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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17"
sharnina 3075 desperate attention whore postings
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05-30-06, 09:28 PM (EST)
 
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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
Has anyone seen Rhonda? I think she took it pretty hard that we won't be having any more "conferences."No, Maureen, you may NOT continue to live in the cardboard box behind the house. And I don't care what Rhonda told you. Note to production - Has anyone been able to get in touch with Christina. She doesn't have to know that the show has ended. Just get her here pronto. 
I think I need to have a "conference" with Megan Mullally
and see if she needs any "advice" on her new show.ADMINISTRIVIA: You need not just follow my lead here. You can take this in any show-related direction you wish. Remember to use your sigs, or at least sign off as your characters. If you want to join in as a RECURRING character, please sign up in the signup thread before posting. That's whereyou'll findyour sigs also (although, if you're replacing someone, it may be in the old signup thread). Remember, if you're unable to post as your character for a time, just send me a note to that effect. Otherwise, I can only assume you're uninterested, which isn't fair to someone who might want to play.
Currently claimed roles are: Jon Murray, Dr. Stan, Iyanla, Rhonda, Andy (and her mom, and her left brow), Antonia, Jodi, Kelly and her bathroom, Niambi, Christina, Christie, Poetri, Dr. VantToLookJung,Lanre, the Garden Buddha, the RoseBush, the Front Door, the Dining Room Table, Bead Store Owner, "Mr. Situation," the CameraMan, and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Here is the link to the new thread containing some of
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New characters, or resurrected old ones, welcome! Not to mention
assorted visitors, of whom we had a great many last few weeks!
Do NOT post as a character that's been claimed. Thanks. You can post as ad hoc, one-time characters WITHOUT signing up. If you intend to reuse your character, please do sign up . . . thanks! And HAVE FUN! Non-players: THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION THREAD.
Discussion-type posts may be removed.
BUT . . . You may address or ask questions
of the role-players as their characters. E-mail or PM me with any problems. Based on various other "Be The . . ." games, created by (all hail) Angelfood.
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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05-30-06, 10:39 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
<Antonia has called a meeting of all former housemates. Many have shown up at the former Starting Over house. There is plywood covering the large hole in the wall where the bathroom used to be and the housemates have gathered in the next room.>"Welcome Grown A$$ Businesswomen. I brought all my girls he-yah to figure out how we can make some Grown A$$ Money. You all are a fine bunch of entra-pre-nu-ahs. I know some of you ladies have some skills with the eBay thing, so spill it girls. And Jodi knows some $h!t about business so I'm countin' on her to help us out." <Pauses, removes Jodi's hand from her hair> "I was hopin' Christie could make some of her special punch for some refreshments he-yah (I'm scared to ask Mah-rrrrrrr-tha) but last time I saw Christie she was in the confesh cryin' about somethin'. Maybe Lisa could make some salsa for us?" <Pauses, removes Jodi's hand from her shoulder> "And my girl Jill, she can get us some good deals on merchandise. So S.O. ladies, let's get somethin' stahted! I need CASH!" "Anybody seen Cassie? She'll do anything..." 
I'm a grown a$$ woman, he-yah. Right Mom?
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snowflake2 1499 desperate attention whore postings
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05-30-06, 11:55 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
whhhirrrrrrr <<enter Jill on her scooter>>Antonia, girl, I'm here! We need to uhhhhh, you know, GET ORGANIZED and make a list of all our possibilities. First of all, Antonia, get ready to use the tricks I taught you, 'cause I think you and me should uhhhhh, you know, get ready to go on some more shopping trips with our "special" purses with the secret compartments. (Don't bring the ones Christina crocheted for us, though. I tested mine out, and the damn thing fell apart!! I almost got caught!!) Then we can sell the stuff we shoplift on eBay. Girl, I got a special utensil that takes off the anti-shoplifting tags without damaging the items! Also, I'm thinking of packaging my dog's poop and selling it on eBay. I really think, like, uhhhh, you know someone would bid on it, as long as I remind them that I'm JEEEE-yulll Tracey from television's Starting Over. What do you guys think? Maybe Christie could make me some containers hand decorated with love to present the turds in??? Yeah! SO Sistas 4-eva!! 
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Anne18 239 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-06, 06:36 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-06 AT 06:38 AM (EST)Good Morning! Good Morning! I'm sorry I'm late but I just got out of the ummm (nut)house. Yes, Yes, aha, yes, all right. mmm hmmmm. Yes, I will help with the Ebay stuff. It'll be so much FUN!! What?? Dog DOO? I don't think so! No, no, uh uh, no, no way.
THAT I WON"T DOO! 
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-06, 10:39 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
"Listen Cassie. If you don't stop doin' that damn happy dance I'm gonna have to slap you silly. Knock off the perky, girl, you're workin' my last nerve heyah. Now sit down! We have work to do. Someone needs to help Christie with the spellin' cuz I don't know what she's tryin' to say." <Pauses, removes Jodi's hand from her back> "Now Cassie, you betta co-opah-rate or we'll send ya back to the nut house *er* hospital."
That aint no HAPPY dance.
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SeasonedRefinement 1248 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-06, 05:47 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
Her voice getting louder as she approaches the room, Iyanla yells out:Why am I following a trail of Hostess Ho-Ho wrappers from the driveway to this room? Who ate 11 Ho-Hos and dropped the wrappers on the floor? (Iyanla squats down and reaches for a wrinkled plastic wrapper. Once she touches the wrapper, she grimaces and drops it to the ground immediately) Oh Lawdy!...this one is wet!!! JILL! Is lickin' plastic wrappers on the Jenny Craig Diet? (Iyanla approaches Jill, who's teeth are covered with chocolate frosting. Antonia is sitting on Jill's handlebars wearing Jill's old man black eyeglasses. Iyanla puts her hands on her 58 inch hips) So girl....stand up....and don't be lyin' to me that you can't be standin' up. I seen you in action lady, and I know you can move that heft when security is chasin' you! I wanna see the 62 pound weight loss you been talkin' about, cause truth be told, sweetie, you're a damn sight fatter than eva. Oh, neva mind. I made my point. I ain't got ten minutes to watch you get off of that scooter....wait a minute....what am I smelling? I'm not gonna say what I smell, but it ain't sweet. What is that brown stuff in that jar? Is that? It's not! You didn't! You can't! You think people will really pay for that? I mean, if your doggie doo is worth selling, how much is life coach doo worth? Actually, take it up a notch....how much do ya'll think best sellin' author, motivational speaker doo is worth? Cause I have a colonoscopy next week, and, uh....arrangements could be made - if ya'll think there's a market for this stuff... IYANA
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-06, 07:14 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
<Antonia hops off Jill's handlebars and heads into the house. She immediately backs up and claps her hand over her mouth>"Whew!! WTF? It sure smells nasty in he-yah. I think we may need to move our operation to the back yawd." <Looks over at Cassie who is wearing a hospital mask from her recent stay and is spooning "product" into Dollar Store jars that Christie brought. She is sniffling and complaining about the task> "So did anyone figgah out what Christie was tryin' to write on those jars? I can't make out what those words mean. Looks sorta like BEE PREZENT WIF YOR POOP...or...PRISELESS PUPPIE PILES frum a reel live Emmie wining Strating Over dawg. Garanteed organick." "Hmmm. Needs some work." <Notices Iyanla talking to Jill> "Oh oh. Hope we don't get in big trouble heyah. Mama I is in the house!" "Hey Iyanla. Yeah. It was all Cassie's idea."
Oh oh. We're in deep doo doo here.
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-06, 03:29 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: shame on you!!" |
<Antonia standing slightly behind Jodi and Jill for added protection>"Now listen up Paw Paw. You too Mah....rrrrrr....tha."
<Trembles just a little> "Ozzie was MORE than willin' to scarf up all that leftover bundt cake that you brought. (At least the part Jill hadn't eaten yet.) And the blueberry compote (for color ya know). He was happy lappin' up all of Kelly's bacon and Jodi's sausage leftovers. And he seemed damned happy to be out back producin' all that product. No animals were harmed he-yah." <Peeks out from behind Jill> "Okay???? Don't hurt me Mah-tha! Back off Paw Paw!! Jodi, GET HER!"
That woman scares me!
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-06, 10:06 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Folks..." |
Nope. You didn't start that line of posting. Didn't mean to suggest you did - that's why I addressed the post to "Folks" instead of just to you. Yours was just the last one in that particular line & some were starting to be a bit put-off by the increasingly graphic references, so I figured it was best to remind folks to take it easy & that seemed to be the best place to put it. Not singling you out for that at all.As for the characters, yes, peeps have done occasional posts as an outsider, unconnected to SO - but they haven't done them as ongoing characters, just as "drive-bye's", so to speak. You asked to have the characters "assigned" to you, which would have made them on-going regulars. As drive-bye's they're fine, but I don't know that they should be regularly appearing characters, as they really aren't associated with the show, and it confuses peeps. It's the regular, on-going, appearance characters that get assigned. You're not in any trouble, the two things just ended up coinciding at the same convergence point in the thread, and I could address both items I'd been questioned about at the same time.  
Puppy Lvoe from Tribe blogging's scary
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BlowingOver 143 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-06, 04:10 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
::looks around::::lowers voice:: Jon, it's all so strange. I called Christina's number again. This time a different lady answered and said SHE was hot . . . and I said, "Well, that's funny, you working for an air conditioning company and all." Suddenly, I was transferred to another operator who attempted to sell me one of Christina's eBay hats for $40: 
There are special little ones called "Jon-Boys" . . . though why she dedicated a little 2.5 inch hat to you, I cannot understand.
::tears up:: 
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-06, 04:20 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
*Rhonda in jogging clothes**pant* *pant* *pant* *stops, looks in mirror, readjusts wig over stitches in head* *practices a few seductive attractive poses for mirror* Jonny! Jonny! JONNY!!!!! I think we need a conference to handle how to take care of my hospital bill. *does strange sneer-faced happy dance with Cassie* *throws antidepressants in trash can* *pant* *pant* *pant* *sings as she runs toward Jonny's office* I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! 
Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-06, 06:35 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
<Antonia meeting with some of the house guests>"Hmmmmm. Okay, now that our first money making project has pooped out (small chuckle) how am I gonna get some cash? I am gettin' desperate he-yah. I can't ride the bus again cuz when we all got off without payin' the driver got a little pi$$ed. I told him we'd all pay next week but he wasn't buyin' it. I had to leave him Cassie for collateral. Has anyone gone back to get her yet? Oh well. Anyway, I can't believe no one gives me credit anymore. What's the matta with these people?" <Picks up couch cushions and looks for loose change. Suddenly the light bulb goes on and her eyebrows begin to twitch> "Hey I've got it! What if we have a Stahtin' Ovah Talent Competition? We could get people to perform and charge admission to see the show. Kinda like my a-MAZ-in' and wildly successful Poetry Slam! We are a talented group. I'll do a poem and Cassie and Sommer can dance *rolls eyes*...Jill could do the DJ thing...oh the possibilities are endless! We could ask Rhonda and Iyanla and Dr. Stan...this is gonna be <bleepin'> fantastic!"
Can Dr. Stan really dance?
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-06, 02:17 AM (EST)
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35. "Moderator Message" |
I don't want to ruin anyone's fun. Look folks... I don't know what Cyg did for rules when he set this up. And, I certainly didn't keep track of what he assigned and what he didn't. This was his gig. I know that there were a number of non-SO personas that showed up now and again. (Evidently, I even posted as Judge Judy at one point. I think that must have been my only post in one of these threads before today, and, frankly, I don't remember it.) From what I understand from the messages I've received today, they were usually on a "drive-by" basis. Not personas that were around all the time. I know that I've received messages saying that the non-SO personas that show up on a regular basis confuse some peeps because they don't know how to respond to them. I didn't make that up - I have no reason to. I don't think for a minute that anyone posting here is stupid. Peeps told me that it confused them. I know that since I interceded I've gotten messages of thanks - even from peeps that weren't among the messages asking for intercession. I came home from a long day and found a number of messages asking me to intercede. Both about the non-SO associated posts, but about the level to which peeps had taken the doody jokes. I did - on both counts. I have neither the time, nor the energy, to go back through all of the previous threads to see what went before. I answered basis the understanding I was given from the messages I received. The "Be the..." threads are supposed to be fun. Sharnina agreed to keep them going in Cyg's absence because the majority of peeps posting wanted them to continue. You should all thank her. So, here's the deal folks. Drive-by postings by non-SO related personas are fine, but they aren't going to be assigned regular roles - unless sharnina wants them to be. Just as most of the games in the other forums are run by non-mods, this particular game thread has been taken over by sharnina. Her rules, her choice. I will only get involved when I receive a number of messages questioning something &/or asking me to get involved. Or, if I see blatant poster bashing not related to the role play. Or, if the PG/PG-13 line starts getting crossed. That's the role I've played up until now. That's the role I will continue to play. I'm not about to babysit the thread. You're all adults and I expect that you can act as such. But, if you want to screw up everything for everybody - including yourself - keep bringing issues that you have with the few things I do say (and I think I'm at a personal record number of posts in the "Be the..." threads today) public, instead of asking me questions via PM or E-Mail... Make me spend an overabundance of time overseeing your fun in the thread... Keep going off-topic in it to discuss the "rules" instead of having fun in whatever personas you have adopted... I'll shut it down in a heartbeat. And, reopening a locked thread without permission is a bannable offense. Sharnina runs this particular game at this point. But I, and the other mods, will get involved when our mailboxes fill with messaages. I'm reasonable. I don't want to go to war with any of you. But, the threads - including this one, and the attached "Be the..." threads - had better stay on topic & quit veering into questioning mod decisions. You've read our guidelines (or you'd better do so now, if you haven't). That's never been acceptable before, and now - even if it's in reruns or ends up being a dead show - is no different. If the forum is open, the board rules apply.
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Bebo 20880 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-06, 01:16 PM (EST)
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36. "One more thing..." |
LAST EDITED ON 06-02-06 AT 01:18 PM (EST)Please do NOT use the alert system when there are problems/issues/questions with a game. The only time you should be using the alert system is when there has been a violation of the community guidelines. These games are separate from that. In this situation, the game has been run by forum moderators, but that isn't always the case. Problems/issues/questions within the rules of a game should be handled via PM or email to the specific person running the game. If you think something deserves Mysticwolf's attention. based on the information she posted above, then PM or email her - do not hit alert. And as Sharnia posted in the message at the top of this thread, she's running the game now, so you should be contacting her. The only time you should be using the alert button on a game post is if the person is violating the community-wide guidelines by bashing another poster, violating the PG-13 rule, posting hate speech, etc. Abusing the alert system is a bannable offense. Further alert messages sent regarding gameplay, instead of guidelines violations, will be considered an abuse of the alert system and can lead to the termination of your posting rights.
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-06, 04:59 PM (EST)
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37. "The Stahtin' Ovah Talent Competition" |
"Oooooh I'm so excited about our talent show. Especially if there will be men there. Lots and lots of men!" <giggles, attempts a booty shake> "I could do...ah well...I could...um....maybe...no, uh...I could...???" <frowns, glares at housemates, mood changes abruptly> "I have talent you b!tches! I DO!! I can cook you know. I had a very large and elegant dinner party in my spacious home. Even Rhonda attended along with many other famous celebrities who are all my personal friends. So shut up!!!" <mood changes abruptly, smiles sweetly> "I know. I'll do a cooking demonstration. That's it. I am so good at it. I can slice a whole tomato and open several cans all by myself. Someone will have to help me shop though. It's soooo confusing!!" "Will Dr. Stan be playing his accordian again? That is so hot!"
I am so damn cute!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-06, 05:29 PM (EST)
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39. "I'm ba-ack!!" |
Okay, ladies, somethin' has gotta be done to save this house. De-BOR-ah here, and I've decided to come back. I wanna look as good as Miss Jill, so here I am! I hope she can give me some weight loss tips...When do I get to start sweatin'? I'm hopin' for Landre for a trainer, but Marcus is a cutie too... I think the viewers were so upset by my leavin' and not comin' back on the show that they quit watchin'. And I just know that Rhonda wanted me back so bad... And I hope they make me go on a date with a hottie...after all, I have been CELIBATE for seven years now. Some people thought I was pregnant, but it was really just a bad experience from eatin' a huge sausage. Yeah, that's what it was. Because I am CELIBATE, in case you didn't hear that the first time. I left my daughter at home to lie hold down the fort for me. She'd better do it right this time! Aren't you glad I am back? Now, please, everybody, it's time to beg me to stay...I'm startin' to feel unappreciated... 
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BlowingOver 143 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-06, 02:28 PM (EST)
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40. "Talent Competition Show to Save SO" |
For the Talent Show, I could be persuaded to perform with my good friend Cat Stevens (AKA Yusuf Islam) . . . doing our old Vegas act:"Yusuffy and Snuffly" Ratings Grabber: our rendition of "Send in the Clowns" . . . NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, guaranteed. Isn't it rich . . .
Aren't we a pair . . .
You with your head in Koran . . .
Me, losing hair . . ." Do you think Rhonda and Iyanla might try that Cirque de Solei act they did at last year's Christmas party?
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-06, 00:39 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Talent Competition Show to Save SO" |
<Lisa adjusts her belly baring shirt to make sure it exposes as much belly as possible. Bends over to show off the word "Juicy" written across the back of her pants>"Oh Hi there Stan. I heard you're going to be in the talent show. That is so exciting! I am going to be in it too and show off one of my many talents. <Bats eyes> And say Dr. Stan, I was wondering if you are going to wear that cool new Speedo suit again. You sure looked good in that the other night! Mmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!!!" <Giggles>
Stan is a man isn't he?
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BlowingOver 143 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-06, 11:11 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Talent Competition Show to Save SO" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-04-06 AT 11:18 PM (EST)
Why, thank you, Antonia. And Lisa.
re: Speedos . . . Sorry, but Jon extensively test marketed the Stan-in-Speedos concept and the 55+ viewing crowd (female and male) went WILD. I've got some great 4th of July Speedo bikini briefs picked out. Jon, which of the house guest is going to be the knife throwing act? You know, the one where someone cuts off the end of Maureen's cigarette?
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JavaT 189 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 10:11 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Talent Competition Show to Save SO" |
Yo, Snuffs, my man! How's it hangin'? Or in your case, not hangin' – ha ha! Just a little man humor, you know. Hey, what'd I say? A little man humor?! Waa ha ha! I got a million of 'em!Anyway, yeah, bud, you've got a great idea there. I will definitely team up with you again, and it'd make this old Islamic heart mighty proud to do so. You know, I sang at the Adopt-a-Minefield concert last May with – ahem – Sir Paul McCartney, but that was nothing. Singing again with you will be the bomb! I mean, we'll be off the chain, brother. Lemme see if I can remember the rest of the words, there... ...send in the pounds,
old Jodi's got pounds... You can have Kim;
your wife will approve.
Rhonda's so blissfully Botoxed, she cannot move...
She'll never frown!
Wouldja look at Jill's pounds..." I'll go to Costco and buy a gross of Kleenex in preparation for our big night. I'll also buy some for our audience. Oh, yeah, about Rhonda and Iyanla doing their act? I'm sure they would, but this time let's make IV wear clothes. The ratings are bad enough lately. 
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JavaT 189 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-06, 10:09 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
Did no one notice just exactly who came in first in the 5k? And why hasn't anyone mentioned it? And why hasn't anyone mentioned how fat my thighs look in jogging pants darned muscular my legs look these days?And speaking of healthy, well, Jill, you look just like a bundle of... er, well, uh, Jell-o joy-o, coming back to the house with your new hair cut and all. Um, how come you didn't let me do your hair? I could do dreads, I'm pretty sure, if you want to go back to that look. Or Shirley Temple curls. Yeah, for sure, I could do those. Alison, you are the picture of fat fresh-faced beauty. I just adored the hand and wrist guards. Trés chic, mon ami! You go! Meanwhile, all you ladies must remember we are the sob-sniff luckiest ladies in the world! And I am luckiest of all, because I have found Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, and he's already started work on my nose. Very truly yours and loving every minute of it, 
News of my pregnancy to follow...
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BlowingOver 143 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-06, 11:30 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
Andy, congratulations on your first place finish. We finally found Richard Simmons: bound and gagged with his own sequined tank top and hidden under a rose bush a few feet from the finish line. Apparently someone disguised in Audrey Hepburn-ish sunglasses, a huge black scarf (cheap polyester, he said), and reeking of "Charlie," tackled him as he approached the finish line in first place, and left him lying in a pool of his own baby powder scented sweat and cherry popsicle vomit. I noticed his assailant had also overplucked and overpencilled his eyebrows. Very odd.
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mbinkc 32 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 02:13 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
Hellllloooo Ladieeeeeessss!! Please excuse the "new look" that I woke up to...I was minding my own business, dancin' to the oldies ya know, and the next thing I knew, I was being massacred by a rosebush and gagging on my own shiny skin-tight tank top!! When I went to check on my hair to make sure it was still big and "afro-like", I screeched with horror!! Jumping up and down (while breathing innn and ooouutt), I couldn't figure out what was different. But yet, I KNEW there was SOMETHING that had changed about me. And then it came to me. My short shorts weren't short enough!! OMG how embarassing!! They almost covered 1/3 of my thighs, and I knew right then and there that someone had been messing with me. Ladieeeeesss, who's been letting out the hem of my shorts, gosh darn it!?!? That is a major no-no with me and my persona. Pleeeeeaaasee stop it, pleeeeaaase??? You know how much I love me, and I will still love me once I get these short shorts even shorter, but oh, the agony of it all.
And did someone mention a talent competition?? I bet you know what I'm going to say, but I'll say it anyways...TWISTER!
Has anyone seen Andy Paige and her eyebrow pencil?
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 07:16 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
"Hi Dr. Stan. Thanks for meeting with me. Yes, I know you're a very busy man but this is very, very important."<Hears housemate guffaw from next room. Turns and shouts...> "Shut up b!tch!" <Smiles sweetly at Stan, winks and bends over revealing non-existent cleavage> "I need you to set up a special Twister Game for me for the talent show. Yes. That's right. Very important. Just you and me and Lanre and Poetri. We will need LOTS of practice. LOTS. Okay? No definitely NOT Richard Simmons. NO, NOT Richard. Just be sure to get Lanre. Okay???" <Bats eyes> "Thanks Dr. Stan. You're the best. And so cute!"
Now that's a man sandwich!
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SeasonedRefinement 1248 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 10:55 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
<Clapping hands in delight>Oh now you've gone and done it! You've mentioned two of my favorite things!!! And it's about time...all a life coach does is bear the burdens of others. But wow - Richards Simmons -- oh, I've cried with YOU, girlfriend...and TWISTER! Spin the spinner and watch it stop...Twister ties you up in a knot -- Get TWISTER! Left foot blue, right hand green, left hand red, right foot yellow -- YAY! Let's play - and don't be putting me in any heavyweight group either! None of the pretty people are in that group...
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings
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06-05-06, 11:48 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 17" |
<Antonia meeting with the Stahtin' Ovah Talent Show committee>"Yeah I know. I'm not crazy about it either but Rhonda said we have to have a Miss Stahtin' Ovah pagent as part of our show or we can't have the show at all. She's not messin' around. She was walkin' around all morning wearing some kind of tiara on her head for <bleep> sake. Then Lisa started struttin' up and down in her bikini askin' for votes. Then Christie showed up with her hair piled so high up on her freakin' head I thought the girl was gonna tip ovah. It was <bleepin'> scary but what can we do?" <Collective GROAN from group> "And ANDY wants to do the costumes!!!" <Collective "BLEEPIN' BLEEP!, bleep bleep, bleepity BLEEP!!!!" from group>
Be afraid, be very afraid...
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