"Survivor - Outwit, Outlast, Outplay"
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An island they were cast
Out wit,
Out play,
Out last.

One by one
they go,
they leave,
Playtime is all done.

First was Sonja dear
She sang once,
She fell once,
Left without a tear.

BB was next
He pushed,
He talked,
And then got exed.

Stacey was on pace
She bugged,
She complained,
Left with no grace.

Ramona got sick,
She ate rats,
She ate rice,
To a flameless stick.

Dirk with his bible
He lost weight,
He lost out,
In the tribal.

Joel's ego was big
They didn't laugh,
They did moo,
The sexist pig.

Gretchen was a sure bet
Way too smart,
Way too strong,
Had to end the threat.

Greg was a funny guy
Little bit coconut,
Little bit conniving,
Time for Bye-bye.

Jenna was okay
She smiled,
She cried,
But she couldn't stay.

Then Gervais
Was lazy,
Was charming,
Now outta the race.

Collene was cute
The last Pagong,
The last duck,
She didn't win the loot.

Sean was mellow
Portrayed as doctor,
Portrayed as wimp,
What's up with this fellow?

Kelly the river guide
Resident backstabber,
Resident attacker,
Is she the winning side?

Susan that hick,
Hardcore trucker,
Hardcore vocals,
The final pick?

Rudy the Seal
Always cooking,
Always offending,
With a millionaire's appeal?

Don't forget Rich,
The nude gay man,
The island fisherman,
Is he the concluding stitch?

Who will the winner be?
Young or old,
Man or woman,
I guess we'll have to wait and see...

R. Gilbert 2000