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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-02, 00:19 AM (EST) "Oh, That is SO Wrong" There is a house down the street from me, they still have a Pumpkin on the front porch. WRONG!! I went to a new resturant in my town to pick up Chinese take out last friday. This really scuzzy, smelly, dirty guy came in. I looked over to where my Kid was sitting by the door ( so my eyes were down) I saw the icky guy's fly was down, and OMG I think I saw NUT!!!! WRONG!! The new Pet Smart ad, where the attractive couple is in a bathtub filled with bubbles, and they are TAKING A BATH WITH THEIR DOG!!!!!!! Really WRONG!!! Veggie Tales Live!! Ok eight foot tall Christian Vegatables, live on Stage!!!!! Just WRONG!!!! ( and kinda scary) My Husband turned the wrong burner on the stove and burned up the burner cover. I wasn't home, but I hear there were actual Flames, and the smoke detector went off ( Kids talk) Now this could happen to anyone, any one with stove covers has burned them at one time. But he left the whole soggy burned up nasty mess all over the stove top for me to clean when I got home. Hate to #####, but this is ....WRONG!!! Bacon. Remember when a package of Bacon was actually a pound of Bacon? Now it is 12 oz. of bacon in the same size package trying to pass itself off as 16 oz. WRONG! Mr Garrison and his Dad obsession ( those who watch South Park know) WAY WAY WRONG!! Barry Manilow, I know, I know, Wrong enough right there, but Barry has a NEW song!! Yep, a really cheesy upbeat disco song. OMG this is SO WRONG!!!!! Barry, looks exactly the same as he did in 1976!!! This is against nature and therefore WRONG!!! ( don't get me started on the Maniloonies) Herbal Essence commercials, especially the ones were Dr. Ruth watches ( ewwwwww) WRONG VERY WRONG!! Spikes through eyeballs ( sorry Big B) but that's just so WRONG! Ned Jarretts eyes... WRONG!!!!!!! ( sorry peeps inside joke, but those that got it, laughed) Tune in here for more things that are JUST WRONG!!!! Share you own thoughts on wrongness   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong dabo 02-07-02 1  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong northernlights 02-07-02 2    Ned's Eyes Drive My Car 02-08-02 8  Uh-oh!!!! ItzLisa 02-07-02 3    RE: Uh-oh!!!! Drive My Car 02-08-02 10        RE: Uh-oh!!!! ItzLisa 02-08-02 19  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong L82LIFE 02-07-02 4    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Drive My Car 02-08-02 11    RE: Oh, That is so NOT Wrong Swami 02-08-02 14  RE: What is right about the wrong t... Leif Eriksen 02-07-02 5    right about the wrong Drive My Car 02-08-02 9  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong SkyRaider 02-07-02 6    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Drive My Car 02-08-02 12  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Nova_Wolf 02-07-02 7    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Drive My Car 02-08-02 13        RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong northernlights 02-08-02 15            RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Nova_Wolf 02-09-02 26  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong kiki_k 02-08-02 16    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Weems 02-08-02 17        RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong northernlights 02-08-02 18        RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong samiam 02-08-02 20            RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong ItzLisa 02-08-02 21                RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong samiam 02-08-02 22                    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong ItzLisa 02-08-02 23                        RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong samiam 02-08-02 24                            RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong ItzLisa 02-08-02 25                                RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong samiam 02-09-02 27                                    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Drive My Car 02-09-02 28                                    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong ItzLisa 02-09-02 29                                        RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Java 02-09-02 30                                    RE: The Bathing Suit Story FreewayFlyer 02-10-02 31                                    RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong dabo 02-10-02 32  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong true 02-10-02 33  RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong Java 02-13-02 34

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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-02, 02:18 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >There is a house down the >street from me, they >still have a Pumpkin on >the front porch. >WRONG!! They're creepy and they're kookie.. Oh, that is definitely WRONG (I could understand if you lived somewhere where it would have been frozen all this time, but the thought of.... BARF SO WRONG!) >This really scuzzy, smelly, >dirty guy came in. I >looked ... I saw the >icky guy's fly was down, >and OMG I think I >saw NUT!!!! WRONG!! Gosh, a scuzzy smelly dirty nut, how desperate is that. His name wasn't Buis by any chance? >TAKING A >BATH WITH THEIR DOG!!!!!!! >Really WRONG!!! Honestly, you gotta stay away from those Buises, they're worse than Addams and Munsters combined. >Veggie Tales Live!! Ok eight >foot tall Christian Vegatables, live >on Stage!!!!! Just WRONG!!!! >( and kinda scary) Sounds kinda Skupin to me, Buggy, but let's sic an endangered animal on it and see what happens. Hubby story: Time to buy a new stove and redecorate the whole house! Come on, this is way take advantage of it time, don't disappoint us by not taking advantage of it, WAY WRONG! >Bacon. Remember when a package of >Bacon was actually a pound >of Bacon? Now it is >12 oz. of bacon in >the same size package trying >to pass itself off as >16 oz. WRONG! Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon! Yeah, downsizing the quantity and charging the same is an old trick, you wouldn't believe how big Hershey bars used to be. WAY WRONGER, all the turkey stuff they try to pass off as bacon, sausage, hot dogs, bologne, whatever, it just tastes like ruined turkey, WAY SO WRONG! >Barry Manilow ... enough, that's all I need to hear, WRONG!!! >Spikes through eyeballs ( sorry Big >B) but that's just >so WRONG! Actually, BB, I agree, that so has got nothing to do with bigness or bastardness. Well, I suppose it could be ... never mind. SMILES ARE FREE   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-02, 10:21 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >The new Pet Smart ad, where the attractive couple is in >a bathtub filled with bubbles, and they are TAKING A >BATH WITH THEIR DOG!!!!!!! Really WRONG!!! LMAO - that's exactly what I thought!!!! >Now this could happen to anyone, >any one with stove covers has burned them at one time. Heeheehee! What kind of a dummy would do a thing like that? Umm Buggy, can I have your old set when you buy new ones? I'm gonna go with a mix and match set from now on! >Spikes through eyeballs ( sorry Big B) but that's just so WRONG! Yep - gives me a headache just thinking about it! >Ned Jarretts eyes... WRONG!!!!!!! ( sorry peeps inside joke, but >those that got it, laughed) Come on Buggy - you can't throw that out there and not share! Especially with me cause that's JUST WRONG! *waves hi to Lucky*   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 08:42 AM (EST) 8. "Ned's Eyes" LAST EDITED ON 02-08-02 AT 09:06 AM (EST) Oh come on Lights, that one was for you!! Haven't you ever noticed that Ned's eyes point in two different directions? I got one small stove cover left, it's mostly white, with pretty fruits around the edges. It's yours Honey, where do I send it?   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-07-02, 10:24 AM (EST) 3. "Uh-oh!!!!" >>Barry Manilow, I know, I know, Wrong enough right there, but Barry has a NEW song!! Yep, a really cheesy upbeat disco song. OMG this is SO WRONG!!!!! Barry, looks exactly the same as he did in 1976!!! This is against nature and therefore WRONG!!! ( don't get me started on the Maniloonies) *** (*Hesitantly raises hand*) Uuuuhhh... Buglet? Uhm, I think I'm a Maniloonie! Okay, not a really BAD one, but I think I'm one anyway! See, I got bored with his new stuff somewhere around 1984, but prior to that... I LOVE HIM!!! (So he still looks the same, who cares? He's a pod-person with a beautiful voice, who knew?) Anyhoo, YES, I agree, his disco stuff IS just wrong, but his old stuff, in his hey-day... *sigh!* (Hey, I had to keep some things in the closet on the 1970's thresd I started!) Hee hee! ****************************************   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 08:55 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Uh-oh!!!!" I liked him too, for about an hour. I told my sister about this thresd and the wrongness of Barry before I posted it. She freaked out!!! She LOVES Barry. ( I think her playing Weekend in New England for 2 days straight wrecked Barry for me forever) So Itzy, which old songs are we talking about?? Copacobana?? Looks like we made it? I Write the songs??? Barry has been everywhere ( Leno, Rosie, The Daily Show) I will say he is a really nice man. But Come on!!! Anyway, on the Daily show, he called his new album Funky! Funky Barry is just WRONG!! EBug, whose favorite Barry song is " I am stuck on Band Aid, cuz Bands stick on me"   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-08-02, 04:03 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Uh-oh!!!!" LAST EDITED ON 02-08-02 AT 04:19 PM (EST) >So Itzy, which old songs are we talking about?? Copacobana?? Looks like we made it? I Write the songs??? *** Like I said, anything pre-1984! AN-NEEE-THING!!! Okay, particularly "Could It Be Magic". And yes, I even have an embarrassing Me-Being-A-Barry-Manilow-Fan story..... (*waits for Buggy to ask, like a true DAW such as m'self expects!*) >Barry has been everywhere ( Leno, Rosie, The Daily Show) *** Because he's in concert here in NY - not sure where (hey, I love the guy, but I didn't go!) - I think Radio City Music Hall or the Rainbow Room, at the top of NBC Studios. ****************************************   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-02, 02:17 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Yes, Buggy, the pumpkin is way wrong. Last night, I saw a house a few blocks over that still has Xmas lights on-WRONG! Coffee cans that are 13oz. instead of a pound-wrong. Anna Nicole Smith in a fashion show with everything hanging out-WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! People that still drive 70mph in dense fog and cause 87 car pileups on the freeway-too WRONG for words! Sister-in-laws that think I have any concern about their lives and continue to call me every day-WRONG! Yeah-Barry Manilow trying to bring back disco is wrong. But, Pat Boone trying to sing heavy metal was icky WRONG. Me whining to all of you about what I think is wrong-probably wrong, but oh well! Thanks for the ever present sounding board. You all ROCK!   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 08:58 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >>Sister-in-laws that think I have any concern about their lives and continue to call me every day-WRONG! I Love this one!!!! Is your sister in law drunk when she calls?   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 09:26 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Oh, That is so NOT Wrong" I saw a house a few blocks over that still has Xmas lights on-WRONG! NOT wrong. Here in Minnesota most people with white icicle lights & white tree branch & trunk lights turn them on throughout Jan & Feb. Especially in January when it is bitter cold & gets dark at like, 5 P.M., they light up the long, dark night and cheer everyone up. Besides, they look so pretty. I think of them as winter lights. Now keeping your indoor xmas tree lit into January & February well that is definately WRONG. I saw a lit up tree in somebody's house on Feb 2. WRONG!!! Of course, maybe it was their way to scare the hell out of the ground hog and shorten winter. In which case I wish them luck. Swami   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 02-07-02, 03:15 PM (EST) 5. "RE: What is right about the wrong thread" Drive my Truck, have I told you lately how much I adore you? Just telling, that's all. "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 08:44 AM (EST) 9. "right about the wrong" Awww Leif, I think you just did. **Truck Driving Bug BLUSHES**   Top

SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-07-02, 05:38 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Ahh, but don't dis our neighbors down South, after all they gave us tamales and salsa. But they made us fight for something called "Texas?" Now THAT is REALLY WRONG! (Did ya see the Saugus Speedway in this week's Fear Factor, did ya?)   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 09:00 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" No Sky, I missed it. Hubby usually watches Fear, but I don't think he saw this one. We Love Saugus Speedway ( our first date) I miss the Swap Meet too!   Top

Nova_Wolf 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 02-07-02, 11:30 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" OK I know I dont post alot , but I have to say this That Viagra commercial is JUST WRONG!!! Try telling your ten year old why the man is so happy and what viagra is   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 09:05 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" LAST EDITED ON 02-08-02 AT 09:08 AM (EST) LOL Nova !!!! You know there is a Viagra Nascar? They have trouble with it though, whenever they put the hood up, they can never get it to go back down. I hate commercials that you can't explain to the kids. "Mommy why is that Lady so happy about shampooing her hair?" Arrrgh! So WRONG!   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 02:17 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >LOL Nova !!!! Umm Buggy - aren't you supposed to be the official greeter? Welcome to OT Nova! Stick around and join in the craziness! >You know there is a Viagra Nascar? They have trouble with >it though, whenever they put the hood up, they can >never get it to go back down. *snicker* Well at least I "get" that one - LOL! Never really noticed Ned's eyes cause I'm too busy listening to him cheering for Dale as he crosses the finish line first! >I hate commercials that you can't explain to the kids. "Mommy >why is that Lady so happy about shampooing her hair?" Arrrgh! >So WRONG! Watching Win, Lose or Draw years ago, the phrase that was to be drawn was "Sperm Bank". My son was about 10 at the time and insisted that I explain what it was. Told him it was like a normal bank but they dealt in a different kind of currency!   Top

Nova_Wolf 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 02-09-02, 04:17 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >>LOL Nova !!!! > >Umm Buggy - aren't you supposed >to be the official greeter? > Welcome to OT Nova! > Stick around and join >in the craziness! Why thank you Lights I just may do that!!   Top

kiki_k 1444 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 02-08-02, 03:09 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Be thankful for the pumpkin -- my neighbors have aluminum foil for curtains, a truck up on blocks in the carport and a confederate flag on their porch -- way, way WRONG (and, my neighborhood is really pretty nice, it is just this one house that is an oasis of white trashiness in the middle of it) How about 80 year old Bob Dole getting all hot for 19 year old Britney Spears in last year's Pepsi ad? GROSS and WRONG! Donny Osmond in Leather pants -- WRONG! Michael Jackson having kids -- WRONG! I don't give a damn about yesterday, And I ain't too worried about tomorrow. Fred Leblanc -- "Cowboy Mouth"   Top

Weems 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 02-08-02, 03:35 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >Be thankful for the pumpkin -- >my neighbors have aluminum foil >for curtains, a truck up >on blocks in the carport >and a confederate flag on >their porch -- LOL Kiki. I love that aluminum foil curtain look and the confederate flag says it all. >How about 80 year old Bob >Dole getting all hot for >19 year old Britney Spears >in last year's Pepsi ad? LMAO! You're killing me here Kiki. My two-bits worth: THONGS: Who told women that we men think a strap riding up there is sexy? It makes us uncomfortable too. We just want to say "Hey, somebody gave you a wedgie. Please fix it." Don't even get me started about old gals in thongs. Thongs are SO wrong. How about diapers on dogs? That is SO wrong. How about tacos at Burger King? I had two and let me tell you they were SO wrong. They were horrible. Pierced eyebrows and tongues: Am I the only one that thinks these are SO wrong?   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 04:00 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >How about diapers on dogs? That is SO wrong. ROTFLMAO!!! My son couldn't find a place to board his dog this Christmas and caused a tremendous amount of stress when he asked to bring his Dobie/Roti with him to my parents new home. We finally relented and agreed that he could bring her and when they arrived, the friggin dog was wearing a diaper! Oh ya - he forgot to mention that little tidbit! The tension was pretty thick when he got there but when we saw the diaper, my entire family ended up laughing hysterically. Diapers on dogs, JUST WRONG!!!   Top

samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 04:46 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" LAST EDITED ON 02-08-02 AT 04:47 PM (EST) >Who told women that we men think a strap riding up there is sexy? ummmm some of us wear them because we LIKE them. the hell with sexy (and this coming from ME of all people). but yes, there should be an age limit for public thong-bearing...hello, fashion police? >How about diapers on dogs? That is SO wrong. Along with sweaters, hats, and shoes. >How about tacos at Burger King? I had two and let me tell you >they were SO wrong. They were horrible. They were so horrible you had to eat both of them? *grin* Other things that are WRONG: Cheerful morning news anchorpeople, or anyone bubbly before 8 a.m. Babies dressed up as animals. Walking around in a t-shirt and shorts in February, especially when it snowed 4 days ago. Pet psychologists who deal in puppy uppers and doggie downers. Sarah Jessica Parker winning "Woman of the Year" for anything. "And it's only the giving (smooches) that makes you what you are." (edited to fix pix)   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-08-02, 05:03 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" LAST EDITED ON 02-08-02 AT 05:10 PM (EST) >>How about diapers on dogs? That is SO wrong. >Along with sweaters, hats, and shoes. *** However, there are exceptions to every rule! My parents (hey, it was their fault, dammit, quit looking at me!) had little turtleneck dog sweaters for our dacschund! It was cute - he looked like one of those ski instructors who scores with all the chicks, LOL!!! Actually, they didn't do it all the time; only on unbelievably cold days when he wanted to run around in the yard. The poor dog got cold really easily and sometimes it was the only way to get him to go out to do his business in the winter! HOWEVER, I totally am against dressing animals up for fun, such as our family friend Robin, who dressed her poor dog up as an angel (complete with a little white gown, fake wings and a garland halo!) and sent the photo of him out as her Christmas card that year! ****************************************   Top

samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 05:07 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Weiner dogs on skis...isn't that an exhibition sport at the Olympics this year?   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-08-02, 05:11 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Yes, they're very good at slaloming!!! ****************************************   Top

samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-02, 05:24 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Better skis than skates...can you picture one of those little guys doing a triple lutz? I mean, SnoopySucks, sure (we know SHE can do anything lol), but a weiner dog?   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-08-02, 07:58 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Here ya go! ****************************************   Top

samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-09-02, 04:41 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Oh, ya know what else is just WRONG? Going to Target the first week in February and seeing bathing suits on the racks. I mean, sure, my crocuses are blooming, and it's an unseasonable 60 degrees out, but *bathing suits*? aieee! <gets out the tae-bo tape to try to get back into shape...don't want the Bikini Nazis pointing at me..."No bikini for YOU!"> "And it's only the giving (smooches) that makes you what you are."   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-09-02, 05:28 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Sami worried about whether she can get into a bikini or not, is SO WRONG!!!!!! Honey, you are as gorgeous as most of the models out there. Rub on some sunscreen and give the world a treat!! ( Buggy is still wondering if will be easier to hire someone to shave her whole body, or just to stay inside til November) Hehehehehehehehehe Truthfully, I will be walking the treadmill , Pool season will be here before we know it. >   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 02-09-02, 07:08 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Oh, I hear ya, Buglet! "Miss Skinny Bod", teensy little Sami, worrying about bathin' suits!!! HAAA!!! Puh-leeeze!! I'm the poster child for short, over-fed Italian chicks world-wide! I'm no longer scared of the bathing suit department - the bathing suits are scared of ME!!! BUAAAHHHAAAA!! "NOOOO!!!! Don't let her try us on!!! We're only made with so much lycra!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" And actually, Sami-babe, I did just that very thing today - I went to "Tar-jhaaay", did my usual scream of "I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE MOTHER-SHIP!!!" upon entering the store, dropped to my knees, kissed the ground, and then proceeded to shop. And yes, I was horrified that the bathing suits were already on the racks, by the way! Of course, I'm horrified that the bathing suits are on the racks in July, so that's nothing new! So, for today's shopping trip, I stuck to purchases that don't make me look fat - for example, mascara and perfume! I also bought cat food, so any ass-gain is the cat's problem, quite frankly! I, on the other hand, am smellin' good and lookin' pretty! Oh - and I also bought Tupperware! For all food that prevents me from fitting into a swimsuit! (These jokes have been brought to you by the five pounds that stand between me and sheer perfection!) ****************************************   Top

Java 519 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-09-02, 07:41 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" Way to intimidate those bathing suits, girls!! I actually worked at Tar-jhaaay one Christmas. I worked in the toy department (That year's mantra: No, we do not have any Furbees in stock!) but was also a backup cashier - and not just any cashier. I was the dream cashier. If you told me it was marked wrong, I didn't bat an eyelash. I said ok and gave you the discount, regardless of what price came up on the computer. I could zip people through my line and out the door in record time. Alas, I had to go get a real job shortly thereafter. Here's a little something to warm up your wiener dogs so you can trash the sweaters. Don't you just hate being cold? Good to the last drop!   Top

FreewayFlyer 27 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 02-10-02, 00:17 AM (EST) 31. "RE: The Bathing Suit Story" This was circulating a few months ago - apologies if you've already seen it but it had every gal in my office giggling in that I recognise myself way. Bathing suits like the ones in this story - that is so WRONG. This is apparently a true e-mail a woman wrote to her friend after shopping for a bathing suit .... (Only gals would understand this) "I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation known as buying a bathing suit. When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing suit for a woman with a mature figure was designed for a woman with a mature figure boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are designed for the pre-pubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip. The mature woman has a choice - she can either front up at the maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt, coming away looking like a hippopotamus who escaped from Disney's Fantasia - or she can wander around every run-of-the-mill department store trying to make a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of fluorescent rubber bands. What choice did I have? I wandered around, made my sensible choice and entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I believe, by NASA to launch small rockets from a slingshot, which give the added bonus that if you manage to actually lever yourself into one, you are protected from shark attacks. The reason for this is that any shark taking a swipe at your passing midriff would immediately suffer whiplash. I fought my way into the bathing suit, but as I twanged the shoulder strap in place, I gasped in horror - my bosom had disappeared! Eventually, I found one bosom cowering under my left armpit. It took a while to find the other. At last I located it flattened beside my seventh rib. The problem is that modern bathing suits have no bra cups. The mature woman is meant to wear her bosom spread across her chest like a speed hump. I realigned my speed hump and lurched toward the mirror to take a full view assessment. The bathing suit fitted all right, but unfortunately, it only fitted those bits of me willing to stay inside it. The rest of me oozed out rebelliously from top, bottom, and sides. I looked like a lump of play dough wearing undersized cling wrap. As I tried to work out where all those extra bits had come from, the pre-pubescent sales girl popped her head through the curtains, "Oh There you are!" she said, admiring the bathing suit...I replied that I wasn't so sure and asked what else she had to show me. I tried on a cream crinkled one that made me look like a lump of masking tape, and a floral two piece which gave the appearance of an oversized napkin in a serviette ring. I struggled into a pair of leopard skin bathers with ragged frill and came out looking like Tarzan's Jane pregnant with triplets and having a rough day. I tried on a black number with a midriff and looked like a jellyfish in mourning. I tried on a bright pink pair with such a high cut leg I thought I would have to wax my eyebrows to wear them. Finally, I found a suit that fitted...a two piece affair with shorts style bottom and a loose blouse-type top. It was cheap, comfortable, and bulge-friendly, so I bought it. My ridiculous search had a successful outcome. When I got home, I found a label which said "Material will become transparent in water."   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-10-02, 00:49 AM (EST) 32. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" >Oh, ya know what else is >just WRONG? Going to >Target the first week in >February and seeing bathing suits >on the racks. Isn't the rack part of where the bathing suit is supposed to be? Just asking. SMILES ARE FREE   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-10-02, 02:01 AM (EST) 33. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" How about going out to a nice restaurant, ordering a bottle of Italian white wine for $25, and the waiter mistakenly brings you a $60 dollar bottle of chardonnay (which was quite tasty) and then charges you $40! That is SO WRONG. true   Top

Java 519 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-13-02, 03:31 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Oh, That is SO Wrong" This is SO wrong... Some civil rights groups here in Cincinnati are calling for visitors/conventioneers/performers to boycott our city as they feel the city government has not done enough to amend the events leading to last April's riots. Some people are honoring the boycott. For example, Bill Cosby and Winton Marselis have both cancelled appearances here. Never mind that the boycott is hurting small business owners, both black and white. Here's what is REALLY WRONG: One celebrity is coming to emcee a hip-hop concert, even though he is not a musician or promoter. He is coming to "Promote Peace and Healing". Who is it? None other than the peace-loving, harmonious.... ...O.J. Simpson Now, THAT is wrong. Go Finland!   Top

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