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"my personal tragedy"
Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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"my personal tragedy" |
so get this. the woman that normally makes chicken salad in the cafeteria is on vacation or something. iI had to endure chicken salad today on a stale croissant. It had green grapes instead of red. It was completely devoid of pecans and the dude put a butt load of pepper and absolutely no dill in there. And I might add the mayo was a tad overdone and they put a freakin pickle in my to-go box. That gave my chicken salad the taint of pickle. It was totally ruined. Embrace me in this my lunch hour of need. and then after the embracing is complete - tell me about your day or your lunch or your anything. i'm easy.
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07-06-04, 01:45 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
You have a cafeteria?!!!I had to bring my own bologna sammich with american cheese and mustard. I went out after to the toy store to look for car games for my daughter and picked up a Panera Bread menu. Ever eat from there? Looks yummy!
One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!
However, to pay $3.49 for PB & J, even if it is on French bread, is outrageous!
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:52 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
we have a very nice cafeteria. they have really good stuff most of the time. but today was not good. The girl who normally makes my chicken salad is so sweet and she and I have the same name and we chat. It is a delightful experience to buy her tasty chicknen salad. This heathen barked "MAY I SERVE YOU?" at me. And then he said I didn't talk loud enough and then he said "YOU DON'T WANT ANY LETTUCE OR TOMATO ON THERE? JUST... BAM....CHICKEN SALAD?" like that was highly inappropriate or something. just give me my chicken salad you chef hat wearing freak - and don't critique my sandwich selection and keep your damn pickle off my plate.
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:01 PM (EST)
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17. "Words to live by..." |
"Keep your damn pickle off my plate"-Lisapooh Although I happen to love the half-sour ones, but not when the juice contaminates the entire sammich!
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Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:48 PM (EST)
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108. "RE: Words to live by..." |
Sorry about that, next time I'll try to keep my sour pickle juice off your sammich...
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volleygrl 220 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:35 PM (EST)
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40. "Panera Bread" |
My DH has eaten at Panera Bread and said it was delicious. I haven't had a chance to try it yet.But I agree, it sounds a bit pricey.  provided by JSlice
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:42 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Panera Bread" |
Broadway Mall in Hicksville, Volleygirl!
One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!
I see there is one in Carle Place too
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07-06-04, 02:51 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Panera Bread" |
*stuffs bread in Zombie's ears*
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 04:23 PM (EST)
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110. "Hey You" |
left your purple boots and "Joanie loves Chachi"album over on the Cat name thread!*Shakes bread out of ears* I need croutons for tonight, thanks!
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07-06-04, 02:53 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Panera Bread" |
I live right near the Broadway Mall.DH works in Garden City and ate at the Carle Place site. provided by JSlice
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07-06-04, 02:38 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-06-04 AT 02:56 PM (EST)Panera is wonderful, but yes, it can be pricey. Also, if you're running in fear from carbs, Panera is not the place to go. Their soft, yummy focaccia sandwichs are delish. Oh, the selection! I? Had a chicken caesar sandwich on a garlic bagel for lunch. Quite the tasty treat, especially with Peach Orange Juice. Sorry about the pickle, Pooh-y. You're right-- pickles like to spread their flavor around unmercilessly. ETFix: typos. Who can spell sandwich correctly? 
Handcrafted by RollDdice
I cracked the bedroom window and hopscotched in and out of sleep to a wonderful choir of birds.
--Jimbo, my new favorite poet.
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07-06-04, 01:47 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
*Hugs Lisapooh*I'm trying a new place for lunch today - Wild Noodles just opened a place near the office. Bangkok Peanut with chicken. It's interesting.
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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07-06-04, 01:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Did you know it's Buggy's birthday?
Yeah. As it happens, I do suck. What of it?
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07-06-04, 01:48 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Some people just can't make good sammiches.
Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004 Sorry you had a bad lunch. I will be having Zombie stew if she's not careful.
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:53 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
*force field down*STALK *force field up*
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:49 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
you're just jealous that it's not YOUR day, aren't you?We had CiCi's Pizza--the buffet-- for lunch. It's just not that much fun with a 3 and a 5 year old by myself. 
--I'm going swimming. I'll think of you.
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07-06-04, 01:51 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Sorry to hear about your terrible loss m'lady. My day? Not so great. Had to work Saturday and Monday...so coming in this morning was quite depressing. That, and my DW set the alarm for 4:15 am. I have only a boring frozen burrito waiting for me come lunchtime. Of course, I'll jack it up with so much Dave's Temporary Insanity hot sauce that I won't be able to taste it anyway. 
Handcrafted by RolldDiceOn the plus side, after J-Lo left I cracked the bedroom window and hopscotched in and out of sleep to a wonderful choir of birds. That? Is why I love mornings and wish I wasn't a nite owl.
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07-06-04, 01:51 PM (EST)
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7. "*whack*" |
sorry, but no. this? is not a tragedy. first of all, pickles *never* ruin or taint -anything-. they only serve to make things better. always. secondly, they just 'let go' the lady who used to make 'nice sandwiches' here and have replaced her with? vending machines. YUCK. lastly, WT*F* are grapes doing in your chicken salad? that is just about the grossest thing i've ever heard. ~ cq 
oh and MY lunch tragedy was that i actually ingested buffalo 'pizza'
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:55 PM (EST)
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11. "No" |
"lastly, WT*F* are grapes doing in your chicken salad? that is just about the grossest thing i've ever heard."fish tacos I believe is the grossest!
One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations! The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:57 PM (EST)
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13. "yes!" |
i see we have another vote of NAY in the Great OT Fish Taco Debate ~ cq
i think the NAYs are winning nowthanks zombie
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:01 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: yes!" |
did you know buggy serves fish tacos in her lunch line? She serves them with gravy tots. And she whacks any child that refuses to eat them over the head with her gravy ladle of doom. She makes the darling little school children of Texas cry.
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07-06-04, 02:20 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Must I even say it again?" |
Wasn't Jamie Lee Curtis in that?
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07-06-04, 02:06 PM (EST)
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19. "No way!" |
My force field repels bullets!
*pours pickle juice on Dee Rhunter*
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:56 PM (EST)
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12. "counterpoint" |
point one: it was tragic to me. therefore it should be tragic to you, my people.point two: pickles and the accompanying nasty pickle juice they create are inherently tainted Anything touched by a pickle subsequently tastes like a pickle - and that is never good. point three: at lest a vending machine will not tell you that you don't speak loudly enough. Also, a vending machine does not usully wear a pretentious little chef's hat when all it is making is sandwiches. point four: grapes complete the chicken salad. I used to believe that apples were the best addition to a chicken salad, but - in this rare instance - I was wrong. Red grapes provide the absolutely perfect amount of sweet crunch goodness.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 01:58 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: counterpoint" |
Also, a vending machine does not usully wear a pretentious little chef's hat when all it is making is sandwiches. that? is going to happen. and be put into some sort of photo album. give me a few days. ~ cq
and if you want truly tragic, try buffalo LARD pizza *gag*
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07-06-04, 02:10 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: counterpoint" |
Because you even had to remind peeps of point one, I think a token beheading is in the works... I am very good with the smite...You say the word Poooh, I will start the smiting.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:14 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: counterpoint" |
now see you all have lived in fear too long. the dark reign of qeen thunder stealer has made you weak. Step out into the sunshine with the people's princess. there will be no beheading. no smiting. just ugs and kisses and candy for all. Let's compare - do you want the fish taco existence that buggy has to offer or the tlard filled fat feast of love that I can provide?
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:15 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: counterpoint" |
that's a lot of typos - even for me.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:38 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: counterpoint" |
It's good to have goals.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:16 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: counterpoint" |
I'll take some ugs, but you can hold the kisses.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:16 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: counterpoint" |
Well...the candy sounds nice and it would appear you are offering better snacks...
But smite is just such a great word...
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07-06-04, 02:37 PM (EST)
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43. "Wait just one second!" |
...Ugs is suspiciously close to bugs...
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:48 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
Ugg boots are popular and stylish - just like the people's princess. Bugs are reviled, squashed, zapped and stomped upon, much like, well - you know. The difference is clear. The choice is obvious.
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07-06-04, 02:56 PM (EST)
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55. "mean" |
i think it's extra special of you to start a pooh vs buggy popularity contest on buggy's birthday. that shows you have *that* much confidence.~ cq
chicks dig chicks with confidence
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 02:58 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: mean" |
Guys dig chicks that wrestle. In the mud.
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07-06-04, 02:59 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: mean" |
with other chicks. and little clothing.~ cq
i know how it works
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07-06-04, 03:03 PM (EST)
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60. "oh great" |
Just what I need, dirty hair on my birthday.
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07-06-04, 03:04 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: oh great" |
Then you and Pooh can shampoo each other. Just like in Survivor Amazon!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:07 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: oh great" |
How much peanut butter and chocolate is in for us?( it better be A LOT, have you ever seen Pooh eat?)
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:07 PM (EST)
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71. "RE: oh great" |
Tons. And Kool-Aid by the barrel.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:11 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: oh great" |
With Vodka?
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:11 PM (EST)
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77. "RE: oh great" |
You'll have to ask Landru - he's in charge of the Kool-Aid.
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landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 06:52 PM (EST)
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114. "RE: oh great" |
Like I'd deny Buggy a drinkie.
Freeze-pops, even.
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07-06-04, 03:12 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: oh great" |
you better get yourself a butt double.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:14 PM (EST)
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81. "RE: oh great" |
Since your's is already doubled?*smiles sweetly*
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07-06-04, 03:19 PM (EST)
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88. "RE: oh great" |
boys like my super-sized butt. it ust means there is plenty of room for the inevitable kisses.
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07-06-04, 03:04 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: mean" |
And whipped cream. Don't forget the whipped cream.
You say that like it's on your resume or something.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-04, 03:05 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: mean" |
You mean you haven't seen her entry in the IMDB?
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07-06-04, 03:06 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: mean" |
shhhhhhhhhh!~ cq
wait? the IMDB covers 'adult films'? dammit!
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07-06-04, 03:11 PM (EST)
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75. "RE: mean" |
Sorry - the PIMDB.
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07-06-04, 03:01 PM (EST)
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58. "Wait just one second!" |
Oh it's obvious alright, very obgvious that YOU are blantantly trying to steal my Birthday thunder.
Isn't it bad enough that I have already had to take a loved one to the Emergency Room today, isn't it enough that my birthday cake was ruined by blood, and that the broken bowl was my favoritest salad bowl that my Mom was giving me? That I am stuck here in the house on my Birthday unable to go shopping because the sibling from hell wants to come over and use my shower? Oh no, Pooh must come along and steal my thunder with Ugs and nontragic moments.
*I* am 40 today DAMMIT! Give me some sympathy! 
Though I gotta admit chicken salad without pecans does suck pretty hard
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07-06-04, 03:03 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
40? Youngster.
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07-06-04, 03:06 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
don't stop her now - she's on a deluded roll. I'm so sorry that my vast popularity threatens you grandma.
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07-06-04, 03:07 PM (EST)
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70. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
If it weren't her birthday, I'd mention Wilfred Brimley.
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07-06-04, 03:10 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
We heart ya Buggy. Even Pooh does.
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07-06-04, 03:15 PM (EST)
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82. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
nicely played. you have me looking mean and guilty and the boys objectifying you with whipped cream and mud.
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07-06-04, 03:18 PM (EST)
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87. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
If you want your thread to be bigger than Pooh's, you really need to start posting there. Thank everyone for posting.
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07-06-04, 03:20 PM (EST)
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90. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
thank them each with individual posts.
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07-06-04, 03:21 PM (EST)
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91. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:22 PM (EST)
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92. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:22 PM (EST)
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93. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:22 PM (EST)
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94. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:23 PM (EST)
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95. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
equally
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07-06-04, 03:23 PM (EST)
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96. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:24 PM (EST)
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97. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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98. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:25 PM (EST)
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99. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
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07-06-04, 03:28 PM (EST)
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101. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
B*tch
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07-06-04, 03:30 PM (EST)
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102. "RE: Wait just one second!" |
*quash*
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07-06-04, 02:12 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: counterpoint" |
I read that, as is usually the case, with a nagging sense of awe. You, Princess, don't try to 'convince' the masses to agree with a point of view. No, instead you simply and confidently state "Here is truth. I see it...you may or may not choose to see it also."
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07-06-04, 02:23 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: counterpoint" |
I see no need to rule with an iron fist. you see jimbo, most people want to be popular and beloved like me. I generously allow them the opportunity to have the briefest glimpse into the kind of adoration that I enjoy. And, by simply telling the masses what they should think about any given issue, I am giving them a chance to parrot my worldview and - as an inevitable result - live better, more fulfilling lives. The choice is always theirs to make. But the smartest, prettiest, most desirable people know what they should do.
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07-06-04, 02:24 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: counterpoint" |
But the smartest, prettiest, most desirable people know what they should do. Vote AKDW?
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07-06-04, 02:31 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: counterpoint" |
they can vote for whoever they want. (although I do endorse the kimmah ferret ticket and everyone that wants to be smart, pretty and desirable will too) The important thing though is that they put me on the postage stamps and erect statues, fountains and monuments in my honor. i'd also like to be on a piece of currency. I think "pooh"s should replace the dollar, euro, yen etc. Can you incorporate this into your platform?
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07-06-04, 02:36 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: counterpoint" |
Which bill do you want? Something like the $1, which is in wide circulation, or something like the $100, which is more deserving of you? If it were me, I'd go with the $1, but only for the sake of being stuffed down strippers' g-strings. You probably don't have that same desire.
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07-06-04, 02:46 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: counterpoint" |
I was actually thinking about the $100 - it's a large enough bill to command respect but still accessible enough to the masses. I don't want to be on the dollar - they get passed around a lot and subsequently get wrinkled and taken out of circulation. It hurts me to think of my likeness being put out to pasture. But, I dont want my bill to only be circulated amongst the hop polloi. I am, after all, the people's princess. I think a commemorative coin would be cool too. Like the Sacagewa dollar. Collectible, cherished, polished and displayed. And also a favorite of tooth fairies, grandmas and such.
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07-06-04, 02:55 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: counterpoint" |
Hop polloi?
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07-06-04, 03:04 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: counterpoint" |
it's a new phrase - all the coolest people are saying it. I'm surprised you aren't aware of it ferret. It's two days away from becoming so five minutes ago.
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07-06-04, 03:06 PM (EST)
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68. "RE: counterpoint" |
No, I meant it was five minutes ago last Friday.
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07-06-04, 03:13 PM (EST)
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80. "RE: counterpoint" |
Will this thread be getting bigger than mine?( ya know, just asking)
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07-06-04, 03:16 PM (EST)
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83. "RE: counterpoint" |
I just bumped yours.
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07-06-04, 03:17 PM (EST)
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85. "RE: counterpoint" |
pssssst - your insecurity is showing.
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07-06-04, 03:20 PM (EST)
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89. "RE: counterpoint" |
Of course it is, I am crying over my wasted youth, and reflecting on the meaninglessness of my life. And of course grieving over your shiveled eggs, because I am a giver like that.It's my Birthday I can cry if I wanna!
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07-06-04, 02:14 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: *whack*" |
"lastly, WT*F* are grapes doing in your chicken salad? that is just about the grossest thing i've ever heard."Red grapes are de-licious in chicken salad.....especially curry chicken salad. green grapes are a no-go, true. But red grapes, yummmmmmy 
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07-06-04, 03:27 PM (EST)
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100. "RE: *whack*" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-06-04 AT 03:27 PM (EST)My twin has excellent taste.
*smooches* Can't wait till Friday. 
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Hey look, I swooped without trying to.
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07-06-04, 01:52 PM (EST)
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9. "If I were you, Pooh?" |
I would fire off an angry memo to the head of the cafeteria, stressing the importance of cross training and consistancy!!!!! A sandwich devoid of pecans!?!?! Riot! Riot! Riot over the OUTRAGE.Also, I feel compelled to inform you that mayo is the worst.condiment.ever. 
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I am working on a eulogy for a great Aunt who I did not know very well. My mother volunteers me for all different kind of things...and then we argue and she promices to repsect my time and not sign me up to do things and before you know it, I have 3 hours to work on a eulogy that she volunteerd me for...so I am rushing, writing and have dry ceral for my lunch.
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07-06-04, 02:08 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: spoons" |
i'm ready for dessert... i made ice box cake over the weekend~ cq the real ques here is: was it + or -
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07-06-04, 02:33 PM (EST)
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38. "ice box cake?" |
Did someone say ice box cake? 
I'll have two pieces please.
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07-06-04, 02:34 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: ice box cake?" |
oh it was so good when we were stoned~ cq
oops... dammit 'out loud' voice again
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07-06-04, 02:37 PM (EST)
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44. "I came" |
this close || to making it this weekend, but got too busy.
heh I said I came and I bet some peeps do.
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07-06-04, 03:34 PM (EST)
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103. "RE: You" |
not *in*. *on*.duh. ~ cq
cool whip? is good.
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07-06-04, 02:36 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: If I were you, Pooh?" |
I am working on a eulogy for a great Aunt who I did not know very well.Good luck with that. I've luckily never had to perform such a task yet in life. Best eulogy-related story I've heard was about a woman in Cleveland whose husband of 55 years died and she put an ad in the local paper. She wanted the obituary stated simply (sorry, I forget the guy's real name) "John Smith died Tuesday at age 82." The person taking her request informed her that she had a free 12-word limit, and asked if there was anything else she'd like to add. The revised obituary read "John Smith died Tuesday at age 82. Volvo for sale."
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07-06-04, 02:05 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-06-04 AT 02:14 PM (EST)ETA: It's the first day of the work week. That means I get to go over dozens of expense reports with a fine-toothed comb and reject any of them that do not conform precisely to the proper requirements. I, as you could probably imagine, am frightfully good at this. I also take an unseemly amount of joy in using my big "REJECTED" stamp on them. I drove around before I finally settled on a BLT sub from a little Italian place around the corner. It was okay. I mean, it was bacon, how bad can your day be when you get bacon?  
This in no way reflects my voting tendencies, however.
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07-06-04, 02:17 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Keep bacon on sandwiches where it belongs.
Thanks for the clarification.
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07-06-04, 02:16 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
I didn't have time to make my usual salad with chicken and cottage cheese with frozen berries today, so I had to go to the hospital's cafeteria. Honestly, I don't know how people are supposed to get well with this food. Tired of sammiches, I decided I would have some pizza, but the slices were little and I got 2. Now I am overfull. Interestingly, I still want mini-chocolate bars from the gift shop.
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07-06-04, 02:48 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
My boss invited me to go along with her and my two co-workers (aka evil step-sisters) for one of their trademark two hour lunches/##### sessions. Having no excuse at the ready, I agreed. Then I got a call from DD who's father was going to drop her off at my work so that DH could pick her up later this aft. So, I got out of the two hour lunch at the swanky restaurant and sat in Burger King for 45 minutes. The food was tasteless and I had to scarf it down quickly, but the company was so much nicer.  I'm happy. 
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07-06-04, 02:51 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Well, that just bites. Chicken salad is an art form. Some people should not be allowed to make it. (feel better? )My lunch? cucumbers, califlower, carrots, green peppers, tomato slice, and salt and vingegar chips. Time to go shopping.
and I just discovered that I'm out of sweet tea. This? is a crisis. I might have to *gasp* make my own.
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07-06-04, 03:11 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
As someone who also hates the pickle taint, I feel your pain.I? had chicken noodle soup and a sourdough roll from Panera. 
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07-06-04, 03:35 PM (EST)
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104. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Sorry, Pooh, normally I would worship at your feet and feel your pain, but my own is about all I can handle.How about...I got home yesterday from 2 weeks on vacation, did laundry and ironed. Went grocery shopping and bought lovely filets, some long grain and wild rice, and lovely veggies to grill in teriyaki sauce with the steaks. Waited for DBF to come home from his parents'. And waited. And waited. He finally called at 9:30pm and asked if I had planned anything for dinner. I said, not at this point. So no dinner for poor geg. Then, I went to work today and was swamped from the minute I got here (okay, I took time for OT, but nobody needs to know that). Ran around like a nut at lunch (bank, pharmacy, the evil WalMart) and had to settle for a Wendy's bacon cheeseburger. If DBF isn't home in time for supper, I'm eating both filets. 
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07-06-04, 03:37 PM (EST)
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105. "don't lie" |
you can't lie to them. you have to tell them the trouble you went to and that you were disappointed or they never learn. they say "well how am i supposed to know if *drool* you never tell me?" and? they're kinda right.~ cq called a boy twice yesterday to wake him up from a happy nappy and get him to come over for dinner. 3rd call was "b!tch, this is your last call. get over here now or to h3ll with you!"
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07-06-04, 03:42 PM (EST)
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106. "Hello, Poohest" |
Though I do agree with cq about the grossness of fruit in savoury food, I feel your control-freakish pain about having your lunch not exactly the way you want it. I had lunch at 10am. Ham and cheese on sourdough, carrots, and a Coke. My second lunch was a packaged noodle soup and a handful of cookies. I am making moules frites for dinner, though, so all is not lost. 
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07-06-04, 03:43 PM (EST)
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107. "fried mussels?" |
are you supposed to fry those?~ cq
isn't sure you're supposed to *eat* them, let alone *fry* them, but wtf do *i* know? after all, i eat cool whip.
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07-06-04, 03:53 PM (EST)
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109. "The Ice Cream Man" |
Hey, Pooh, the Ice Cream Man's just driving by with his bells-a-whistlin'. Can I get you something to make up for lunch?
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07-06-04, 04:54 PM (EST)
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111. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Now? 4:50 pm? I am finally going to get lunch. And I'm tired. What a great day.
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07-06-04, 05:38 PM (EST)
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112. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Arby's has a new "market fresh" chicken salad sandwich.grapes, apples, toasted pecans... yum. (shudder}
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07-06-04, 06:48 PM (EST)
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113. "RE: my personal tragedy" |
Hahaha! Funny thread, Princess. I had chicken salad too, no grapes though. In fact, I don't think I've ever had chicken salad with grapes. Sounds kinda freaky.
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