
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19. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
How about..


So good! Much better than, um, eels?

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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21. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Eww. I hate peas.

Wheeze
and I refuse to give them a chance.

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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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03-12-05, 02:01 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I remember!


mind like a trap

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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30. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

So you're trying to poison me?

Wheeze
mine too. but it resembles a fryer basket.

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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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32. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Never!


but I am making an apple pie today. Fuji or Delicious? I'll save you a piece.

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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22. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I'm having a sandwich of radishes and sweet butter on a rosemary roll for lunch. Want one?


"Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson


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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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25. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

That is an interesting combination--it sounds really good. Did you salt the butter?

Wheeze

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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings
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26. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Actually I salted the radishes. (I also tucked in a tiny bit of watercress.)


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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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31. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

did you slice them or does your sandwich resemble a pink meatball sub?

Wheeze
salt is good

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33. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Sliced, laid gently across one another in a criss-cross fashion. Lovely white circles with a rosy edge.

Sheesh. It's a sandwich.


"Fear is just another word for ignorance." Hunter S. Thompson


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49. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

get all mad, why don'tcha.


Wheeze
I think I'm losing the sugar buzz. *sniffle*

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24. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Wa-wa-wa-waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Two weeks? Will it help if you think of it as being just one fortnight?

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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27. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
settle down, girly.


Wheeze
maybe...if I can call her Marmie.

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29. "RE: So what else should I eat?"


Isn't that forty days and forty nights?
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28. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Cookies!


Visits by insane Mothers go better with cookies. And lots of booze.

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35. "I was just gonna say"

I think she needs a beer.

Gnawed, Bob.

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37. "RE: I was just gonna say"
An entire keg.


Did you just call me Bob?

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40. "I was going to suggest"
a frosty adult beverage-dessert and a calming tonic all in one!

Frozen Toasted Almond:
add
2 oz amaretto
2 oz Kahlua
2 oz light cream or milk
to a blender with ice

Whirrrrrrrrr around, drink up.
Ah!


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41. "RE: I was going to suggest"
Moonie! Pour me some please.

<------- Right here

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53. "RE: I was going to suggest"
I think you three are on the right track.

Sounds yummy, Moon!

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39. "RE: I was just gonna say"
I think Bob gnows how to spell knawed.



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43. "RE: I was just gonna say"
You know, I thought it looked funny, but I find a lot of words look funny.....

"I'm a gnu"
"A gnother gnu"
"I'm gonna g-g-g-g-gnash my teeth at you"

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36. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Potato salad. mmmmmmmmmmm


Three is the perfect number.

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38. "great idea!"
I think I'm going to have to make some now, strid

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42. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Eat something that is so garlicky your mother won't be able to stand being around you. I'd also suggest ceasing to shower and wearing the same clothes all the time. They might see a sudden need to get the hell back to Michigan.


Don't eat the filters without some salsa.

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46. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

my mother wears the same clothes all the time. I can't imagine she even brought a suitcase.

Wheeze
or maybe she's beautician, and she's always working.

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44. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Stressed, are we?


Girl scout cookies! Want a box? or 10?

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47. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

WHAT!?!?!

Wheeze
I sadly lost my girl scout in the move

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45. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Want a "Now & Later?"

Spideyboy just brought a gob-load home from a party.

But he did lose his balloon to the skies on the way to the car. I had to laugh, because it happened 3 seconds after he shrugged me off when I told him to hold it tight.


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48. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Ha! I LOVE it when kids lose balloons. It is sooo funny to see that look on their faces.

Wheeze
uh-oh. Did I just say that out loud?

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61. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
uh-oh. Did I just say that out loud?

I'm guessing so, because I just cackled out loud. For at least a minute or two.

I swear I told him 4 times he was going to lose it. But no, he swore it would be safe between his teeth. Until he tried to say goodbye to someone. Dumbass.



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62. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-05 AT 08:20 PM (EST)


I'm, laughing so hard that I may puke. I'm glad to know that my kids aren't the only ones who do things like that.



--I have also been know to invoke "dumbass" when they weren't listening. Some people think that is wrong, but if your mother can't call you on it, then who really can?

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50. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
Chocolate milk!


and olive juice

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54. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

Yes! It's my chocolate milk buddy. Remember that thread a year or two ago?
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55. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
I've been told by reliable OT sources that my cookie bars don't suck.


A Kittyloaf®Original

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56. "So, who locked the hamster"
... in a bar overnight?
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03-12-05, 04:57 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
hey wheezy,
i recommend ben & jerry's oatmeal cookies something-or-other flavor ice cream: cinnamon ice cream with chocolate chunks and oatmeal cookies.

you see, the oatmeal makes it healthy.

i had some for breakfast.

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03-12-05, 06:38 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
LAST EDITED ON 03-12-05 AT 06:41 PM (EST)

You're making me hungry.

Today I have eaten one apple. And I had 1/2 of a 20 ounce coke with lime.

It's 5:30 p.m.

Maybe I'll go fix dinner.

Oh - and may I suggest cheesecake?

You'd think I was skinny...but the sloth outbids the lack of calories.

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03-12-05, 07:14 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: So what else should I eat?"
22 more beers, an even case.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

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03-12-05, 08:21 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: So what else should I eat?"

you need some cheese. That's what I'm having for dinner. I feel kind of ookey. Cheese and pretzels.


--although after reading your list, even cheese and pretzels make me feel squeamy.

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