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"SO limited edition talking bobbleheads"
JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings
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04-09-06, 10:10 PM (EST)
 
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"SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-09-06 AT 10:15 PM (EST)If SO put out bobbleheads of the LC's and HG what would they say? IV- I smell a lie. Tell the Universe what you want. Be a great day! Ding dong your doorbell's ringing. Rhonda-Have a fearless day. Yeah. Excellent! Allison-I am fat and ugly and no one loves me. I don't have a problem with alcohol! Don't steal my thunder! Lisa1- I am just like so like evolved. It would also dispense snot on command and produce fake throwing up sounds and spittle. Jill-Love ya mean it buh bye. I had a 20 minute conversation with the cupcake. It became my life! Cassie-this limited edition bobble head says lots of words but it is all in baby talk and makes no sense. About the only phrases you can understand are errand angel and I'm only 42 not in my 50's! Josie-*#$@&%$ Kim1-Louis Vuitton is the best. I am not materialistic. God sent me a sign when I saw a pigeon. Towanda-I want to make a name for myself away from my famous sister..by the way do you know Toni Braxton is my famous sister? I am not a crook. De-Bores-Ya-I have not had sex in 6 years but I need to go take a pregnancy test. Don't touch my cotton candy. Layne-says nothing it just giggles Tess-No one understands how I feel. I don't get it. Karen (from season2)-it just hiccups and says I love my grannie panties don't you? Kim2-I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, crawl under the table and fall down...no problem. I don't slam doors. Lisa2-it only repeats everything you say Christie-I am beautiful. Don't get drunk and wake me up. How can you say you are keeping your commitment to me if you are drinking? Jodi-what do you mean I haven't lost weight? I don't want to diet no one else is. My clothes are not too tight. I am too a size 14!
Any more ideas????
Edited to add: I forgot Layne's bobblehead has to say I don't feel safe
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EMTBGRL 2513 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-06, 11:11 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
Jodi's bobblehead would ask if you are "utilizing all your tools" or if you are "into wearing masks"Lisa1: "B!tches get down here!" and "How do you cut a lime??" Lisa2: "I am queen of the universe! but only because you say so. Right?" Kim: Well, what about YOUR accountability? (Followed by the sound of different kinds of doors slamming, and her saying "Kellellely you look good in blulu" and "THEY poured the DRINKS!") or, how about, "Mom, It's too LATE for a PONY! Melinda: Did you hear me? I said I am sorry. Again. and Again. Bethany: Next time, I'm calling Montel or Dr. Phil. Rhonda: Only YOU can answer that! Iyanla: Why are you stuck? (thinking: "like me, in this contract") Dr. Stan: "TV appearances pay better than private practice." Or, "I make sense!--usually." OR, "Who's on meds?" Answered by all the bobble heads, I am I am I am I am I am I am! and Dr. Stan's answers: "Who's on first, Meds is on Second, and I don't know is the short stop!" Kelly: I AM a good mother, I AM a good mother, I am I am I am I am! I AM a good mother! (while crying) Christie: I don't need to look pretty! I just want to look pretty. Is that so wrong?
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-06, 01:30 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-10-06 AT 01:41 PM (EST)Kim~ "yada, yada, yada"
Kelly~ (wouldn't talk) but does the funny mouth thing
Jill~ "For the love of Christmas"
Jodi~ "bud..weis...errr"
Lisa1~ "I need money Daddy"
Lisa2~ "uh huh, yep, yep, I see, uh huh, yep..."
Christi~ "sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk, sloppy drunk..."
Iyanla~ "I smell a rat"
Dr. Stan~ "I should have been a hand model"
Rhonda~ Holding a mirror "I Love Me"
Alicon~ "I want to leaveeeee"
Christina~ "I'm not a skank, I play one on tv"
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phlinky 75 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-06, 06:11 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
I have some:
Lisa1: gag, gag, barf, boo hoo. My thong is too tight. Ma, buy me bigger thongs!
Lisa2: Yep, I know, The thing is..., ok hun
Dee-bor-ah: I want to go home, do you like my overalls?, I can't be pregnant, I have not had sex in over 1 year.
Kelly: Funny mouth thing and pulls at her hair at the same time.
Rhonda: My eye brows are naturally this high on my face.
IV: Be a great day!
Xtina: I am not gossiping behind your back, you are talking behind my back!
Kim: I am so not slamming doors! SLAM!
Jodi: Where is my A? I deserve an A!
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malibu 0 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-06, 08:42 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
Jill: That cupcake was my lifeChristie: (cracky voice) I feel so ugly, wha wha Lisa1: (crying sounds) Lisa2: oh my, oh my, tony tony, oh my TJ: I'm the most annoying person you will ever meet Allison: sob: I don't want to go home. Nobody knows my pain. Jodi: No, I will not get on that scale. I only want to date a hotty.
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-06, 02:16 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-06 AT 08:42 PM (EST)Antonia's has huge bushy eyebrows and says "Whea's my cwedit cod? I want to git me dat I like it!" " I jus git what I like!" "Whea you goin wit dis Iyaaaaanlanaaaaa?" "I'm too tied to be doin dis stuff." "I'm gittin alot out of bean in the stoting owver howse!" Jodi's has huge demented eyes that watch every move you make. It can't bobble due to too many fat rolls ETA Jodi's bobblehead also comes with a mask you can put on and take off.
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TVFreak 189 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-06, 04:52 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-10-06 AT 04:54 PM (EST)Niambi: I sold my soul for a piece of a** Antonia: Credit cahds ahn't free money? Jodi: You'll feel much better after I hold you and stroke your hair.
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JustBNMe 526 desperate attention whore postings
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06-04-06, 11:52 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-04-06 AT 11:56 PM (EST)Dr. Stan-I am so glad to be away from those women. Allisham-I wanna live!!!! (And come back to SO so Iyanla can rub my feet.) Maureen-man am I glad <cough cough> that I was on in season 1. De-Bores-Ya - I have too been celibate for 6 years. I have not had sex since I was married to ma deeeeaaaaad hussband! I am just going to pack up and go home. I didn't come here to wait or lose weight. Kim1-I got a sign from a pigeon that said I am meant to buy a new Louis Vuiton bag and shoes. Antonia-I want to git me some chaaaage cods to git some stuff for while I am here in the Stoting Over hawse. I don't git it Iyanlllllaaaaaaa. Lisa1-I am just so evolved since leaving the SO house. Jill-where's Mrs. Mable Christie wants to seel her on Ebay and so do I now where is she? Ozzy the dog-man these women are true b!tches. I am glad I am not of their species. I am so above them and I graduated in record time.
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06-14-06, 08:41 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: SO limited edition talking bobbleheads" |
Allison---"Lookat ME I'm a preacher! Me Me Meeeee!"Christina--"e-bay say, my hats and purses are stylish." Iyanla--*mutters to herself since the Universe has left the building* Jill--"Cupcakes, anyone?" Rhonda--"Mental note, no more Christie. Book was sold." Christie--"He's Cain and I'm un- 'Able.'" Jodi--"My weight is not your business" Dr. Stan--"What a privilege to be away from here."
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