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woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-15-04, 04:37 PM (EST) "For last nights blonde bar peeps" Since you asked so nicely here it is: Blonde Revenge It has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes: WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it. WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it. WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible. WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet? " WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES? Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights No offense is intended to our own peeps who aren't blondes. Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. HI Katie! Nice to see you back things we use to say so often here = Woeisms---tinybubs   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... brvnkrz 07-15-04 1    RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... woeisme1 07-15-04 2        RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... Glow 07-15-04 4    RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... Puffy 07-16-04 12  Hey! AugustGirl 07-15-04 3    RE: Hey! Glow 07-15-04 5        RE: Hey! AugustGirl 07-15-04 6            RE: Hey! brvnkrz 07-15-04 7                RE: Hey! Glow 07-15-04 8                    Snort brvnkrz 07-15-04 9                        lol Glow 07-15-04 10                Knockers woeisme1 07-16-04 14  RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... motormouth 07-15-04 11    RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... woeisme1 07-16-04 15  RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... ashleybfogg 07-16-04 13    Ashelt!! woeisme1 07-16-04 16        RE: Ashelt!! ashleybfogg 07-16-04 17  RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... seahorse 07-16-04 18  RE: For last nights blonde bar peep... PepeLePew13 07-16-04 19

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 06:20 PM (EST) 1. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" Um, You? are a tattle tale. I think you should clean up the flour. Author of "The Banana Diaries as told by the Lesbian traveler" also available in Spanish and French for Deonna. The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-15-04, 06:48 PM (EST) 2. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" I am not the only one apparently since I was outed, but in my defense: I didn't know it was a secret and I was merely telling her to watch her step as that flour on the floor could have caused a nasty fall. Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. I have just cleaned it all up. My bad. Am I grounded now? things we use to say so often here = Woeisms---tinybubs   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:11 PM (EST) 4. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" Awwww...fishie, I was gonna clean it later. I appreciated the warning. Knockers has a special way of getting me to tell her stuff. funny jokes, btw I think Knockers should be grounded for trying to make you feel bad.   Top

Puffy 6703 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-16-04, 02:22 AM (EST) 12. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" Well at least the blame is off of me. Cute jokes, Woe! AKA Puff Homes J Slice original The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:07 PM (EST) 3. "Hey!" *looks in mirror* HEY! I resemble those jokes. Hey Woe. Check your red wavy flaggy thingy.   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:13 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Hey!" *smooch* to Augie who I haven't seen in ages   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:18 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Hey!" *smooches* to Glow who I miss like crazy. Those mean people I work for expect me to really work. Geez!   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:25 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Hey!" Sistah Augie, do not misbehave around Woe. She tattles. One little flour mishap, she tattles on me and tries to blame it on being helpful to Glow. yeah right, I believe that. Author of "The Banana Diaries as told by the Lesbian traveler" also available in Spanish and French for Deonna. The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:30 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Hey!" She does not tattle! I'm starting to see what Monsty was talking about.   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:36 PM (EST) 9. "Snort" *looks in crystal ball* I see a raise in your future Ms. Bravie   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-15-04, 07:40 PM (EST) 10. "lol" You just made me spit. Twice. here and with the flag   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-16-04, 06:28 AM (EST) 14. "Knockers" Don't hold back, tell us what you really think about me. Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. things we use to say so often here = Woeisms---tinybubs   Top

motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 07-15-04, 10:20 PM (EST) 11. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" Hey Woe! I can't believe I missed A blonde conversation in the bar last night. Your jokes are great.(if only I could remember them) My favorite T-shirt says "Natural Blonde: Please Speak Slowly" *Courtesy of Ice Cat*   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-16-04, 06:30 AM (EST) 15. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" Cute MM, I need one of those since I tend to miss stuff all the time. Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. things we use to say so often here = Woeisms---tinybubs   Top

ashleybfogg 2367 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 07-16-04, 05:59 AM (EST) 13. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" it's only fair. and it's about time. ba hahahaha.   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-16-04, 06:31 AM (EST) 16. "Ashelt!!" *smooches* Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT Handcrafted by RollDdice, who rocks my world as much as IceCat. things we use to say so often here = Woeisms---tinybubs   Top

ashleybfogg 2367 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 07-16-04, 07:07 AM (EST) 17. "RE: Ashelt!!" right back at ya. well you're awake? check your email.   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-16-04, 09:20 AM (EST) 18. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" Since I am a guy I think the blonbe and brunette jokes are great ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-16-04, 09:59 AM (EST) 19. "RE: For last nights blonde bar peeps" LAST EDITED ON 07-16-04 AT 09:59 AM (EST) Well, I have blond hair... but that's ok! Here's a blonde joke: There were two blondes travelling in a car going from Miami to L.A. and they approached the town of Nacogdoches, TX. The girls got into an argument over how the name should be pronounced, and it got so heated at one point, the driver said "Let's turn here and ask someone what the pronouncation should be!" "Okay!" So, they turned into a fast-food place and approached the guy behind the counter. They asked him, "How do you pronounce the name of this place?" The guy, seeing that the girls were blonde, said, "Buuuurrrrrrggggerrrrr Kiiiiiinnnnnggggg." ©Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 "If you're not confused, you're not paying attention." Tom Peters   Top

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