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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 01-22-06, 10:33 AM (EST) "Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1" A dialogue game where people are assigned to speak for skaters. Hello. And welcome to the first ever episode of Skating with Celebrities. Hopefully, its the first of at least 3 or 4 high-ratings seasons. If you liked Dancing with Celebrities, but want some element of danger - this is the show for you! I'm your Host, Scott Hamilton. I'm cute and loveable and I do back flips. Every time you've seen me, I'm doing backflips in my programs. But on this show, I'm not skating. Nope, getting too old and too important to risk an injury. But not these dopes. They would love to risk life and limb just for the chance at being on TV again! If you are already assigned a character - introduce yourselves and comment on how you did in your first program. If you are not - you can visit and make comments or ask questions or go to the sign up thread. Thanks everyone.   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1 CattyChat 01-22-06 1  RE: Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1 DooWahDitty 01-22-06 2  RE: Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1 Sahara 01-23-06 3

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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 01-22-06, 11:01 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1" Dave COOLier here. Do I rock or what? Toe picks? I don't need no stinking toe picks! I'm going to skate over all of you other sorry celebs. I have the advantage of being a Canadian, a Comedian & a Hockey Champ. I HAVE traded my hockey stick for Nancy (she's almost just as stiff & lifeless) and I will brandish her like a pro & knock the pants off the judges. Bring it on, celebrities. You got nothing on me. "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a triple salchow outta my hat!"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 01-22-06, 12:46 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1" Guys! Guys! Hold the phone a second! I got some great news! I'm on Skating With Celebrities! I'm rilly gonna show all you guys that I can do more than just talk about sports! Yes, I'm waaay more than a weatherperson, a sexy sports nerd, or an in-your-face local talk show queen! (Steve Edwards and Dorothy Lucey rilly held their own up against my dy-no-mite personality!) I know my name kinda sounds a little bit like a porn star, and you may have seen those amazing soft-core pics of me out on the internet, but I'm actually rilly rilly smart! And it's time for me to go national with my skating skills! I rilly wowed all the L.A. moms on my morning show who secretly wanted to be like me: pretty, sexy, sassy, funny, outspoken, even in-your-face! And the dads! That goes without elaborating! A while back I rilly stunned all the boyz who watch Fox NFL Sunday! I'm a little over-amped, but my heart is rilly in the right place! I promise I'll restrain myself and not get in your face with my strong opinions, no matter what the judges say! And let us not forget that I am Canadian by birth! Skating is in my culture, if not my blood (my parents are Brits)! I'm there to win! Oh, and my oobies are real! RILLY! (For those outside L.A., that is how we pronounce "really".   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 01-23-06, 00:30 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the Skating Celebrity 1.1" LAST EDITED ON 01-23-06 AT 00:34 AM (EST) Hi, I'm Nancy! (Okay, where is the camera? I don't work without cameras. Dave, get out of the way. Now.) I am a marvelous skater, but I'm sure you already know that. I grew up playing hockey with my brothers, so being Dave's hockey stick comes naturally to me. If he shows up with a stick, this gig is up! Did anyone do a background check...does he know Tonya Harding? I began skating when I was six. My real dream was to be a men's figure skater, but they wouldn't let me. <pout> Did you like my outfit last week? They wouldn't let me wear it for the Olympics. When I was nine, I won my first medal, because I am extraordinarily gifted (but then, you know that). I was the first woman to land a triple/triple combination in a competition, and the other skaters were so envious! I kept winning medal after medal, because I am The Chosen One. And someone else knew it also. That wheezing Tonya Harding and her stupid triple axel (I laughed every time she fell down!) KNEW I was better. The '94 Olympics were coming, and she was SO desperate for the fame and fortune that are rightfully mine...there I was at practice, daydreaming about being on that Olympic podium yet again, when WHACK!!!! My life was shattered by a thug with a stick. <wail wail> I'm sorry, I still get overcome when I think of the whole world turning against me... <sniff sniff> But I showed her, I still got the silver at the Olympics, although if I hadn't been so traumatized, I am SURE I would have gotten the gold. So there. I am an amazing performer in other entertainment venues, also. I was SO GOOD on Saturday Night Live the crowd pelted the stage with flowers just like at the Olympics (it was interesting that they looked a lot like tomatoes; I think it was a new kind of flower). And I am a singer--I am so excited, I just sold my tenth CD to my Aunt Ida! And I can do cartwheels, too! And it does take talent to dance with Dave. I keep expecting him to whip around me and go for the goal. Well, I can't wait until tomorrow! The crowd and the cameras love me so much! I got second place yet again, but I am sure that is Dave's fault. After all, Dorothy stated the obvious, that I am WONDERFUL! (I hope that Jillian falls on her face, she is getting way too much attention.) Edited because I was in a tiff and spelled Jillian's name wrong.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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