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PhoenixMons 4696 desperate attention whore postings
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"Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
The banana arrived in Arizona and was immediately greeted by an extremely cute, wide-eyed three-year old. She thought it would be funny to try to eat the banana.

He took to the little girl rather quickly (despite the fact that she thought of him as a snack) and he played dress-up with her.

He got a little carried away with the dress-up fun

(that's an Indiana Jones hat, if you can't tell)

But all that dressing up made the banana sad. He'd been having so much fun playing all over the continent, but he really thought it was time he ventured out and found himself a job!

First stop: Supercuts.

He got one look at the scissors and split. I told him he'd find the right job - one that didn't involve sharp objects.

Second stop: Chili's.

Now, for some reason the banana thought he could pass as a chili pepper. I told him that there was such a thing as banana peppers, but that the restaurant would want chilis - hence the name. The hostess and manager were both very kind to the banana and informed him that they'd have hired him if he were red. The banana thought maybe that was some sort of discrimination.

Third stop: Architectural firm

The banana thought he'd try his hand at architecture...until he realized that he didn't have hands and that it might be a bit hard to draw plans without them.

Fourth stop: Construction site

The banana thought maybe construction would be a good idea - after all he was the same color as the equipment! He climbed onto a backhoe - donning the required safety vest - but it didn't take long for the construction workers to take note of the banana's incompetence within the field.

The banana was informed that even if he were to learn how to use the equipment, he'd need a license to operate the machinery.

Fifth stop: The Surprise, AZ DMV (or as it's called in back-a$$ward Arizona, the MVD - not to be confused with BVDs)

Locals all know that it's pretty easy to get a license at the Surprise MVD. The banana had no trouble getting himself his very own driver's license.

Within a few minutes, I realized something...being in possession of a license does not a good driver make.

Whew, that was close!

Sixth stop: White Tank Mountains

The banana thought maybe he was just out of his element in these other jobs...that he needed something more in synch with nature. So he thought he'd try mountian climbing.

He was doing pretty well until he got a little too close to a cactus

...and got dehydrated...which sent him tumbling down the side of the mountain.

The banana composed himself and went home, feeling deflated. He decided to go online to look for a sign...a sign that would lead him down the career path that was right for him. He came across an article...


"Group to Air Ad Attacking Kerry's 1971 Testimony."

He thought back to the many war stories his uncle had told him...he was curious and decided to look through his uncle's old military scrapbooks

As he turned the page, he found the picture he was looking for.

His uncle had told stories about the heroism he'd witnessed on that day. Seeing this picture now hurt him...it hurt in his heart and he knew he needed to do something to heal his wounded heart.

Oops, wrong band-aid. He realized that he needed to take some action! He wasn't going to sit idly by and do nothing! He sought out a group of protestors demonstrating for a deserving cause.

That was it! He'd go into politics. I mean, he wasn't much good at anything else, so he figured it was the best career for him!

As he sat staring into the beautiful Arizona sunset

...he reflected on his possible future as a powerful politician.

As you can see, his trip to Arizona was most fruitful!



"Here is my secret. It's quite simple: One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes."

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... arkiegrl 09-20-04 1
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... Glow 09-21-04 2
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... seahorse 09-21-04 3
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... Puffy 09-21-04 4
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... StarryLuna 09-21-04 5
   RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... LeftPinky 09-21-04 27
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... AugustGirl 09-21-04 6
   RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... greenmonstah 09-21-04 8
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... greenmonstah 09-21-04 7
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... CantStandToLook 09-21-04 9
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... mrc 09-21-04 10
 LMAO Breezy 09-21-04 11
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... deerhunter 09-21-04 12
   But the real question is: mrc 09-21-04 13
       RE: But the real question is: FlowerChild 09-21-04 14
       RE: But the real question is: Dizwiz 09-21-04 26
 OMH! Schnookie Palookie 09-21-04 15
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... frisky 09-21-04 16
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... samboohoo 09-21-04 17
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... weltek 09-21-04 18
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... blacknwhitedog 09-21-04 19
 Wow Coconut 09-21-04 20
 Too funny! SurvivaBear 09-21-04 21
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... SilverStar 09-21-04 22
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... DSpunk 09-21-04 23
   RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... ginger 09-21-04 24
       Y'know... DSpunk 09-21-04 25
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... Captain_Savem 09-21-04 28
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... Tiggertramp 09-21-04 29
 LOL! moonbaby 09-21-04 30
 RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana... LookeeLoo 09-22-04 31

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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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09-20-04, 11:55 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
PM, lvoe the pics! What a cutie pie your dtr is!
Really liked the 'nana protesting!


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09-21-04, 00:03 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Great pics, PM! Very enjoyable.

LOL @ protesting Dole

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09-21-04, 00:16 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Nice pics and great story PM.

At least the banana is nonpartisan.


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09-21-04, 01:36 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
This is our lucky day! Two sets of nana pictures in one day. Great story line and pictures. I liked seeing some of the autographs, too.
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09-21-04, 07:11 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
I loved the nana's driver's license! Great pics!


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09-21-04, 02:00 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
The license was my fav too!

Nice job PM!
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09-21-04, 07:16 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Too funny, Mons! I love all your pics. You daughter just keeps getting cuter and cuter, if that is even possible!


LMAO at the "Down with Dole".

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09-21-04, 07:20 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Um...okay our posts are exactly alike...I am NOT a copycat!!!! I was writing mine while you posted yours. Please put that down on the record.

Incoming PM...nevermind, I will just it via thread...it is easier that way.

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09-21-04, 07:18 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Yay! Well done! *snort* "Down with Dole".



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Your daughter is a cutie!

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09-21-04, 07:56 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
What an awesome story and pics PM. Loved them.

The banana would make a great politician except he's about four/six years behind aint he


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10. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Yet another great chapter in the life of said banana. It has traveled more (and held more jobs) in the past two months than I have in my lifetime.


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11. "LMAO"
I love the driver's license... *giggle* the banana's address is funny.

Great pics and even better story PM!


IceCat is da man! GO PACK GO!!!!

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12. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Awesome pictures! Looks like the banana really got around.

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13. "But the real question is:"
Does the banana like it fast and furious or long and drawn-out?


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09-21-04, 09:19 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: But the real question is:"

Those are some great photos and an even better story!!
Thanks for sharing!!
Your daughter is adorable!!


Is that a pink flying pig costume??

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09-21-04, 01:54 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: But the real question is:"
And does it pee in the shower?

Diz

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15. "OMH!"
LMAO!!! Phoenix, that was hilarious!

Not sure which one is my fave, love them all. The nana with Kerry, Mt. Rushmore, protesting Dole, the license ... great stuff. The one that made me truly LOL was the deflated in the desert pic *SNORT*

You're daughter is such a doll and the "dress-up" pics are so funny.

Fantastic pics and great story! Thanks for the laughs this morning. *smooch*

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16. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
LMAO!

Thanks, Mons and Chiquit!


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17. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Fantabuous!!! Thanks for the great pics.


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18. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
The banana protesting was awesome! Looks like you had a good time showing the banana around AZ!


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19. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Great pics PM! And good to see you too!!!


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20. "Wow"
That's going to be a hard act to follow. Those are great photos!


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21. "Too funny!"
Great job with the nanner sweetie.


"Oh that I were that banana, that I might meet the beautiful PM and her gorgeous little girl!"

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22. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
That was fabulous! Love the license and Mt. Rushmore! Great Job!!


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23. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
The license was the best touch!


Sliced. Again.

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24. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
That, and the incredibly gorgeous wide-eyed three year old. I lvoe this Bananafest; each new location brings a bunch of pictures that make me smile.


Like the Founding Father Banana, too.

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25. "Y'know..."
kids rock. I hope I get to have some sometime.


Sliced. Again.

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28. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"


That was too funny. I loved all the pictures, and your little girl is toooo cute! I think her mom's pretty hot too

That sure is one lucky nanner...



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29. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
You are too funny darling. WAY too funny! I love the tour and can not wait to meet the banana.



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30. "LOL!"
More great banana adventures! What's sadder than a deflated banana?

Thanks, PM!


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31. "RE: Banana: 2016 (an Arizona banana adventure)"
Great pics PM! Well OK, my favorite is with the cute little one.


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