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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:19 PM (EST) "Oh, the embarrassment" Please, OT, please don't make me send an "inflatable toy" across the border again. Please. I haven't blushed like that since 10th grade. Thank goodness, they didn't ask, but they did glance at each other and chuckle and say "we're not even gonna ask." So what's making you blush today? The world is my litterbox. I put the azz in embarrazzment.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Oh, the embarrassment SilverStar 04-13-05 1  RE: Oh, the embarrassment Glow 04-13-05 2    RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 5        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Glow 04-13-05 8            RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 9                RE: Oh, the embarrassment Glow 04-13-05 11        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Esbea 04-13-05 14        RE: Oh, the embarrassment PepeLePew13 04-13-05 37    RE: Oh, the embarrassment Coconut 04-13-05 7    RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 21  RE: Oh, the embarrassment probably clueless 04-13-05 3    RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 4        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 6            RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 10                RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 12                    RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 13                        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 15                            RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 16                                RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 17                                RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 18                                    RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 20                                        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Gothmog 04-13-05 22                                            RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 24                                                RE: Oh, the embarrassment Devious Weasel 04-13-05 27                                                    RE: Oh, the embarrassment ginger 04-13-05 36    RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 19        RE: Oh, the embarrassment probably clueless 04-13-05 23            RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 26                RE: Oh, the embarrassment probably clueless 04-13-05 29  RE: Oh, the embarrassment jkokoj 04-13-05 25    RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 28        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Devious Weasel 04-13-05 30            RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 32                RE: Oh, the embarrassment Devious Weasel 04-13-05 33                    RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 34                        RE: Oh, the embarrassment Devious Weasel 04-13-05 35        RE: Oh, the embarrassment probably clueless 04-13-05 31            RE: Oh, the embarrassment frisky 04-13-05 38  RE: Oh, the embarrassment Schnookie Palookie 04-13-05 39    RE: Oh, the embarrassment greenmonstah 04-13-05 40    rowr frisky 04-14-05 41  RE: Oh, the embarrassment Puffy 04-14-05 42

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SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:22 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" *snicker* Nothing embarassing has happened to me yet, but the day is still young. Handcrafted by RollDdice, Inspired by Monstah (who are both truly fabulous) Hi Friskers. *smooch*   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:23 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" heh. When I mailed to to Nutty, I wrote, "inflatable banana" on the package. Sounds a little better than "inflatable toy." Well, only a little better. Silly Grisky. I usually only blush when people compliment me. Which, thankfully, isn't that often.   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 12:27 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" It also sounds better if you aren't mailing to people named Nutty and Frisky. My you're looking lovely today.   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:31 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" ha! Yes. Good point. I would blush if you were actually looking at me when you said that. But since you can't see me, I'll just say 'thank you'. Thank you.   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 12:33 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" This space for rent. Reasonable rates. You forgot about your secret monitor camera. And? I have pictures to refresh my memory, oh yes I do.   Top

Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:34 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" *smooch* *blush*   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:48 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" or "Nookie" I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes, several days attack me at once.   Top

PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:36 PM (EST) 37. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" >It also sounds better if you >aren't mailing to people named >Nutty and Frisky. Well, I had to do that - sending an inflatable toy to a cat named Frisky from an amorous skunk... Scratch and sniff "Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:30 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" And my postman doesn't read English, so no problems here. I got a good laugh from that customs label. "I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:08 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" I wrote "inflatable toy" while the clerk watched. Then I heard a muffled *snicker*, so I wrote in brackets beneath it -- "banana." That's when they exploded into full-on BUUAAHAHAHAHAHA! The world is my litterbox.   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:23 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Another good reason to smoosh your face in some of that BM that makes you look soooo mahhvalous babe. A Kittyloaf®Original   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:25 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" It's not like there's anything PHALLIC about an oversized banana, is there? What?   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 12:28 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" It's a pretty common Phallicy. as is the one about size not mattering, I'll bet   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:34 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Does it matter if the banana is peeled, or unpeeled?   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 12:38 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Couldn't say. I've not had a chance to, uh, compare. With you, it's never a Dole moment.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:41 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" LAST EDITED ON 04-13-05 AT 12:41 PM (EST) That was a circum....spect answer. But very BRISk.   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 12:49 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Thanks a BUNCH. The PEN IS certainly mightier than the sword. wait, what are we punning on, again?   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 12:58 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Puns? I thought we were just dicking around.   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 01:04 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" yes, I suppose you wood.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:05 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Shouldn't it be "monkeying" around? The world is my litterbox.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:06 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Uh oh. Now she's dragging GUS into this. No wonder you disseminate inflatable so-called "toys" across international checkpoints.   Top

Gothmog 2886 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 04-13-05, 01:12 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Dammit, I was saving "disseminate" for my next post.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:15 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" I admire the self-control, but sometimes you gotta just shoot...your mouth off.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:19 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" I agree with Goth. That was a premature dissemination.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:34 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Now you're ganging up on me.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:06 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Speaking of inflatable toys, how YOU doin? The world is my litterbox. *smooshes* to you   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:12 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Just lookin' for a new toy chest. A Kittyloaf®Original *Gotta have somewhere to spend the nite.*   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:17 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Hmm...so just how big of a "toy chest" are you looking for? The world is my litterbox. Grammatically incorrect, but flirty, so it's okay.   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:24 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" One that will fit comfortably within the space allotted. A Kittyloaf®Original *Nicely decorated would be good too. A few options wouldn't be bad either*   Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 04-13-05, 01:16 PM (EST) 25. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" this whole thread has minnie *blushing*   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:23 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Come to think of it, a lot of my threads tend to degenerate into sex-infested, innuendo and double-(sometimes triple-)entendre-laden orgies. I don't get it. The world is my litterbox.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:25 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" You attract the wrong crowd...   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:27 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" THERE you are! The world is my litterbox. How YOU doin?   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:29 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Oh, don't act like you haven't been raising your butt to Landru every chance you get... Good. How you doin?   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:31 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" We've been through this a hundred times. It's a reflex. The world is my litterbox. Are you mad at me? Feel like you might want to, say, punish me?   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:34 PM (EST) 35. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" Tease Tease   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:26 PM (EST) 31. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" If you're not getting it, you're hanging out in the wrong bars. A Kittyloaf®Original   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 01:37 PM (EST) 38. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" You'd think a joint called the "Blow Hole" would offer more than just drinks. The world is my litterbox.   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 07:21 PM (EST) 39. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" You only sent him out today? PEOPLE! Stick to the schedule!!!! *smooch*   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-13-05, 07:22 PM (EST) 40. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" You are so cute when you are bossy. I bet you love clip boards and whistles.   Top

frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-14-05, 00:41 AM (EST) 41. "rowr" I just couldn't let him go, Nook. Schedule schmedule. The world is my litterbox. *headbutt*   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-14-05, 02:07 AM (EST) 42. "RE: Oh, the embarrassment" I just got home and wanted to relax. What a fun, witty, and appealing thread this is! Just what the doctor ordered. ©Syren Creations, 2005   Top

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