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"J.V.?"
beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-29-04, 12:08 PM (EST)
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"J.V.?" |
Could I borrow your sig pic line about killing threads? Just for a bit? I think I've killed 3 just this morning.Actually, it's more like JV is the leader of a deadly network of assasins, and I'm one of his proteges: the Green Asp. Beesknees: Thresd Assasin for hire. Just don't cross me.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-29-04, 12:23 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: J.V.?" |
Good point. But are you sure you wouldn't rather join a deadly thresd assassin ring instead? We'll give you a cool name...
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-29-04, 12:36 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: J.V.?" |
I haven't spoken to the boss yet, but I get the feeling that chain maille might be the uniform of choice. Of course, I already have mine. And I like the coldness of the steel pressed against my bosom. I'll just ask him to line yours with silk.
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-04, 04:27 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: J.V.?" |
kidskin's so much more comfy, though.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-29-04, 04:31 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: J.V.?" |
You're right about the kidskins- Nookie should really like that. Soft like butta'.Any thresds need handlin' for ya, Boss?
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-04, 04:42 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: J.V.?" |
Kidskin? Sounds too much like Silence of the Lamb *shudder*
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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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04-29-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: J.V.?" |
*laughs* I've killed a few in my time also. Don't fret. Some threads live and some die. It's the circle of life. La Métropole
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ballerina_of_doom 1462 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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04-29-04, 12:22 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: J.V.?" |
It could simply be a step in the world domination plan, too....yanno? ;) ps...nice to meet you, too!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-04, 12:36 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: J.V.?" |
You could just change your name to Atropos.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-29-04, 12:40 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: J.V.?" |
Oooooooh, I LOVE that!"In Greek mythology, Atropos was one of the three Moirae, the Fates, the female deities who supervised fate rather than determine it. Atropos was the fate who cut the thread or web of life. She was known as the "inflexible" or "inevitable" and cut this thread with the "abhorred shears." Where do you get abhorred shears, anyway? Zellers?
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-04, 12:38 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: J.V.?" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-04 AT 12:40 PM (EST)There was a cowpoke out on the range, a mean one. We called him Thread-killin' Theodore. He could jus' walk into any ol' thread, even the lowest, meanest, killin'est kind--worse than AI on steroids--and level the joint with just one word. Thread-killin' Theodore was a mean ol' cuss that stopped a gay marriage thread cold in its tracks, brought a presidential thread to a screechin' halt in mid-post, and annihilated a "Who's the hottest babe on Baywatch" thread with one keystroke. Folks now shudder at the approach of Thread-killin' Theodore. Been banned from most sites. Webbies can smell him comin'. Pray, pray, pray that he don't show up in these parts. No thread will be the same. Edited cuz Sagebrush ain't got none of them there grammer skills. CASH Secretary of Hospitality Handcrafted by RollDdice The fool that persists in his folly invites Thread-killin' Theodore in for a post.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-29-04, 12:48 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: J.V.?" |
Join the team. We could be the meanest, baddest, thresd killers on the web. I think there are some thresds on the second page that could use a thorough Theodore-ification.Our motto: Show no mercy.
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-04, 04:34 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: J.V.?" |
Besides, thanks to my timely planting of the rhino-boffs-car thresd, JV now sports a FAR more interesting "kill" line. One which you probably do not wish to borrow.
JV f___ Renaults. What do you do? "Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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04-29-04, 04:50 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: J.V.?" |
I know absolutely nothing about this poster, but i'm already willing to give you a spot in my cabinet for President of the United States of America. "Beesknees" is the coolest name on this board, with the exception of mine. What do you say???
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-04, 04:57 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: J.V.?" |
Of course. She's the Cat's Meow.
Vo doh dee oh D'oh! "Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-30-04, 08:10 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: J.V.?" |
I actually can do the Lindy. But my preference is to be called the Cat's Pyjamas.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-30-04, 08:09 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: J.V.?" |
Mr.Bacon- I would like to thank you for the nomination. I am truly honoured to be considered for such a prestigious position. If it hasn't already been taken, I would be willing to fill the role of Surgeon General. As your Surgeon General, I will promote the consumption of smoked pork products as a vital and nutritious part of the day. I will also launch several information campaigns on the health benefits of slacking (decreases hypertension, and the possibility of strokes and heart disease), kung fu movies and of course, masturbation. If you would like to know more about me, PM me. I'll tell you my position on lots of things.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-30-04, 01:55 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Smoke pork?" |
Damn you! Can't you see I'm trying to work here? Hello? Atropos/The Green Asp is foiled again...
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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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04-30-04, 02:12 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Smoke pork?" |
If you really wanted this thread to die, you should have called me. I guarantee the thread is killed now. Just watch and see...
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-30-04, 02:19 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Smoke pork?" |
Then join the deadly thresd assassination ring. I've seen your work- you're a natural!We have cool outfits, the best kung pow chicken moves you've ever seen, and our boss is a rhino. You can't go wrong! Welcome to my world. Nice to meet ya'!
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-30-04, 02:41 PM (EST)
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30. "Matrix?" |
There is no boss.
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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-30-04, 02:48 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Matrix?" |
The Deadly Thresd Killer Matrix? Are we like a virus or something?I was thinking more Kill Bill, but the Matrix works. I like the outfits better, anyway.
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