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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Little Old Lady"
jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-04, 08:50 AM (EST)
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"Little Old Lady" |
Little Old Lady
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby.
The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After muchconsideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children,this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd.
"Having children is an act of God!" Silence fell upon the congregation. No one dared challenge the thought. In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said: "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"
Don't you just love little old ladies?
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12-06-04, 09:02 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Little Old Lady" |
PRICELESS!
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12-06-04, 09:04 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Little Old Lady" |
Little old ladies have been around. Too funny.
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