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"The Surreal Life"
DonnaLynn 582 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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07-11-05, 09:34 AM (EST)
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"The Surreal Life" |
The new season premiered last night. Did anyone else catch it?First off, I must say that I was so looking forward to seeing Bronson Pinchot. Then he opened his mouth. That man is a sick, disgusting, horn-dog. Every other word is F*** and he is pawing all over everyone. I think it was sick what he did to Janice. Now, don't get me wrong, Janice handled that very poorly. She's no little puppy, she can handle herself and that cry-fest was totally for the cameras. I absolutely loved Pepa and the motor-cross guy. Those are the 2 I think are the nicest there. Anyone else watch and want to put their 2 cents worth in the pot? --Donna :~)
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-11-05, 10:36 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
I'm writing the summary right now -- but I didn't get to watch the episode last night, so I'm working straight from the tape, going with impressions as they're formed. (I haven't hit the Bronson/Janice incident yet -- just got past Lucky coming in.) Stay tuned.
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weltek 16933 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-11-05, 11:29 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
The circus theme is so appropriate!I agree that Bronson is a big horn dog. He would've freaked me out, too. The grab was icky, but worse was that he kept demanding a hug to make it all better. I've met guys like that in bars & it grosses me out. I don't know what was up with Janice's drama fest about it, though. She's a drama queen. And how rude to interrupt Pepa after she ASKED her to tell the story. I'm just really happy that Omarossa is going to get a run for her money in the Alpha female category. What a smarmy bunch. Caprice, Pepa and the motorcross dude are normal so far. So far.
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uglier than sarah w 303 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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07-11-05, 03:57 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: The only thing I gots to say..." |
Ooh! I missed it!! What's Omarosa doing or are the other people freak shows enough that she doesn't come off so bad?? I better catch the reruns this week!
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BOOBOOKITTY 9 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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07-21-05, 01:26 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
LOL I was thinking the same thing maybe they have the same plastic surgeon!
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sammyboy22 168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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07-16-05, 04:21 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
I think this season is going to be so good. I think Bronson is creepy, Jose is a little slow, Corey and Pepa are awesome, I dont think I like Omarosa. She bugs big time. I havent formed an opinion on Caprice yet. I know that I am in small category that actually like Janice Dickinson. I loved her on Top Model and I have seen her E! True Hollywood Story, and she has been through a lot (I know everyone has...). I just think she would be a riot to hang out with and we would totally get along. Plus, she looks great for being like 52 years old. She really did a lot for more ethnic looking supermodels and opened many doors way back when. She tells the truth and tells it like it is (when many don't want to hear it). I just like her and if Omarosa gives her any S***, I hope she tears her apart... jmho...
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BOOBOOKITTY 9 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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07-21-05, 01:32 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: The best line of the night..." |
I have a line for Balkie! Its called a Girdle wear it!... and lose the Don Ho outfits, you are in LA!
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Fox41 251 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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09-19-05, 12:38 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
OH MY GOD! I could not believe what I saw on the Surreal Life last night (9/18/05.) What in the hell is wrong with Janice, & Bronson Pinchot? What was all the crying about? Last nights show was one big ol' crazy mess! All of the crying, & that breakdown that Janice had was SO unnecessary. Talk about drama queens!!
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-19-05, 02:12 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
I have been watching repeats of this season on-and-off & haven't seen all the eps. BUT, I do remember one where Bronson was discussing (somewhat emotionally) being abused by his father as a child & his mother living in fear. Yesterday's ep had Janice discussing her father being a pedophile & sexually, as well as physically, abusing her as a child, being beaten by the nuns in Catholic school, no one believing her when she was a child (typically what happens to abused children). Omagrossa came into the backyard, being the super b!t@ch she is and started in on Janice, basically insulting her in one of the worst ways possible (for someone like Janice or any mother, I'm sure) by going on about what a terrible mother Janice is, etc. Janice broke down & while Bronson went to console her, she opened up & went into more detail of what she went through as a child, which brought Bronson's horrible childhood to the surface & he broke down as well. I am not saying Janice is a pillar of society, but she has never made me despise her. Her mouth & actions have made me shake my head & laugh, because she just seems desperate for any kind of attention. Now, hearing about her sad childhood, I understand a lot more of her erratic ways. I just plain feel sorry for her. Omagrossa, on the other hand, I have despised since her accusing Erika of a racial slur. Omagrossa is just an outright mean, nasty beotch who doesn't know when to shut that huge roach-hole of hers. This season has to be about the most dysfunctional season of them all. The only thing I really looked forward to was Janice's getting under Omagrossa's skin & those two going at it -- over-infated ego v. over-inflated ego. It's really old now, though. I am especially tired of the continuing crack whore comments from Omagrossa. Can't she pull any new thoughts out of that huge head of hers?? 
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-19-05, 04:42 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
>"btw, Janice calling the Developmentally challenged bowlers Retard and Rain-man wasn't offensive to you?"Very offensive & I totally forgot about that. But I think Janice is just very ignorant & not the brightest bulb in the box. It was totally inexcusable, but I don't think she was being truly malicious about it, in her feeble mind, I think she thought she was being "witty." Omagrossa, on the other hand, is educated (but ignorant in many other ways) & she is seriously malicious with whatever comes out of that mouth of hers. She just spews vile, vicious lies & insults. I just wish people like these two and Jonathan would quit being approached by these networks to be on our televisions. They are disgusting human beings with no redeeming qualities. 
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sammyboy22 168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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09-19-05, 07:21 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
I have been a fan of Janice Dickinson for awhile now. I think sometimes she is over the top and offensive and the whole thing about making fun of the mentally challenged was totally uncool in my book. I saw her E! True Hollywood Story before watching this season of Surreal Life so I kind of had a soft spot for her in my heart. In her E story it discusses her horrible abuse as a child and how hard she worked to get where she was when she was a supermodel, which is true she was. She worked extremely hard and took amazing photos during the prime of her career.... jmho
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realityshowgeek 176 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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09-20-05, 03:56 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
This week's episode was especially disgusting. I was offended the most by Janice. The way she unload on Bronson was so fake and his reaction was even worse. These people are ridiculous. Just moments earlier (last week to the the lucky at home viewer) Bronson was so fed up with Janice and felt Onorosa was justified in her feelings. Now that Janice has disclosed this horrible abuse from her past, that excuses her behavior from earlier in the evening? I think not!!! Omarosa is a huge jerk and her nastiness is an act, IMHO. For a second there, when they explained to her the entire conversation with Janice and why Janice used the words pedophiles and Omarosa in the same sentence, her initial response was something like"Oh" or "Wow". She caught herself being human and went right back into the ##### mode. Janice is just fake and willing to do anything and say anything to keep the cameras on her. At the dinner table, no one was taking her bait in discussing Omarosa, so the only thing she had left was to discuss her book. Abuse and neglect at the hands of her parents and the nuns, and she still somehow managed to bring it back to Omarosa (the comment Omarosa overheard). She called Omarosa a devil and Omarosa being the evil (yet insightful) ##### that she is, hit Janice with a comment she knew would knock the wind out of Janice--she talked about how much her kids must hate her!! Mean, vicious, and truly below the belt, but that's Omarosa. Janice tried to be just as mean and vicious, unfortunately for her she's come up against someone that just a wee bit nastier.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-20-05, 03:35 AM (EST)
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40. "The umsummarizable." |
In case anyone was wondering -- that would average one of you at last count -- yes, I did record this one. I haven't worked on the summary yet because:1. I've had a mild flu. 2. What am I supposed to do with this thing? Oh, sure. Take a thirty-minute nervous breakdown centering around pedophilia and memories of abuse, then make it funny. I need to rent Christopher Titus for a day. He could probably do it. I've got doubts. Right now, I seem to have four options. Let the jokes fall where they may. Do the entire episode 'dry'. Try snark before the crisis hits, then move to factual. Quit. *sigh* I'll try to think of something on Wednesday. Hopefully my head will be clear by then.
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realityfreek 116 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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09-20-05, 03:21 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: The umsummarizable." |
Just read about the new cast on Surreal Life 6...This from realityblurred.com Sherman Hemsley and Alexis Arquette headline the cast of The Surreal Life 6, which is really scraping the bottom of the C-list barrel. Poison guitarist C.C. Deville and Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell will also join the cast, along with Playboy TV’s Andrea Lowell and Tawny Kitaen. This from me.... Sherman Hemsley - Now how old is this guy?! He must be in his 70's. Alexis Arquette - David and Patricia Arquette's BROTHER! He is a drag queen or something. Not sure if he lives as a women or jsut dresses as one. C.C. Deville - over the hill rocker Steve Harwell - over weight rocker Andrea Lowell - Playboy..nuff said Tawny Kitaen - Whitesnake video honey. If I remember correctly long time girl of Gene Simmons(KISS). Anyone correct me if I am wrong. Florence Henderson will not be on full time but will be the "on call" therapist. Also the cast gets to vote in the final cast memeber from a pool of reality "stars". I wonder who will be in the pool of "stars"? Any thoughts..bashes...or things that make you go "hmmmmm"...
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-20-05, 03:35 PM (EST)
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45. "SL #6 cast." |
Would it save everyone a lot of time if I announced I wasn't going to go anywhere near the thing now, and y'all can get another demi-innocent victim to write that one up? 'cause my doctor says I'm not supposed to be in the vicinity of Florence Henderson. It's not good for me. Or anyone else.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-21-05, 05:02 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: The umsummarizable." |
Running joke.She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Hired from the Apprentice Omarosa. For more details read Estee's summaries of the season to day, just take a bottle of water or three, and some snacks when you go. For awhile it almost looked like she might redeem herself, but all that camera time is now down the tubes.  I hereby declare you: 'Blacksmith of the Underworld'--ZombieBaby
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TRUTH 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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09-22-05, 04:50 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-05 AT 05:03 AM (EST)BRONSON = DIRTY OLD MAN WITH A HEART... BURIED.... DEEP.. DOWN.. IN HIS DIRTY... LITTLE... BIG.. BODY. PEPA = TOO NICE.. TOO MUCH...
JOSE = SLIGHTLY AMUSING.. AND NICE TO LOOK AT.. I HOPE HE SCRUBBED HIS FACE FOR HOURS AFTER THAT KISS FROM OMAROSA.. HE MIGHT CATCH HER "HORSE FACE-ITIS"
CAPRICE = SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL.
OMAROSA = UGLY #####.. JANICE IS RIGHT.. OMAROSA DOES LOOK LIKE MR ED. SHE'S THE CLICHE "I GOT SHOT, STABBED, GREW UP IN THE HOOD" MORON... OR DOES SHE JUST WISH SHE WAS? SHE NEEDS TO GET HER WEAVE YANKED OUT AND CHOKED WITH IT.
JANICE = DIRTY OLD LADY WITH JOKES! AS ANNOYING AS SHE IS.. SHE SAYS SOME OF THE MOST HILARIOUS THINGS ON THE SHOW I'VE EVER HEARD. I HATED HER IN THE BEGINNING.. BUT SHE GREW ON ME. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHERE THE ATTITUDE CAME FROM UNTIL LAST WEEK'S EPISODE.
CAREY = MY FAVORITE! I LOVE THIS GUY.. HE MINDS HIS OWN BUSINESS, HE STANDS UP FOR HIMSELF WITHOUT DRAWING TOO MUCH ATTN TOWARDS HIMSELF AND HE'S NO PUNK!! CAREY, I LOVE YOU! YOU ROCK!
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sammyboy22 168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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09-23-05, 05:28 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: The Surreal Life" |
I completely agree with your post. All of these people are ripping on Janice, who does probably deserve it to some extent but, she is just such an easy target. The only thing that I get annoyed by is when they say she was never a top model. She totally was. She paved the way for more ethnic (not black) looking models (i.e. Gia Carangi, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington). She is definitely past her prime and I totally agree with that. Before her it was nothing but white blonde girls in pigtails... I love Janice but, that is just me. She is definitely not for everyone.
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