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"New contestants for S5 sound terrible"
sensi92 19 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-02, 10:33 PM (EST)
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"New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
The two contestants so far sound boring. A female professional baseball player?! Sounds like a dud. A children's advocate!? What's next, Mr. Rogers and Mary Lou Retton?I don't want winners who have totally stable lives, and at the same time aren't that attractive. I want unstable people who lose their temper. I want funny people. I want beautiful people. I want people I can relate to, or at least can stare and laugh at, or be entertained by.
Give me a Tom, Jerri, Lex, Sean, Rob, T-Bird, Sue, Kelly, Lindsay, Elizabeth, Rudy. Surely they must have people like this in the applicant pool. I am so dissappointed in MB.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 11:00 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Welcome to Blows, sensi92. Actually, given the history of Survivor, there may be someone in the cast who could use the services of the children's advocate. There's always someone who is clueless and could use a real friend (Sean K., Kimmi, Clarence, Zoe). It would be neat if she brought her Friendly Bear costume as her luxury item, don't you think! As for the baseball player, perhaps during challenges she'll do some "hey, batta batta batta" taunting. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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ShowMeTheWinner 962 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-02, 11:10 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Hint #1: Jimmy's the one uuh wen wee Gabey in awww his ehwenjues.
(read: Jimmy's the one who went with Gabey in all his adventures).
Hint #2: A certain poster's username describes Jimmy best. (I'm looking forward to her response...)
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wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 02:50 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Welcome sensi!
I agree, hasn't MB figured out yet, that the people want to see train wrecks. We don't want to see V and neleH talk about their ethics and.....prays jesus......whoops,I don't know where that came from....all that crap. Give me a Rudy and a couple of Diques and may be a SUUUZAN with a little Lex and Tom on the side. Have Jerri around just to hate.
Stage a cat fight between two of the cast members. Better yet, how about a fight between one of the gay cast and one of the women.
If I was writing this show it would be a lot funnier.
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 02:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-19-02 AT 02:56 PM (EST)Give me a Rudy and a couple of Diques and may be a SUUUZAN with a little Lex and Tom on the side. Have Jerri around just to hate.
--brilliant chickenhunter. I love your picks. That would make for a VERRRRRY entertaining and interesting show. And including Lex, my all time favorite Survivor, just made me like your idea even more I just wanted to add that I think it depends on the person and not the job that makes the players entertaining. I don't think you can necessarily tell what a person will be like just by their profession.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 05:57 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-19-02 AT 05:58 PM (EST)Child advocate, I think may have come from Dicque's home town. Maybe he got her in. Or did we already forget that, Bashers? Baseball player? Well, better than a bartender or soap opera wannabe. MB has stayed true to form -- token black (1 or 2), token gay (in or out), token b!tch, token good looking (4 or 5), and token older folks, plus an American sweetheart. Let's see if he stays with that formula. I personally think he should go with all young, buff bods, then for the next episode all 50+, all minority, etc. It would be like Road Rules, Love Cruise, etc. Just don't give us the same old formula, MB.  Edited 'cause I forgot I can't say B_tch
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 06:01 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Welcome Sensi.
The woman baseball player is clearly the token lesbian. She will probably be close to sue Hawk, stabbing in the back, wearing unflattering swim suits, and missing her chewin' tobaccy.As for the "children's advocate", sounds like a child molester in disguise to me. Watch out for this one to be the real life villian.
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ejm92 2221 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 06:38 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
I still don't understand why EPM doesn't just add in a few people who really need the money.....let's do a homeless edition, I mean, come on, who would be more ruthless for the money? Let's raise the money total to $2 Million, they're making plenty of money off of this show, give some of it back to the stars. Give Probst a raise, maybe he wouldn't be so....well....like Jeff Probst. But mainly, we need people who REALLY need the money. Get some fast food workers, homeless people, unemployed people that make up about 50% of the population....no one wants to see preppy law students and doctors go for the money.
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sensi92 19 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 06:54 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Yes, homeless would be good.First we have a homeless crack addict
Second, we have a ho with little panties
Third, we have a stud womanizer with a huge sausage
Fourth, we have the token bitter black man
Fifth, we have an unemployed fast food worker Yes, we need to tell MB no to Tammys, Roberts, Vecepias, Sonjas, Tinas, Ethans, Zoes, KimJs, Carls, Rogers. "There is never too much drama." BTW, can someone tell me how to put an image next to my signature from another website. JeffGator, pepelepew, teddy_bear, dakota, you seem to know. I went to the account maintenance to put an image in and it didn't work.
They're lying to me! They're all lying to me!
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 07:41 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-19-02 AT 09:36 PM (EST)>BTW, can someone tell me how to put an image next
>to my signature from another website. JeffGator, pepelepew, teddy_bear, dakota, you seem to know. I went to the account maintenance to put an image in and it didn't work< Well, sensi92, Mine is an IceCat original; so you may want to consider asking him via private message or email. There is an entire thresd on this subjet in the HELP Forum, under the subject: How do I add a graphic--ie sigpic, to my signature. I suggest that you check the Help Forum first, and if that doesn't help; the great artistic genius, IceCat will. You may want to also consider using your own pic--60x60 pixels high, or type animations in your browser; you will find lots of neat ideas that way. You can either paste the URL directly in to the signature box in the User section, or press the Upload File button, and paste it there. I hope that this helps. Oh and btw, I think that a Homeless Survivor, would really rock; no I'm seeeeeeeeeeeerrrius!!!! It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
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sensi92 19 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-02, 09:12 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Thanks for the help. Let's hope it works. This messageboard is so much better than the ezboard. They all get offended there if you criticize anything about precious survivor.
They're lying to me! They're all lying to me!
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06-19-02, 10:43 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
This messageboard is so much better than the ezboard.
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sensi92 19 desperate attention whore postings
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06-20-02, 03:39 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: New contestants for S5 sound terrible" |
Bring in another sexy stinky girl. MMMMMMmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
They're lying to me! They're all lying to me!
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06-20-02, 11:44 AM (EST)
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