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SUPAMEOM 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-22-07, 11:19 AM (EST) "Be the Survivor 14.6" Well seeing as my darling Jeff is currently doing I don't know what I thought I would start the thread!! Jeff that drop your buffs line is so hot when you tell me to drop my buff at home!! Rocky you are rather odd!! Anthony sorry to see you go!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 jackandjill 03-22-07 1  RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Max Headroom 03-22-07 2  Quitter's Corner, volume 6 smokedog 03-22-07 3  RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 vince3 03-22-07 4  RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Spanky68 03-22-07 5    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 KeithFan 03-23-07 6        RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 SUPAMEOM 03-23-07 8            RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 KeithFan 03-27-07 27    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 vince3 03-23-07 9        RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Spanky68 03-23-07 12            RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 vince3 03-23-07 15    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 coolbluepig 03-23-07 11    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 michel 03-23-07 13        RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 emydi 03-23-07 16            RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 michel 03-23-07 18                RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 emydi 03-23-07 20                    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 michel 03-23-07 21        RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Spanky68 03-23-07 17            RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 michel 03-23-07 19    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Sahara 03-24-07 25  RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 iltarion 03-23-07 7    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 michel 03-23-07 14        RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 alaholly 03-27-07 28            RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 michel 03-28-07 29  RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 coolbluepig 03-23-07 10    RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 SUPAMEOM 03-23-07 22        RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Spanky68 03-23-07 23            RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 SUPAMEOM 03-24-07 24  RE: Be the Survivor 14.6 Molaholic 03-24-07 26

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jackandjill 204 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 03-22-07, 11:35 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Yes! I was picked first in the new tribal pick'em you win'em game! I was picked first! OMG! I was picked first! I also caught my first fish! What a great three days for me! oops, excuse me, I peed myself a little.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-22-07, 11:44 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" So, Max, you skipped Survivor to watch something else on at the same time? Isn't that Rocky a swell dude? Sorry, Alex, I watched something actually worthy of my time. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 03-22-07, 09:15 PM (EST) 3. "Quitter's Corner, volume 6" Where to begin this week? Lisi - pissed off that you were picked last, you fugly tub of goo. You should have quit, and saved me the horror of looking at your gross face and body. Begone! Rocky - what a motivator you are. Dr. Phil look out! Seriously, Rock, don't quit your day job to mentor - I hear you suck at that too. Anthony - I have girlfriends with more balls than you. Oh well, back to Dungeons and Dragons, I guess. You guys are getting boring...liven up!   Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-22-07, 09:36 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Good Lord what a boring bunch! Girlfriend, maybe you can convince Jeffy to send some kind of sacrifice to me and the gods way so we can have some kind of wilder weather for the show. I'm pretty much on strike from making any kind of wild weather because there's been nothing heading my way..... The only reason it rained at the end of Tribal Council is because I was so frustrated at the Boy's Club, I decided to make the return trip miserable for those morons!   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-22-07, 11:49 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Ok, let me be honest. I'm not late because I forgot to watch...er star in the show on Wednesday. And I am not late because Ms. Berry threw my back out rearranging the furniture in our luxury hut. No, I am late because you morons have torqued me off so badly that my on-set therapist said I should back away from you walking landmines for a while. I did and now I can finally stand to look at you without developing a nervous tick. Thanks for standing in for me, Ms. Berry. But if I ever decide to retire from this show, you will NOT be the one to replace me. I have other plans for you. You will be dropping your buff a lot. Oh YES you will. Anthony: how do you feel that your TC throwdown inspired me to say "kiss your @$$" on camera for the 1st time in 14 seasons? If it came to a fight between you and James (who I refuse to call Rocky) could you beat him bare handed or would you need a +4 vorpal sword? James: ever heard of a pot calling a kettle black? For someone who called Anthony effeminate you sure looked comfortable wearing that tube top a coupld of episodes ago. And why would you be such an imbicile as to put your own head on the chopping block with that rant at TC?!?! Is that stupidity or a death wish on your part? Please stay a couple of more weeks so you can continue to be wrong about EVERY confessional prediction. Alex: when you were patting James on the back at TC, did you decide which ribs to slide the knife between? Did you notice how flustered it made me to see that rant? I even said "Alex you had your hands in your head" instead of head in your hands. Does it scare you that I'm all shook up? Lisi: go home. I would rather have Anthony stay than to look at you any longer. No. I am serious. Go home. Security! Take her away. Michelle: admit it. You're getting YOUNGER every day aren't you? I swear I saw your body going backwards into the pre-pubescent stage over the last week. If it gets any worse, you'll be back at the toddler stage and will fall off platforms or tables like a 2 year old. But...I will let you stay if you promise not to sue us for child labor violations. Stacy: I know you were in the episode. I remember you being crushed like a bug in the Immunity Challenge. But those 10 seconds of grimacing were all the time we could carve out for you. Edgardo: what is it like to be on the lousy beach now? And does that svck more or less than being surrounded by psychos? Mookie: yes they picked you first. you svcked far less than any other Ravu. That is as much of a compliment as saying that Jason Kendall is fast...for a catcher, so don't get the big head. Earl: good night man, what will it take for you to find the Immunity Idol? Must I pull a reverse-Yau Man and plant it on you while I am hugging you? Cassandra: How does it feel to be the swing vote? Better than slamming Rita into the mud in the Immunity Challenge last week? Dre: did you not throw a hissy this week or did we just edit you out? Boo: are you THE MAN for being able to get that stringy bunch of losers to a challenge win? Yau Man: how good was it to finally not stink up the whole show? If you dont' find the Immunity Idol soon, we're giving you a steam shovel as a reward next week. Hey Crabs: svcks to be you, doesn't it? Got any revenge planned? Ma Nature: if we were to give you Lisi as a sacrifice would you bring on the monsoons or would you just spit her back at us?   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 00:42 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Yo Jeff, Didn't you notice that you're wearing the same hat as Lisi nowadays? What kind of man are yous anyway?   Top

SUPAMEOM 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-23-07, 05:43 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" >Didn't you notice that you're wearing >the same hat as Lisi >nowadays? What kind of >man are yous anyway? How dare you insult My Jeffy's manliness, he is more of a man then what you will ever be. Jeffy I don't mind those other plans for me, they sound like a lot of fun!! Oh and Jeffy, try not to get to bed so late tonight!! Your Sweetie Ms Berry   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-27-07, 00:14 AM (EST) 27. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Women. Now get in the kitchen and make me a pot pie!   Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 07:18 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Lisi? *spits* Sacrifice her first, then I'll think about it..... Currently, I only have one thing to say about her: "Yeah, whatever!" Honestly? How tempted were you, Jiffy, to put her on the S. S. Osten instead of the Exile Island Tour Boat? I'd have thought you really would've considered that idiocy to think: "You want out? You got it!"   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 09:32 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Now that I have you on the line, Mom, I'll tell ya that I was very tempted. She is one of the most annoying, useless contestants ever. But she makes a great villian and we need that. So I couldn't boot her without messing up that dynamic. By the way, at the next challenge, can you make sure the sun is shining on my teeth JUST RIGHT while simultaneously causing it to storm on the sucky Survivors just 10 feet away? I think that would further cement my status as the most important person on this island.   Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 09:51 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" That's a difficult one, Jiffy. I'll see what I can do.......   Top

coolbluepig 819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-23-07, 08:41 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE MAN!!!! Co0L 3luE P1g: OINK OINK...   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 09:40 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Why the hell would you be hugging me, Jeff? I know you have tendencies and were "fond" of Colby but I don't need any hugs from you. Anyway, I got the Power now. Yau-Man will find the idol and give it to me if I need it. Boo's muscle can help but he doesn't have what it takes like I do!   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 09:59 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Yes darlin' but you need me to do it... Here drink this coffee sweetheart I had Stacy my coffee wench make it for me...   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 11:53 AM (EST) 18. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Cassandra, you and me until the end! They'll never know what hit them. Now, bacon and eggs would be nice!   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 11:59 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" oh no you dinnit   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 12:07 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Was that too much? Honeymoon's over? Hummmmmm, I meant bacon and eggs for both of us, Jiffy could bring them.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 10:02 AM (EST) 17. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Did you learn nothing from Gary? He insulted me. He was eliminated in great pain. If I do ever hug you, assume it is to stab you in the back. If I were to kiss you on the cheek it would be to mark you for death. Do not taunt me again or you will exit in more pain than Gary ever imagined.   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 11:59 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" I think Jiffy protests too much.   Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-24-07, 04:54 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" *raucous irritating laugh* Why is everybody picking on me? If I don't get chosen and I can't be popular, I will just GO HOME to spite you all. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it! The strangest thing is happening here on Exile Island...the snakes run AWAY from me. I can't figure out these stupid clues. They use some big words. Whatever. *raucous irritating laugh* Annoying...that is just the way I am, so you all had better just learn to live with it. Whatever. I am such a kind, caring, and patient person when I do my customer service job. Yeah, right, whatever.   Top

iltarion 1791 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 03-23-07, 03:18 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Hey, Anthony, bring up some palm leaves to fan us with. Anthony? Where in the Nine did that guy go to? Hello? Someone check the other side of the island and make sure he isn't crying in some corner again. Anthony? What's the matter, Lisi? Did the last clue for the hidden (as in permanently buried) immunity idol say "Is 3 + 2 > 5?" You are the reason why we tortured Prometheus for giving man fire.   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 09:45 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" I must Thank Gods for that nice twist. That is one comfortable bed you gave me. Ah! That's the life! The only little annoyance left is that Stacy. I'll sit on my bed whenever I want. Gods, do you think you can do something about her? Or maybe I'll continue to bug her. That could be fun.   Top

alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 03-27-07, 10:31 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Shut up Earl. I am soooo NOT annoying. I am an amazing diva. And cute too. *Tries to smile sweetly but grimaces instead* I rock. I am so on these days. You know you love me.   Top

michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-28-07, 01:30 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" LAST EDITED ON 03-28-07 AT 01:32 PM (EST) I have Yau-Man. I have Michelle. I now have Cassandra. Since I can see that 3+1 > 2, I guess I don't need Stacy. Hummm! Stacy: yes, you are cute. Now grab a plant and stand next to the couch and do what you do best: Keep Quiet. Yup! Nice decoration was all that was missing in this shelter.   Top

coolbluepig 819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-23-07, 08:27 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" poor people in ravu! ahahaha more time in luxury spot for me! Co0L 3luE P1g: OINK OINK...   Top

SUPAMEOM 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-23-07, 12:22 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Jeffy gives the best hugs! Jeffy babe you know I love you but why do you hug the boys?? Lovies and Kisses Your Sweetie Ms Berry   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-07, 09:28 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" actually, I was speaking hypothetically. But if I wanted to hug one of the guys I would. I am the Probst. I can do as I will. And now that you mention it, I am in the mood for a manly hug. Where is Colby?   Top

SUPAMEOM 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-24-07, 00:05 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Jeff what do you mean, am I no longer good enough? *cries*   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-24-07, 07:18 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Be the Survivor 14.6" Lisi ... Lisi ... are you still with us? Rocky ~ SHUT.YOUR.STOOPID.TRAP donja know that that kind of talk will eventually get your tookas booted? Sure, the guys voted with you this time, but read the body language. You've really made some people start to wonder. Anthony -- looks like the anti-nerd vote was just too strong. Time for you to go, grasshopper. Oh, an Jiffy -- what ever happened to the nice, non-partisan host? You really are starting to stoke the fires there, kid. Snuff said   Top

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