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"Andy Page is a monster"
malibu 0 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "New Member"
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04-10-06, 08:46 PM (EST)
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"Andy Page is a monster" |
Did you see the top of Lisa's head just barely level with Andy's boobs?
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cynicalgirl 27 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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05-24-06, 01:11 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Oh, good Whomever! Do you think (as I do) that if/when Rhonda gets a new show that she will bring back the monster Andy Page to wreak havoc on other unsuspecting women?We have to warn them! We have to tell them of the horror that is makeup applied by Andy Page! (Not to mention the clothes. Geez Louise.) Rhonda, you need to find a good stylist for yourself, honey. And a better hairstylist.
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ohsowhat 0 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "New Member"
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04-11-06, 08:07 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Andy will be starring in the remake of the "50foot tall woman." She will need to wear her regular super spike heels, or have to rename the movie, the "49 foot woman." She could be a tv superhero and clobber the bad guys with a phone book.
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-11-06, 09:12 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
The scary thing is we still have to endure Jodi with Andy (if Jodi graduates. Jodi is short too and well..we all know how she latches onto breasts and hugs. Then with Andy being 5' 10" you know how that will look and you can bet your bottom dollar Jodi will be all smiles. Ick!
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BIGGESTFAN 17 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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04-11-06, 11:06 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
I think you are being a little hard on Andy. She does a good job giving then make overs. Most of them look good when she is done. So what if she is tall and likes to wear heels. Lets not be so rude.
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malibu 0 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "New Member"
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04-11-06, 07:01 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: WARNING - BIGGESTFAN" |
Thanks Cygnus. I'm really only having fun and not trying to hurt anyone's feelings. Sorry if I offended you Biggestfan.
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Baxtera 923 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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04-11-06, 11:15 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
I for one can not stand her make overs. Every so often when they take the women some where else for what ever reason I'm always so glad for them. I always think it's so sad when the women are so excited that Andi is coming for them, instead I expect to hear the music from Jaws in the background. I rarely find her taste flattering on the women, she needs to be retired for someone who can really reach the women's real beauty.
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petmama 494 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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04-11-06, 07:42 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-06 AT 07:43 PM (EST)>I for one can not stand >her make overs. Every >so often when they take >the women some where else >for what ever reason I'm >always so glad for them. > I always think it's >so sad when the women >are so excited that Andi >is coming for them, instead >I expect to hear the >music from Jaws in the >background. I rarely find >her taste flattering on the >women, she needs to be >retired for someone who can >really reach the women's real >beauty. At least the Black HG's have all been spared Andy's "makeovers". This season, each of her "makeovers" has been progressively worse. Especially with the hair. Lisa's haircolor should've been left alone. And, what's the point of cutting hair in layers for movement, only to be gooped down into a "helmet head" with the ends flipped out all over? And, why did Andy include a dress that covered Lisa's knees as an option, after telling her to choose dresses no longer than mid knee to keep her legs from looking stummpy. Lisa's dress did just that. And, all the cleavage reminded me of last season's Kim and Josie. Too much fat stuffed into bras, and clothes, many tomes too small. A most unsexy look on anyone. And, BTW, Andy appears to be gaining weight, from one appearance to the next. Especially in the legs.
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working4aliving 12 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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04-13-06, 01:54 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
I agree with you about Lisa's makeover. Lisa is a beautiful woman but I was so embarrassed for her in that dress! A little cleavage is one thing but to have your boobs hiked so high it interferes with breathing is quite another. I think I would have wrapped that shawl around my neck and left it there, especially if I had a daughter and she was present.
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malibu 0 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "New Member"
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04-11-06, 05:39 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
I also have very hard to manage hair. It made me miserable growing up (to say the least) but the Japanese straightening came and I have to say, it's made my hair so nice. I actually get compliments on my hair now. It's so easy because it's always straight, even in the humidity!
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sweet cheeks 130 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-24-06, 01:01 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Well personally I was hoping they would cut off Christie's hair. She is 30 yrs old . Time to get rid of some of that length.
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cow lady 13 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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04-20-06, 12:05 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Does Nicole Kidman ring a bell??? Andy does a good job. Insted of she's a monster. How she is so tall. Some os those girls are short.
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zipitgood 0 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "New Member"
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04-11-06, 01:49 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Poor Andy doesnt have much to work with. if Jodi lost weight her size triple D´s would proably shrink to double A´s. She has to wear huge clothes to cover those suckers up. (Star Jones´s disappeared too..FAT) I think its cool andy waggled job out of the whole thing. You cant say that about anyone else! Brenda is probably on Hollywood and Vine drinking out of a paper bag.
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sillybear 84 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-11-06, 05:00 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
What drives me crazyis how nutty the women still get when Andy comes for the make over.You would think Brad Pitt walked in the room!!Seems a little over the top to me.
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nikkidemus 186 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-11-06, 06:36 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Yes I have to agree, Andy sucks! She doesnt even dress that nice . I find her clothing choices for herself rather boring and old. And she never changes her hairstyle either. I think Andy is the one who could use a makeover.
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trikelady 82 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-13-06, 01:44 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
I AM GLAD TO SEE ANOTHER TALL WOMAN! I am 6' 1" tall and the men do stop and take notice as I'm sure they stop and take notice of Andy...you go sister!!! However, some of her makeovers do need makeovers!! trike
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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04-20-06, 08:23 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
I groan every time Andy/Bride of Frankenstein squeals through the door. After the last two cleavage disasters (Lisa and Kelly) I live in fear that she will stuff Jodi in a dress two sizes too small. My eyes, my eyes!
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Sues 585 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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04-20-06, 09:37 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
She's going to shave Christie's head and dress her in a head to toe berka with upper arm cutouts....
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msbehavin 69 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-22-06, 10:12 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
Rhonda is the one who instigates all the screaming. It's as if she is worried there might not be enough GENUINE excitement from the group when Andy walks in the room, so she whips the ladies into a frenzy by shrieking "LOOK! Look who's HEEERE! It's ANDY PAAIIIGE!!! ANDY PAAAIIIIGE!!!! Andy PAAAIIIIIGGGEE is here!!!!!!!"
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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04-22-06, 10:46 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
The screaming is over the top. They were either told by the show that they MUST scream for Andy or they are screaming in fear that they will be next.
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Cinnamongirl30 75 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-22-06, 11:18 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
All of this talk of Andy Paiges makeovers is causing me to have some serious anxiety over Jodi's graduation if and when it happens. The thought of Jodi's height at Andi's breast level...were gonna see her in a changeroom, possibly stuffing herself into little skintight dresses and exposing her cleavage ala-Andy style. I might have to skip that episode completely.
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sweet cheeks 130 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-24-06, 01:02 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
hahahahahaha you ladies do make me laugh. Poor ole Andie. hahahahaha
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JavaT 189 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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04-24-06, 05:06 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
LOL!!! I just can't stop laughing at this thread, the pros and the cons -- everything! I find I agree on so many things here, like BeeBe's mention of Andy's entrance when she's "called" to do a makeover, and the Angry Caterpillar Eyebrows! WAA HA HA! And someone else referred to Andy as Andy/Bride of Frankenstein. Maybe she's following (or participating in?) the Be the Houseguest Game?! Anyway, when I first signed on to the site a little while ago that was the first header that hit me ("Andy Page is a monster"), and I wanted to thank everyone for the huge laugh!I don't know if I consider Andy a monster, really. I have to give her credit for losing weight, and using her size to her ability: i.e., becoming a plus-size model. She has been very entrepreneurial, and kinda has some ingenuity for business, when you think about it. But on the other hand, IMHO, Andy's mirth and seemingly-faux interest in all the ladies and her makeover "work" seems kind of forced. It's like she wants to be... a TV star! Whaddya know about that!! She just always seems so very conscious of the camera, and not too genuine, personality-wise.
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trikelady 82 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-25-06, 01:19 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Andy Paige is a Monster" |
Maybe Andy isn't tall and all the other HG's are midgets????? HEY! It could happen...LOL trike
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alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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05-17-06, 11:19 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Andy Page is a monster" |
With all her unnatural squealing, stocky build, and overdone make-up s/he always reminds me of a guy in drag.
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