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"Theme Foods of the Houseguests"
JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-07-06, 06:00 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
Jodi would be anything made with pork because she is a pigAllison would be anything with alcohol in it because well... we know why or even something like sour balls to match her personality. Lisa1 would be fruity pebbles or a snickers bar since she made me snicker at her antics Jessica would be milk because she cries over spilled milk Jill would be a dove bar becuase she is smooth as silk when she wants her way Cassie would be fruit loops or a fruit and nut egg Sommer would be now or later candy since she keeps coming back. Maybe even anchovies because I find them hard to stomach Christie would be something made with molasses because she is so slow Antonia would be pop rocks candy because she pops her mouth off and is bitter about things Niambi would be a box of peeps because she is sweet and tender on the inside
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MelJ 25 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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05-07-06, 06:11 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
Good CALL JustBNMe.... I can't stop laughing
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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05-09-06, 00:05 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
>Somebody do Tess!! I can only >think of syrup of Ipecac >because she makes me wanna >puke. > >*Public service announcement: If you really have Syrup of Ipecac, toss it out. It's harmful and obsolete. 9-1-1 uses Activated charcoal. ONLY.*Back to topic: Tess: Black jelly beans. Only a few people like them. The rest of us give them away. We secretly admire the people who accept them. After they're gone, we don't give them much thought, and concentrate on the other 'beans. > > >____________________________________________________________________________ > >I'd rather be at Disneyworld
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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05-07-06, 09:03 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
Since I am craving sweets all mine are going to be candy bars or other sweets...De-Bores-Ya of course is cotton candy. All fluff no substance and well she loved to eat it with a fork Kim 1- $100,000 bar or Payday Sommer-Horehound Drops and MarathonBbars because she seems to be on SO forever Tess-Smarties becuase of the name smarties and they are tart like Tess was. Chuckles becuase she made me chuckle when she tried to cry with no tears. Lisa 2 -Sugar Daddy's- no explaination needed there Cassie & Christie- Nerds-Cassie and her head bobbing and Christie in her glasses Cassie-Whoppers because she tells a whopper of a tale and Goobers because she is a goober Iyanla-Milky Way because she converses with the Universe so much and wax fangs because she has such big teeth Jodi-Chunky bars Antonia-Sprees becuase she goes on spending sprees Allisham-sweettarts because she tries to look sweet but is tart. Christina-meatloaf-she has a little bit of everything and is all mixed up
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-07-06, 10:05 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
LoL, funny, funny OK heres mineJodi...Cheese Puffs...she's puffy and cheesey Kelly....a lemon.....had a sour puss, from sucking too many lemons, sour disposition Christina.....Ho Ho's Niambi.....Wheaties...seems like she'd be on the box Iyanla...Fresh fruit....raw, good for you, fresh, healing Sommer.......egg salad, stinks after a few days Jill........a big hot fudge sundae Lisa 1........Champange, but she's on a beer budget Lisa 2..... a cracker, as in Polly wanna... Rhonda.....Red Bull energy drink, pretty and sugary, with a kick Christie.......a big pancake..like her butt=big and flat Antonia........ Lobster- the bottom crawler, hard shell, and expensive
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SeasonedRefinement 1248 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-08-06, 04:01 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-08-06 AT 09:29 AM (EST)Very creative thinking, you guys! "Christina = Ho-hos" - LOL! ______________ Christie - a Bartlett pear (just put a head, arms, and legs on one and you'll get it) Kelly - Swiss cheese (her complexion) or vinegar (her countenance) Christina - Pop Tart (although Ho-Hos was better!) Lisa 1 - Breadstick (long, thin, and stale) Lisa 2 - marshmallow (self-explanatory) Jill - Jello (something in the way it keeps giggling after you put it down on the table reminds me of the way Jill keeps giggling after she puts herself down on the couch) or a Big Mac Jodi - Half and Half (you figure it out...) or any of the "Hungry Man" frozen entrees (because that's what she reminds me of when she's being "supportive") Antonia - any "Imitation" product Cassie - Sweet & Low (two aspects of her personality...) Allison - Super Rich Cheesecakes (best when consumed in very small pieces unless you want to throw-up, or at least feel pretty sick) Niambi - an onion (the more layers you peel, the more tears you get) Kim - sushi (love it or hate it) Iyanla - Milk or Baby Formula (wink) Rhonda - holiday fruitcake (nobody really likes it, but because of tradition, it will never be replaced with something better) Dr. Stan - fresh green salad (the healthiest thing on the menu) *******************************************
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AshLanie 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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05-09-06, 06:29 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
Tagging on: Dr. Stan..........Big Hunk (chewy nougat with peanuts).
Christina.........Blow Pop (name says it all) or................Red Hot Dollars (again, name says it all) Jill..............Zero Bar (And liked her til I read her contradictory words). CassieTwo.........One Dollar Bar (About what she is worth these days) Tess..............Atomic Fire Ball\s (self-explanatory) Jodi..............GrapeHeads-alexander the Great (Cause she feels she is the greatest?) Antonia...........5th Avenue (Where she wish she lived) or................Candy Cigarettes (so she can be outside with the rest of the housemates)
Allison...........Cry Baby/Extra Sour Cream (self-explnatory) ChrisH (1st season).Whoppers (She surely could tell some whoppers/lies)! Niambi.............Sugar Baby (aren't mistressess sugar babies)? Link: http://www.oldtimecandy.com/CandyList.htm What all reality *stars* wish to make: Big League (chewing gum) Any given Reality Show:
Mixed nuts.
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maryellennaco 1084 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-11-06, 00:50 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Theme Foods of the Houseguests" |
Funny, funny stuff, ya'll!!! I'm gettin' hungry already for the final show!!! We'll ALL have to eat something crappy on the last day of the show because well, this last season has been nothing but crap! These boards however, are filet mignon... and chocolate mousse! For those of the vegetarian persuasion, a fabulous heaping helping of shitake mushroom!!
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