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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:12 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-04 AT 05:12 PM (EST)Stan. No wait, that's someone's penis. 
Or someone's car.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:13 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
Oreck. Yes, it's a brand name, but the Oreck broke and now we have a Hoover. I still call it Oreck.
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:15 PM (EST)
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3. "Bucky wins." |
Forever. Fester
I named mine Vitale, and my carpeting Krzyzewski.
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:17 PM (EST)
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4. "Why?" |
Do you hate your carpeting?
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:18 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
Sir SucksALot (the attachements are called the Funky Bunch). the Swiffer is Marky Mark
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StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 05:18 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
Currently mine's called Piece-o-crap. I hope to replace it soon with a lovely new model that's on my wedding gift registry. I think my fiance wants to name it Ball-and-Chain.
Or is that what he wants to call me?
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 06:12 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
that just reminded me of my noxious first husband. The man had a habit of going back re-vacuuming after I had done it because I hadn't left the pattern properly. He felt diagonal swishes were the best way to do it. I cannot believe I ever let that man see me naked
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 06:14 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
and I won't even bore you with the proper method of pant-folding seminars he used to conduct in our laundry room.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 06:51 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
Strangely enough, his name was Dickhead.
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MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings
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03-16-04, 07:56 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
I would call mine "Hoover", but that's what I call my DW.
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03-16-04, 07:57 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
My vacuum's name is "i heart you, Bucky Katt" Wheeze
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03-17-04, 00:57 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?" |
I name my vacumn "Maria"
I don’t really give a damn which one of the two goes, as long as it ain’t me."-Sandra Diaz-Twine
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