And, given the weird scheduling VH1 put it through last season, should wrap up somewhere around November 19th. Just to remind you of what's available to bash, this season's cast consists of:
Jose Canceso, former baseball player, author, and man with zero credibility. Oh, and he slept with Madonna, but who hasn't?
Janice Dickinson, the world's first supermodel. Gee, and they're all out of Bradys for her to bag.
She Who Must Not Be Hired, a.k.a. V-V-Voldemort, who was on some reality show or another. It probably wasn't anything very important.
Bronson Pinchot, former sitcom star and guy who appeared in a few movies. You could also try to blame him for TGIFridays on ABC, and I don't think he'd mind.
Sandi Denton, who was part of Salt N Pepa, because Da Brat just didn't embarrass the hip-hop industry enough and we need a good reason for the rap wars to reach the house, complete with gunfire.
Carey Hart, who does something involving motocross. What's motocross? And can he prove he's not Corey Hart? And who's Corey Hart?
Caprice, UK glamour model, which means for her, the house is a vacation and her hometown papers have already written summaries for every episode. Without having seen them.
Will Jose spend the entire series trying to sell his book? Will Voldemort inject herself with steroids? Will anyone, gawds help us, hook up? Will it be Caprice and Sandi, which might actually help the ratings? Will Janice and Bronson turn out to be perfect strangers? Does anyone know who Carey Hart is? Will anyone care?
These questions, and many others, will not even remotely be answered on the upcoming season of -- The Surreal Life!
There may, however, be a dog.
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