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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 09:07 AM (EST) "Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." LAST EDITED ON 12-18-06 AT 09:12 AM (EST) Reaching below the unreachable one more time, starting off with: Aras using prana-challenging hand stack technique Donald Trump during his first day on the job -- oops, that's 'make fired'. My bad. Richard's hindquarters, at least most days. Jonathan's hat. The total amount of electricty generated by Adam's brain, at least before last night. The total amount of electricity generated by the brains of Ozzy, Sundra, and Becky after listening to Adam. Parvati, through rubbing her legs together, days 1 through 15 inclusive. A Ford Pinto. (Just ask Ford.) Sekou's song ascending the Billboard rankings. Burning up the charts! Get it? No? Me neither. Aquaman, in the middle of his living room, with the napalm. Flicka, as long as the fire materials were located under a crate, because she's learned her lesson and she can only try to start it without lifting anythng to get to it. Candace's hot, burning lust for Billy. Candace's hot, burning lust for Adam. Candace's hot, burning lust for Jonathan's hat. The hidden immunity idol. It never does anything active in the game, so why should it be able to do this? And Jeff's slowly dying contempt for Becky & Sundra's survival skills. It's hot enough and it's focused enough, but there's two problems. 1. It's actually undying. 2. Given a choice, he would have rather set both of them on fire and given Final Three to whoever was the first to put themselves out. Your turn. 'You have both run out of matches. I will now douse you with gasoline.'   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Things less able to make fire t... Breezy 12-18-06 1  RE: Things less able to make fire t... mrc 12-18-06 2    RE: Things less able to make fire t... Sunny_Bunny 12-18-06 3        RE: Things less able to make fire t... Spanky68 12-19-06 24        RE: Things less able to make fire t... qwertypie 12-21-06 29    RE: Things less able to make fire t... Estee 12-18-06 4        RE: Things less able to make fire t... mrc 12-18-06 9  RE: Things less able to make fire t... Jenna_F 12-18-06 5  RE: Things less able to make fire t... Snidget 12-18-06 6  RE: Things less able to make fire t... dabo 12-18-06 7    RE: Things less able to make fire t... alaholly 12-18-06 10  RE: Things less able to make fire t... Cyndimaus 12-18-06 8    RE: Things less able to make fire t... byoffer 12-18-06 13        RE: Things less able to make fire t... emydi 12-18-06 14        RE: Things less able to make fire t... alaholly 12-18-06 20            RE: Things less able to make fire t... Dakota 12-18-06 21  RE: Things less able to make fire t... finallytyping 12-18-06 11    RE: Things less able to make fire t... Estee 12-18-06 12  RE: Things less able to make fire t... kingfish 12-18-06 15    RE: Things less able to make fire t... dabo 12-18-06 19        RE: Things less able to make fire t... kingfish 12-19-06 26  RE: Things less able to make fire t... Cygnus X1 12-18-06 16  RE: Things less able to make fire t... RollDdice 12-18-06 17  RE: Things less able to make fire t... Dakota 12-18-06 18    RE: Things less able to make fire t... Snidget 12-19-06 25  Reaching for a moonbaby 12-18-06 22    RE: Reaching for a dabo 12-18-06 23    RE: Reaching for a PepeLePew13 12-22-06 30  RE: Things less able to make fire t... maryellennaco 12-19-06 27  RE: Things less able to make fire t... Aruba 12-20-06 28  RE: Things less able to make fire t... KeithFan 12-23-06 31    RE: Things less able to make fire t... alaholly 12-24-06 32

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 09:10 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." SpongeBob Squarepants karate chopping a tree in Bikini Bottom. Ho Ho Ho   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 10:27 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." No snarky quip here. I just wanted to note that the fire-making challenge last night was the most pathetic moment in RTV history (excluding anything from BB, Paradise Hotel, the Bachelor/ette, the Apprentii, etc., etc.). A Slice of Us for the Rest of Us   Top

Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 10:37 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." on the other hand, I don't think Ra and I have laughed so hard at a survivor episode in a long time. It did, however, seal the fate of the "third" finalist, thus making it a final two again. Even if Sundra had "won" that challenge she would have been pegged as a coat-tailer just like Becky. an hour and a half ... bwahahahahahahahahahahahahha!   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-19-06, 00:40 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." I agree. I laughed so hard I was almost crying. Pathetic survival skills. Flashy sig by RollDdice   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-21-06, 11:41 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." We were crying here we were laughing so hard. We had debated whether we should do a shot after every failed attempt at fire, but wisely decided against it as they were setting up the fire teepees. Our livers could not have handled it. I've been Tribed! And I liked it!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 10:41 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." That's an awful lot of exclusions.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 12:07 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." I was trying to be thorough. Sigs by Bob about chalk dust. Pretty exciting stuff   Top

Jenna_F 310 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 12-18-06, 10:59 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Heh, People complained about parvati going 33 days without knowing how to gut a fish, that's not as bad as 38 days without apparently making fire once. Signature given to me by tribephyl in an attempt to make me less boring.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 11:18 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Asbestos wet with water in a nitrogen atmosphere would self ignite before either of them could make fire. I mean eventually the seal would leak, oxygen would get in, the water would get out and enough dust would accumulate. Hall's Decked by Tribe!   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 11:32 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Bill Shatner's dancing on "Show Me the Money!"   Top

alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-18-06, 12:12 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Adum repeatedly smacking himself upside his wooden head... *or* a flash from the sun glinting off his huge toothy grin... Holiday cheer to Tribey for the festive siggy   Top

Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 12-18-06, 12:06 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." So what would have happened if Becky had used up all her matches without burning through the rope? More matches? How embarrassing for them! And one of them said they had actually practiced. Practiced not making a fire? dressed up for the holidays by Tribe   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 12:35 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." what would have happened if Becky had used up all her matches without burning through the rope? My guess is more matches, but wouldn't it have been great if Jeff had the ability to "pull a Donald" and just eliminate them both. It should have been clear that after all this neither would get a jury vote. I know that would have screwed up the whole F3 to the jury thing, but that would have been great. But to answer Estee's question, I guess the Houston Texan's draft scouts are colder than Becky and Sundra's fires. Although they should all be fired.   Top

emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 01:04 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." they could have made them chew threw the rope or given them scissors or a machete... no that wouldn't have worked....   Top

alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-18-06, 03:58 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." >wouldn't it have been great >if Jeff had the ability >to "pull a Donald" and >just eliminate them both. >It should have been clear >that after all this neither >would get a jury vote. > I know that would >have screwed up the whole >F3 to the jury thing, >but that would have been >great. That would have been the only possible way to salvage that embarrassment of a potentially dramatic moment. JP should have yelled in unison with the whole incredulous rolling-their-eyes-jury, "The tribe has spoken, you both suck, NOW GET OUT!"   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 04:04 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." They could have thrown them both in the TC fire pit. The promo would then read: Something that's never before happened on Survivor.   Top

finallytyping 401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-18-06, 12:19 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Isn't this really a list of "Things MORE able to make fire than Becky & Sundra?"   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 12:25 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." No, because then we'd just do a Dr. Cox quote. 'Everything in the world, everything in the solar system, everything in the universe, everything, everything, everything!'   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 01:19 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." LAST EDITED ON 12-18-06 AT 01:20 PM (EST) Janu? (Someone had to say it)   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 03:50 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." But Janu, the first ever exile islander, actually did make a fire. And then she danced, danced the night away! And then she Ostened.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-19-06, 08:45 AM (EST) 26. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." LAST EDITED ON 12-19-06 AT 08:46 AM (EST) Oh yeah. Becky & Sundra's abilities actually are less than Janu. Like or helium, or Billy's chances for Candice. Imagine that. And way to go Janu, I guess.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 02:55 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Tweety warming himself with a cigarette butt. Wait . . . you said less than Becky and Sundra, right? Nevermind, I got nothin'. Tribe strikes again! What, a substantive post on the Survivor boards? I had just finished telling Ladycub how I thought there wasn't much to bash as she was watching the finale. I spoke too soon.   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 03:15 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Foxy Boxing Poverty chopping thumb wood.   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 03:40 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." I had a fire once in my toaster oven without even trying. Listen to your grandma - baking soda DOES douse a fire on the stove. Keep it handy. Enough about me. I want to see the look on the real estate agent's face when Becky or Sundra take their 3rd and 4th place winnings and say they want to buy a house with a fireplace. The question is not Will They Laugh? The question is How Hard? Will they spew? Will they spit? Will they grab their tummies and roll on the floor? Or will they just smirk and giggle until they get back to the office?   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-19-06, 07:14 AM (EST) 25. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." If I was selling real estate in their area I would keep a card for someone that installs gas logs with an automatic starter just for such an occasion. Hall's Decked by Tribe! And I would giggle all the way back to the office.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 10:51 PM (EST) 22. "Reaching for a " Skupin joke and not able to find one. I hate when that happens.   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-18-06, 10:55 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Reaching for a " It takes a head to take a header. ARRRRRRR!!!!   Top

PepeLePew13 26140 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-22-06, 08:46 AM (EST) 30. "RE: Reaching for a " The perfect F3: Michael Skupin, Becky Lee and Sundra Oakley. Imagine the advertising slogan... "Just say no to fire!" A Tribe siggie "Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05   Top

maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 12-19-06, 10:40 AM (EST) 27. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Hey, MY pinto had a big old "flammable" sticker on the bumper!   Top

Aruba 3400 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 12-20-06, 06:51 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra??? HMMMM, how about a couple Sri Lankans preparing for a clam bake at their beach on Dec. 26, 2004? OK, that was insensitive...time to move on   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-23-06, 09:04 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." How about these two, naked in a hot tub?   Top

alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 12-24-06, 01:03 AM (EST) 32. "RE: Things less able to make fire than Becky & Sundra." >How about these two, naked in >a hot tub? Truly terrifying visual. *shudders*   Top

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