Sung to the tune of "Last Kiss"

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Oh who, oh who, will the "Survivor" be?
And so we watch, Wednesday night TV.
They all hope that they will be last,
So they'll leave the island with a million in cash.

They were only sixteen when they arrived on the isle.
All of them hoping they'd be here awhile.
Poganna and Tagi, were both eight members strong
But someone would be voted of before too long.

In the immunity challenge both tribes would compete
A tribal council for the one that was beat.
Cuz every three days, one of them left.
"The Tribe has spoken", said a smiling Jeff.

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When Tagi and Poganna were down to five.
They were merged in to the Ratanna tribe.
But the Tricky Dicque alliance had already begun
And they voted of the Tagi, one by one.

"Now I'm the only one left", Colleen cried,
but then she too was voted out of the tribe.
And how will Evil Dicque alliance survive?
When next week they'll vote off one of their five.

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The immunity challenge was the 'Blair Witch Project'.
Rudy's 'I dunno' answers I'll never forget.
So the Evil Three alliance got together to talk,
And the dumb Dr. Sean had to take a walk.

Now I won't miss Sean with his ABC's,
But I still miss Colleen even with her disease.
I've heard it said nice guys always finish last,
And they always will against the evil, Richard Hatch.

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