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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!"
volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 07:33 PM (EST)
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"WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
A little birdy told me that Rothschild has posted on OT! I have been bugging him to come and check us out. He is a regular poster over on the PIS forum.Let's give him a nice OT WELCOME! Does someone have a crap basket? Director of Public Relations for GAWKUR!
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MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-25-04, 07:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
I found one:Welcome Rothschild! Handcrafted by RollDdice! Have you hugged your TiVo today?
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 07:54 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
I'm so happy you're here on OT, Rothschild! I'm sure someone will be along shortly with a crap basket, all the appropraite brochures of the many different clubs and such that we offer here, and a survey from the west coasters on what should our color be, how much bling is too much bling, and what our 'sign' should be!Welcome, take a look around, drink the kool aid (waves at Landru, Tech, and Fester), and enjoy yourself! Now, go pay homage to the Queen Buggy and Princess Pooh! Pet the hamster that is Wheezy, watch Shakes' head spin, and adore the Fleabea, she is da bomb! I'm sure you'll get the hang of it shortly, we're a fun bunch! Sigpic crafted by the master himself, IceCat!
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 08:08 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
<looks in her empty cup, glances up at Tech with a confused look on her face, then back down to her empty cup>Ummm, Tech darlin'? I seem to have finished all my kool aid, mayIpleasehaveanother? *SMOOCIES*
<hopes Tech doesn't mind her kool smile> Sigpic crafted by the master himself, IceCat!
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TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 08:19 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Why of course Asrai!! The pitcher provides endless servings. And your kool smile is perfect.
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Tiger Lily 1679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-25-04, 07:59 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Yay! I've really been enjoying your posts on the other board, Rothschild, so I'm glad you decided to come join us over here.Welcome!! Lily's Playing it Straight Summary
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Tiggertramp 3141 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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03-25-04, 08:00 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Okay...Where is this Rothchild person?? Hmmm?Welcome invisible person! Hello! Nice to almost meet you! I had an invisible friend once. Excellent siggy by JSlice
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 08:07 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Now that the goodies are out of the way, here are the warnings. There are certain women here that, after more than a few servings of kool-aid, become a little friendly. DO NOT FOLLOW THEM TO THE BROOM CLOSET!! Don't even go near the broom closet when they are within 50 yards. Don't let them even get near the subject of dust pans. Sagebrush Sam is still trying to recover. When they're off the kool-aid, it's not quite as dangerous, but beware of anyone with a little grape stain above their lip. Of course the same warning goes for FarmBoy and Volsfan--but I'm as pure as the driven snow, of course. Did I tell you I was a dustpan salesman? A happy heart is good medicine and a cheerful mind works healing. OT Prince of Hospitality
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 08:11 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
*Smooches Dan with grape stained lips!*I love ya, baby! Now, I seem to be fresh out of dustpans!! LOL! Sigpic crafted by the master himself, IceCat!
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Rothschild 496 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-25-04, 08:40 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Thanks for the welcome .... Really into Indian Curry
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Mysterious Jedi 1043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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03-25-04, 09:09 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Welcome Rothschild! Glad to have you join us.
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ballerina_of_doom 1462 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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03-25-04, 09:13 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Rothschild is checking us out? Does this mean we have to put on clean socks?? Welcome to OT, Rothschild. Watch out for the sticky stuff on the window. We don't know exactly what it is.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-25-04, 09:42 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Welcome to OT, Rothschild! an incredible JSlice creation
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wandacal 4018 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-25-04, 09:54 PM (EST)
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24. " WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Now, save yourself, leave and don't look back. You'll get fired from your job, you'll forget to change your underwear, Your children will start calling you "Uncle Mike", your wife will start drinking at noon, and you'll have sex dreams about Nailbone. (OK, well maybe not the last one like I... I mean, like Asrai did.) Oh you're already here? You'll love it! Great place this thing is!
Praise JSlice!
Hasn't been the same since Jan. 15th, 2004. Mommy? The computer's talking to me again.
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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-26-04, 00:28 AM (EST)
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I only told you my sex dream since you told me yours! I thought this was our little secret. Don't make me use it against you, little miss Wanda! Sigpic crafted by the master himself, IceCat! It's true about them there Texas men.....it's bigger in Texas! Winks at Boner!
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-26-04, 01:06 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Hi, Rothschild! ahh...it's been awhile since our last newbie. *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Here's your complimentary *headbutt*. Have fun! Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer
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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-26-04, 07:04 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-26-04 AT 07:15 AM (EST)Welcome to OT Roth. Come on over to my beach chair, have a fru fru drink and tell me about yourself. Wear sunscreen, ok? And bring snacks. Thanks!
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Rothschild 496 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-28-04, 10:16 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
Thanks again for the welcome. But what is this stuff ?????? I am Jewish, do I need a Mel Gibson blessing ????? The Temple food drive won't take it ..............
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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-28-04, 10:21 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: WELCOME ROTHSCHILD!" |
There's REAL food products in Spam???
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