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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-09-08, 02:43 PM (EST) "Angry lobster rant" First of all, let me preface this by saying that, for my birthday this year, all I want is the chance to punch David Hasselhoff in the mouth free and clear. Just one time. And no repercussions. I don't care if the media covers it, as long as I can tell my children and grandchildren one day about the time ol' Zoidy punched David Hasselhoff square in the kisser. Donald Braswell - cut. Kyle Rifkin - cut. The New Orleans street performers - given the axe. And only still alive because another team had to back out (that wasn't going to win anyway; sorry, but no one is going to pay to watch someone jump on a springy thing for 90 damn minutes.) Boy Britney Redux - still alive. The opera-singing bleach blonde transvestite - still alive and sing-mumbling. The two talentless eastern European women who sound like Natasha Fatale and couldn't out-sing my cat - somehow in the top 40. Must be the same Top 40 who thought that professional ass-clowns Katy Perry and Fergie somehow had more talent than a turnip despite such obvious evidence to the contrary. I'm effing done with this show if one of the three people I mentioned in my second paragraph don't get the wild card. Why the fvck do judges put through acts that they know America will hate? Why not put through what is obviously the best 40 acts and let America decide? They made one right decision all evening - keeping the two heavy-set guys who can sing like there's no damn tomorrow at the end. I sure as hell wouldn't want to cut either of them, because I couldn't justify it as long as Moose and Squirrel are still making a mockery of show business on NBC's airwaves. Feh. A pox on David Hasselhoff, and a big, steaming pile of crap in Piers Morgan's shoes. And may Sharon Osbourne's husband become more incoherent just to drive her crazy. Congrats Red Wings! 2008 Stanley Cup Champions!   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Angry lobster rant Snidget 08-09-08 1    RE: Angry lobster rant Colonel Zoidberg 08-11-08 2        RE: Angry lobster rant jbug 08-15-08 3            RE: Angry lobster rant mindy23 08-24-08 4        RE: Angry lobster rant BOYmeetsREALITY 09-07-08 5

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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-09-08, 02:56 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Angry lobster rant" Not sure I can arrange the punch, but will this help until that can be arranged? http://www.pictogame.com/en/play/game/ZnMf149r4VOG_my-devil-kick   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 08-11-08, 06:12 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Angry lobster rant" 98,981 meters was my best score. Not bad, considering I had to hold the pitchfork with claws. Thanks for the awesome game and the chance to take out my frustrations on a talentless dweeb... Congrats Red Wings! 2008 Stanley Cup Champions!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-15-08, 03:21 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Angry lobster rant" You think holding the pitchfork with claws is hard? Try it with wings! 70461 on first try 74922 last   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 08-24-08, 12:14 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Angry lobster rant" Agree witwh rant, won't even try to take out the Hass-nothing on this body works well enough.....I'll leave that to the uber-strengths on this board!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

BOYmeetsREALITY 308 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 09-07-08, 01:34 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Angry lobster rant" >98,981 meters was my best score. >Not bad, considering I had >to hold the pitchfork with >claws. HAHA! You need to put some REAL heart into it! I just got a 114,976 on my first shot! HAHA!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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