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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-25-07, 00:45 AM (EST) "Semifinals 2" LAST EDITED ON 07-25-07 AT 00:49 AM (EST) On average I thought the show last week was better than the show this week. But there were a few surprises. Second Story Guys led off on what must be the tallest stilts yet and, no pun, really stepped it up a notch. 9 Southern Girl came out halfway between being and-the-Supremes and Wilson/Philips, I thought it their best performance yet but the socalled judges weren't happy. 7 Popovich Comedy Pet Theater then came out with the bomb of the evening; actually, I enjoyed the performance, but they really shouldn't have pulled out a standard maudlin century-old skit at this point in the competition. 5 Cas Haley wore some a bit finer duds this time and really pleased the audience with his singin' and strummin', such a shame he's from the Junior Samples School of Sophistication. 8 Terry Fator combined singing with comedic ventriloquism with a really fun act, and honestly it was spooky how much that turtle resembled Kermit. 8 The Fault Line surprisingly took it down a notch with a not entirely horrible Michael Jackson takeoff that basically bore no resemblance whatsoever to anything by the creepy yet supertalented superstar. 5 Well, speaking of creepy, we all knew it was going to happen sometime during this show, and then... Boy Britney dropped the Shakira horror show and gave a genuinely entertaining comedic impersonation in which he by golly lipsynced just as good as the real thing, it was actually good! -- creepy but good. 6 Jason Pritchette stepped it up, leaving his guitar backstage he sang and danced around, and then the judges gave it to him for not bringing his faithful guitar, completely ignoring the fact that he just doesn't have what it takes to both sing and dance at the same time. 5 The Calypso Tumblers then showed everyone some really great dancing and even some of their tumbling and a few other tricks that Leonid wished he could do. 8 The Duttons finished the evening by wrecking "La Bamba" but probably not as bad as Jonny Come Lately would have, and I have to give them credit for diversifying their performances. 7 SMILES ARE FREE   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Semifinals 2 Colonel Zoidberg 07-25-07 1  RE: Semifinals 2 Seana 07-26-07 2  RE: Semifinals 2 dabo 08-01-07 3

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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-25-07, 08:59 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Semifinals 2" LAST EDITED ON 07-25-07 AT 08:59 AM (EST) Argfa...if I don't get through the list in its completion, it's probably because I've committed ritual seppuku at some point. Here goes. 2nd Story Guys: What was better than the act itself? Seeing Jerry appearing to be in the land of the giants when he interviewed them. Grade: A- Southern Girl: I thought they were good. Not much of a wow factor, but they had a solid performance. Bonus points for not looking like tramps. Grade: B+ Popovich Comedy Pet Theater: The judges were right; it's hard to pull off a skit in that short a time. But the cat pushing the stroller? Priceless. Grade: B- Cas Haley: The singing was good. The look was all wrong for him if he's singing that, though. Grade: B Terry Fator: Bravo. Bravo. Anyone who can do a Kermit impression is automatically cool. Anyone who can do a Kermit impression without moving their lips is just a few steps shy of being a god. Grade: A The Fault Line: Yes, we get it, they're talented. But they were all over the place. Good a cappella music makes instruments unnecessary. It doesn't make an approximation of a drum solo with scattered words. Grade: C Jason Pritchette: I actually wondered why they even put him through. I actually said I hated it just slightly less than...what was it...what came before that act...something involving pouring salt in my eyes and lighting myself on fire... Grade: D+ The Calypso Tumblers: The moves they pulled off were incredible. Their only problem was that there was too much filler. Cut the filler, do more tricks, and the act deserves a million bucks. Grade: A- The Duttons: They're good, children or no children. But they have no more business singing "La Bamba" than I do. And I'm a lobster, for Pete's sake. Grade: B Wait...that's only nine acts? I could have sworn I got them all...I must have been on the can for one of the acts...probably didn't miss much...oh well. Still trying to figure out why I have these marks from ritual seppuku on my body... No, I really didn't see that thing dressed as Britney Spears. It didn't happen, and what didn't happen can't hurt me...WOOPwoopwoopwoopWOOPwoop...**scuttles**   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-26-07, 01:25 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Semifinals 2" LAST EDITED ON 07-26-07 AT 01:31 AM (EST) I missed most of this week, but I'd just like to point out Second Storey Guys Thank-you. I feel better for having said that. ***** Edit to say that I looked it up on dictionary.com and apparently, this is like colour/color and cheque/check. Well. I learned something new.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-01-07, 01:04 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Semifinals 2" Moving on to the next round were ventriloquist comedian singer impersonator Terry Fator The Calypso Tumblers Papa Cas Haley The Duttons Jason Pritchett (okay, I finally spelled his name right, I apologize to everyone if I've been accidentally hexing him along) Shame we had to bid farewell to the Story/Storey Guys. SMILES ARE FREE   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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