With the Grammies being last week and all, I thought it would be appropriate to seranade everyone with this work...The Worst Tribe Ever
(Sung to the tune of "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones)
Thailand gave them a bad rap,
Don't know why, I watch this crap.
Two tribes in the Amazon,
Won't be long, 'til one is gone.
'Course I'm talkin' 'bout Tambaqui,
Who've been sucking in these weeks of three.
All they do is lie in bed,
And think of girls with their southern heads.
Will they shape up in time?
8 ball says all signs, point
to never
The younger ones all fantasized,
Just like stupid, horny guys.
But the fun'iest thing's the way,
Rog and Alex fight 'bout who's more gay.
Conclusion that I derived,
Tambaqui's the WORST.TRIBE.
EVER
'Til the day that they all go,
Don't know why, I still watch this show.
Having lost 4 out of 5,
Can't see how, you guys'll survive.
Can't see how, you guys'll survive.
Can't see how, you guys'll survive.
(Another IceCat original )
The Top 5 FLL Castaways1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1)
2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1)
2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1)
4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1)
4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)