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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Attention everyone......"
AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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"Attention everyone......" |
I have been searching for a life since yesterday and have had no luck getting one. Any suggestions as to what kind of life I should try to get?I was hoping for one with lots of money, but am scared I might end up as Paris Hilton. Since I have no life I have to get back to work, so feel free to discuss my options while I'm gone. I appreciate it. Really I do. 
I blame Jillian Barberi.I checked that nice little box that says it will email me when messages are posted. Was that a mistake?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:34 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I believe Shakes has one he isn't using.Then again -- it would have originally been Shakes' life. Problem. (He started it! So should it be this much fun?) (Dedicated clown opponent for at least another twelve seconds.)
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08-18-04, 01:34 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
You can have my life... it's a little battered but still serviceable... Think: "Rent-a-Lemon"
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:39 PM (EST)
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3. "How about..." |
 will this do?
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08-18-04, 01:44 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: How about..." |
You're weird today.
*poke*
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:50 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: How about..." |
Just today? I'm hurt, I really am. *pokes Glow and calls "no Poke-backs"*
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:59 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: How about..." |
No not just today. I just felt like telling you today.Quit being hurt. No poke-backs? *smooch* then
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:01 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: How about..." |
Well good. 'Cuz I need positive reinforcement for procrastinating today. That pile of laundry sitting there? Yep, still needs folding.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:04 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: How about..." |
I should really be working.I'll fold it. You just have to put it away.
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:13 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: How about..." |
According to whom? Your boss? Pfffft. I fold precisely BECAUSE I don't want to have to put it away.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:42 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: How about..." |
Yes, her. Come get me please.So once it's folded, you don't put it away? Does it live on top of the dryer?
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:11 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: How about..." |
I'll write a note. Will that do?"Dear Glow's boss. Please excuse Glow from work. She has to play on OT. Which she will do whether you have work for her or not, so you might as well tell her it's ok. Signed, GM"  I fold, they put away. It's Grendelsmom's law.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:18 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: How about..." |
That's perfect.They? Do you mean GrendelsDad?
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:20 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: How about..." |
I'll keep it on file. Reuse as necessary. I mean everyone. You can put your own clothes on? You can put your own clothes away.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:24 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: How about..." |
Draw a scary picture on it too. Thanks.I really thought you were going to say "you can put your own clothes on. You can take your own clothes off." But you didn't.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:32 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: How about..." |
Yes. That'll do.Speaking of BoD. He told me he was a hot dude and if that's him in the tutu, he lied. Does that mean you have the brain or I do?
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 04:11 PM (EST)
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84. "Ignore her" |
She's jellus. or is that jellatinous?
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ballerina_of_doom 1462 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:50 PM (EST)
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97. "RE: Ignore her" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-18-04 AT 05:51 PM (EST)jellyous, with a 50% chance of jelloshotus.... shouldn't you be doing something productive? 
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:36 PM (EST)
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64. "And Excuse me right back" |
but not only have I given you many suggestions for a life, but I've also started a trend of people offering pics with other suggestions. And have you responded to any of them? Hmmmmmm? *taps foot* Well, maybe you need to just get a li......, aw hell. Nevermind. I love it when you get all official and stuff. Do it some more
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:43 PM (EST)
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68. "What?????" |
You dare excuse me back? Well. WELL! I never. *gives GM the evil eye*And for your information, Mr. Excuse Me Back, *I* am working. At a job. I don't have time to play and have fun. And would it hurt to *stalk* me once in a while? You've found a new stalkee, isn't that it? I get it. I have no life, so now I'm not stalk-worthy. Fine. See if I care. Pffffftttt. Augie <----- All Official and Stuff since 8/18/2004
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08-18-04, 03:46 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: What?????" |
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:41 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Excuse me ......" |
I just figured you'd be busy having a life and would never see this thread again.Guess I was wrong. *rolls eyes*
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:45 PM (EST)
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70. "Um....." |
Did you just roll your eyes at me?*sticks out tongue at Glow Pop**slams door on way out*
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:46 PM (EST)
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74. "Hey" |
Did you just call me new? *points up**rolls eyes*
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:56 PM (EST)
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79. "RE: Hey" |
Get your hands off of Grendels. I saw him first.Ho.
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08-18-04, 04:03 PM (EST)
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80. "Girls!" |
Stop fighting over me until after I've made some popcorn
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08-18-04, 05:53 PM (EST)
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100. "RE: Girls!" |
Stop hogging all the popcorn.*poke*
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:58 PM (EST)
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104. "RE: Girls!" |
Hi Augie. Who's fighting? *steals popcorn from Augie*
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ballerina_of_doom 1462 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:41 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: How about..." |
You're just going to let her call you names? wimp....
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:43 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: How about..." |
He owes me.Hi Doomie.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:06 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: How about..." |
You have my home email. I'll see it in a bit. *smooch* I have missed you!!!!!!!!scratch and sniff?
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08-18-04, 03:08 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: How about..." |
Wimp? I'm not the one wearing a tutu. and do something about those pits, k?
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:53 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: How about..." |
What's wrong with weird? What is weird is that we have no other takers on the Breezydoll clothing line. I really thought that Nookieshorts were going to be a big seller.What would you do for a Klondike bar? 
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 01:55 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: How about..." |
I was up for the NookieShorts, until I realized there would be an elephant on the tag.
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:18 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: How about..." |
Yep pink elephants on the mens line. 
Beware of the nanners.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:03 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: How about..." |
OK, in that case, I'll take some.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:21 PM (EST)
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49. "Oh fine!" |
Just ignore me.
I see how I rate.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:53 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: How about..." |
Yes, I think they should be clean enough for you.
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:46 PM (EST)
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71. "RE: How about..." |
Did you just call me fat? 
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08-18-04, 01:57 PM (EST)
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11. "Well played" |
That was going to be my next one. You and I are definitely on the same wavelength today. ok, that's a little frightening, frankly.
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08-18-04, 02:04 PM (EST)
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18. "*phew*" |
Thanks for letting me share the wavelength. Does this happen with some frequency?
*snicker*
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08-18-04, 02:08 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: *phew*" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-18-04 AT 02:08 PM (EST)"frequency"? *groan* reminds me of that Physics joke: "What's nu?" (Answer = "frequency")
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08-18-04, 03:14 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: I hope this isn't a dupe" |
Dang, I was going to give her It's a Wonderful Life.Deonna I wonder if she really has her email box checked?
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:28 PM (EST)
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90. "RE: I hope this isn't a dupe" |
I wonder if she really has her email box checked?You betcha yeah I did. And you all are making my email go all kablooey with all your personal conversations. I mean, geez! *rolls eyes*
I blame Jillian Barberi
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08-18-04, 05:34 PM (EST)
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91. "Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
I told you everybody LOVES you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Smooches* Deonna
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08-18-04, 05:40 PM (EST)
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93. "RE: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
*LOL*I bet that even though you are mad at her, you STILL love her, right? *Smooches for my Glow* Deonna
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:43 PM (EST)
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94. "RE: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
*sigh*
I suppose so.*smooches for my Deonna*
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:41 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: How about..." |
There were Life of Riley COMIC BOOKS?
What a revoltin development this is...
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08-18-04, 01:45 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
When you find a life, maybe you can let me know where I can look for one, too.Things are not fun at this time.
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:36 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Awwwwwww, don't worry Seahorse. I'll make sure to forward all the unused extra lifes I get to you. You are next in line.In the meantime, here's a *hug* to make it better.
I blame Jillian Barberi.
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08-18-04, 01:49 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I had a life once. It was really fun. Then I found OT and sadly I no longer have a life.
Augie? I didn't think you knew how to start a thread. Will you be starting my birthday thread?
I have a red chair, with black polkadots on it. It my itsy bitsy teenie weenie red/black polkadot chair.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:01 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
and proud owner of TWO quality postsThis has not been one of them.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 02:07 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I'll have you know that z'baby has given me the award of poster of the week.You're flat, square, and stuck to the wall? I asked that you be notified. Nobody ever tells me anything, with the possible exception of Shakes. And he only tells me that I'm a bad, bad drama queen, which at least counts for something.
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08-18-04, 02:17 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Stuck to the wall? No, stuck on you.So that's what's been on the bottom of my shoes all day? Eeeuuuww! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff! Yuck. I've heard of washing men right out of your hair, but scraping women right off of your soles?
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08-18-04, 02:34 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I have so many souls, it's hard to keep track of just whose I've taken possession of lately. There's very probably a computer program for this. And it'll be made by Microsoft.
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08-18-04, 02:38 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-18-04 AT 02:38 PM (EST)If you took my soul would I still be able to dance?
I'm on Windows XP, will the soulware be compatible?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:36 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Hey! You two....." |
Brave started it! Brave always starts it!
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08-18-04, 03:46 PM (EST)
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72. "RE: Hey! You two....." |
*sigh*Tell me about it. Bravie = Trouble
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36. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Nobody ever tells me anything, with the possible exception of Shakes. Ahem. Who invited you to an exclusive club with a hot tub, fluffy robes, and grabbable bartenders? Huh? *picks up mod checklist*
That's 1 for Estee. And he only tells me that I'm a bad, bad drama queen, which at least counts for something. Lvoe hurts. Especially clown lvoe.   Have whip, will travel.
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08-18-04, 03:56 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
*picks up mod checklist*
That's 1 for Estee.Yay! I'm one check mark closer to becoming a mod! Wait. I don't wanna be a mod. Yay?
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08-18-04, 02:10 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Before you get a life, be sure to look it over really good, because...I've heard that an unexamined life is not worth living.  Yeah, It's a JSlice
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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08-18-04, 02:43 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
How about a bug's life?
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08-18-04, 02:47 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Well, I may not be the quickest to find a clue, but I am better than Kami & Karli. I have finally read the Jillian Barberie post and know what y'all are talking about.Hon, you have a life...you're smart enough to know not to cheer for the Yankees. And I would like to send a THWACK! to a certain cool Cat for putting that Kumbaya earworm into my head. Bleah. Have whip, will travel.
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08-18-04, 03:29 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Hon, you have a life...you're smart enough to know not to cheer for the Yankees.*raises fist in solidarity with fellow Baltimore Babe*
I have no life, but it could be worse. I could be a Yankees fan. {{{{shudder}}}}
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08-18-04, 03:19 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Hey Augie, while you're looking for your life, will you let me know if you see my tennis forehand? All of a sudden, I've lost my forehand and I'm thinking maybe it's hanging around with your life.Maybe monstah stole it! 
Handcrafted by RollDdice!
I'm on jury duty and immersed in the Olympics, so I may not get to post much the next 2 weeks.
***triple smooches for you Augie. *** It's been far too long and I'm running low on the thousands you gave me some time back. 
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77. "She can always have" |
My Life
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GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 03:44 PM (EST)
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69. "That reminds me..." |
Let's drink a toast to Augie's Quest for Life.
L'Chaim
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08-18-04, 03:47 PM (EST)
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75. "I only have half . . ." |
a life left.
Will this do?
Augie knows we all lvoe her!
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08-18-04, 04:22 PM (EST)
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85. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I haven't read the rest of the thread, sweetie, but maybe you're looking for a love life?You already have a great life here in MD, right? *smooches*
Have a nice day! 
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:52 PM (EST)
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98. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Hiya neighbor! *leans in real close* Shhhhh, don't tell anyone, but I really do have a life. There was just this, um, er, "unfortunate" incident yesterday involving Jillian Barberi, a first time OT poster, and (hmmmm, who can I blame?) and Knockers! Yeah, it's all Knockers fault!
*smooches* I love my birthday pome! You are so sweet.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:54 PM (EST)
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102. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
*Gasp* What are you saying? It's never Knocker's fault!
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 06:02 PM (EST)
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105. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Psssst.... Arkie? *Everything* is Knocker's fault. It's even written in the OT guidelines. See.....Section VI subsection iii
paragraph (1)
subparagph (a.)
Anything that goes wrong, might go wrong, has gone wrong in the past, and could conceivably ever go wrong, is/was/will be Knocker's fault.
I blame Knockers.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 06:09 PM (EST)
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107. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Well, Knockers did tell me that you were the boss, so if you say it's Knockers' fault, I guess it must be so. *she says doubtfully*
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 11:45 PM (EST)
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117. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I read that thread. It's so nice of those people to drop in, demand info, and scream at the regulars, isn't it? I think we should include a copy of Dale Carnegie's book - "How to Make Friends and Influence People" in the crapbasket, though this one wasn't here long enough to receive the basket. Jillian? Wears her pants so low you can almost count her pubes.
Good Day Live sucks rocks with or without Jillian anyway.
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08-18-04, 05:07 PM (EST)
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89. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I told you in DizWiz's thread that I got you this:
That way if one gets messed up, you have others to fall back on. 
Slice'n'Dice circa 2004
Searching for Jillian Barberie since 2004.
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08-18-04, 05:45 PM (EST)
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95. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
If you get a life, will you still be here?
Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004 I would miss you if you left.
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Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:53 PM (EST)
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101. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
Good Point. Now I am worried!!!Deonna
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08-18-04, 06:14 PM (EST)
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109. "Perhaps step one..." |
Is letting go of the subject of a thread that got locked.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 06:15 PM (EST)
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111. "RE: Perhaps step one..." |
where's the fun in that?
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08-18-04, 09:30 PM (EST)
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115. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I don't know Augie. If having tons to do at that icky work place counts as having a life, then you don't want one. It means that you can never make it to OT, and show up after all the threads are already dead and all the good jokes have already been made. It blows. Speaking of not seeing anyone lately-why has the bar been so empty this week? 
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Is feeling very neglected the last week or so.
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08-18-04, 09:43 PM (EST)
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116. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
lives are overrated. I prefer my meaningless existence. Much less pressure.
--I love you, Augie, but I hate summer. Is it over yet?
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08-19-04, 08:55 AM (EST)
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118. "RE: Attention everyone......" |
I think your life involves capri pants, switchblades, and chewing gum, does it not?Isn't Jillian Barberie the one who was doing OJ for a while after he got acquitted? 
I googled her. Man, is she a nasty-lookin' piece of skankage.
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